#matt murdock incorrect quotes

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Daredevil, about Spiderman: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Deadpool: Are we stealing them?

Y/N: New or used?

Daredevil: Wonderful responses, both of you.

[teabag-of-mischief]

Matt: I get it, Peter. A blind joke. It’s funny, you can stop singing now.

Peter: (singing) Don’t tell me you’re too blind to seeeee

[skylarinfinity]

matt: [talking to foggy] i really love m/n but i will never trust him.

foggy: [look at matt with confused] but when you love someone don't you need to trust them- [stop talking when he see the villain they been hunting for years walk in through the front door and it's actually m/n]

matt: [sighed] see what i'm saying?

m/n: [don't care he get caught] matt you can't see...

matt: [deep sigh] heard what i'm saying?

foggy:

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[padfoot0216]

A very sleep deprived Matt in court - Your honor my client would like to plead … oopsie daisies.

[minami97]

This is the most correct incorrect quote generated.

I am sure Foggy is team Matt x Y/N. He definitely have a t-shirt for it too.

[farfromstrange]

Incorrect Quotes Thursday Day 2

Matt: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

[marshmallow--3]

Opposing counsel: This is ludicrous. The G-spot doesn't even exist.

Matt Murdock: Is that the official position of the state of New York or have you just not found it yet?

Source: Drop Dead Diva

[iwannabesawtrapped]

just another day of calling big murder men "babygirl"

[softasawhisper]

Daredevil Text Posts Part 10

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Matt, about Frank: I can fix him.

Karen: He has like, 4 other people also trying to fix him.

Karen: I am one of them.

Matt: What-

Foggy: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew.

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Mr Stark I'm going to hell

Tony: You're not religious, Pete. You don't even believe in hell

Peter: I beat up a blind man

Tony: What. The. Fuck.

Clint: Not cool, man

Peter: I didn't know he was blind!

Tony: how could you not tell he was blind!?

Peter: he was wearing a costume and I thought he was trying to mug some guys so I stopped him but it turns out he was stopping them from chasing this other guy!

Tony: A blind man was beating people up? Thats pretty impressive

Peter: Right!? Then he went to a dumpster-

Clint: Oh don't worry about that Pete- that's just Matt

Peter: you know him?

Clint: yeah he's a great guy, we shared a dumpster once. He always loses his canes

Tony: a deaf guy is friends with a blind guy? How do you talk?

Clint: we usually just skip the talking and get straight to the vigilante stuff

Peter: awesome

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

*after daredevil gets injured in a fight*

Y/N: *holding up three fingers* how many fingers am I holding up?

Spiderman: He’s blind, Y/n

Daredevil: Three

Y/N: *gasps* a witch

[kaethefangirl]

Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

[skylarinfinity]

[m/n and matt chilling at their apartment]

m/n: [turn to face matt] do you think hardcore christian's cry when they learn some times you have to use sin in math?

matt: ...what-

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[padfoot0216]

Matt - Frank, you love me, right?

Frank - Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Y/N: I think I’m in love with Matt

Foggy: really?

Y/N: yeah, thoughts?

Foggy: And prayers, you’re gonna need them