#secretly nerdy ghost?

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Soap going all nerd and ranting about the latest season of something or the coolest theory of another and he thinks Ghost hasn’t got a damn clue about any of it, is just being nice and listening to his interests.

But then Ghost says some throw away comment about whatever Johnny’s talking about and its the sort of comment that only a fan would be able to make. With info that only someone who knows would have and Soap falls about 10 times harder for the man in the process.

[captain-joongz]

fanfiction recommendations/my favourite reads in 2023

♤ in pursuit of wedded bliss by @fantasyescapes17

regency au, each members has his own story, but they're interconnected

choi seungcheol

◇ push it down (sooner or later it all comes out) by @dontflailmenow

camboy!seungcheol, ex's best friend!seungcheol, enemies to lovers

♧ down bad (so so bad) by @lovelyhan

idol!seungcheol x pet sitter!reader

☆ always only you by @honeyhotteoks

brother's best friend!seungcheol, friends to lovers

♤ caught in a trap by @cheolism

brother's best friend to lovers au

kim mingyu

☆ a sheep in wolf's clothing by @rubyreduji

virgin!mingyu x experienced reader

♤ creep by @smileysuh

serial killer!ghost!mingyu, touch starved!mingyu, halloween fic

ot8

◇ skz drabble by @leviackermanscleaningbuddy

a/b/o, cnc, primal play

♧ sharing = caring by @cbini

bf!chan sharing you

☆ camcorder by @tasteracha

bf!minho x reader x chan, a little pervy chan

♤ five for five by @bh-archive

chan x hyunjin x hongjoong x san x juyeon x reader

◇ some things are better left unknown by @roseykat

chan x felix x reader, threesome

lee minho

♧ dilf!minho by @cinhomi

dilf!minho x baby sitter!reader, breeding kink, pregnancy talk

bang chan

☆ bad idea by @hyunsvngs

step dad!chan, getting together, infidelity

hwang hyunjin

♤ dressing down by @jl-micasea-fics

best friends to lovers, mutual pining

lee felix

◇ best friend felix by @ddyskz

best friends to lovers, fluffy smut

♧ felix + thigh riding by @straykeedz

☆ cockwarming by @dreaming-medium

coworkers au, secretary!felix, office sex

ot7

♤ shadows we trust by @remedyx

supernatural au, mystical creatures!bts, dark circus au

◇ masked miracles by @remedyx

hybrid!bts, detective!reader

♧ stay alive by @staytinyville

mythical creatures!bts, supernatural au

☆ trouvaille by @spookyserenades

hybrid!bts, witch!reader, supernatural au, some horror themes

♤ eternally theirs by @imnotlauriane

dragon!bts, soulmates au, knights au

◇ the lucky seven by @riphobisbraces

hybrid!bts, princess!human!reader

♤ emerald gem by @sweetlyskz

hybrid!bts, reader has a farm, strangers to lovers

♧ oh, little red by @jincherie

wolf!yoongi x reader x wolf!jimin, red riding hood au

min yoongi

☆ celestial ruin by @remedyx

fallen angel!yoongi x angel!reader, corruption arc

♤ fxck a fxckboy by @yoongifis

fuckboy!yoongi x smartass!reader

kim taehyung

◇ isn't that what brothers do? by @aris-ink

step brother!taehyung, forbidden romance, dub con

♧ black swan by @aris-ink

step dad!taehyung, manipulation, corruption, cheating

☆new flame by @gimmethatagustd

alpha!taehyung x omega!reader, heat sex

jeon jungkook

♤ family secrets by @aris-ink

step brother!jungkook, dry humping

◇ icarus by @aris-ink

step brother!jungkook, risky/sneaky sex

♧ close by @aft3rhrs

step brother!jungkook, forbidden romance

choi soobin

☆ let's play a game by @anyamaris

soobin x reader x yeosang (ateez), friends to lovers, primal play

♤ closed doors by @last-words-ofashootingstar

soobin x reader x hongjoong, idol au, obsessed!soobin

◇ super shy! by @fairyofshampgyu

shy virgin baker!soobin x experienced reader

♧ i <3 nerds by @enha-cafe

nerdy!soobin secretly a sex god au

multiple members

☆ drippin' by @ncteez

'00 line x reader, friends to lovers, birthday orgy

♤ cookie jar by @neopuppy

step brothers!jeno and jaemin x reader, stuck in a dryer au

♧ sos by @neopuppy

a/b/o, sex pollen au, pollen induced heat/rut

lee jeno

☆ shameless by @neopuppy

step son!jeno x step mom!reader, infidelity, very dub con

♤ hand kink by @jaylaxies

roommates au, hand kink

lee mark

◇ i can help by @recklessmark

step dad!mark, corruption, manipulation, infidelity

ATEEZ rec list pt. 1 | pt. 2

[nectorbruise]

So what if nerdy prudes must die was actually about Richie and max secretly dating and max dresses up as both his fears: being gay and ghosts. So um their fruity, what about it! I want to make them a Spotify playlist and condemn them to ghost hunts and attack on titan rewatches

[ckret2]

Do you think the pine twins and membrane siblings would get along at all? Gut feeling tells me Dib and Dipper at least could get along at first but that'd prob deteriorate quickly.

I think Dipper and Dib would get along like a house on fire. Whenever Dib meets another believer and their relationship subsequently deteriorates, it's because they believe in the wrong way (the paranormal investigator who only believes the stupid things) or they were just humoring him and not really a believer (the school counselor). In Dib's home show, his role in the show is being the only person able to see & care about The Truth, and is incredibly isolated because of it. But Dipper's show has no such restrictions, he can see The Truth as well, and I think Dib would fall all over himself to make a friend is age who agrees with him on paranormal matters and also has hands-on experience saving the world from aliens. They'd amplify each other's weirdness.

I feel like the sheer amount of love and support in the Pines family would bowl over Dib's poor affection-starved ass. Dipper also has a sister who believes in the paranormal but has different interests; but she's willing and enthusiastic about joining in on paranormal hunts anyway, she openly likes hanging out with her brother, and she's nice to him. Dipper also has an absurdly, hyperbolically genius male relative role model he wants to impress; but this relative is also a believer in the paranormal, has dedicated his entire absurdly genius career to studying the paranormal, and doesn't think his younger relative is insane and appreciates what he has to say. Dib would be so painfully jealous. At worst he might resent Dipper for having what Dib so badly wants; but I think he'd probably rather the Pines just adopt him.

