#she wants to kick his ass

[braimin]

Modern au where sanji is having to get married to some girl he’s never met cause of Judge. He decides he’s gonna go out and find some man to have a one night stand with because he wants to have at least tried it before he spends the rest of his life with a woman he will probably never love.

He meets Zoro in a bar and goes home with him. He’s annoying and rude and he’s rough with Sanji every step of the way and yet Sanji is still so into him. Zoro gives him his number the next morning and Sanji can’t stop himself from calling him for another night. Then he calls again. And again.

And now it’s been months and his wedding is getting closer and closer and he hasn’t even told Zoro he’s engaged. In his defense it’s not like they do much talking. And when they do Zoro’s asking about his cooking and the shit he likes or telling him about his friends. Anytime he asks something that makes Sanji uncomfortable he immediately changes the subject and says he doesn’t expect Sanji to talk about things he doesn’t want to.

So he doesn’t ever say anything until he’s visiting the wedding venue for the first time with his wedding planner and she introduces him to one of her workers. Zoro is seemingly unfazed and he ignores the hand Sanji puts out for him to shake.

“The groom, huh ? Congrats.” Nami apologies for him being so impolite when he just walks away and Sanji tells her it’s totally fine but he’s screaming inside because shit. Zoro has no context for why Sanji is engaged and he definitely thinks he’s just some cheating bastard now.

[little-pondhead]

in my humble opinion, dorathea should look more badass

also this turned into perspective practice by accident?? didn't want her to be a floating neck i guess

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Ra's al ghul has a vested interest in Bruce's mental health btw because when Bruce gets stressed, it stresses Tim out, and when Tim gets stressed, he likes to unwind by tormenting Ra's in some way, shape or form.

[mewtwo24]

Not to be That Guy but like.

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking about how Tianlang-Jun says about Luo Binghe that he pretends to be cold-hearted like his mother. The hint of fondness there, the heartache in that utterance.

Like it drives me absolutely insane. Imagining her putting on a front of strength, cold and driven and unrelenting. Why does TLJ say that about her. Did she secretly look for solutions that meant reconciling with demons instead of hurting them when her sect wasn't looking? (I wonder this because I feel like his weird fondness for SQQ would lowkey track if it's connected to the woman he once loved.) Did he mean that she was tasked with basically assassinating him and she fell in love with him instead (re: failed step one)? Did he mean that she was fond and doting in her own way (e.g. conceding he was attractive, paying for his exploits and humoring him)? Did he mean that, like LBH, she thought that power would be the thing to protect her--and that it was disguising a person who was deeply and privately wounded? All four????? I don't need sleep I need a n s w e r s

Did she know about the Huanhua Palace Master's skeevy ass intentions before she met TLJ? Or did those only come to significant light after she fell in love with TLJ? Is that why she never anticipated that level of betrayal, because initially she had no intention of being with anyone romantically? And HHPM just assumed she would be under his thumb forever?? Was she furious at her own indiscretion or did she try to use the pregnancy as a bargaining chip, a way to try to stop the immortals of Cang Qiong Mountain from attacking TLJ (plus the bonus of marriage entrapment no takesies backsies this is where LBH gets it from)? Did she try to use that claim on her to dissuade HHPM from his covetous advances, framing herself as tainted so that she could finally escape? Did she dream of a life by TLJ's side, far away from Cang Qiong Mountain?

Like. Literally every single permutation of what this could mean guts me to hell. Do you ever just cry about tianxi because I--[loud bawling noises]

[elvyn]

All that's left

[couch-house]

something thats been in my head for a long time abt vulnerability and comfort and echoes of the past

[razmerry]

can the mediator of vengeanceclan really fall in love with a kittypet?...

[derpycatsu]

replaying tp (again) YAAAAAYYYY

i think it would be so cool that with all the mirror shard dungeons each resistance member would go with link and explore and adventure together (i know with some of the dungeon mechanics/stuff it wouldnt really work with two people but I Dont Care) . and also i love ashei and shad and i miss them they are so silly to me

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Honestly, Cameron has one of the most interesting dynamics with House out of all the fellows. as long as you ignore almost everything about it.

