my obsession w deciding to give myself an "offday" the evening before is gonna catch up w me very very soon
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I will return to not stanning politicians tomorrow but watching Kamala Harris destroy Donald Trump is like a religious experience to me. She's leading him into traps to distract him into saying nonsense about crowd sizes, pointing out how he is an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, and just nailing every question.
I am smiling So Much after a really shitty day.
Now I understand why some people start riots when they win at sports.
This is the woman who made Brett Kavanaugh cry and she is here to break Trump like he's a glass at a Jewish wedding.
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this came to me in a dream
Floyd's emo ass and a techno troll could make scene kids...! Do you see my vision??? . . . Ravin is Happy Hardcore and Eddy M is Synth-Pop, that's how troll genetics work, right?
anyway...
i don't think floyd leads a proud life
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Soap actually gets very affectionate when he's drunk. Sure, he's already a pretty touchy man while sober, but this multiplies a hundred fold when he's drunk. While it may be hard to get him drunk, he's nothing but adorable when he gets to that point. Think the r/ambien wife guy (even if you may not be a woman, he's not above pointing out how soft and awesome you are and how much he loves you). In fact, I'd go as far as to say he probably has a reddit account, on which he gushes about you every time he does get drunk. It's nothing but sweet. You're his beloved partner, the light of his life, and he's gonna make it everyone else's problem too. He keeps hugging you, keeps cuddling you, keeps pressing wet kisses on your forehead and your temple as he sits in your lap. There's a good chance you have no clue what he's trying to tell you, but it's probably just another anecdote about how much he loves you. Tears are sometimes spilled when you kiss him back and tell him that you love him too. Yes, alcohol may be involved, but it's nothing short of wholesome anyway. Is probably not even ashamed of all the things he's said to you once he's sober again. He means them, and why shouldn't you know that you're important to him?
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I came to bed “early” (early for me) and the way Holly Mop perked right up when she realized almost made me cry.
She went from lounging on @mothman-etd’s feet to sitting on the end of the bed, tail wagging excitedly as she waited for me to get under the covers then just plastered herself against my side with the biggest, most content sigh.
She’s currently wrapped around my leg like a koala making little whuffling snoring sounds.
We don't deserve dogs.
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also in the face of people deleting their blogs, that's another reason why you guys are supposed to reblog stuff. if somebody deletes a post, your liked version will disappear, but the reblogs remain. i'm insane about preservation and archival, every single piece of art i have ever enjoyed is reblogged on my 450k+ posts main account so if the artists leave I still have their work. i even tag things (though just with the main fandom tag) so I have years and years worth of fanworks saved that the terrible general site search will never show you.
please reblog art. not just to support the artists who make it and share their efforts, but also so you have your own copy of their works saved for yourself, and the future users of this site.
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