Mabel thinks Dib is kind of aggressive but it's cool that Dipper has another nerdy ghost hunter guy to hang out with, so, she's okay with him, but doesn't really wanna be around him alone. She thinks he's secretly super sad though so he gets a pass. Gaz is infuriated that Dipper makes Dib even more Dibbish, and plus she doesn't want TWO of them running around.

Mabel thinks Gaz is pretty cool, Gaz thinks Mabel is annoying but at least not as annoying as Dipper, Mabel is brokenhearted that she's failed to win over a fellow Weird Girl. They will learn to uneasily socialize with minimal hostility while being forced to hang out while the guys try to catch Zim on camera or something, by talking about their artistic pursuits. But not talking too much. Too much and Gaz starts giving her a death glare.

Gaz's opinion on Mabel immediately reverses when she learns she has a pet pig. She comes over just to sit on the floor and stare in wide-eyed wonder at Waddles's face. Mabel's okay now. She has a pig and she lets Gaz look at it.

Mabel gives Gaz a black sweater with a pixel skeleton on it.

[snootlestheangel]

Random COD headcanons

Soap and Gaz constantly argue like an old Victorian couple

Gaz used to be a really bad germophobe. He's gotten better about it, but there's definitely situations/days that he just is so clean and paranoid about germs that he will seclude himself in an office. Doesn't necessarily mean it's his office, it could be Price's or Ghost's. It's almost never Soap's but he never explains why. (I will be expanding on this hc in the future)

Ghost makes really realistic animal noises

Price had a very brief punk phase during his teen years

Price was actually a horribly misbehaved child. We can still see remnants of this in his feralness as Captain.

I am also in agreement with the idea that Ghost has an iron stomach and just eats whatever. However, he tried sparkling water once and immediately spat it out, gagged, and went "BAD"

Price, while in the US, once tried Southern sweet tea, and he secretly craves it every day.

Soap started his punk phase as a teenager and still hard commits when he's home on leave. It's become a running joke in his family during the holidays to always have his weird looking ass (affectionate) in the photos

Gaz definitely got in trouble staying up late but for like nerdy shit, and never anything cool, like sneaking out to parties. (said with as much love as possible, I adore the idea of Gaz being a big fucking nerd)

Ghost is like a bird whisperer or something. He can just be chilling on a park bench and suddenly there's a flock of birds on/around him

Soap is a carbon copy of his father. They just look so much alike it's terrifying, and then they have very similar personalities

Gaz is scared of horses (idk why this feels right but it does)

[v3nusxsky]

Be my good girl 18+

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Author note~ I hope I can do this prompt some good bc I came up with like 4 different ideas in my brainstorming process. Another late night writing of course I have my cookies and water. So here's your reminder to take care of yourself and go drink some water :)*

Prompt~ Reader is paying a visit to her wife and one thing leads to another. Larissa tells reader to be her good girl somehow. Smut pleaseeee ;)

Trigger warnings~ eating out finger!ng strap ! On mommy k!nk smutty smut

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Your relationship with Larissa Weems was one that you were quite proud of. I mean have you seen her? Gorgeous, stunningly tall, kind hearted, those sapphire blue eyes. Yes everything from head to toe was absolutely perfect. And even better? You got to call her your wife. Everyday you caught a glimpse of your stunning gold wedding band you were reminded that you were the luckiest girl in the world. Now you may be wondering what Larissa saw in the shy nerdy history teacher of Nevermore Academy. And truthfully you yourself had absolutely no clue. Your appearance wasn't much to be admired in your own opinion, yet Larissa still looked at you like there was nothing more beautiful than you left in the world.

Your hair was pulled into the chocolate curls were perfectly messy bun, thick black glasses perched on your nose, revealing but not too revealing outfit sat perfectly on all your curves. Maroon was definitely your colour and you knew that it would drive your wife wild. The heels you selected, simple black shoe with a slight heel just enough to add a bit of height to your already short frame. Even with the heels you just about came level to your wife's collarbones. This was all a part of your carefully thought out plan to test your wife's control over her own desires. And by the time you'd finished teaching your 5th years about the ancient Greeks it became clear your plan was working. You taught the lesson specifically on the myth of Medusa. One of your favourites if you were honest. History is something you are extremely passionate about and being able to share the extensive knowledge you had, filled you with an immense happiness.

As your students were filling out of your classroom immersed in their own conversations while you bid them goodbye. Even receiving a few "Goodbye mrs Weems" back. You watched as the groups of students as they scattered off in different directions. Rather interestingly for you, you noted that the two students you were secretly hoping would get together seemed to getting closer recently. Ah young love. You couldn't help but be excited about the fact. After all you were most definitely a hopeless romantic. The next period was your planning period so you had time to just observe the scenes in front of you. As the halls became quieter you could hear the familiar click of heels against the floor. A smiled graced your lips at the thought of your wife. It had only been 3 hours yet you missed her terribly.

"Hello darling" she whispered into your ear as she was coming behind you and gently placing her hands on your hips.

"Hi" you chuckled leaning back into your wife's arms still just looking at your surroundings. It was peaceful and quite now the students had all found their way to their fourth periods. The tranquil moment soon ended as you felt the slight pressure of your taller companions lips ghosting up and down your neck before suggesting you come to her office with her. I mean after all she knew your schedule so she knew their was no class for you until after the lunch break. With a quick nod you slipped your smaller hand into hers and allowed her to lead the way.

It wasn't long before you had reached the privacy of her office. Her eyes raking over your appearance with a subtle hint of lust lurking in those sapphire eyes you loved so much. Her lips collided with yours in a needy yet passionate kiss, backing you into the wall effectively pinning you there with a hand on the wall and the other gripping at your hips. You couldn't help the smile the crept into the kiss as your back hit the wall. After all that very action had caused even more arousal to pool between your thighs. The pair of you only pulling away when oxygen became a necessity.  Foreheads resting against each other, eyes closed and trying to steady your breathing once more.

"Rissa what was that for? I mean I'm not complaining at all but just uh..." you trailed off losing your train of thought at the smirk that graced her lips. You knew what that meant. Your plan had succeeded much to your delight.

