#source: incorrectquotesgenerator

[irryne]

Odd: I'm an idiot

Ulrich:

Yumi:

Jeremie:

Aelita:

Odd:

Ulrich: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

[incorrectmoonknight]

layla: i love murder mysteries! 

jake, trying to impress her: i’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

[yourmomsgranddad]

Matt Murdock: Okay, truth or dare? Y/N: Truth Matt Murdock: How many hours have you slept this week? Y/N: Y/N: ...Dare Matt Murdock: Go to bed. Y/N *leaving the room*: I don’t like this game.

[hailxhydra]

Peter: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Tony: Just rip the bandage off.

Peter: It’s Harley

Tony: Put the bandage back on.

[faecaribou]

Wilford, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Bim, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

King: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Wilford: playing systemic oppression

[incorrectsebastianstan]

bucky: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait. 

sam: you and me! 

bucky: *tearing up* ok.

[cidrbutincorrectquotes]

Star: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Dipper: How am I supposed to know?

Eddy: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Dipper: (sighs) You wouldn’t be trapped.

[incorrectaceattorneyquotes]

Maya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Edgeworth: Wasn’t Wright with you?

Phoenix: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[incorrectstarvs]

Star: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Tom: Strong. Janna: Weak. Marco, sighing: Please don’t punch yourself Star.

[untimely-proposals]

Iron Bull: Lavellan and I are having a baby. Cole: That's gre- Lavellan, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[irryne]

Odd: We have a problem.

Ulrich: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[incorrectmoonknight]

jake: people say i have a unique way of lighting up the room.

marc: it’s called arson and those people are witnesses.

[yourmomsgranddad]

Stiles Stilinski: I think I turned out okay.

Y/N: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Stiles Stilinski: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

[hailxhydra]

Steve: How's the sexiest person here~?

Natasha: I don't know, how are they~?

Steve: I-

Bucky, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

[incorrectbatwomanquotes]

Luke: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Mary: Rude.

Alice: That's fair.

Julia: Not again.

Ryan: Are you going to want this back?

[incorrectsebastianstan]

sam: just be yourself. say something nice.

bucky: which one? i can't do both.