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I've been neglecting faroeverse lately
I also don't think Noel fully bought that lie but he's respectful like that. An ally!!
#the idea of Noel thinking Faroe in boy disguise is “one of em queers” is so funny to me im patenting this hc#malevolent#faroeverse#malevolent podcast#faroe lester#jane doe malevolent#noel finley#noel malevolent#faroe malevolent#charlie dowd#detective noel#serna art
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Peter: If I were Peralta, would that make you Holt?
Tony: I'm not gay.
Peter: Wait you're not?
Cue cut scenes from the past few weeks, sitcom style, showing Rhodes and Tony acting very homoerotically
#tony holding rhodey bridal style: HELP! HELP SUGAR'S HURT! fucking. WHERE'S CHO?!#rhodey: tony i literally just tripped#Pepper at some point: Tony please go bother your husband instead. Tony: oh i will#tony and rhodey after getting their patent for smth: The pregnancy' s over. This is our new child.#feel free to reblog with your own ideas#tony stark#tony stank#rhodey#iron bros#irondad and spiderson#peter parker#iron dad#marvel#spider man#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#gotta love the platonic bros who act like theyve been married for 30 years
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Possibly getting a new phone e this morning
So now I gotta go Mark For Later the 62 open ao3 tabs I have
#Hopefully my notes app transfers#Be cause theres ALOT of fic ideas ?and o tf her important stuff) in there#Doubt my story writer app will transfer tho#Gonna have to figure out how to get that stuff later#8 YEARS WORTH OF SHIT#dont want a new phone. But patents got nee ones and they're part of the same plan#Also this one HAS been acting up lately#Sigh
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Svsss AU where everything is the same except Shang Qinghua makes money as a broke teenage outer disciple by inventing the Slua-Xi, a delicious frozen treat to beat the summer heat that's actually just Mobei-jun's bathwater colored with berries.
#i think he should exploit his knowledge of modern goods waaay more than he does#scam people! patent ideas you didn't come up with! get your former favorite foods into production again!#like fuck it#get that bag#this is now a shang qinghua rights activism page btw#exploited by the corporate ladder AND a demon lord??? at the same time???#they should take turns at least omfg#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#shang qinghua#mobei jun
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I don't know where the urge to infodump about something I'm passionate about ends and the urge to be an obnoxious "um, actually...." guy begins
#fish art#in case anyone actually wants a quick and very surface-level summary:#copyright = 'i created this'#patent = 'i invented this'#trademark = 'i marketed this'#you can't trademark a creative idea#tms don't care about how creative you are lol
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donna troy, kyle rayner, jason todd trio run when???
#countdown to final crisis is insane actually#*trixie mattel voice* well this comic had everything#homoerotic (tragic) buddy plot with pied piper and trickster#two bickering idiots and the woman who’s unjustly forced to keep them from ripping out each other’s throats#little character backstory descriptions at the ends of issues#vampires shazam fuckery an evil justice league and a hero joker#some of the stupidest plot points i’ve ever seen#and of course the multiverse#but also dude#whose idea was it to have donna troy kyle rayner and jason todd at the center of it all?#honestly hats off to them because what an interesting and hilarious dynamic#absolutely living for the way jason and kyle immediately despise each other and donna patently refuses to deal with that shit#yeah i know kyle mostly hates jason based on the false suspicion that he has feelings for donna#and jason does split the second things start to get too complicated honestly i get that i’d probably leave too the multiverse is A Lot#but the three of them kinda start to care about each other by the end or at least learn to work cohesively as a team#what i wouldn’t do to have that dynamic explored more#see them just casually dropping in on each other like hey we traversed the multiverse for a couple months once how ya doing crisis buddy#getting entangled in each other’s work because they’re all curious (nosy) by nature and love to be annoying#and don’t get me wrong i think their wild after-school-detention-i’m-stuck-with-these-idiots vibe is funny#but i think there’s also some potential in there for them to really confide in each other#especially because donna’s kind of the connecting link between two otherwise mostly unconnected people she happens to care deeply about#idk just make them do a heist together make them go undercover make them fight a giant snot monster i don’t care just PLEASE#countdown to final crisis#donna troy#troia#kyle rayner#green lantern#jason todd#red hood#dc
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Look, a lot of the trans women "bitching" about trans men don't hate trans men, and I won't deny that you probably face different strains of transphobia than us. The issue lies in that trans men often wield intracommunity privilege over trans women and many refuse to recognize that. Worse, it's been weaponized against trans women seen as undesirable far too many times. I know you're a good dude, I just ask that you think a little critically about why the divide exists and listen to women's grievances rather than boil it down to bitching.
