#pure shenanigans and chaos

[yvehattan]

Dostoyevsky’s Demons, The Devils, or, The Possessed.

Less may have gone wrong if Pyotr Verkhovensky and Nikolai Stavrogin would have simply kissed.

[evilkaeya]

Dazai, Chuuya, sixteen, going to the movies for the first time out of boredom. They sneak in instead of buying the tickets because they can. It's a horror movie and they don't have a speck of movie hall ethics. Dazai points at every hideous looking thing says "that's you chibi" (the said chibi bickers back). Chuuya goes "what? what happened? why did he do that, is he stupid" every time a character does something typical of an horror movie mc. At some point Dazai throws a handful of popcorn at Chuuya who yells in rage and goes to throttle his partner. Chuuya knocks down Dazai's drink and it spills on the guy next to them. Dazai won't stop kicking the back of the seat in front of him. Every time a jumpscare happens they scream so loud it almost sends the senior citizen front row into cardiac arrest. They gag for a whole minute when the main couple kiss on screen. They get shushed by people around them at least 20 times. Everyone is tired of them. Someone says enough is enough and gets them kicked out by the security.

They get banned from the movies.

[ladykissingfish]

*Kisame walks into the hideout carrying a wet-haired Deidara in his arms*

Konan: Ohh, what’s this? Are congratulations in order?

Hidan: So the Uchiha’s sickly ass wasn’t enough for you to stick it in, huh? You had to go for blondie too?

Sasori: What’s this? Am I … am I finally free of this brat?

Itachi: I must say I’m disappointed by this turn of events … but no matter. Kakuzu, would you be interested in going on a date?

Kakuzu: Are you kidding? I’m already going broke on Hidan; you think I want to add your costly medicines to my weekly spending list?

Kisame: Ha ha, very funny, you guys. *sets Deidara down on the couch* Sasori, you’re going to want to wrap up his ankle, I’m pretty sure he sprained it. Tell them what happened, Deidara.

Deidara, mumbling: Not a big deal, hm. Just went fishing with Kisame-no-Danna.

Kisame: And?

Deidara: And .. . I hooked a really big trout. But when I was pulling it up, it wiggled off the line and got away.

Tobi: Don’t worry, Senpai! You’ll get him next time!

Kisame: Oh, that wasn’t all. Deidara?

Deidara, blushing: I took off my clothes and dove in after it, hm. But when I hit the water I landed too hard on a rock and busted my ankle. And I felt something bite my leg so I got back out. And … and there were …

Kisame: There happened to be two women picnicking nearby. Deidara didn’t see them when he jumped naked and screaming out of the water. The women went to go and get the police, and long story short, I had to talk them out of charging him with indecent exposure and lewd conduct.

Hidan, laughing: Haaaa!! Blondie you’re a fuckin’ pervert!

Konan: Oi, poor Kisame … your day was rough, huh?

Kisame: It wasn’t a total loss … *reaches into his satchel and pulls out a wrapped plate* The two women felt bad for causing a fuss, so they gave me a whole plate of fried chicken and some potato salad. Who’s hungry?!

*excited murmurs as everyone follows Kisame into the kitchen*

Sasori, to Deidara: Well, it looks like you won’t be making it in there. How about, after I wrap your ankle, I make you something for dinner? 

Deidara: Oh, Danna, that’s so sweet! You —

Sasori: How does a nice, big piece of trout sound? Maybe paired with a drink on the rocks?

Deidara:

Deidara: You’re a jerk, hm.

[natolesims]

I tried to get past uni legally and it failed. I tried cheating and I also failed. You know what? Mint, baby, it's a sign. You're not meant to have quality education.

The moment Mint headed back home, a meteorite decided to crash rudely at the side of the road. I... I don't know how to take that.

[callsign-daydream]

Amelia: Basia coquum. Or whatever your motto is. Maverick: It’s non sibi sed patriae. “Not for self, but country.” You just said “kiss the cook.” Amelia: Darn, I knew Bradley was screwing with me.

[inkbarista]

Ghost is just as chaotic in Modern AU as they are everywhere else lol

Bonus Hallow:

[felifeltfrog]

What a funky little man he is

[clockwards]

we do not talk enough about invisi-buffy in s6e11 Gone giving doris the social worker a nervous breakdown via cow mug

[avtrr]

jake teaching the kids the F word.

@memcriaes // @therapardalis // @tahnisreu

[johnthescientist]

my favorite fernando is 'today i choose to be a menace to society and nobody can't stop me' fernando.

[vrepit-salt]

I just accidentally swallowed a bug while Free Bird played in the background

[sensitive-neuvi-enthusiast]

You're...Dating Them?

♡♡-Request: Neuvillette/Furina has a secret lover. They get put on trial for murder. Their only alibi? A date they went on with them. Chaos ensues.

Content: chaos, angst sorta, its just pure shenanigans.

Neuvillette

This couldn't be happening again. Neuvillette sat, unmoved in his seat. Eyes casting a glance over at you every so often. You'd been put on trial. For murder.