You watched as she raked her eyes up and down your body once more. "Darling, it's like your trying to turn me on with this outfit. After all it is for me isn't it?"

"Only you Rissa" you confirmed knowing your wife had quite the possessive streak in her.

"Now tell me, why would you wear such a delicious outfit today? It's not really work attire is it dear? What were you trying to achieve besides frustrating me?" Her eyes darkened slightly and you knew this was your chance to add to her frustrations. After all the whole plan was to rile her up and achieve her touch all over your body.

"I think I've made my intentions quite clear Rissa." You stated smugly knowing just how to pull a reaction from your lover. You couldn't help but smile in delight as her fingers gripped tighter to your hip and tugged your body to her own.

"Oh you're going to regret that darling. But you're going to have to be quiet can you do that? You wouldn't want the rest of the school to hear just how needy you are when your screaming my name now would you?" She husked as her eyes bore down into your own. Her intense gaze was filled with so much need and desire you almost feel to your knees at her feet.

You nodded knowing damn well you wouldn't be able to keep quiet. But you would definitely try for her. The nod seemed to be enough for the taller women to lead you to your room just off from her office. You were rather glad for this fact. After all a bed was so much more comfortable than just a closest or somewhere hidden. Also your room provided options for Larissa to choose from. She loved to leave you guessing, never knowing her next move. Wordlessly Larissa found your gaze and got your consent by your act of submission. You stripped  off and kneeling at her feet. A well thought out agreed signal. If you were to kneel at her feet absolutely exposed for her you were at her disposal. The act immediately kick starting the basic rules you'd both agreed to. The only thing that would stop your wife from her plans would be if you were to say the words "gul" (yellow in Swedish) telling her you wanted to have a break/had a question on what she was doing. The other word "röd" (red in Swedish) immediately stopping the whole situation and she would jump into comfort mode. You'd only ever had to say röd three times. Each time you'd been treated with the upmost dignity, respect and care.

"Little one" the pet name causing a shiver to run down your body, "this outfit has been tormenting my thoughts all morning. I've not been able to get a single thing done. It's rather frustrating wouldn't you agree?" You hummed in response choosing to wait for the permission to actually use your words but not wanting to ignore the fact she was speaking to you.

"Now I think you've enjoyed that fact too much and need to be reminded of what your place is. Is that what you would like from me darling?"  Again you nodded quickly showing just how much you wanted that. Only then did she bring a hand to your hair and tilt your head upwards so you were looking into her eyes. "Words little one words" was cooed at you. Nervously the words tumbled out. "Yes I uh please"

With a small clap of her hands she chucked "Excellent. Now why don't you be a good girl and go get on the bed for me?" That sentence spurring you into action as you made a beeline for the bed. Positioning yourself into the centre of it. "Hmm good girl let's hope you stay this obedient for me" she praised watching your body respond to her words. "Aw look your so needy already and I've not touched you yet. Do you need something little one? Whatever could you need?" She pondered out loud as she walked around the room getting whatever she wanted for the activity. Also letting you sweat craving her touch but not being able to demand it.

"You Risaa, I need you" you couldn't help the desperate tone in your voice as you responded to the women you desperately craved. "Hmm I was hoping you'd say that." Was all that was said while she made her way to the bed and lent over your body to find your lips. A kiss was given showing you that she was in control of the situation. This kiss was loving yet dominant and it made you crave more. God how can she be so intoxicating. Kisses were placed over your cheeks, nose and even your eyelids before moving over to your neck. Larissa knew just how to drive you insane, she proved this as she sucked down hard against your pulse point enjoying the pathetic noises the action drew from you. Her teeth gently scraping over the skin before moving on. Kisses were trailed all over your collar bones and down your sternum before she kissed her way over to your right breast. Paying an almost worship like attention to it. Breathless moans escaping your lips at the gentle sensations causing more pleasure to find it's way to your core. Not wanting to neglect your left breast she paid the exact same attention to it before kissing down your stomach. Extra kisses were placed around your bellybutton due to the unexplainable insecurity you felt about your stomach. Her hands were trailing ever so lightly up and down your thighs. All you could feel was her.

"Remember little one, stay quiet for me and maybe you can touch mommy" you almost missed her command as she brought her lips to your clit in a sweet kiss, before sucking it into her mouth causing a moan to fall from your parted lips. Eating you out was something Larissa adored despite your fears at the beginning of your relationship. Her tongue continued to explore your folds slowly just savouring every taste. Moans falling from your lips as you brought your hands to her hair without thinking. You need more. You'd always need more of her.  However instead of more your wife pulled away from your sopping core. You could see your slick around her mouth as you whined "no no no I'm sorry mommy please I'm sorry."

"Now little one I didn't say you could do that. Don't you want to touch mommy later?"  She questioned the teasing evident in her tone.

"I do I do I'm sorry mommy" you whimpered pathetically.

"Behave then only good girls touch mommy" she reminded you the strictness in her tone told you that you were on thin ice here.

"I'll be good I'll be the goodest girl for you"

"Much better my darling now behave!" And with that her delicate fingers found their way into your soaked pussy. A moan tumbling from your lips as she began thrusting her fingers in and out. Her pace was maddeningly slow but she knew your body inside out, she was teasing you. "Please mommy more" you whimpered hoping she'd comply with your plea. In which she did her pace going from maddeningly slow to fast and hard fingers curling to hit your G spot. It wasn't long before you were chasing your own release. "Oh fuck please more please mommy I wanna cum" you managed to get out in between your moans and mewls at her actions. "So close mommy please can I."

"Cum with my name on your lips darling" that was all the permission you needed as you tumbled down the other side of your release. Your wife allowing you to ride out the waves of pleasure before slipping her fingers from your cunt. "Little one open" you immediately complied opening your mouth so she could put her fingers in it. "Be a dear and clean up this mess" and with that you licked and sucked your own essence from her fingers. Moaning at the taste of yourself. When she was satisfied with your cleaning job her fingers left your mouth with a satisfying plop.

Hearing the sounds of a harness being clicked into place had another wave of arousal coating your thighs. Fuck she wasn't done with you. "Little one I'm not done with you. Turn around and get on all fours" you complied on shaky legs due to your previous climax. A hand found it's way to your hair tugging at the band to let it flow freely over your shoulders. Only then did you feel a hand at your hips as Larissa steadily lined herself up with your entrance.

