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fersrsbizniz · 2 years
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I (like others) have a few theories about why Seward mentioned a week passed:
1. He’s using the same cylinder and did not specify a new date
2. Stoker forgot to put the date
3. Stoker chose not to put the date as this fits better in the book format and an extra date may seem a bit much (tbh I wouldn’t think so?)
4. Jack has lost track of time for reasons
5. Stoker remembered the date but made Jack not put it for reasons
Anyway, you shouldn’t be tempting your patient to escape, Seward. You jerk.
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pterygoidwalk · 5 months
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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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chicagoeggwhisperer · 4 months
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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dredsina · 21 days
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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koobiie · 26 days
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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owlpellet · 8 months
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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faeriekit · 7 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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officialspec · 8 months
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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stuckinapril · 7 months
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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camping-with-monsters · 2 months
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For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3
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tothechaos · 5 months
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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x0401x · 2 months
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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malwarechips · 2 months
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Knowledge Revenge.
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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