It was difficult for him to stay professional, surprisingly. Well, it wouldn't be if everyone knew that you two were a couple. But they didn't. Per his request, one of his attempts at keeping you safe. He didn't want others to know how close you were. Someone may take advantage and use you as leverage, or worse; hurt you. He didn't want to lose you and yet, here you were. Fear written on your face as you stood trial.

"Has the defendant prepared an alibi?" His voice wavered slightly, especially with those tearful eyes you aimed at him.

"I…I was out with someone." You said softly and only then, did it register.

He'd been so consumed with the fact you'd been accused. That there was possibly a chance you could be sentenced, that he forgot he was with you at the time. On a date. Hands interlocked as you both walked down a secluded beach. He had the very alibi that you needed, he could prove your innocence. But he could also create future issues for you. Neuvillette looked at you again. You had kept the secret, even though all of this was on the line.

He couldn't take it. Neuvillette stood, smacking his cane against the ground when the audience had gotten a bit rowdy from his silence. Then he looked at you, eyes conveying that you could say it.

"I was…with Monsieur Neuvillette."

The crowd erupted into gasps and shrills. They simply couldn't believe it. And it seems that his secret love was not so secret anymore.

Furina

To say you were confused would be an understatement. Especially since it was your lover who'd put you on trial. You weren't sure what kind of shenanigans she was up to, but you stood with your arms crossed. Waiting for her to explain why she thought you murdered someone.

"As you can see, the evidence is right there in plain sight!" She waved her hand dramatically.

"The defendant is obviously guilty," a smirk was etched onto her face and all you could do was roll your eyes. Was she serious? You'd probably be more upset if this wasn't the norm for you. And your relationship. Even if it was a secret, her dramatics knew no bounds. It's most likely someone told her you'd done it and being her, she took it at face value. Even if on that evening, you were with her.

"Do you have anything to say to refute her claims?" Neuvillette asked, clearly exasperated with her antics as well.

You crossed your arms. "The only thing I have to say is, I was with my lover at the time." Your brow raised as you watched the wheels in her head turn. Rather slowly but they did nonetheless. She cleared her throat immediately, "Right…a lover, your lover…me." She said a little too loudly, causing everyone in the courtroom to hear her. The crowd erupted and Neuvillette had to bang his cane against the ground.

"Order! Order!"

"Oh, would you look at that, I think it's time for me to exit stage left, Toodles!"

Navigation

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC Red Signal

You know what this crossover needs? A weird situation with all of the characters stuck on a train. 

The Batfam received information that an artifact used to summon a powerful spirit(Phantom) is going to be moved on a train leaving the next morning. The problem? They don’t know who has it or what it looks like, so in order to track it they need to be ON the train. But neither the Bats nor the Waynes can be seen there without raising suspicion.

Their Solution? Use their crimesonas. So Matches Malone(bruce), Alvin Draper(Tim), Lil Matches(Damien) and Patches(Steph) are on the train.

Sam and Tucker are on the train, they tracked down the artifact that could summon Danny, the only issue being it’s in the hands of a cult. The first opening to retrieve it in months has been them transporting it for the grand ritual. Whatever the ritual is, they doubt it would be good for Danny. So Now they’re trying to retrieve it while avoiding the cult and noted criminal Matches Malone, and art thief Alvin Draper and their companions.

que shenanigans

Eventually Sam gets a hold of the artifact and decides her and Tucker need backup in the form of Danny. 

So she starts chanting

From there it essentially is this:

and boom, eldritch Danny tearing his way into reality from beyond the veil in the most dramatic way possible. Pure chaos from there

[cookierunauprompts]

AU Prompt #6 💓♪

Time slowed to a full stop around you as you focused, the chaos surrounding the silver tree all brought to a halt. Not even Pure Vanila Cookie or White Lily Cookie could move a singular fiber of their being. Such is the perks of having Dungeon Master Cookie as your patron. And, speaking of your patron, she stared down at you with her huge, white eyes. " So, the seal upon the silver tree has broken, thus releasing the five Fallen Heroes into the land of Earthbread once more. Now, Reader Cookie, I suspect you want to do something before I have you roll initiative, yes?" " That's correct, Dungeon Master Cookie." You reply, staring up at the holy, towering figure. However all the seriousness of this moment was thrown out of the window with a few, simple words. " I'd like to roll to seduce the Jester." Your patron seemed... unamused? Yet also as if she were expecting this. After all you did the exact same thing with Dark Enchantress Cookie, but that was just for the funny(plus, you got a nat1 that time). You were completely serious about attempting to woo Shadow Milk Cookie, maybe even another one of the Beasts if they showed themselves. " Are- Are you seriously doing this again?" She asked exasperatedly, to which you eagerly nodded. With a sigh and a wave of her hand, a D20 appeared in your arms. " Fine, fine, give me a Charisma check." And once again, fate blesses you. With a natural 20. " ... NAT 20 LET'S GOOOOO!!!!" You can feel the tired aura from Dungeon Master Cookie. " Alright, alright... I'll let you have this." She sighed as the world faded back into motion. You stood tall and proud next to Pure Vanilla Cookie + Gingerbrave and Friends before you stepped forwards. You're pretty sure that you gave PV war flashbacks with the expression on your face. " Reader Cookie for the love of the Witches-" He attempted to plead, but it was already far too late. " Shadow Milk Cookie, hm?" You began, your tone flirty as it always was when you did shit like this. " What a fine name for such a clearly ever so powerful cookie~" You hummed flirtatiously, batting your eyelashes at the gigantic jester before you. " Oh?" Shadow Milk Cookie hummed, leaning down to get a better look at you. " My my! I didn't think I had such an adoring fan of mine waiting for me here~!" He chirped, a subtle yet bright blue hue taking over his face. " Lord have mercy on us all..." Pure Vanilla Cookie mumbled to himself almost desperately. If both you and Shadow Milk Cookie are flirts... then you'll probably be here, locked in a battle of the heart for a while.

