Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot
Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!
Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!
Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-
Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.
Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.
Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.
Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.
Halsin: Hippie Johnny Bravo.
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I have no desire to smash. I am not the hulk.
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