#source: spider-man: across the spider-verse

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Jack Frost: Can this day get any damn weirder?

[Something weirder happens]

Jack: I guess it can.

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Taking a crap in the establishment, I salute you.

Eli to anyone who opposes Dr. Blakk

[ladymiraclewings]

Bunnyx: In every other universe, Ladybug falls for Chat Noir. And, in every other universe, it doesn’t end well.

[latapadraws]

SPIDER GWEN !!! Trans Icon 🏳️‍⚧️ 💗

[asmodeus542]

Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Miles lowers his head]

Miguel: Erratic.

[Pavitr whistles]

Miguel: Unreliable.

[Hobie rolls his eyes]

Miguel: Down right sloppy.

[Gwen arches her eyebrow]

Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.

[skywstuff]

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 🕸️

lockscreen · wallpaper :)

like/reblog if you save plss. ♡

[audhd-nightwing]

Peter B: We have fun, don’t we Miguel?

Miguel: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[mydreamscape-library]

my face putting miguel o’hara on the “loves hairy pussy” list:

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: what do you mean I'm an anomaly?!

Gwen: not to me! only in the eyes of Miguel. Y-you're not technically meant to exist. Your grandpa and grandma were never meant to meet.

Y/N: but they did. Spider-Man and MJ met and stayed together.

Gwen: just because you're an anomaly to Miguel doesn't mean you are to me. I love you Y/N.

Y/N: and I love you. Maybe all I need is one world where we can be together.

Gwen: why not this one?

The two share a little kiss...

for @deafeningsharkslimeempath

[wisefoxluminary]

Ben Reilly: Oh, hey, Miguel. Did you find the report I put on the table.

Miguel O'Hara: Yeah, I did. Nice work finding it.

Ben Reily: Thanks, dad.

Spider Society: .......

Ben Reily: Why is everyone staring at me?

Margo Kess: You just called Miguel "dad." You said "thanks, dad".

Ben Reily: What? No I didn't. I said "thanks, man."

Miguel O'Hara: Do you see me as a father figure, Ben?

Ben Reily: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me

Jessica Drew: Hey, show your father some respect!

Ben Reily: I didn't call him dad.

Miguel O'Hara: No, no, no, Ben. I take it as a compliment.

Miles Morales: It's not a big deal. I called Gwen "mom" once, and she's my girlfriend.

Ben Reily: Guys, jump on that! Miles has psycho-sexual issues!

Margo Kess: Old news. But you calling Miguel "daddy"...

Ben Reily: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.

Hobie Brown: But you did call him dad, Ben.

Ben Reily: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Hobie Brown: Okay, I was lying about the hold up, but the daddy thing happened.

Ben Reily: Aha! He admitted the mission was a set up! All part of my crazy, devious plan.

Miguel O'Hara: I believe you...

Ben Reily: Thank you.

Miguel O'Hara: Son

Ben Reily: ....

Miguel O'Hara: Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch? 

Ben Reily: .....

Ben Reily: I'd like that.

[k-kroomie]

' ' Cuz my LෆVE is mine ෆh mine. ' '

[incorrectrotgquotes]

The Guardians sees Pitch in a weird position:

Tooth: What just happened?

Jack Frost: He... kicked his own butt!

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Eli confronting his father about the secrets he has hidden from him:

Will Shane: Eli, it's for your own good!

Eli Shane: Who decides that? I'm not a kid, dad!

[spideyspetertingle]

Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

[it-seemo]

Day 1-3: Swinging into Action!

And so it begins. @sciderman's #Spider-Month2023 is here.

This'll be fun.

[asmodeus542]

*Gwen jumps out of a portal*

Gwen: Oh man, this is bad! This is really bad!

Hobie: Oi, what is it?

Gwen *blushing*: I kissed Miles.

Hobie: Whoa... I owe Pav so much money.