nothing i say is anti trans women. i love trans women. some of my best friends in the entire fucking world are trans women and i take every chance i can to uplift them and to support them. my beef is NOT with trans women. it's about people- ANY person, regardless of if they're trans or not, regardless of if they're a woman or not- saying that trans men do not face oppression both in and outside of the queer community - mocking and denying our experiences, making fun of ANY word we coin to describe it, and acting like were just trying to earn pity points by complaining.
this is NOT me saying that trans women oppress trans men and i have literally never said that. i have never said that trans women have any privilege over trans men- and im not saying you're accusing me of that, anon, but people have in the past.
i think that every single argument about why trans men have privilege over trans women is either misconstrued or perpetuated by bad actors and terfs trying to divide the community. we do NOT have it any better than trans women do, we do NOT suddenly gain 'male privilege' when we socially transition, and while i do understand women's grievances, it is NOT FAIR to accuse RANDOM TRANS MEN of oppressing you/having privilege over you just because we are hyper-invisible and you do not see the harm that comes to our community.
we are ALSO run off this website. just nobody talks about it. we are ALSO murdered, raped, abused. just nobody talks about it- and if they do, we are women in the news. women in reports. women in statistics. even historically evident transmascs are CONSTANTLY erased and reduced down to 'lying about their gender' because it was safer to pass as a man, or being lesbians. even when the person themselves says in manuscripts and letters and historical records that they identify solely as a man. we are easy targets. extremely easy targets. nobody will defend us but ourselves - and in turn, we have to be everyone else's defenders, or we are worth nothing in the eyes of the community and the world.
we are NEVER taken seriously as men, so to say that we have inherent male privilege- and ESPECIALLY inherent privilege over our trans siblings- is disingenuous at best and dangerous at worst. it erases any concept of intersectionality, of how every trans person's experience is different because of differing factors- identifying as a woman or a man is not the be-all end-all of oppression. our abuse is systemic, and it targets all of us, no matter how we identify, because our transness is seen as undesirable regardless.
any infighting we partake in is just an engineered distraction so they can slaughter us easier.
#asks#Anonymous#im so sick of this idea of a 'ladder' of oppression#with cis men at the top and trans women at the bottom#this isnt a food chain! it doesnt work that way!#EVERYONE suffers under capitalism and the patriarchy in different ways unique to them#unique to their specific combination of desirable and undesirable traits#we CANNOT let them strip our connection to eachother away!#transandrophobia#queer#fleapits patented rants
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obviously i haven't been on character.ai in a billion years but the fact that i've ever used it at all makes me worried that people have made chatbots of henry that horribly mischaracterize him
#melonposting#you can tell people do this when they don't want to put effort into learning how to rp#because some people just fundamentally don't understand how these characters work#of course a lot of the mischaracterization comes from the fact that you're having an ai do this at all instead of a person#but to make a bot on a site like this you can put in a description for the character#so you know a lot of the stuff that's just Patently Incorrect stems from people describing a character without nuance#and that's part of why these chatbots are inherently flawed. they only have so much character space for descriptions#so you aren't able to make anything really nuanced even if you wanted to#you have to hand the ai a bare-bones and often flanderized summation of the character#and then it pumps out vaguely character-flavored slop#when i did use it - and i'll admit to having used it - i would try my best to make my descriptions pithy and meaningful#but there's so much the technology can do. especially with the way it's set up#among other things no chatbot can really understand the relationships and memories its character is meant to have#unless you specifically describe those as being part of the character#while alternately... if you take someone like me who puts a lot of effort into understanding such characters thoroughly...#if i were rping as that character i would have a nuanced understanding of their relationships and memories and everything else#as well as their personality (which is more easily describable to an ai)#because it's those thing that make up the character! it's their way of experiencing them that makes them interesting to me!!#it inherently comes with my understanding of the character#there are a billion reasons to dislike things like character.ai#but thinking about it from the perspective of someone who is dedicated to understanding characters in a meaningful way...#not in a way that can be distilled into a handful of epithets and adjectives...#that just pisses me off :'D#considering how much i've done lately to explore henry as a person i find the idea of a henry character.ai chatbot kind of revolting
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hiii!! I love your meta and your writing overall 🥳🤩‼️ if you’re still doing the ‘share snippets from wips’ game, can I ask for the Teia and Viago bit from Dragon Age 2024? 👀 Or your choicest morsel from Rye x Lucanis, your Rook has so much depth and vibes, I adore 🥰💯 thank you!!!