"You're going to take everything I give you little one. Don't waste any of it." And with that she slipped the fake cock into you. Pausing allowing you to adjust to her. After all she didn't want you in any discomfort while you had classes to teach. A moan of pleasure from you spurred her into action. Thrusting into you mercilessly. You were a moaning mess beneath her. And when she started to dirty talk you well you thought you were going to die. You could feel yourself chasing your body's second climax. "Mo-mmy fuck I close please" you moaned out only to whine when she slipped from your pussy. "Fuck" you whimpered as she waited for your body to have enough time to cool off slightly before slipping back into your core.

You'd lost count how many times you'd been edged now. All you were able to focus on was the feel of her pounding into you. "Please mommy please I can't..."

"Cum for me" and with that you found your release with her name falling from your lips. You rode your high out expecting her to pull herself from you but no she continued to fuse your bodies together. A brutal pace as she chased her own high. You were extremely sensitive and she knew this. "Mommy I can't I can't "you whimpered out in between moans.

"You can little one and you will, I want you to cum with me"

"Oh fuck me"

Her hand snaked round to find your clit causing you to howl and cum for her milking the fake cock for all it's worth. Your wife tumbling over her own release as she continued to pound into you enjoying the wet slapping sounds of skin.  She slipped out of you once more unclasping the strap, putting it to the side to deal with later. You were wrapped up in your wife's arms in a post-cortile boss. Your head resting on her chest listening to the sound of her heart as she pressed kisses onto your hair reassuring you that you were her good girl and you did so well for her. Here in your bubble is where you wished to stay forever however the bell rang signalling you'd missed lunch and would now have to leave the bubble you'd created.

Word count ~ 2684

[callsign-bunnie]

First of all OW

Second now all I can think about is an Spn/CoD crossover, what are your HC’s bunnie the people want to know!

Have a great day

Hmmm, so funnily enough, I've not thought of it that much. I'm not really a "these characters meet other characters" kind of gal when I do crossovers, HOWEVER, (warning: I HAVE NOT WATCHED PAST 13 AND I DON'T CARE TO. GABRIEL DYING WAS MY FINAL STRAW SO THAT EPISODE WAS THE LAST I EVER WATCHED)

Ghost flirts with Dean, Dean is not the player he once was because Ghost is way too young for him

For the record, Price is not and is his type, I am sure you can see where I'm going with this

Oh god, it's just hitting me that I've never actually talked about my SPN opinions on this blog so I have no idea what live fire I might be throwing myself in front of. Whatever, moving on

I'll match the characters up how I think they would go, being -Ghost and Gabriel (hear me out. Both use humor to cope, both were "forsaken" by their fathers, both had asshole siblings. Gabriel was a lot more serious in the later seasons after being traumatized, and I think he'd end up relating a lot more to Ghost and both would enjoy the dark humor the other can provide. Gabriel would LOVE that goldfish joke) -Farah would love Claire and adopt her as a younger sister (Speaking of! Claire is around Gaz's age :D) -Gaz would probably love Jack, I'm just saying -Valeria definitely heavily enjoyed Ruby's "I'm awesome" speech and would one hundred percent "girl boss" with her -I have opinions but I think Dean and Soap, but I think Dean would see himself in Soap and Soap wouldn't like how Dean treated Castiel. -Rudy and Castiel, I don't think I have to elaborate, here. (For the record, Rudy is also not getting along with Dean.) -Alex and Benny, for no other reason than they're both from around the same area and I think both would appreciate finally having another southerner around (that isn't Graves.) -AU Michael and Makarov, don't fight me on this one, you know I'm right. -I'm going to also say Dean and Alejandro, for obvious reasons -Sam and Price, both due to being closer in age and also because I think Price is secretly very nerdy -Laswell and Jody, but... I mean, that was obvious. They don't actually bond over being mother figures, Jody ends up bonding more with Price over that, it's more just... everything in their lives being so unsure because of their careers, even when Jody was just a cop. -I think Lucifer would fucking love Graves, but I don't think Graves would even like Lucifer. I think Lucifer would just be way too much for Graves, and Graves would very likely call him pathetic for being unable to keep a handle on hell and for whining all the damn time. (Also for being caught so easily and so frequently.)

I'm considering this more as Sam, Dean, and CO universe hopped to COD, so I'm just saying... no one is impressed by them, and then vice versa.

COD characters are not going to be intimidated by a bunch of civilians chasing monsters and the SPN characters don't consider war that scary when they've faced the apocalypse 80 bazillion times

There is also the age gap to take into consideration, I mean Gaz and Soap can't be older than thirty and I don't actually consider many of the characters even hitting the 35 mark.

I am also considering this as COD exists as a game franchise in SPN world, and SPN exists as a TV show in COD world, so they do know about each other.

So, I'm just saying, Dean is getting snide remarks from a few corners for his treatment of a few people. Gabriel and Castiel, especially, all points considered. I don't think Ghost, Soap, Gaz, or Rudy are letting it slide in any direction

Price doesn't care enough to stop them

Alejandro is just annoyed that even MORE people are in his base, and these ones happen to be civilians from another universe.

Despite getting along with them, however, neither Dean or Sam are allowed near Rudy. Hey, Alejandro's seen the show, he knows most of both of their shticks is flirting and fucking, he's good. (Cas is the one he has to watch out for, but he's unsuspecting because there's no way that nerd has a chance. Rudy is too loyal to his husband, but Cas definitely has a chance.)

Valeria is actively plotting how to use demons in her quest for power. You know she is already forming that alliance with Rowena

She doesn't like Lucifer enough.

Farah has already offered Claire and Alex (SPN) a home in Urzikstan, Alex (COD) has said he's unsure that'll work out.

Benny is just not allowed around anyone without respective partner there. I mean, look at him... you'd be worried too. I'd be worried. We'd all be worried.

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Anyway, I'm very anxious to post this just because, again, I have no idea what I'm subjecting myself to. All I'm saying is, if you disagree with me... um... I didn't watch 14 or 15, so that's what I'm blaming that on. (Gabriel was my favorite character, do not be mean to him or Benny.)

