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[anthaathi]

omg HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

hope this year and the rest go beautifully 💐💫🍭🍩🍓🥭🍰🍫

THANK YOU SMMM 🥺🧡🧡🧡!!!! Fr means a lot omg <3

[samodivas]

@boeing-787

my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane

[ashcremated]

continuing with the reposts of my old art in this new blog 🤡 this one was for uhhh. zuko's hot moisturized glowing umbothered girl summer.

[juliaspizzeria]

JJK TWITTER LINKS

make sure to log into twitter / x beforehand !

𐙚 TOJI FUSHIGURO (warnings ; clít rubbing. squírting. size kínk. fìngering. pènetration. brééding. oràl (f).)

looves making you squirmノsquirting ノsize kink ノsideways ノstretching you out ノtasteノholding you by your thighsノpics he'll send ノsuper soakerノ breeding

𐙚 SATORU GOJO (warnings ; màsturbàtìon. pènetration.)

vids he sends while he’s away ノ awh, how embarrassing (not) ノcar sex ノgood morning ノin the mirror (satoru ver)ノbikini got him all worked up ノhe misses u :( ノdoggystyle

𐙚 SUGURU GETO (warnings ; pènetration. clít rubbing. squírtíng. riding. fíngeríng. hàndjob. màtìng press.)

loves his girl ノin the mirror (suguru ver)ノhe’s so cruel, teasing you like this ノmy ride is hereノfingering ノgetting him offノcountertopノso mean :( ノmating press

𐙚 CHOSO KAMO (warnings ; oràl (f). pènetration. brèèding. squìrtìng.)

taste so good ノloves missionary ノhow could he possibly keep his hands off? ノhe really couldnt wait ノall over youノin the carノagainst the wall ノagain and againノface down, ass up

𐙚 KENTO NANAMI (warnings ; pènetration. public sèx. oràl (f). spànking. brèèding. size kink.)

“lets hope we don’t get caught..” ノloves the taste of you ノputting you in your placeノbreeding kinkノi need this w him IMMEDIATELYノafter work

𐙚 INO TAKUMA (warnings ; pènetration. fìngerìng. spànking.)

positions ノcant get enough of your tits ノhes so loving ノ getting eachother off ノloves watching your expressions ノhe could listen to you all day ノIS THIS NOT HIM???

𐙚 RYOMEN SUKUNA (warnings ; pènetration. rough sèx. fìngerìng. mating press. ànàl fìngerìng.)

so rough w/ his hands . . . ノpinned down ノholding your leg up ノhe's so rough ノgirthy fingers ノon the couch ノanal + fingering ノprepping you for both cocks

[broadwaybabymomma]

[Text Message]: Any chance I can crash at your place, till I have found a place of my own?

[Text Message]: I'll double check with Quinn, but I can't imagine why you couldn't. [Text Message]: Other than the horror stories I may have told her about you as a roommate while we were cohabiting. 😜

[Text Message]: But in all seriousness, I don't have a problem with it and I doubt Quinn will either.

[samodivas]

AFAIK (in my part of the world) last names became a “thing” at the beginning of the 20th century. Before that, only richer people had a family last name (like a clan name), others had nickname essentially, but I think it was required to have standardised last names so that the state could trace your parentage? So when you “marry into” another family, you take their last name…

But the more I think about it the more it really doesn’t make sense in the modern day… especially since (legally speaking) plenty of people (here) have different last names from their parents to begin with.

The more I think about it the stranger it seems that both partners changing their last names to an entirely new name for both of them when they get married hasn’t become A Thing instead of one partner changing their name or both keeping their names. You know, Lisa Thompson and Erik Carlson become Lisa and Erik Owlhead.

Women changing their names has patriarchal roots so I support women who don’t want to change their last name to their husband’s name (and I support men who take their wives’ name) but I also see why it makes life easier if partners have a shared last name so why not get around the bullshit of who has to take who’s name and just get a completely new one? That’s for sure the only way I’d agree to change my name if I got married, so how about it?