....

Or, You, Reader Cookie, have a Patron named Dungeon Master Cookie. Cue DnD shenanigans brought to the world of Cookie Run. And of course, the natural chaos a nat20 brings when you decide to flirt with the bbeg of the current adventure.

[bloemrijk]

Solomon

Okay Asian companies, keep the Solomons coming. I actually would love to see the chaos of a cross over with these three men. It would be so chaotic with OM! Solomon being the cause of death for his 72 demons with his cooking, WHB! Solomon’s demons exhibiting a lot of abandonment issues, and MO! Solomon being able to do what OM! Solomon seems to struggle with.

Okay, to be fair to WHB! Solomon, he could also have a pact with Lucifer.

And I highly doubt there is enough fan artists/writers who are active in all three fandoms who would also engage with shenanigans with me.

Honestly, can we also point out that MO! Michael and WHB! Michael are downright terrifying?

God’s law and temper? Damn right. They are pure rage personified. Satan, sit back and take lessons.

Thank god in WHB I can bully him.

[sixxrock666]

Can I please ask for more Mötley Crüe with a platonic reader, it was surprisingly really wholesome but yet really creative and energetic, please and thank you, love <33

thank u sweets<33 of course here u go more mötley crüe shenanigans :))

Part 2

can you tell I’m a little Tommy biased (￣ω￣;)

• you would love to braid their hair, especially Tommys, since he was always eager to get it done. You usually had some problems regarding Nikki and Mick but at the end of the day they would let you anyways

• since Nikki and Tommy get into a lot of arguments just pissing each other off all of the time, when a physical fight would break out you would always have to be the one to pull them apart. When they would finally settle down you’d scold them, and they would just sit there like sad lil puppies

• late night talks with Mick on your bed while you are painting yours and his nails, his strictly black. He would always grumble about it but would secretly enjoy it

• i feel like Tommy would get slightly possessive over u sometimes, he just wants to spend time with you in peace without others interfering, jealous boy :o

• clingy Tommy when drunk>>> hed be all over you ,Nikki, Vince and Mick, would lean on your shoulder and even fall asleep in your lap sometimes

• Vince would adore taking care of you, just random acts of service here and there like bringing you a glass of water and some pills and setting them on your nightstand whenever you’d get drunk

• you’d borrow their t-shirts all the time

“is that my shirt”

“might be yours Vince, might be Nikkis”

• once in a while you’ll all gang up on mick and tease him or some shit till he ends up chasing you all and cursing the shit out of you

• impulsively getting matching tattoos in the middle of the night, drunk with the boys

• inside jokes with Mick>>>> you’d randomly say something only you two would get and you’d just start laughing like two crazy idiots. The rest of the boys would just sit there and stare confused

• the only time they would eat homemade food is if you’d cook because they would be helpless, they would either burn the whole kitchen down or make so much mess while trying to make eggs and bacon -_-

They loved it when u did cook for them tho-Tommy’s for sure licking that plate up

• alright hear me out, movie night but it’s pure chaos

☆ you’d take forever trying to pick out a movie, you would end up arguing and pulling and chasing until one of you eventually won. Not everyone would be happy about it and would just complain throughout the whole movie

☆“ you can’t be serious this is so fucking predictable”

“ Vince shut it and watch the movie”

“ but look i fucking told you he’s gonna-“

Would get a pillow in the face so he’d shut up

☆if you’d watch some romantic shit Vince and Tommy would end up crying openly over it, and then you’d catch Nikki and make fun of him, until he would literally tackle you on the couch so you’d shut up

☆Tommys picking some sappy romance, a cartoon or some sex related shit, there’s no in between

• the boys can never say no when you do the puppy eyes except Mick of course, he’s a little devil

• you’d help them die their hair, but it would just end up with you all messing around and in the end the hair dye would be everywhere except where it’s supposed to be-the hair

Part 3

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