#todd grande

[expfcultragreen]

All my homies hate todd grande

[servetolive]

I fucking love Dr. Grande lmao

[rubydubydoo122]

Robin!Jason, Dying: Honestly, this isn't even the most traumatic thing that has happened to me.

The Joker: Excuse me? this is so traumatic. I'm about to blow you up.

Robin!Jason: I was homeless at 9, a pasty man with a crowbar isn't really that scary compared to the streets of crime alley

[thatsnotahoodjason]

bruce allowing a reporter to do an article on him and wayne manor. so he shows the reporter around, and shows them the kids bedrooms.

starting with dick's old room, its fairly messy with a lot of photos of his friends and gym equipment. the reporter makes a joke about how most of the photos are redheads. bruce explains how dick stays here a lot so he leaves a lot of his stuff here but doesn't actually live here anymore.

then they go to jason's room where bruce just pretends to be super sad the whole time. emotional moment. the reporter like, gets down on her knees and does a little prayer for jason and jason is just, hiding in the cupboard trying not to laugh because he forgot he wasn't meant to be here today.

then tim's room. where tim is currently playing video games with cassie, bart, and conner. the reporter makes a comment about the bi flag above his bed and tim just stares at her threateningly in case she was about to say something homphobic, the distraction causes tim to die in the game, kon starts to swear as he was teamed up with tim, making bruce threaten to call his dad (kon: which one?) the room is also an absolute tip, and bruce basically just argues with tim about tidying up.

then to duke's room, which he has only just started moving into so its filled with boxes, but it is very overwhelmingly yellow and a little banner on the door that says "y'all need therapy, not me tho. im totally fine." and the door is covered in bee stickers (courtesy of steph, damian, and tim)

then to damian's room, where he is very casually sitting stiffly on his bed with a sword. the reporter is just. very confused. and damian turns his head and tells bruce to kick tim's friends out the house, and bruce is just like, "you're meant to be in school!?" and damian just utters the word "useless" and just carries on staring at his sword until they leave.

they then go to cass' room which has a little flippable picture of her (one side is her smiling, and the other is her with an angry face- basically just telling ppl if she wants them coming in the room- the sign is on the angry face one) and they enter to find her making out with steph. a lot of awkwardness and panic. steph goes on a rant about privacy and disrespect for wlw couples and calls bruce an "entitled, homophobic, billionaire brat." bruce makes them leave the door partially open and cass just rolls her eyes then shuts it fully when they've left.

later on in the tour, they go to the library and jason is just there reading. so jason does an absolutely terrible english accent and pretends to be alfred's grandson, offering them tea and calling them tossers. the reporter somehow buys it tho and they move on.

in the kitchens is duke, kate, and dick arguing about who's actually been kicked out the kitchen as someone threw away the list of ppl with kitchen bans. so now dick is burning stuff in the oven which kate is trying to salvage and its basically that scene in community and they're just full on panicking.

in the living room is luke helping to fix a wheel on barbara's chair. haley (dog) is scratching the sofa while trying to get into a comfy sleeping spot and a very disturbing horror film is playing on the tv super loudly. while bruce and the reporter are in the room, the main character survives and luke and barbara boo the tv repeatedly.

then when the reporter is leaving, alfred is behind them as they go out the front door, holding onto a cow with damian behind him shouting at him for not letting him have the cow inside.

the reporter is just. so so confused. she never goes back to the manor and doesn't submit the report because who would actually believe this is the bruce wayne's daily life??

[fanaticalthings]

I know Wayne Manor probably looks as normal as possible to avoid visitors suspecting the family's past time activities..

but also I highly doubt Bruce was able to avoid making some obscure changes to the Manor just based on the fact that his children are fucking feral.

Some of the windows are either boarded up, or have cages on them from the inside, and to an onlooker, they'll probably think "Oh those poor kids, being caged inside like animals, unable to get fresh air. I always knew that Wayne guy was sketchy. "

but it's literally just because his kids won't stop launching themselves head-first out of the windows whenever Bruce is mid lecture. doesn't matter if they're on the 4th floor.

sometimes visitors will get a closer look at the inside of the place and see a lot of things baby proofed, which is weird because "Aren't all of Wayne's kids old enough to not get themselves hurt like babies do?"

No, Sharon, do not underestimate the power of 6 hyperactive children combined in a room together, they will absolutely get themselves hurt in some way.

some furniture and objects are just straight up bolted to the floor, and everyone just assumes Bruce is a perfectionist or a micromanager, but Bruce literally had no other option since his fucking kids keep throwing shit at each other, and sometimes they just do it to get the other's attention or because they just felt like it. Sometimes they'll even throw each other

I just need some DC comics that acknowledge that the Manor has some additional features that were integrated after Bruce's countless experiences with each new weird ass child he gains.

[oifaaa]

"I just think his [Jasons] motivations are a bit stupid, why get mad at Bruce about getting a new Robin when hes the second Robin, it doesn't make a lot of sense"

Yeah weird that it's almost like Jason was already mad at Bruce long before he found out about Tim and his overall motivations were 99% to do with Bruce and very little about Tim

[p1nkshield]

Before the Robining

Alfred: …

Bruce: … [typing on the bat computer]

Alfred: it is awfully quiet isn’t it?

Bruce: [Stops typing] …yeah

Years later

Dick: I bet you can’t climb to the top of the dinosaur before I can!

Damian: tt! I am above such childish bets.

