#this FEELS right

[tookmybeansattheborder]

Recently found that I'm asexual and don't care so much for sexual things. I enjoy sex but not all the time. I'd prefer to just pleasure my partner then have it myself but occasionally if my sexual battery is fully charged then I'll be okay with it but I prefer to just be cuddly and stuff.

[themistymountainscold]

izzy: *turns on the kitchen light*

ed: *sitting on top of the table, eating bread* 

izzy: edward it’s the middle of the night. 

ed: turn the light back off.

[jakascoo]

Damian: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Jon: That doesn't exist. Damian: Not with that attitude.

[wormdebut]

Eddie always teases Steve by screaming singing Centerfold at him, because “My baby is hotter than any playboy bunny.”

Steve is always super embarrassed and blushy and Eddie thinks it’s adorable.

Until, Eddie ends up doing a spicy lil spread for a magazine that did an article on him and his new album.

These days you never miss Steve humming along to “Nana Nananana My Angel is The Centerfold”

The spread is framed above their bed it’s a whole thing.

[james-sunshine-potter]

James manspreads. He would. Like all the time, any time he could.

Unless someone was sitting next to him, then he crossed his legs. But in a dad way.

Yk like this

Manspreading without man spreading

[thychesters]

i'm glad the first thing luffy did when he broke into impel down was start a gang and a few prison riots

[ghostampede]

the best thing about vashmeryl is just. they’re so. i love you through it all. at the end of the day when life beats you down, i will be here with a smile and a hug and remind you that i will always be here for you and you are worthy of love and comfort. when the world’s against you, just hold my hand. through thick and thin.

[lynxindisguise]

feeling fruity 🍑

ty for the tag @plecotusauritus I always wanted to be a fruit!

tagging @fruityindividual @polaroidcats @babblingflowers @colgatebluemintygel @kaaaaaaarf @kaleidoscopexsighs @greengrug

[princessg3rard]

im literally unable to stop drawing gee in vintage clothing (mainly dresses but omg this one work suit I found ?? gold) I am obsessed with her in dior new look :DDD

@i-know-honey you have given me total brainrot this is so ur fault

[lenakluthor]

i’ve heard “rolling” and “mark” and “quiet on set!” and “action!” a million times today and still i smile every single time i can’t believe i wasted so much time not pursuing this because it’s “not a real job”

[themistymountainscold]

wrecker: i don’t know, it’s nice to be wanted.

echo: not by the empire!

[twosomeofcuteness]

Sometimes, I'm convinced there's a bunch of tiny people in my uterus who are stabbing me with their tiny knives.

[woahjo]

katsuki "that's my wife" bakugou while he looks at the paparazzi like they're stupid even though he never even told the media he was dating in the first place

[bestsincedayone]

ahem...

[penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes]

Rilla: I don't know about you guys but my favorite crime is arson

[raccooninthedaytime]

Im like if you ordered a girl but asked for the girl on the side