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#this better be a random ship generator#what are we doing#don’t even get me started on perpollo#but POSEIDON#when I said I don’t ship shame I lied#this is the exception to that rule#I repeat what are we doing#atp close the books bc you don’t even deserve them#pjo#pjo ships#ship bashing#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#percy x apollo#percy x poseidon#percy x kronos#heroes of olympus#pjo bad ships#this is the definition of a bad ship#hoo#kronos pjo#pjo poseidon#pjo zeus#it’s pedophilic#I’ve read a fic where a fouresome where Percy and Sally were involved#never again#that was the day I officially quit Wattpad#I searched up percy/ and this is what popped up#jail
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in much the same way as you can breed jobs into dogs, the average cat is born unemployed
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Happy Valentines Day fellow mentally ill people (he doesn't even like burgers btw)
#aa#ace attorney#simon blackquill#fanart#(kind of..lol)#i actually dont think this format is a meme ill make an exception for the no meme rule just this once if it is
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Most dog skeletons are mounted incorrectly with the shoulder and hip sockets at equal level. in reality, when living dogs are in motion the hip joint should be aligned near the centre-top of the scapula:
angulation of the scapula and radius+ulna should stay parallel with each other in motion, so does the femur and hocks.
(from Martin Fischer and Karin Lilje's research using XROMM rotoscoping from Dogs in Motion)
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au; Kid is a bit less orderly than how Death made him to be. Or Kid and Blackstar are mad
Dialogue in Yukio Mishima, Confessions of a Mask (pg.82)
#or both kid and blackstar are unbalanced#kid was created for symmetry/balance but when you scale him in another direction just a bit he’s unfit to rule the world w/ blackstar#no god has ever not misused their position in some way and kid is no exception#they fight like it’s a sport#anyways I love them in a fucked up way#there’s like a lil more to it but it’s too long to explain#I made this specifically for myself it is self indulgent but I also like deathstar so please take it from my hands#soul eater#death the kid#dtk#black star#deathstar#soul eater black star#soul eater fanart#kidstar#death star#artist on tumblr#digital art#comic#fanart#myart
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A lil goofy comic :>
#adventure time#adventure time simon#adventure time fanart#fan art#fanart#simon and marcy#simon petrikov#simon art#marcy#marceline#marceline the vampire queen#i remember you#hambo#adventure time fionna and cake#fionna and cake#fionna the human#simon is marcy's dad now i dont make the rules#except i do
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Let’s amp up the “Jason says ow and the batfam thinks he must be gravely injured” headcanon.
Jason calls Bruce or Dick for fun and says nothing but “goodbye” before hanging up (maybe it’s a dare by Roy who TOTALLY suspects the reaction Jay is gonna get).
Ten minutes late the entire Justice League is scouring Gotham, on the hunt for Jason.
#someone is stuck on Bat-sitting duty#meaning someone is tasked to watch Batman in case he tries to skimp on his no kill rule again#person in question is hyper aware Bruce definitely has ten different ways to taoe them down instantly#it’s not a fun situation for anybody#except for Jason#who’s getting ready for bed totally convinced all he’s gonna get the next day is an annoyed bat lecture#meanwhile every JLA member and their sidekick on the hunt for red hood#hoping they’ll find him (alive!) before they have a rogue batman on their hands#or a rogue batfamily in general#the rest aren’t looking too sane right now either oops#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#robin#bruce wayne#ghost talks#tim drake#red hood#batman#batdad#Damian wayne#alfred pennyworth
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"Rhaenyra tried to put bastards on the throne"

#no like fr who tf cares#except of misogynistic bitches who hate to see woman win#like i'm really sorry that jacaerys targaryen at age 14 was more competent to rule westeros than your favs ever#go cry about it#house of the dragon#hotd#rhaenyra targaryen#fire and blood#jacaerys targaryen#pro rhaenyra targaryen#anti team green#jacaerys velaryon
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I love lesbians. I love lesbians who have prescriptions for hormones (any kind). I love lesbians who use pronouns (any kind). I love people of lesbian-adjacent genders and sexualities (any kind). I love lesbians who are into kink and BDSM and leather. I tap my "this is a lesbian pervert blog" sign. Love u, cherish u, get freaky with it
#there are no rules here except be excellent to each other#if youre a gender cop i block! its simple math!
