#talking about cat hamsters

[kuchipark]

all is fair in war and kooch

[sleepy-bunbun-ace]

punting the unit leaders to twisted wonderland as an experiment to see what's stronger: a bunch of mentally unstable teenage boys (and one young adult [leona]) who are five seconds away from having a mental breakdown or a group that consists of four teen girls and one teen boy who have hatsune miku as a therapist.

[chiropteracupola]

when I was small and little, I wanted to call a future cat Blueberry. when I was slightly more grown up than that, I wanted to call a future cat Fortnight. when I was a little more grown up yet, I determined that future cats will be known as Petronilla and the Bug.

[mielgf]

got new neighbours upstairs and already they are so Young Adult Men, one of them came to introduce themselves, asked me for my number and just now called me to let them out of THEIR OWN UNIT ?? their door somehow locked from OUTSIDE and they were trapped in their own home, i had to go release them 😭

[supercantaloupe]

the one weekend i have free to leave town and visit home (90 minutes away) or a relative (45 minutes away) and take a fucking Break from my life for a couple days and it's the one weekend both of my parents and said relative are out of town

[a-cat-in-toffee]

hello chat.

[fingertipsmp3]

I’m not sure if the seasonal depression is hitting especially hard this year or if I’m just grieving for Mabel or if I’m finally going irreparably insane or if life/people is being unfair towards me or all of the above

[mrrooww-meow]

I HOPE YOU GUYS BECOME AWARE THAT I AM SOOOOOIOIIIOOO NORMAALLL ABOUT THE THINGS I LIKE !!! (lies) LIKE I LOVE HAMSTERS THEY ARE SO CUTE N FLUFFY <3 N SPIDER MAN (i am soo normal about spider man| doc ocks #1 fan) ANYTHING I FIND CUTE REAALLYY !! MUSIC WIISEE MHMMM IDK I LIKE MOST GENRES. ERRMM TRYNA THINK OF WHAT ELSE. IDK I JUST LIKE THINGS N WHATEVER CATCHES MY INTEREST !!

[theyetch]

Welcome to The Pet Store :)

[boy-above]

some people lose all critical thinking skills upon seeing an animal video

[a-witch-in-endor]

answer for some might also depend on the breed of cat? normal cat would probably be fine but persian or sphynx or munchkin cat would die easy bc we messed with them so much :( also if they have health problems or allergies or are old, yeah?

Are you saying the breed or health of the cat changes whether or not they're analogous to a human toddler? Because if so, anon, I am interested. Are some breeds inherently less intelligent? Is that why my cat is such a dumbass?

[cerealmonster15]

bros don’t put that “hamsters are connected to having fate of gruesome death” post on my dash I don’t wanna SEE IT ❌❌❌

[amomentsescape]

The Slashers React to You Bringing Home a Kitten

A/N: This is purely for fun. I've only included the Slashers I've written fics for so far. But these types of fics tend to put a smile on my face so I'd be happy to write more of these for whoever wants them (for whichever Slashers people want to see too)!

Michael Myers

Probably the most angry of the Slashers included here

He's not going to kill the kitten by any means, but he isn't happy about it being here

It's another mouth to feed, another thing that needs to be quieted

If you're able to keep the kitten quiet and away from Michael, then the killer will more so become indifferent to it

It makes you happy and doesn't bother him? Cool, do what you will

However, if he feels that it's becoming a nuisance, he'd happily leave a door open on "accident"

It was already difficult enough for him to create a bond with you

But with a kitten that can't even talk to him?

Yeah, he'd rather not

Jason Voorhees

Oh my

A cute innocent creature that is super sweet to him?

It's basically just another you

And he likes you, so he immediately likes the kitten

This man wreaks havoc and leaves behind human blood trails all the time

However, he doesn't really want to hurt any animals

These furry creatures have caused him no harm

They never judged him based on his appearance

They were never cruel or bullied him like other people did

In fact, he was fascinated with all sorts of animals as a child

Kittens were no exception

So you come home with a cuddly little cat that enjoys to cuddle up with him?