[ilove-masked-men]

141 WIZARDING AU????? Yes

A/n: thanks to my friend for talking about Harry Potter and making me think of this on call

GAZ ~

He REEKS if Ravenclaw if you disagree argue with a WALL

He's friends with everyone from everywhere but he doesn't get into a lot of trouble just keeps his head down and works but not in a nerdy way

Got asked to the yule ball like five times be fr , went with someone who nobody expected

Lost his virginity on the yule ball night aswel like PLEASE

PRICE ~

Works for Griffindor house but is the Forbidden Forest keeper in his lil shack

Everyone loves him , if you hate him you get shunned by the whole student body

On Halloween he puts a bucket outside his shack gull of candy with a note saying 'take one'

Loves tea (felt I needed to say this)

He went with the executive head of school to the yule ball (as friends he says ((deffo secretly in live with her uts so obvious))

SOAP ~

My man SCREAMS hufflepuff LIKE BRO

He barely passed his tests let's be real , copied off everyone next to him

Everyone likes him, teachers hate him, price thinks he's hilarious

He got asked a few times to the yule ball but went with Ghost (no not as friends)

GHOST ~

I can't decide whether he's Griffindor or Slytherin... or Ravenclaw for that matter... IDK HE'S ONE OF THE ABOVE

Passed with super high grades, would study with Soap and Gaz , soap did bollocks but Gaz and Ghost got good notes in and Soao quickly scribbled to copy them

Will sneak out to talk to Price without the group every now and then because he likes the calmness in his voice

Surprisingly got asked to the yule ball by one of the most popular girls and didn't know what to say (soap spoke for him)

Shot glares to anyone who looked at him or soap weirdly

MINI FIC OF THIS IDEA v

Ghost, Gaz and Soap all had letters in their hands, talking as they made their way across the lawn, passed the whomping willow and to Price's hut.

"You got em? C'mon open 'er up!" Price spoke as the three walked in. They were getting their grades for this year.

Soap hesitantly opened the letter and pulled out the sheet inside. "Uh... uh... oh my god! C's and a B-! I passed!" Soap said with a relieved sigh.

"Really? Good job mate." Ghost was quick to applaud as he opened his sheet. "I got B's and A's." He said with a small smile.

"Uh- gosh- I'm scared.." Gaz said with a gulp as he opened his and his eyes scanned the sheet. "No way... all A's! A few minuses but their still A's." He said with a smile.

"Those 're me boys!" He said high-fiving them all and chuckling. "Now, what's goo'in on eith yous lot and tha yule ball?" He asked eagerly.

"I'm going with Ghost!" Soap quickly chimed and chuckled leaning his head on his shoulder.

"I'm going with Luna." Gaz told him with a small grin. "Lovegood." He added.

"You better not abandon us." Ghost said with a chuckle playfully.

"I might.." He muttered with a blush.

[beepsparks]

Uhh random thoughts. Hosts and their fav attractions at the Disney parks bc Disney theme park attractions and history was a special interest of mine for 3 years (btw FUCK Disney obviously im just putting these hcs here bc despite its no longer a special interest I am still nerdy as hell about the theme parks specifically and I like to give characters favorite rides)

Cookie: this man seems like a thrill ride seeker. He will go on as many extreme rides as possible until he eventually has to go to the bathroom to throw up from motion sickness. I have the feel he’d like the Tower of Terror. He’d probably drag Schmitty on it despite Schmitty seems like the type to be absolutely TERRIFIED of drop rides. (He’ll go on anything else tho)

Buzz: okay call it obvious but Buzz Lightyear (and whatever the hell other name they give it istg it’s the same ride but they all have different names at every park). Tell me Buzz WOULDN’T like the LASER SHOOTER GAME RIDE. He probably thinks it’s cool as hell and would challenge others with beating his score. Nobody wins against Buzz.

Nate: this ride is defunct and no longer exists (unfortunately bc I think it’s awesome) but Extra-Terror-estrial Alien Encounter. Something tells me Nate’s weird little interest in conspiracy theories would lead to him liking the REALLY DARK lowkey horror attraction about a transportation device sending a violent alien into the room and characters getting attacked by it. (Btw if you don’t know what the ride is, look it up, its awesome) He’d probably take Buzz on this one and Buzz would be terrified with all the screaming from both the crowd being scared and the characters getting killed by the alien while Nate is having the time of his life lmao. Anyway, unfortunately since Alien Encounter no longer exists, I guess I’ll just say that Nate’s other favorite ride would be Rock N’ Roller Coaster. (Unfortunately, Buzz finds that ride too extreme for his liking as well so Buzz would NOT have fun getting dragged onto there by Nate)

Schmitty: without even thinking about The Lost Gold, I feel like he’d like Pirates of the Caribbean. Idk I Just get that vibe from him. That and he’d also probably like Soarin’ because he’d find it REALLY relaxing (the soft breeze the ride gives ya plus the calm movements and nice visuals and smells) can you tell I want Schmitty to have time to relax and be all chill yet. (Anyway projecting here but considering It’s a Small World is referenced TWICE in The Lost Gold, I headcanon Schmitty secretly likes the ride. It’s not his favorite but he likes it. Shhh I want the funny man to at least somewhat like my interests too)

Guy: Guy also seems like the type to like thrill rides as well (but he’d be able to TELL when hes getting motion sick unlike Cookie) but he also seems like the type to like rides with music that’d get at least somewhat stuck in his head, so while I can’t REALLY decide I guess the closest option is Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind, because it’s a roller coaster that has the chance to play one out of seven songs while the ride goes on. (Fun fact actually I’ve been on it before and it’s literally the only roller coaster I can stomach (i hate coasters) and it played Everybody Wants to Rule the World lmao)

Bonus, REDACTED: The Haunted Mansion. I think we can all agree on that. He’d be upset that the ghosts on the ride aren’t real, though.

[barb-l]

Top 5 of your favorite shows that others seem to not like. Or top 5 moments on Tumblr that you were here for?

