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fluent-in-lesbianism · 3 months ago

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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

#kids are probably the funniest people on the planet #I love working with them #we spent the rest of the ride singing the SpongeBob theme song #and he did an almost perfect impersonation of the French guy #whenever I’d say we’re almost there he’d go ‘2 years later’#he was a whole hoot and a half

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existential-decline · 1 month ago

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I've been messing with this for a while, but it's probably at a shareable point now.

AO3 Work Templates

This is a browser userscript add-on meant to be used with Tampermonkey or similar userscript extensions. It lets you create, save, load, and delete AO3 new work templates. You can load it wherever you can load add-ons—Chrome, Firefox (mobile and desktop), etc.

Essentially: you fill out the AO3 new work page with everything you want to save, click the template button in the lower right corner of your screen, click 'create a template', name your template, and then select and load it directly for your next fic! This saves you from a bunch of random small annoyances like forgetting a series tag, forgetting to add the language or rating, simplifying posting a bunch of stories with the same fandom/pairing, retyping or copy/pasting your basic start/end notes, etc.

#ao3 #fanfic #add on #userscript #template #etc. etc.#probably not perfect but...#i need to stop procrastinating by fiddling with it

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humming-fly · 6 months ago

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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a #sxsg #sxsg spoilers #sonic x shadow generations #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #ark siblings #sonic #comic #my art #doodles #so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago #but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg #and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting #i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha #anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness #and how that would change their respective behaviors #i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer #just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before #(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of #‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is #frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written #okay back to snapcube

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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The Afton’s different ways of parenting in FNAF

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mischievous-thunder · 7 months ago

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The most flirtatious Logie Bear variant did use those words to mean whatever Wade wanted them to mean

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doiannoyyou · 27 days ago

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thinking about shrimp party…

they are so important to me.

#great now I feel bad for the shrimp #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #shrimp party (original flavor)#dimension 20 #my art #d20 fantasy high #d20 fhsy #fantasy high sophomore year #probably my favorite duo within the bad kids #maybe. they're all perfect honestly

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fanaticalthings · 1 year ago

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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect #and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this #gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire #the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao #the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID #social media au #the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok #bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform #batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad #bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #lex luthor #stephanie brown #batfamily #damian wayne #tim drake #batkids #batfam #batbros #batman #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded #texts #fanatical posting

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mobius-m-mobius · 4 months ago

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I'm gonna be the man who's comin' home with you But I would walk five hundred miles -

The Proclaimers – I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) ft. David Tennant Doctor Who BTS (2009) // BAFTAs (2025) edition

#david tennant #doctor who #bafta #sleeping almost an entire day to wake up to this was probably the greatest start to a week possible lmao his chaos is such a trip 😂😂#and i'm sure this has been done already #but i'd been looking for an excuse to gif that clip of john from the dw set for ages and this is as perfect of one as there is 🥰#so here for fanboy david it's the best version of him always #(knees out a very close second ofc 😉)#john simm #timothy dalton #bafta 2025 #dtennantedit #dianagifs #flashing cw

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ruushes · 10 months ago

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my hof was born to be a griffon rider, if they could've given him a griffon at the start of dao the blight would've been over in a week

#ailill mahariel #zevran arainai #dragon age #my ocs #my art #they PURR #by the way #in case you didn't know #just one of the many cruel ironies of his life that he would've made a perfect griffon rider and probably would've been much happier #and more enthusiastic abt the whole grey warden thing if he wasn't ~20 years too early for griffons #this is purely self indulgent content lmao it’s been all oc hours all the time lately BUT i made rly good progress on wyll’s reclass #over the weekend and im rly pleased w how it’s going so hoping to finish that soon :)c

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clumsypuppy · 6 months ago

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who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

#shes cool as fuck to me bc when I first played jfa I found her really frustrating to deal with #not just as Phoenix but I mean like on a personal level she is challenging because she’s so thorough #and yet I also find it fascinating that she breaks the character she’s built for herself once in a while #i 100% believe that I don’t think she would have caught on to what Phoenix was trying to do while stalling for time with engardes trial #so it’s probably a good thing edgeworth subbed in but she literally busts her ass to bring evidence to court #almost right after having a bullet extracted from her WHICH SHE ALSO PRESENTS AS EVIDENCE. thats metal as fuck ok #especially since she would technically have nothing to do with the case after edgeworth fills in and she still decided to do that anyway #maybe it was blind faith to use that evidence to win since she wasn’t there for most of the trial but still #and even if canon doesn’t give it to me I still firmly believe there’s be at least some chemistry between her and Maya #like especially if you hold it next to wrightworth that works bc there’s already a history there and majority of Phoenix and miles trying #to relearn their relationship is Phoenix coaxing out that side of Miles that he remembers from fourth grade #but with Franmaya it’s something new and they’re basically strangers to each other and one of them almost got the other convicted #and I still think that’s fascinating and it’s a damn shame thay half of the fics I find for them on ao3 is background in wrightworth fic #i did find a good one that touched on Franziska trying to win pearls approval because Pearl does hold a grudge against her #and seeing that trying to live up to perfecting even her personal relationships without getting to know Pearl to even know #why it wasn’t working feels believable when I think abt her as a character yk #myart #my art #doodles #aa #ace attorney #franziska von karma

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therealcallmekd · 4 months ago

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Of No Use - - -

Non-GIF version:

Bonus!!!!!!

the creattttureeee thinnnggsssss

#xfohv #2763 xfohv #xfohv spoilers #2763 spoilers #zero xfohv #fifteen xfohv #ten xfohv #fourteen xfohv #one tpot #algebralien #bfdi #gif #osc #my meow meowwwsss i loved this short sooo much its been living rent free in my heaaaaddd #cappie zero i love you forever and ever.... my boy...... im sooo ill about them #and 2763 is the PERFECT creature for me to turn into a monster in my style.... giggles #i will probably be posting more about these fellas cuz they are consuming my brain at a rapid rate. no promises tho #KD'sCrumbs #TheTrinketShelf!

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sockiepuppetry · 3 months ago

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Astoria is probably the most over powered character in the Transformers franchise

she had those robots stressin'

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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Give Baul/Baur pokemon, PLEASE!!

now hear me out

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #lieutenant dreadtooth retired to a nice swamp in the zigvolts' backyard #where she spends her days floating aimlessly and indulging the grandkids as they climb all over her #meeting her past self gave sebek. a bit of a shock.#by rights i guess bauru should at least have a croconaw by this point #except no actually totodile is perfect #thinking about it i probably should've given sebek a totodile instead of a sandile...#nah i still like him having a sandile #they're both cute little doofs

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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Yarnaby's story in poppy playtime is tragic,,

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spiralling-spires · 1 year ago

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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #gerry keay #jon sims #elias bouchard #on an unrelated note #i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears #the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote #plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded #not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything #(this is exactly what im saying)#the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’#not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff

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mumblesplash · 7 months ago

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most of the session 7 powers: fun temporary addition to the dynamic, fits their characters well

ren and scar's session 7 powers: ok maybe they should be able to do this all the time on every server

tango's session 7 power: it feels weirder that he CAN'T do that all the time on every server

#mumbling #wild life smp #wlsmp #the range from 'cool gimmick' to 'perfect addition to existing playstyle' to 'true form discovered'#would he enjoy having that ability all the time? probably not. but that’s not the point of this #the point is give the cartoon man roadrunner powers

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