He'll take it happily

Brahms Heelshire

He's kinda eh with this at first

The house is huge, and it's not like a tiny kitten is going to take up much space here

But what this kitten does take up is more of your attention

And Brahms being Brahms, he starts to become jealous

Your attention went from being solely on him to now being divided with this animal that could clearly fend for itself

You need to feed it, cuddle it, and give it attention?

That's what you should be doing with him

He definitely has a few moments where he debates "getting rid" of the kitten

But then he pictures your crying face and decides against it

But he still considers it from time to time

However, if you are able to turn kitten time into Brahms-and-kitten-time, then he might learn to like it

Animals freak him out slightly since he's not really used to having them around

But he could learn to deal with it eventually

Just make sure you divide up your attention equally

Billy Loomis

He's more of a dog person honestly

But you were swooning and aw-ing over this poor little thing so Billy gave in

You were probably just going to keep nagging him about it anyways

He's definitely like one of those dads that insist they don't want a pet but eventually fall in love with it

Billy will never admit this though

But you can see it

Over the span of a couple weeks, Billy went from just eyeing the kitten to letting it crawl and sleep in his lap

He tries to act all nonchalant about it

But the moment you look away

His eyes are on the kitten and a gentle smile graces his features

Okay so maybe the kitten isn't that bad

But maybe you're just making him all soft

He's secretly not complaining though

Stu Macher

Literally all for it

He loves cats, dogs, hamsters, all animals pretty much

He might honestly become more obsessed over this little kitten than you

He most definitely wants to dress it up like Ghostface

Like are you kidding?

How adorable is that

You can hear loud footsteps in the middle of the night

And when you check, Stu is chasing the kitten back and forth during it's zoomies

Buys (and steals) all sorts of toys for the little thing

Lets it sleep on his chest at night

He's obsessed with this kitten and you

It's like his own little family

And he's honestly super happy with that

Eric Draven

Have you learned anything about Eric?

He loves cats

He does want the kitten and Gabriel to get along though

But if they make quick friends, then great

He plays around with the kitten pretty often

And he's overall just happy to have another something in his life to bring a little joy

The kitten chills with Eric outside while he plays guitar

The only issue is that the kitten would rather spend more time with Eric than you

Tries to play with the crow

The bird just caws annoyedly and flys off

Eric and you both cuddle up at night with the kitten in the middle

It's a pretty relaxing domestic life to be honest

[twstowo]

hihi, i love your work, its super cute! i would like to request if you don't mind!

could you write for ace and floyd with a reader who has a pudgy face? as in their cheeks are chubby and they kind of resemble a hamster or a cat at times lol, thank u!

♡︎Chubby Cheeks gang rise up!!

♡︎Includes: Ace and Floyd

♡︎Warning: None

⋆⋅☆Ace

First things first, HE WILL make fun of your chubby cheeks, there is no escape from his teasing. He probably calls you a chipmunk in front of everyone to embarrass you. If you tell him to stop, he will just roll his eyes at you but will actually tone it down.

He overhears Deuce calling you a hamster while you are eating and poking your cheeks, being all lovey-dovey with you, and he almost throws up at the scene. He needs to stop it before he really gets sick, not because he is jealous or anything like that!

The next time he sees you, he has this suspicious expression on his face, and you are ready to just run away from him because whatever is coming is never good with Ace. However, he just holds your face in his hands and rubs your cheeks. You can see that he is trying to be affectionate, just like Deuce, but the moment is so awkward with him just staring at you. If you laugh at his actions, he will become so embarrassed and just pull his hands away at the speed of light. He tries to come up with a smart comeback, telling you that he wasn’t trying to be nice or anything like that. Just kiss him so that he can be quiet for once.

⋆⋅☆Floyd

He will chew on your cheeks; you can't change my mind. He will be behind you, hugging you, and he just starts biting them. When he hugs you, he will rub his face on yours just to feel your chubby cheeks, and he won’t stop until he feels satisfied.

Once, he locked a guy inside a locker because he overheard him talking bad about your face. He will never tolerate anyone talking ill of you like that.