I'm not sure I can remember 5 things for the latter off the top of my head, so lemme do the former

in no particular order. also chose these not because others think it's bad or anything, but because I don't know a lot of people who like em

Gosick - this anime is so good guys. It's about this Japanese exchange student that goes to study in a fictional European school in the 1920's. He befriends a girl that detectives go to for help solving cases because she's hella smart. The romance is great, cute as hell, but also the plot and mystery is just really good and engaging. It's a bit of an oldie but a goodie, and will have you at the edge of your seat at the first arc alone

Love Lab - this show is hilarious. About the student school council who secretly give the repressed students in their all girls school relationship advices even tho none of them have any experience in romance themselves. Just high school girls being silly

Infinity Train - I'm still so mad that this show was cancelled. I'm still holding out hoping it'll get picked up. The fact that it's an anthology series that focuses on different protagonists whose stories are connected to each other in some way is my favorite thing about it. One of the best Isekai stories out there

Tokusatsu Gagaga - this show is so damn cute. About adult women of different age groups(18, 20+, 30's) bonding over how nerdy and too "childish" their interests are considering they're supposed to be grown women. Super relatable for fellow nerds who grew up being reprimanded for having interests not meant for girls too

Agents of Shield - this show doesn't get enough credit for having its first female Marvel hero MC who was also asian. I didn't expect much from a show starring that dude who used to appear in every Marvel movie before getting killed by Loki, but this show really made me love Coulson and his father-daughter relationship with Daisy. Melinda May is also the baddest ass character ever. Her fight scenes were just *chefs kiss* They had the best Ghost Rider too, even though he was only there for a bit

[youofsomesong]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die headcanons

He/they afab demiboy queer richie

He/him afab bi peter

She/they pan steph

They/them bi ruth

She/her repressed bi grace

Closeted he/they demiboy pan max

Max was neglected and abused because of the line “nicest thing anyone has ever done for me”

Max probably wouldve purposefully got held back since he was scared of the future once they graduated

Richie/peter/steph

Max and steph used to be close friends and thats why he didnt want peter to date her. Same with max and kyle (curts jock character) and kyle dating bryces cheerleader (i dont remember her name). Max cares a lot about steph and kyle, they just dont want to admit it

Wiggly is the youngest of the lords in black

Webby is the oldest out of her and her brothers

Nibbly is agender and uses any pronouns

Grace is either under the lords in black influence (either from having ghost sex with max or always secretly under their control) or shes the reincarnated witch from witch in the web

Everyone is neurodivergent

Autistic and adhd richie

One of the first people richie came out to was pete (at 7yo) and pete helped richie come up with a new name. Two years later pete came out and richie helped him with his new name. At 13, richie came out to pete again with they/he and not being straight. Pete came out as bi at the same time

Richie stumbles over words a lot when they infodump so pete and ruth have to remind him to breathe

Richie has a stutter

Richie and max used to be friends until middle school. Pete doesnt remember this but richie remembers very well cause theyre moms are best friends so they still see each other a lot

Maxs parents are divorced, he lives with their dad even though he wants to live with his mom

Richie likes comics and superheroes (tim from black friday also does too. His favorite is red robin since they share the same name)

[ticklishraspberries]

Such A Nerd (Dipper, Pacifica)

Summary: While poking fun at Dipper about his nerdiness, Pacifica discovers a new thing to tease him about. (Based on an anonymous prompt! This fic can be interpreted as platonic or a ship, up to you, I wrote it pretty ambiguous on purpose. Anyway, hope you enjoy it!)

After the events at the Northwest mansion, the Pines twins realized that Pacifica was actually…kind of cool. Sure, she was still pretty stuck-up, arrogant, and occasionally quite mean, but she was also funny, adventurous, and had a secret soft side that very few people got the chance to see.

And while she still put on a high and mighty act about it all, Pacifica actually found herself visiting the Mystery Shack often, because she truly enjoyed spending time with Dipper and Mabel, who were like the first real friends she had ever had.

Mabel, who had put their silly rivalry behind her long ago, was over the moon to have a new friend to talk about the girly things her brother couldn’t understand. They talked about fashion, and Pacifica even admitted that Mabel’s knitted sweaters were quite cute, which prompted her to knit a custom purple sweater just for Pacifica, which she pretended to hate but secretly wore all the time.

And while Dipper liked to pretend it wasn’t a big deal, he was clearly happy to have her around, too. Fighting a ghost together was a sort of bonding experience that you just couldn’t brush aside, and so he found himself growing more and more fond of the blonde girl as the summer days went by.

That afternoon, Mabel had run off with Candy and Grenda, leaving Pacifica and Dipper alone at the Mystery Shack, sitting on the couch in the living room, watching television.

Well, Pacifica was watching the television. Dipper was scribbling away in his journal, filling in information about the ghost he had encountered in Pacifica’s mansion, and how Pacifica had so bravely defied her parents to defeat the vengeful spirit—

Beside him, Pacifica peered over his shoulder, and scoffed. “You know, most people attempt to entertain their guests,” she said, but her words lacked their usual venom.

“You can always go home if you’re that bored,” he replied simply.

She huffed, but stayed put on the couch, just like he’d suspected. “You are such a nerd.”

Dipper ignored her, writing a note about how the silver mirror was only a temporary solution, contrary to the author’s original findings. However, his concentration was quickly broken when Pacifica’s elbow nudged him in the side, making him draw a stray streak of ink on the page, a soft yelp of surprise escaping him.

Confusion overtook Pacifica’s face. “Did I hurt you or something?” she asked, clearly unsure how her touch had caused such a dramatic reaction.

Dipper flushed. “No, you’re fine, you just startled me,” he said.

At that moment, Mabel burst through the door, her two friends right behind her. “Dipper, you are such a bad host,” she said, shaking her head. “Hey Pacifica, want a tip on how to make my brother less boring?”

Pacifica perked up. “Absolutely.”

“Mabel, don’t,” Dipper warned.

“He’s probably the most ticklish person on the planet,” Mabel proudly announced. “Have fun!”

And before Dipper could say a word, she scampered off to the attic, giggling with Candy and Grenda the whole way.

“Oh, is that why you freaked out when I touched you?” Pacifica asked, a smile twisted on her lips.

The journal was suddenly forgotten as Dipper brought his hands up to guard his body, already beginning to giggle in anticipation. “Uh, okay, so maybe I lied,” he said. “But you should really just take Mabel’s word for it, you don’t have to try anything.”

“Oh, but I’m so bored,” she teased. “You’re my new source of entertainment!”

