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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

#'turned him gay'#newsflash asshole he's been gay (bi rather) the entire time!#alexander the great#history#to clarify this is a reaction to the tweet#I don't know anything about the documentary itself or how accurate it is
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#i love him#aew#hangman adam page#adam page#hangman page#bluesky#adding ‘newsflash dumbass leaves IS plants’ to my personal lexicon#hangman’s garden
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waow I can't believe thomas invented aroace ppl,
#🌐 - Newsflash#ttte#thomas the tank engine#ttte thomas#aroace#aromantic#asexual#shitpost#<- kinda?#Man idk at this point#Oh he's just like me fr
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Perhaps a Hot Take: I don't have anything against JayVik as a ship, but the amount of people in the fandom who use it as an opportunity to be openly racist and misogynistic towards Mel and Sky, and to feminize/infantilize Viktor as a disabled man make it REALLY hard to enjoy
#literally over 90% of the viktor tag is currently jayvik content#hey. hey perhaps we should talk about the incredibly funny smart handsome determined inventor and engineer#who is a MAJOR figure in media for disabled/chronic illness rep#as... his own person?#also like... all the posts that go “oh yeah jayce never loved mel he was just confused”#guys newsflash theres a pretty interesting thing called bisexuality maybe you can look it up when you get your head out of your ass#i usually never involve myself in this shit but its driving me absolutely insane#sincerely your local bisexual chronic illness and cancer survivor :)))#arcane#arcane critical#viktor arcane#jayce talis#mel medarda#sky young
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"Alastor is a villain because he chained poor Husk 🥺"
I think you all forget THIS is the Husk that made the deal with Alastor:

The Husk that was so careless and selfish that was gambling SOULS, to the point he gambled his own soul away to save his powers.
#gives me puss in boots/death dynamic#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel husk#like im sorry to tell you husk was not a good guy#nobody is lmao that's why they are in Hell#just because husk has 'feelings' for angel doesnt exclude him for being a dick#which he still was until the finale#please just because a character suddenly falls in love doesng make them 'good'#it's the same with Lilith#several defending her just because she was 'in love' with Lucifer#newsflash: romance doesnt make you a good person#and it bothers me greatly how fans dismiss husk's past#SPECIALLY because of huskerdust#he still has yet to show he wants to change for himself
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Cubfan135 supports public transit and initiatives to reduce car dependency.
cubfan135 fact #499:
Cub is a big fan of public transit
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im sorry i dont usually do this but this post pissed me off so fucking bad and op has replies turned off (because of course they do)
fellas. is it gay to wear pink and have long hair and sing and dance? cause i didn’t realize we were using bioessentialism in movie analysis now that’s crazy
sarcasm aside this is literally why i don’t go in tags anymore because none of you are media literate. not a single one of you. longlegs is not wearing makeup in the movie. it’s shitty plastic surgery; that’s why his lips are red. you can literally tell by just looking at him that it’s not lipstick. the clothes he wears are all off-white or white. the falsetto he’s doing is very obviously meant to mimic that sort of “goochie goo” baby talk a lot of adults unironically use towards children. also coding? ‘coding’ is not when you interpret something from a movie as anything you want because you feel like it. coding is an intentional act committed by creatives to further their story and allude to specific real life things for a specific narrative purpose. it is an intentional act of storytelling. it is not you looking at a movie and assuming something as fact based off slight vibes
and i’m just gonna say it. if you see a male character with long hair that’s acting generally creepy in the vicinity of a child and automatically assume that that character is being coded as a transwoman, YOU ARE THE ONE BEING TRANSPHOBIC.
like holy fuck some of y’all have never actually looked inwards once in your life and it shows
#longlegs#horror#main tag dont care! op ur stupid and just looking for smth to be mad at#how hard would it to be like ‘i found it boring and reductive’ no you just have to create a moral issue around smth you personally dont lik#and spread misinformation while ur at it!#NEWSFLASH. YOU CAN DISLIKE THINGS OR EVEN HATE THEM WITHOUT HAVING TO ASSIGN SOME SORT OF MORAL PURITY TO IT#PLEASE FUCK OFF HORROR IS NOT THE GENRE FOR YOU!#ask to tag#pls i have no idea what kind of trigger tags to put here if any#long post#lou.txt
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Everytime I remember that Eddie motherfucking Diaz decided to make this guy who he’s known for less than two years the LEGAL GUARDIAN TO HIS CHILD, and THEN doesn’t say a word to him about it for another year, and only does when said guy says it should’ve been him who was shot in Eddie’s place, and has been entirely reckless ever since Eddie was shot repeatedly risking his life so he doesn’t lose the people he cares about, JUST SO THAT HE MAKES SURE THE GUY DOESNT DO SOMETHING STUPID AND RECKLESS AGAIN … well I’m entirely normal about that.