Stephanie: Sounds like excuses to me lil’ man!

Jason: c’mon Steph, nobody expects a six month old to be able to climb anything. Don’t goad him into it he’ll just hurt himself.

Damian: I am also above being manipulated by facetious reverse psychology!

Duke: you’re currently walking towards the dinosaur dude.

Damian: AM NOT!

Dick: No cheating, no grappling! 3! 2! 1! Go!

Cass in two seconds: I win 😊 🎉

*various sounds of exasperation, questions about the source of the party popper and sore losing*

Tim: Maybe I should sleep because I swear I’m seeing Cass on the t-Rex and Dick covered in confetti. Oh wait no that’s normal never mind.

Alfred: This is not at all what I meant Bruce.

[ky-landfill]

Absolutely love your art!! if you’re feeling it, could we get some Jason & Bruce reconciliation please?

[unsafescapewolf]

Summer Kofi doodles part 11!

[panakina]

Maybe I’m just too attached to comic, but i don’t buy Bruce’s speech at the end of the UtRH movie.

The whole speech about not being able to come back from it if he killed joker, he’s too calm and controlled, it sounds rehearsed to me. I could picture him saying that weeks early but not in that moment.

I vastly prefer the overwhelming emotion shutting down any sensible debate like it goes in the comic: The face of his dead son is in front of him demanding he break his vows and kill his worst enemy. Throwing all his Worst trauma in his face, After weeks of Bruce losing control of the very city those vows are meant to protect, after being forced into a vicious fight with said dead son. This isn’t the time for Making a Case for Restraint, this is the time for freaking the fuck out and throwing a batarang without thinking it through. This is the time for Batman’s iron will to crack.

[randomrottmntscreenshots]

[expfcultragreen]

Wow this guy is even dumber than i thought

Jesus christ

His argument is basically "apple and oranges are both fruit so you can treat them the same" and its like brother you go ahead and bite into the peel of an orange, I'll watch.

"Race is socially constructed and so is gender so logically they are the same and transitioning is the same in either case" is what he said. He's ignoring everything more detailed about the categories than that they are both social constructs.

[tarriecat]

In the sea of this man's absolutely mindboggling takes and also very good lessons learned about critical thinking and queer creators and all kinds of stuff

I feel like not enough people are talking about how

JAMES SOMERTON THINKS GARY OLDMAN WAS THE FIRST SEXUAL DRACULA

And as someone whose only posts that broke 1k notes have been related to Dracula, I felt a duty to make sure I pointed that out. (It's in Todd's video.)

[k2ntoss]

jason todd loves listening to ariana grande, he sings her songs in a slutty tone and NOT A FUCKING SOUL will change my damn mind

[marshmallow---pillow]

Loving Me Is A Double-edged Sword (No One Can Make It Out Alive)

Word Count: ~200 words

Warnings: Serious Injury

Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, POV Jason Todd, Jason Todd is Arkham Knight, Set during the invasion For @antiaffliction

"Make it stop—", Nightwing's hyperventilating, trying to take off his own skin, clawing uselessly at the soaked Kevlar of his suit. Knight's tempted to leave him as he is. He feels a touch of schadenfreude at the state of the man. Gasping like a fish out of water, calling for a savior that never comes.

But then Nightwing slips out a Baterang, and Jason's grappling to the rooftop before he even registers pulling out the gun. He overshoots, and the impact jars him to his aching bones. But he doesn't let himself register it, speeding towards his stupid br— the stupid vigilante, before he can claw his flesh off and croak from shock and blood loss.

But he's not fast enough, the Baterang glints as Dick lifts it up to claw off whatever phantoms are crawling up his arms. He sees the platinum-tungsten alloy glint. Sees it cut the air. Sees it slash through his brother's arm.

Blood rushes out immediately-in pulsing bursts. And he's wrestling the stupid vigilante to the ground, trying to wrench the weapon from his soaked hands. The Nightwing suit has a higher traction than the rest of their suits, for grip. And It isn't easy. Blood keeps spurting with each movement as he pins Nightwing to the ground. Nightwing lets out a guttural scream, like an animal caught in a trap.

"Stay. Still", Nightwing' s movements are growing lethargic, faltering.

"Get off me, Get off me"

"Stay still, Dickhead, I'm trying to help you", Dick freezes, he feels his muscles lock in rigor.

"Jay?"

His voice is a rasp, small and breakable in a way that makes him want to—use the same Baterang to tear his larynx out-so he never makes it again. (Doesn't itch at his wretched heart in that God awful way again)

"Jaybird?"

"Shut the fuck up", he grits out. And he wants to excise his own traitorous throat so it never sounds that broken again.

"Jay, I'm so sorry"

He's packing more, and more gauze into the puncture. But the bandages keep growing bloodier.

Nightwing's blubbering now, "Jay, I looked for you, I never stopped looking for you, I'm so sorry, I tried, I tried so hard—"

(Title from poetry by Fatima Aamer Bilal)

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[puppetmaster13u]

DC AU Idea

Imagine if after coming back to life and being dunked in the Lazarus Pits, Jason can see ghosts. The pit rage is all the ghosts possessing him and trying to get revenge on their killers. A lot of them were killed by the joker and aren’t taking no for an answer, no matter who is in their way.  The only reason they don’t immediately do so is that they remember Robin, they remember Jason, and they don’t want to hurt him. It’s hard to remember that he’s alive again and cannot do the same things they can.