With that, she easily pushed Dipper’s hands out of the way and prodded at his stomach curiously. Unsurprisingly, her childhood had not included much roughhousing or playfulness, so she was only partially sure that she was going about the whole thing correctly. However, it seemed like it was working, because Dipper immediately curled in on himself, giggling like mad, face flushed a bright red color.

Pacifica was enjoying the power trip the playful attack gave her, watching her new friend squirm beneath her fingers. Usually, Dipper was more stoic and serious than his bubbly twin, and it was nice to see him let go and laugh. Especially because the sound was so sweet, all hiccupy and hysterical. Pacifica couldn’t think of a time she had ever laughed that hard in her life, and the thought would have saddened her if she wasn’t so focused on switching her tactic to squeezing at his sides, doing it gently as she wasn’t sure what pressure would be appropriate.

Clearly, it was working, because Dipper’s laughter continued, and he pushed at her arms uselessly. “Pacifica, please!”

“Please what?” she asked innocently.

“Cut it out!”

“Alright, I’ll stop…If you stop being such a nerd and actually do something fun with me,” she replied, latching onto the bottom of his ribs and scribbling her fingers.

With a squeal, Dipper’s hands grabbed onto her wrists for some kind of tether to distract from the sensation. “Okay, okay! We can do whatever you want!” he cried.

Pacifica grinned triumphantly, slowing her tickling fingers, but Dipper didn’t let go of her wrists right away, making her stomach flutter.

As he caught his breath, Dipper eventually let go, but stayed slumped against the couch. “I am going to kill Mabel for that,” he said.

“Please, I would have found out eventually,” she replied.

He gave a shy chuckle. “I guess so, yeah. Anyway, what do you wanna do now?”

Pacifica hummed. She hadn’t thought that far ahead. “Why don’t you show me some of that nerdy journal of yours?” she suggested, surprised at herself even as the words left your mouth.

Dipper seemed equally as shocked, but excited nevertheless. “Really? I mean, you don’t just have to say that, if you’re not interested.”

“I know, dummy, now just show me before I change my mind,” she said, but she was smiling.

And so, Dipper took Pacifica on a tour of the aging pages of the journal, through all the drawings and writings about the creatures that he and Mabel had encountered, and as he spoke, Pacifica found herself completely fascinated by his stories, and happily rested her head on his shoulder while she listened.

“You’re such a nerd,” she said at one point.

“Hey, you wanted to hear about this,” he replied. “Maybe you’ve just been holding out on your own nerdiness.”

That earned him a jab to the side that sent him into a new fit of giggles, and while neither of them wanted to admit it, they each thought that the other was pretty cool.

[passingbypainfullyaware]

Ok y’all know the ghoul boys right? And the lore about Shane secretly being a demon try a keep Ryan from being eaten alive in haunted houses?

Now make it Saphael!

Nerdy ghost hunter Simon and secretly a high ranking demon Raphael? Sign me the fuck up

[grimmywrites]

10 Things About Me

I was tagged by the talented @patiently-burning. I’m happy to welcome you to the Ghostsoap brainrot, especially with @valiants amazing art. My favorite Ghostsoap artist! Their work makes me feral; I’d kill for them -- or at least write for them. Below for random facts about me!

1.) I double majored in Archaeology and Creative Writing in college. I idolized Lara Croft and Indiana Jones and then, luckily, fell in love with the *actual* science of archaeology and Roman history so I’ve managed to stick with it. 2.) I’ve lived on and off in Italy (semesters where I taught abroad) since 2017; and a couple times before that for my own study abroad program and archaeological digs/dives. 3.) I’m a runner! I usually run an hour, but sometimes I run up to 9 miles a morning not only to stay in shape but as meditation. I listen to audiobooks while I do it!

4.) I worked as a dog bather for a couple years to get money to go to grad school and then in a dog ‘boutique’ because I love dogs so much. I love all animals, dogs just happen to be my favorite.

5.) I’m a huge Resident Evil fan. I’ve been playing the games since they first came out (I was a little kid and had no clue what I was doing lol). I can literally rant on and on about the lore and timeline; og re4 and re2 are the best but I love the remakes and all the new fans!

6.) I’ve been published for scholarly writing, but it’s my dream to write fiction, primarily historical fiction.

7.) I’m an oddball who likes nerdy things *and* sports - I played varsity softball in high school and I’m still on an adult co rec team!

8.) I stopped writing fanfiction for a couple years while working on my thesis for grad school. I started writing again for Nellis because I reread some of my old stuff and wondered why I ever stopped with these characters. Writing them feels like slipping on my most comfortable shoes or a favorite shirt. After I read that stuff I got metaphorically slapped upside the head with the idea for Retread (the ending in particular)... and let’s just say it’s grown a lot from what I had envisioned; but I’m a gardener writer, so that makes sense.

9.) Besides RE, my favorite game in the world is an obscure RPG called Shadow Hearts. It’s a Lovecraftian horror game set in China and Europe just before WW1 breaks out - it deals with horror, the occult, and some zany characters. I cry every time I play it and its sequel (Shadow Hearts: Covenant). Most people like the second game better, but I find the first one to be creepier, have better music, and the characters are more interesting. The sequel IS a good game, though.

10.) I secretly wish I had more time! I often feel guilty because I’m more of a writer in fandom than a reader because I’m so busy with life smacking me every which way. I also wish I could output more, but alas, we can only do our best, right?

Thanks so much for tagging me! I’m not apologizing for the love of Soap or Ghost. That was a well written campaign! I’m going to tag more than one person: @peculiarreality-main and @ohlookapan!

[silvernyxchariot]

You know what I just realized?/rh I made a “Would I date that JoJo villain” for the mains but what about ✨️Mah Bois✨️. It’s rather rude of me to forget about them, I would say.

My answer is “Yes” to all of them. Good night.

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...You’re still here? Okay, I guess I’ll give you my answers, but also some bullet points on “how many drinks it would take to smash.”

Gelato + Sorbet: No :) six drinks to smash though.

They are a “two for one deal,” no exceptions. I say “No” simply because we don’t know enough about them for me to make a full opinion. The headcanons are fun, y’all, but not enough for a poly-cule.

~ They probably into some freaky shit.

~ Welp, I’d be there for a good time, not a long time.