Hfkjshskad thank you so much, that is incredibly kind and means a lot to me!! 😭😭😭❤️❤️ I think I’ll go with the Teia and Viago one here, though I may post a Rye/Lucanis wip snippet as its own thing at some other time!
Necessary Context: After the dragon attack on Treviso barely being fended off, when Viago and Teia meet up again they just stare at each other vaguely mutually shellshocked for a few minutes and then have some really intense sex about it for the first time in a while. This is right after that.
She kissed the tears from his cheeks, stroked his hair as he blindly turned his face towards her, as if searching for her in the dark. When he opened his eyes and looked at her, her heart broke all anew, all over again. You would think it would run out of new ways of doing that, eventually. It hadn’t yet.
“Oh, mi amor,” she sighed on a soft broken laugh, cradling him closer to her with an artless helpless sort of greed, “what have you and I done to each other?”
“Nothing I would ever let anyone take away from me,” he said, voice cracked open but steadier than she’d ever heard it.
. . .
“I’ve missed you so much,” she said.
“You see me every day, now,” he said, with that characteristic unerring instinct for pedantry. She wanted to laugh almost as much as she wanted to cry. The world was ending and Caterina was gone and everything was coming apart at the seams faster than she could stitch reality or the city itself back together towards wholeness, but Viago de Riva remained perfectly, inalienably himself.
“I do,” she said quietly, stroking his dark wavy hair away from his forehead. “It makes it worse.”
His bare hand found hers. Their fingers interlaced, tight.
“Yes,” he said. “I know the feeling.”
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#andarateia cantori#viago de riva#teia x viago#my writing#(It’s just a one time thing and does not count as them being on again in the on again off again of it all yet#because they hate me and want me to suffer until literally the final few hours of the game I guess :') )#had to get some antivan endearments in there while I can because I frankly do not believe lucanis would use them#neither as recipient nor doler out he does not seem like a pet name kind of person to me personally#he's intense but not effusive like that. do you guys see what I mean. I like to think teia would tease viago with over the top endearments#at the drop of a hat tho we must see how red a man's ears can get while still maintaining enough blood for an er -- well actually#let us not stoop to crudity but you see what I mean to imply lmao#feat. the patented vaguely-concerned 'well. something goes here. no idea what yet' gap between paragraphs!#bane of my existence and my closest companion#sometimes months of struggle truly is ended by '...what if I just. remove the gap. does it basically work the way it is'#and it's the same mix of bitter and sweet every time fhdskj
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But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking the reader was a completely loyal and devoted serf of the III Legion who is (at first) amazed and honoured to be personally chosen by the Phoenician himself to help with civilising / educating Konrad in the ways of the Imperium by """"""assisting"""""" with the lessons Fulgrim is giving him about ways to interact with mortals other than ultraviolence?
But what actually unfolds takes place in a twisted, broken-down parody of a once-pristine art studio strewn with abandoned painting supplies symbolising the degree to which the efforts at civilising the Night Haunter have failed so far? And the painting supplies could be used for body writing.
#far too much interaction with certain people led to this#primarch x reader#you begin primarch x reader fic ideas with references to steamed hams?#yes it's a reddit dialect#really? well i'm from r/grimdank and i've never heard anyone start a primarch x reader idea with steamed hams#oh not in r/grimdank no. it's an r/40klore expression#i see. you know these utterly betrayed and degraded serfs look quite similar to ones they have in the III Legion#oh no patented VIII Legion betrayed and degraded serfs! old Nostraman recipe#beginning with steamed hams. and you begin it with steamed hams despite the fact it is obviously primarch x reader?