[lithiumseven]

Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes

Screen caps by @bluebassy

[fandomfuntimem]

Dp x dc prompt

Redhood didn't like people who took advantage of children. Fucking hated them.

So when he heard of a new crime lord employing children in there area, he had to put a bullet between that fucker's eyes. Apperently, the guy ran the original gang out of town and set the kids off on petty crime. Stealing money. Food, clothes, in some cases, even drugs.

Redhood stood outside an abandoned building, gun at the ready. There was no security, no goons. Did this guy know he was coming? Is this a trap? Redhood shook off his worries. No matter. He's just gotta get this bastard before it could get any worse.

He crept through raftors and boxes. He listened for footsteps. Step step step. The footsteps were heavy and dragging, sluggish. According to eye witnesses, the crime lord tended to drag his feet, maybe limp even.

Redhood slid out of hiding, pressed his gun up to the back of the man's head, and-

It was a kid. The kid turned around, so irely calm. His long black air hung down, obscuring his face, but Redhood could clearly see the way his pale sickly skin sank into his bones. How his dull blue eyes seamed to gloss over and stare into his soul. Almost daring him to pull the trigger. Yet, despite the dark of the warehouse, he almost seemed to glow.

"So?" He asked.

"Wha- so what?" Redhood asked. He was shaking. He hasn't put the gun down.

"Are you going to pull the trigger or not? I mean, you've got a clear shot. I just ask you to clean up after. The kids don't need to see that," The teen slowly blinked at him. Redhood slowly lowered the gun. Just a gang of kids run rampant, yeah. That's what this is.

The kid hummed and began to walk off. Redhood couldn't really call it walking or even limping. It looked more like dragging a nearly dead leg. Now that he was close, he could see it. The dragging leg, the dead arm in a sling. The lichtenberg scars crawled up his face, reaching his eye, blinded and half shut. How did this kid run a whole gang out of town?

Red Hood followed him. The kid only gave his a brief glance before shrugging. Redhood followed him to the back of the warehouse, where a group of kids slept. Redhood recognised them, street kids. All either homeless or too scared to go home.

"They helped me," the kid whispered, "I got rid of those people because I hated the way they hurt the people around them, and when I fell sick, those kids stepped up to help. The least I can do is give them a place to stay."

"You fell sick? You weren't always like this?"

"No. I used to be a lot stronger, braver," The kid gave a heavy sigh before slowly lowering himself to the ground. Crossing his legs and resting his head on his hand, "Now I can barely move without aching, I feel like an old man trapped in a teenager's body."

Redhood glanced between him and the sleeping kids. He was helping them, housing them. In return, they were stealing food and medicine for their sick friend, and Rehood almost shot him.

"My name is Danny, by the way," The kid- Danny grumbled.

Redhood sighed and sat down next to him, "Nice to meet you, Danny. I'm Redhood."

[aropride]

i'm sort of a 0-trick pony

[cinnamorollcrybaby]

Texting the COD men that you can’t pay rent!

Tags: COD men x fem!Reader, smau, suggestive, nsfw on soap’s slide, cursing, mdni

An: Based off of the tiktok trend :3 I wanted to do this with JJK men, but I think the COD men make it even funnier. This is also my first COD smau. I went with the characters that I’m most comfortable portraying. lmk if you want to see more of them or someone else!

Incl - Ghost, König, Price, Keegan, Soap

[anthaathi]

if pressing flowers has a million fans, then I am one of them. if pressing flowers has ten fans, then I am one of them. if pressing flowers has only one fan then that is me. if pressing flowers has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against pressing flowers, then I am against the world.

[prinnay]

Happy birthday Liz 🥳

[softfawnbaby]

i'm a big fan of "be a good girl and do this for me" or something like that

[wildspringday]

via richardscarrylove

[tiffycat]

Lucy and her three weed smoking boyfriends

[soulsunpoets]