if you ride a skateboard on campus, i’m spiteful of you.
i never experience such anxiety as hearing a damn skateboard behind me.
i hope you fall over. safely. but fall.
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Teens in movies really got the nerve to the slam the door, HONEY YOU DONT KNOW TRUE FEAR UNTIL YOUR MOM IS COMING UP THE STAIRS ABOUT TO BEAT YO ASS
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It is so so refreshing not putting the people I’m into on a pedestal. Like recognizing that they are human beings with flaws and are honestly not top shit is so nice because I’m not as nervous around them. I can interact like a normal person. It’s refreshing.
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I need to look hot and evil tomorrow... to set the mood
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The Puerto Rican flag showing up when Rio snaps at Miles for getting a B in Spanish is such a fun little example of the incredible attention to detail in this movie
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babe what's wrong? you've hardly touched your 200 fics you opened in a new tab and swore you'd get to at some point but never had the time or motivation to read
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also don't let ur friends/society/tumblr posts/whatever convince u to start smoking or drinking or whatever if u don't want to. there are health risks there are social and financial aspects to consider and it's totally fine and normal to not want to. there's no moral aspect to it you can drink and do drugs or whatever if u want and that's chill but u should know what ur doing and do research and if u decide u dont want to that's chill and anyone who tries to shame u for it can go fuck themselves
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Percy: do you ever look in the mirror and just think "damn"
Nico: yes but that's just my inner catholic trying to send me to hell for kissing boys
Percy:
Nico:
Will: babe, you need therapy
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Me, shoving my earbuds in all the way to my brain: this will fix me
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there are two types of pleasure: lying in the grass and scratching the bug bites you got from lying in the grass
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writer culture is creating a sunshine character and then making them go through so much trauma that they're unrecognisable
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bowser u can’t trust luigi’s opinion he’s biased
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