Irma: you know, I admire a man who's big enough to admit he's made a mistake. Maybe we could talk about it over dinner?- h-hello, hello?
April: new boyfriend?
Irma: no, wrong number.
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no because Teen Wolf is so funny even just in the first episode. “My mom does the grocery shopping” as a response to Jackson asking him about his “juice” Mr.McCall u cant be serious. The flips. Derek standing behind them in the wolves while Scott complains about his inhaler costing a lot. Its just perfect.
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Q: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
A: A sparrow with a machine gun.
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In an astonishing amount of one piece content, there is a certain mannerism of Sabo that I find very humorous.
In almost everything he is written in, he:
Shows up,
Does what he needs to do,
says hi to luffy,
And then fucks off immediately.
Man does not linger. Mans is a master of the Irish goodbye.
Like I understand he’s just there for a couple seconds of fan service, but it happens so often that at this point it’s just turned into a very funny character trait.
Like okay bye, I guess.
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