[cluescorner]

I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it

So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.

Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role

Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong

Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself

Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong

Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder

...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).

I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.

[avisisisis]

Something I love about ATLA is that it doesn't force the "forgive the villain" on all the characters. It's been left clear that Ozai is a bad person, and there's no chance of redemption; the only reason he's not dead yet is because Aang is a pacifist

The one episode where a character is supposed to forgive someone who has hurt them in the past is the one where Katara is off to kill a man (which, fair) and Zuko helps. In that episode, even if Aang is telling her to let go, she doesn't forgive him. She never will. But she spares him. Not because she thinks he doesn't deserve death (he does), but because she's not willing to continue the cycle of violence

Killing someone can have a very important impact in your entire being, mostly depending on who you are as a person. Aang would've never recovered from killing Ozai. Katara wouldn't be who she is now, had she taken her revenge on the man that killed her mother

And the best part of it is that Ozai doesn't deserve to die. Not in a "I'm defending him" way (ew), but in a "he deserves worse that than" way

Taking away his bending was the perfect punishment for him. He believed bending made you superior and he never cared enough to train something besides his bending. What a loser. Zuko and Azula wouldn't be restrained by something like that

He's alive. Nobody has forgiven him. Nobody ever will

[markantonys]

we know liandrin did careful research into her cover story for the girls' kidnapping, but she might not know exactly when gawyn's birthday is. maybe she only knew it was coming up relatively soon and thus the story would be plausible, but maybe it hasn't actually happened yet.

so what i'm saying is - and i am saying it with all the love and affection in the world for gawyn - 3x02 A-plot of the waste-bound group gatecrashing gawyn's birthday party in caemlyn and mat kicking gawyn's ass in a duel in front of his future wife and everyone he knows at his own birthday party, or we riot.

[angheling]

Here’s a little doodle dump of Tonis I put together because I love him

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

[sideblogdotjpeg]

hey guys does anybody know whats the date today

[dasha022]

Don't mess with ghost parents if you want to continue alive Chapter 3 on Ao3

Ellie was sitting on one of the individual couches, her fingers couldn't stop fidgeting with each other. She doesn't know how many times she had seen the teenager sitting in front of her before she looked away in order to not overwhelm him.

But, she just couldn't help it. He was her son, her ghost baby. Well, half ghost baby and half alien, but he was hers. Being a ghost herself she knew what having a ghost baby represented. At least in descriptive theory. However, she didn't think her own experience would be so mind-blowingly overwhelming.

Her ghostly maternal instincts could not be appeased, let alone diverted from keeping her attention on her whelp.

Pandora had explained to her in detail what being a ghost mother; whether by ghost "natural" way or core bonding, meant. This after the ghost goddess would adopt both Danny and her and Jazz.

Just remembering how clingy, fierce and overprotective the warrior was with them the first few years she felt ashamed to complain back then. For now, she was in her adoptive mother's place and wanted to have some of the control the goddess had developed when they couldn't stay in the Ghost Zone as long due to college.

Ellie looked at the restless fingers on her hands and bit the inside of her cheek inconspicuously.

Although, in this case none of that options fit her current situation. Because she didn't do the bees and flowers thing with someone liminal, human or ghost, nor did she acquire the child through adoption; core link. In this case, someone got her genetic code and the one from a super hero alien, and did all the work for her.

... For some reason, that last sentence feels weird and wrong.

Best not to think about it.

Looking again at the boy who was receiving clarification from her older sister, the anxieties of hugging and cuddling him in a nest of sheets inside her haunt in the Ghost Zone resurfaced again when he looked back at her. The anxiety increases when the teenager immediately withdraws his eyes from her. But now with fear for be ignoring by her little boy.

She almost let out a disconsolate trill. However, she didn't. Danny was watching her leaning back against the wall and holding her new niece in his arms. She wasn't going to give him a reason to stretch that shit-eating grin on his face.