Harley readies for the club…
Y/N: it’s all recon, babe.
Harley: are you reassuring me or you?
Y/N: I just don’t like people trying to grab or gawk at you.
Harley giggles mischievously before sitting on a nearby table and opening her legs…
Harley: remind me I’m yours and I’ll treat you to a private dance afterwards
Y/N: (smirks) if you insist
Y/N gets down on their knees before her…
Harley giggles and massages Y/N’s scalp before…
Harley: (moans) oh! Oh!!…Oh Yahtzee!!!
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oh i need a soul cleanse with some sincerity and love for humans after that shitstain of a "superhero" movie. i was going to wait until tomorrow but i guess we're fucking doing it now bc there's no way i'm going to be able to live with myself through the night with the feeling the movie left me with, so, now seated for James Gunn's The Suicide Squad (2021).
i have seen it before, i even have an entire thread tweeting my thoughts about it on the platform previously known as twitter, if you're interested, here's the link so you can go read it or do a compare and contrast or whatever the fuck. i'm not going through it again in order to avoid biasing myself, but i remember this movie having a lot of heart, a lot of terrible exposition problems, and some usual liberal misogyny, but Gunn understands superheroes and why we tell these stories, so i just need this as a soul cleanse. let's do this.
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Tim: Do we have a deal ?
Deadshot: Man, for 20 millions bucks i'd shoot superman. Don't know what Red Robin did to you but you must really be pissed off.
Tim: He had it coming.
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Killer Croc and his lesser known 2000s pop-punk step-sibling, Sk8er G8er
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Joker: I’m giving you to my good friend Y/N
Y/N: Mr Joker I don’t quite understand-
Joker: either you take this Harlot off my hands or I shoot you both (laughs)
Harley: (broken) I-I’m not a…
Y/N leads Harley out of the club…
Harley collapses into tears…
Y/N gently tends to her…
Y/N: you’re not that. You’re beautiful, intelligent, and amazing.
Harley: (sniffles) can I stay with you, hot stuff?
Y/N: sure
Harley giggles and jumps into Y/N’s arms…
Harley: you’re sweet and you make me feel all better. I’m gonna call you My Cupcake!
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You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one’s gonna play with you.
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