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I don't think suffering leads to the creation of a more moral person by default--there are all kinds of cruel ways human psychology navigates trauma, creating cycles of abuse--but the most notably openly, gleefully cruel people I can think of do seem to have been handed everything on a silver platter, and are fundamentally disconnected from reality as a result.
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Season 1 Favorite Outfits: ☆ Chase / Deacon / Buddy / Prunella
#Cinderella boy#cinderella boy punko#Chase hollow#(like and follow)#the outfits are in no particular order#except I think his outfit from Rules of Engagement is THE BEST#it’s common knowledge that his hoodie is the True number 1#but I always draw him in that#more to come as I draw them :3#Holly draws#my art
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'He would not fucking say that' only it's 'That child would not speak in full fucking sentences.'
#basic rule of thumb is two year olds are expected to be able to use TWO words in a row.#some can do more. some can do less.#but please assume that if a child is under three they are not speaking thoughts more complex than 'I want that' or 'I am [sad/hungry/mad]'#Occassionally you'll hear a pretty complex thought like 'It's snowing outside!' but that's only certain kids#If they draw your attention to something it's usually just the word 'LOOK' and a bunch of pointing#If they're upset words go completely out the window and you'll just hear crying/screaming. possibly the word 'no' or 'Mama' or 'Daddy'#Kids tend to say 'mama' or 'daddy' even if those people aren't in the immediate area#Tho I have had the hilarious experience of hearing an angry kid loudly scream for his older sister#are there exceptions to the rule? yes of course#also: most kids understand social cues before they can actively participate in them#So for instance when I put on my coat they all start yelling 'Bye Maggie!' even if I am actively having a conversation#They also know that it's typical to greet someone when they come in the door but they don't know WHEN or HOW#which results in them just. Yelling your name at you when you come in the room. Sometimes they'll say 'MAGGIE HERE.'#When the phone rings they yell 'HELLO??' at it.
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saying this out loud so i can be held accountable but i am starting a No White Background challenge for myself….. even if it’s plain, it just can’t be pure white…!! wish me luck!! i’m gonna die!!!!!!
#locking in For Real#except on my sketch account i’m allowed to do whatever there no rules#nok talks#pls join me in spirit ..
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no thoughts. just kdj embarrassing himself.
#orv#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#orv spoilers#kind of?#joongdok#leafy scribbles#omniscient reader's viewpoint#convo context is that yjh has managed to break kdj's 'but that's gay. and i'm not gay' wall except now he's stuck on the—#'but think of the ethics.' wall of denial kdj edition#also shhh dont ask how theyre communicating ✨ we make our own rules. our own canon here ✨#hsy would be proud of me. i think.
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Batman: I will repeat myself, since it seems that you do not understand. No metahuman in my city.
Green Lantern (Jordan): So what is THIS?
Two kids flying around Batman, laughing, humming "grandpa, grandpa~", and playing with the "ears" in Batman's uniform.
The older one looks like Conner and Tim, the younger is like Jon and Damian.
Batman: Two exceptions.
#Bruce Wayne's No Metahumans in Gotham City Rule#but every rule has an exception#in this case there are two#batlantern#batfamily#timkon#damijon#It was definitely Lex and Talia who made the children#bruce wayne#hal jordan#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes
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holy sextet pokemon teams
#puella magi madoka magica#mahou shoujo madoka magica#pmmm#madomagi#pokemon#madoka kaname#homura akemi#sayaka miki#kyouko sakura#mami tomoe#nagisa momoe#the rest were fairly easy but i really struggled with mami's team for some reason#i usually make it a rule to not include any legendaries but i made an exception for madohomu for obvious reasons#i wanna put together teams for some of the magireco girls too
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