“No one will ever fight for my son as hard as you.” OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY
#newsflash: I’m not#I smoosh my face into my pillow and scream because these two idiots can’t get their shit together#like come on suck face already#you both want to#Christopher Diaz has two dads#and buckaroo is one of them!!#if this isn’t readable my bad#no one will ever fight for my son as hard as you#911 on fox#911#911 abc#911 text posts#911 eddie diaz#eddie diaz#eddie x buck#buck x eddie#911 evan buckley#evan buckley#buddie#buddie 911
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Doomed from the start is what many could say about you and shadow milks relationship. He's immortal, and you? You're just an average mortal.
The passage of time doesn't stop for you, and it never will. Shadow milk can only enjoy the fleeting moments by your side til death do you part.
Of course the only ones who understand him leave. They always do.
As much as he disguises his anger and sorrow with a grin, it will never hide the fact that he knows your time is running up. You are aware of how much it hurts him, but for his sake, you'll continue living life with a smile on your face til your last breath.
Humor him and go along with his antics while you can.
#newsflash you cannot reincarnate how bout that#cookie run kingdom x reader#crk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#shadow milk x reader
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Really miffed to (re)discover that my best and most personally fulfilling work are ones made on vibes and NOT through meticulous planning.
#*Don’t do selfish art* they say#Well newsflash: It turns out being indulgent brings out the things I and likeminded audiences enjoy WHOWOULDATHUNKIT#gif
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#“ok i'll apologize” “bro it's not that serious.”#“you're right it's not that serious“ ”why won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!“#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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the 'male loneliness epidemic' and 'friendzoning' - two phrases that scream 'men's problems require urgent attention, while everyone else's struggles are just background noise.' Newsflash: rejection and loneliness are universal human experiences, not exclusive to men. but when men face them, suddenly it's a catastrophic injustice that can only be rectified by granting them unchecked access to women's time, energy, and bodies. the entitlement is real.
let's set the record straight: women aren't responsible for your emotional well-being. we are not obligated to provide you with companionship, sex, or validation. the notion that we're somehow failing you by not fulfilling these expectations is not only absurd but also dangerously entitled. and if you feel like working on yourself to attract the right woman is too much work you should probably try men, it's okay to be gay.
#male entitlement#entitlement issues#epidemic#loneliest#i hate men#kill all males#emotional abuse#abusiveness#men are trash#nobody wants this#situationships#friendzone#friends#newsflash#reality check#stay away#it's okay to be gay#toxic relationship#breakup#gay man#male degeneracy#radical misandrist#proud misandrist#gayandproud#pro misandry#happy misandrist#radical feminist community
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next drawing is gunna be of our boy Percy (yippee yahoooo yayy!!!!)
#🌐 - Newsflash#ttte#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#ttte percy#percy the green engine#percy the small engine
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Someone: "you shouldn't use x phrase because it perpetuates & reinforces the ideology that Native Americans are primitive and savage, which was used to justify their colonization and genocide"
White person: but what if.... I use thw racist language in a nice way?
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libs are so damn annoying, if you have to choose one guy to “protect democracy”, your democracy is fucking dead. “If there is an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to pick the lesser evil” if there’s an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to rid of the system that’s producing them in the first place
#shut up about ‘you need to vote for Biden’ my god#newsflash there are other people running who aren’t Biden or Trump#‘but giving them ur vote is throwing ur vote away cuz they’re not gonna way’#so you agree the system is fucked up? Jesus Christ
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these came to me in a dream
#when i see you canon bruce canon bruce when i see you#its on SIGHT for canon bruce#obsessed with these little men ive never read any comics of#newsflash assholes! this emotionally stunted billionaire shouldnt have kids!#justice for the batkids#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#richard grayson#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#dc comics#k mumbles#duke thomas#how could i almost for duke and damian#damian wayne#damian wayne al-ghul#damian al ghul#damian al ghul wayne#idk how to tag this toddler
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