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also like i keep reading fics where people try to spin daniel's turning as something he was sort-of into, and that he sort-of consented to it (although with his life being threatened he could never consent fully, yanno) and also it tends to be intermingled with him and armand having sex and like. i know im a killjoy for saying this but i really hope in canon it isn't like that. like the turning is this massively violating and cruel thing and honestly i think it'd be a lot more interesting for it to be one more issue the two of them have to move past before they have any sort of relationship with each other
#iwtv#armandiel#like daniel Does Not Like armand at the end of s2. hes very fascinated by him but that fascination is second to his fear and repulsion#i want them to work through their issues with each other a bit before dm happens. in fact i want them to clash a bit more#and THEN keep being drawn to each other and THEN for dm to happen#though it is interesting. every time i watch the last scene of s2 and i see daniel say 'fucking asshole' i laugh bc#it really seems like he's calling armand an asshole for disappearing. and not for turning him#lmao#like they need to reconcile. and that reconciliation can and should include a patented daniel molloy bitchslap at the very least#please.... dm in the books has the turning as an act of kindness and love. but its flipped in the show#i really dont think you can spin it as something daniel welcomed in the show despite the fact he was begging for it in the book#okay im gonna yap some more#i also like the chase/reverse chase trope#i think itd be kindof gas if armand let daniel go and then stalks and hunts him like in the books#in fact i think thats the only scenario where daniel couldve consented to the turning. like if he has time to breathe and warm up to#armand and the idea of being a vampire#and vice versa that armand warms up to daniel and then the whole 'out of spite' thing at the end of s2 was just what louis assumed#or what daniel tells him. or whatever#and the reverse chase where armand turns daniel and disappears and daniel tracks him down#that ones my fav lowkey#but the chase in any form is very good fun#thunder rambles
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Lawrence video game, you say??? 👀 Also PLEASE I would lose it at a “Siegfried Sassoon Driving Simulator” minigame
Oh god lmao it is VERY much still in the planning stages (because I still have to do. so much research. and also cannot do several of the vital aspects like draw or code). But yes! I have sure been thinking about it and writing about it and jotting down script snippets and stuff! It splits his life into four sections and features a different relationship (some platonic, some romantic) of his in each section, but also features him being stalked by a different horseman of the apocalypse for each section, because it’s actually taking place as visions in his mind in his dying days as he is torn between hanging on to some of the myth he’s created for himself and accepting all aspects of reality. Kind of like if a Lawrence biopic was END ROLL or OMORI flavored. Yeah. It’s sure something!
But yeah because a lot of it is very dark I do want to have some things to lighten the mood that are in some ways based in reality. Bug catching with Cyril Beeson. Arabic language-learning minigames while falling in love with Dahoum. Siegfried Sassoon Driving Simulator -
#red responses#wwi#t. e. lawrence#siegfried sassoon#I’m patently terrible at describing this idea to people#so forgive me if this disappoints#but I’m hoping it will become more concrete both to others and to myself once I start collecting nine million nonfiction books#and you don’t get a portrait of who someone was as a human being if you only focus on the horrible things that happened#there’s gotta be joy and silly stuff too#and sometimes that stuff can be your friend the poet near-missing seventeen pedestrians in one left turn
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i write the names of evil people who have wronged me on my cigarettes so i can smoke them to ashes
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i like when people counteract reactionary arguments with statements like,, ughhh you're misconstruing [insert popular liberal take] by purporting that the extremist stance is universally lauded, no one is arguing for that! bro. i am
#for every 'we're not pro-abortion we're pro-choice' take just remember i am patenting the world's first fetus chipper#wait not patenting ofc i am against the idea of copyright as well as the family structure. silly me
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Random writing-inspiration idea: A fantasy world where Dark Magic is in no way evil, scary, hidden, or even particularly ancient. Instead, it is a type of magic (school of choice, everything from the fairly mundane to the traditionally arcane) that is merely called "Dark Magic" because it was developed by a sorcerer whose surname was "Dark."
#writing ideas#writing prompt#magic#fantasy#magic systems#dark magic#a world where magic gets patents and copyrights
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I'm not gonna lie, hearing that the Nintendo Switch Online Playtest is identified as a "strand game" has made me more excited than any video game news since Alan Wake 2.
#fannish#I'm not quite sold on the whole concept being just more terra nullis stuff#but like okay. Almost all the most interesting ideas in Death Stranding are currently exclusively used by KojiPro#and the idea that Nintendo has been granted permission to use them#explicitly identified by them using the “strand game” moniker#(b/c *absolutely* no way they could be using that term if there wasn't some kind of a license in place)#is at least a lateral step#Granted my excitement is tempered by the ongoing Palworld lawsuit and the way that intersects with the DS patents#But Nintendo taking a crack at making something all-ages friendly with those mechanics can only have positive effects#also Nintendo is still like the one big big publisher that goes out of its way to cultivate new IPs#Like. I think Nintendo is probably looking for their next Splatoon#For a different genre and market
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