~ Threesome

Formaggio: Yes and five shots to smash

But we’d break up after about a month or he would break up with me after a week after finding out that I’m “boring.” He has that “jock/athlete who is secretly into the nerdy librarian” vibe. So I imagine it like this, “No. I don’t want to go out drinking, Formaggio;” “No, I don’t want to watch the game with you.” We’d be a cute couple and all, but the bond isn’t there since we have different interests outside of La Squadra. I’d also want someone who is more earnest. That’s the best way I can explain it. He wouldn’t be a bad boyfriend, he’d just need someone who vibes well with him.

~ “Do you wash your hands?” Not even just your hands, do you wash ya ass?

~ Honest questions

~ Seems like he’d be a one night though

Illuso: Yes and seven shots to smash

~ Minus a shot because I want to play with his cat

He’s hot, yes. We’d date and hang out three times and then we’d separate and disappear into the void. Just ghost each other. The only thing he’d claim out of these dates is a kiss good night. It would take seven shots to fuck and then maybe we’d stay together for the sex but let’s be ffr, he’s not in it for the long term relationship.

~ Probably never shuts up

~ Narcissistic

~ Will talk in third person

~ At least he’s pretty

Pesci: No, but if I were feeling up to it, one shot to smash

You’re timid. I’m reserved. If you don’t care, I don’t care. He's not my favorite. This relationship is over before it ever starts. The only way even meet is through Prosciutto.

~ He might need some guidance because he’s a little nervous.

~ He’d be able to listen and would oddly know aftercare.

~ He picked up what Not to do by watching women leave Prosciutto.

~ Cute but not my favorite

Prosciutto: No. To smash it would take nine shots… or more.

He looks good but he already lost because he looks like he’d backhand me. Physically or verbally, I will let you decide. Especially if I see him and Pesci in the middle of one of his pep talks. I will be walking in the opposite direction. Do I trust him to be a gentleman? No, not at all. And… that generally goes for all of La Squadra but I’m doing this in a case by case scenario.

~ He’s hot but. . .

~ He’ll either nag me or lecture me the entire time.

~ Try hard Dom, feels like he wouldn’t listen to me

~ Not a night I’d want to repeat.

~ Tried to teach Pesci but failed

Melone: Yes with ZERO shots to smash

Probably the only one in this group that I would date for at least three months. Besides Risotto as my kin, Melone falls into, hmmmmmm, third place on my JJBA kin list. I’m all for perverted Melone but manga Melone hits different. He’s calculating, analytical, and precise with what he needs to activate Baby Face. I wouldn’t consider him vanilla. He’s wearing a cut-up jumpsuit; he’s probably a little freaky but also attentive to his partner, you know.

~ Another fun one in bed

~ Looks flexible and willing to experiment.

~ He’s also really pretty

~ Plus 3 shots because of his (anime only) foot fetish. Do not lick my feet, Melone.

~ Def would like to exchange numbers for booty call

Ghiaccio: Yes with zero shots to smash

~ Everyone, shut up. I love him.

He screm. A lot. Ghiaccio, we can hear you from the opposite side of the building. I’d find that endearing, as long as his screms aren’t pointed at me. It’s also one thing to get scremed at as a lecture *stares at Prosciutto* versus someone you know habitually screms on command/trigger. Like, “Why is this man screaming into his phone about books and leaves?¿ It’s– It’s pronounced Venezia. Thank you, you told me that yesterday… and the day before.” It would be a slow burn relationship. Yes, I know I spelled “scream” as “screm.”

~ ✨️Angry Sex ✨️

~ Likes to verbally degrade his sex partner

~ I would leave that room with bruises, but I’m okay with that

~ If he smashes like he smashed his car’s dashboard….. hhhngghghgh.

~ Honestly, all he has to do his pick me up and press me against a wall.

~ I’d suck his dick at the snap of his fingers.

Risotto Nero: No. Two shots to smash.

~ ???

I was gonna say, “Maybeee,” but since I have doubt my answer is a full “No.” We look like we would date. Just two goths in un-gothly places for a date. How much in common would we have though?/rh I don't see our relationship lasting very long. I give it…. Hm, 2 weeks. Maybe 4 weeks of the sex is good. For it to go even further, one of us must be overly affectionate. . . We all know that’s not going to be him. . . . . . Sure, let's pretend that I'm cuddly outside of fanfics.

~ Looks like he would groan and grunt a lot

~ I feel like he’d toss me around a lot.

~ “If it doesn’t hurt a little, it’s not fun.”

~ “Accidentally,” forgets your safe word the first time.

~ Another one where I leave with bruises.

~ 10/10 would like to smash again

Disclaimer: ⭐️ My work is for personal purposes and entertainment. Duh. Do Not claim as your own or use it for profit.

[grismavessel]

to try and come up with more lore:

-If your ocs ended up in a universe were they had to use traditional weapons, what would gris use? would there be attempts to set up team interactions ('one of us probably needs to be a healer/support, one needs to be a tank, ect')

(hehehe yall don't know it but I'm also secretly a DnD fan)

Gris is fairly light. They don't have the strength to wield most weapons so great swords, in fact, any swords, would be tough for them to deal with. Spears might be the better option but Gris doesn't have the greatest throwing arm for it.

However, they'd be killed with a bow and arrow. Gris has the dexterity for it, able to wait patiently for the perfect time to strike, and they're quick with their hands from grabbing more arrows or adjusting their shot suddenly.

From their experience in pokemon battling, they'd have a sharp eye and a good sense of foresight, so it'd make sense to make them an archer, it just matches really well with having a Decidiueye.

Gris would be a chaotic good paladin aka supporting fire of the team. They won't be the biggest damage dealer, but they can take some good pot shots when they can to help clear the field.

Now, you said ocs, I'm also gonna throw in Gris's mom. I'm never really gonna have a chance to write her since she's gone before any of Gris's story would take place, but I wanna ramble where I can lol

Grimhilda is fairly shy and is a ghost-type trainer. If she used any traditional weapons I would put her as a dagger user. She is very non-confrontational, so she'd be more inclined to sneak her way around and attack when they aren't looking.

She's also just like Gris where she doesn't have the highest strength, but is fairly nimble on her feet, like a ghost you could say.

But also, maybe she'd rather use other means to help her stay out of harm's way. If I can show my dnd nerdiness, I'd make her a necromancer that prefers to hide in the back and let her undead minions help her fight instead. She's a big support role. Also very very lawful good.