He will poke both your cheeks while you are drinking water, making you spill everything, and he finds it so funny. You look like a pufferfish to him, and that is literally your new nickname for him.

You once came across Floyd’s notebook, and it was so embarrassing when you found a page filled with drawings of pufferfish. He will look you dead in the face with his sharp smile and tell you that he was thinking about you.

[tinydefector]

Do you think cybertronians ever get a bit freaked out on how tough we are? Yes they can break us like toothpicks but humans seem to be able to take a good beating as well with adrenaline helping. Even our own body and oxygen trys kills us and yet we stick around like roaches. We're fragile in some reasonable and dumb ways and then resilient in the most dumbest ways.

Oh definitely, alot of the bots are very off put by how fragile humans are just in general and tend to avoid them.

But then there's the moments like Ratchet working a late shift and a small knock on the door alerts him someone's there, he turns around expecting it to be Rodimus or Whirl who he's about to scold but instead it's one of the humans and they look worse for wear. After fussing over them for a moment, detailed scans relay fractured ribs, a broken collar bone, and a heap of bruises and yet the humans just like. "Can I have some Panadol, Nurophen, and a glass of water?" Because they don't know what else to do its what they would get. Most of the times they ended up in the hospital. Ratchet is losing his God dawn mind as he rushes around looking for the best painkillers he can find for orgaincs in the smallest dosage he can give, hoping to primus it doesn't shut their heart down. In the end, they end up on a medication that makes them extremely drowsy, almost like the green whistle/ Weed.

Ratchet ends up doing alot of study on the human body and realises just how fucked up little monsters we are. We literally need oxygen to survive but he we have to much pure oxygen it will kill us. Water, we need a certain amount of it, if we don't have enough we will get dehydrated and die, if we have to much we will get water poisoning, intoxication, or a disruption of brain function. This happens when there's too much water in our cells, such as the brain and blood cells, causing them to swell. When the cells in the brain swell, they cause pressure in the brain, resulting in death. The issue is that it can become an addiction to drinking too much water for the effect it has on the body. Same with nearly everything we consume, it can kill us, but we need a lot of it in moderation.

Human: "I just need some basic pain killers and a nap"

Bot: "No, you need full surgery, sedations, and 3 weeks of recovery!"

Human: "nah she'll be fine!"

Bot: "Absolutely Not, bed now before I cuff you"

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Following that imagine a first contact AU where Cybertronians and humans are just slowly getting to know how the other works and next thing a human is kneeling over in horrific pain and it send the bots all into panic mode trying to help them, wondering what's happening and thinking they are dying. And the human after about ten minutes some pain killers still looking rather pale and unhealthy just go. "Sorry about that fuck I hate, Cramps/palpitations/ phantom pains/ and such" and the bots are just looking at them horrified like.

Bot: NOT NORMAL!!!"

Human: what you talking about?

Bot: everything that just happened you literally just short circuited!

Human: nah that's causal wait till you see the really funky shit.

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Human pet AU

Cybertronian's keeping humans as pets is like humans keeping hamsters. Humans are some of the most homicidal, suicidal and just deranged creatures that Cybertronian's could keep as pets. It's gotten to the point that they are a luxury/ exotic pet because if you do not feed them the right stuff, give them the right amount of light and socialising, and they will just die. There are so many Cybertronian's who take their human into clinics worried as and its just the human being a little bustard because they didn't get the treat they wanted 2 weeks ago and are still holding that grudge. Not to mention, we are prone to causing as much trouble and issue. We are like cats.

But we are also very easily sick and primus forbid a human gets sick because to a bot they think it's a death sentence for their sweet little spitfire of a human who they have had now for ages. And the human looks ready to die, and the next day, they are up and about like nothing ever happened.

Human: if you don't feed me the meals I want I'm going to pretend to die. If you do feed me what I want I might actually die because I shouldn't be eating it.

Panicked bot: "MY HUMAN HAS GOTTEN SICK. HELP!?!"

Human: totally worth it.

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In conclusion, the cybertronians are rather wary/ concerned about how resilient humans really are.

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