#the lesbian play

[sparklyshakespeare]

@robotzombeez what’s valera and hawa’s ship name??? vawa??? halera??? taylor swift the hawa x valERAS tour????? me and the bad b i pulled by being a 15 year old alcoholic lesbian whose brother drowned at sea and who accidentally summoned the spirit of an ancient god??????????????

[llovely]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[soaked-doors]

red wine supernovaaa ❤️🧡🤍🩷

[civetcider]

i wanna be fishing right now part 3

Oakley the black bear and Traver the kit fox, she/her for both!

[fruitface]

"You know you didn't have to start like a whole fight club just to date me."

[sigmahimejoshi]

Bratty sub, who thinks they can talk back to their soft dom until they feel their face roughly grabbed and their normally soft dom, giving them a look that sends a shiver down their spine as a cold tone asks "Who are you talking to, my love?" The sub is both horny and the fear that they have makes them even more horny!

[mascxdaddy]

the idea of her sitting stretched around my cock while we watch a movie and hearing her desperate little whimpers every few minutes as she tries to grind down and get friction, only for me to grab her hips and make her stay there. then after the movie ends i flip her onto the bed and fuck her until she can't think

[hauntedmoors]

this show rules sorry

[midwinterhunt]

How do you play lesbian chess?

=)

Exact same rules as regular chess, but you replace the King with a second queen. Two queen per team for a total of four queens on the board. Check and checkmate? HAHAHAHAHHAH no! You WIPE EACH OTHER OUT TO THE BITTER BLOODY END :D

First person to zero pieces on the board loses.

It doesn't sound like much at first, but if you're familiar with an amount of chess strategies you'll find you and your opponent using wildly new and different plays. It elementally changes how you approach sacrificing pieces, how and when you move which pieces, and how much fun you have.

In classic chess I like to castle my king and hold back my powerful pieces as long as possible while my opponent exhausts their forces then i move in for the kill. In Lesbian chess I strike hard and fast and wipe the board before my enemy gets their bearings.

[subby-fluffybunny]

Everyone always talks about fast and hard fucking, but where’s the appreciation for being fucked torturously slowly? When they force you to feel every single bump, lump and inch of their strap and go deep, really deep, and never pick up the pace, while they ever so gently circle your clit too. The slow build of your orgasm and feeling your cunt tighten around the strap and feeling everything even more intensely… when your orgasm finally goes over the edge it feels like something entirely different to a normal orgasm, it starts off kinda slow and then hits so HARD and you can feel every single contraction and each one brings another strong wave of complete euphoria and it keeps going for almost as long as they keep pounding you. Bonus points if they teased you for 30 mins before hand using just your nipples, and then put vibrating clamps on them while they fuck you.

That being said, I need a domme to come do that to me please 🥺👉👈

MEN AND MINORS DNI THIS IS A POST ABOUT LESBIAN SEX

[barkmaxing]

My puppy rizz is so strong they love how I get all breathy and whimpery and can’t make a cohesive sentence when I get riled up they think it’s so fun to tease me till I’m whimpering m so attractive for that

[geezmarty]

A kiss at long rest may be quite continental 💎✨

[gay-fae]

hey shout out of recognition and validation to all the queer people who didn’t exhibit many queer behaviors or have queer many experiences when they were young!! shout out to trans women and trans men who didn’t feel bad about or uncomfortable with their AGAB when they were younger and didn’t gravitate toward the “opposite side of things”. shout out to nonbinary and genderfluid ppl who felt content with their AGAB all of their childhood or even teen and adults years. shout out to lesbians who didn’t have any crushes on girls growing up and liked traditionally feminine things and shout out to gay men who didn’t have any crushes on boys growing up and liked traditionally masculine things. shout out to bi and pan and omni people who only had hetero attractions growing up. shout out to aros and aces who thought they experienced crushes or attraction or whatever while growing up and didn’t feel excluded by being surrounded by allo people. shout out to literally any queer people who didn’t “show the signs” growing up because that can make you feel invalidated or worried that you’re faking it and you shouldn’t feel worried about that! When we say that everyone’s journey and experience is different, that includes you!! Happy pride month <3

[dingledraw]

League of their own au, based on an ask from @averageambivert 🫶. Antonia Crowley plays for ‘The Devils😈’ and Azariyah Fell plays for ‘The Angels 😇’ so It’s a ‘enemies to lovers’ type of au (but a speedrun cause I don’t like too much conflict lol).

This Aziraphale doesn’t really know how to navigate interactions with someone she finds attractive 🙈

[sigmahimejoshi]

You're stressed? Why dont you get high for me so you can be vulnerable and easy to manipulate while I fuck you better? The weed will make you warm and fuzzy and I can fuck all of the bad thoughts out of you head so you'll just feel fuzzy and not have a single important thought!

[daphnalia]

and they were galpals