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demonicsuffrage · 1 month ago

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By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Expertise can't help you here.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #falin touden #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.

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bodhimcbodeface · 2 years ago

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I really think they need to start teaching kids in schools that most blind people can see a little bit, most deaf people can hear a little bit, and most wheelchair users can walk a little bit. And they are still disabled.

#I’ve tried explaining this to kids before and they’re always surprised #sometimes adults too!!

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proxythe · 5 months ago

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as long as ur my partner in time >_>

#my art #arcane #jayvik #jayce talis #viktor #viktor arcane #jayce is so hozier coded it makes me genuinely nauseous #being a hozier fan & then being introduced to jv was like being shot 500 times in the chest and 80 in the head #theyre taking ovr my body & im just letting it happen #anyways. tried a different spin on post canon jv #kept viks body & gave him longer hair. he is so beautiful #but let it be known they still abide by thr They Respawn in a Field of Flowers Next to a Random Village flavor of post canon #i gave him his beauty mark back too which is equally as important to mention as everything else

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wasabi-gumdrop · 1 year ago

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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prlssprfctn · 5 months ago

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Bruce, glaring at suspiciously silent Jason, while the entire family dinner is in chaos: Are you okay? You hadn't join your siblings in... (gestures at screaming kids and Alfred, who tries to deal with a random fire in the room) ...causing a chaos.

Jason, vigorously texting someone over the phone: Yeah, uh, I am kinda just live streaming all that happens here to my parents. That's funnier.

Bruce: Oh, okay.

Bruce, after a second: Wait, what?

Bruce, glaring in his phone: IS THAT TALIA AND HARVEY?

Meanwhile, in Jason's phone:

Groupchat: Better parents

Jason: lol, damian just jumped on tim.

Harvey aka. the contact named Dad 3: What about Alfie? Had he finally dealt with that fire in the room?

Talia aka. the contact named Mom 3: I hope my son wins. 💚

Jason: LOL FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID BRUCE IS TWEAKING

Harvey and Talia at the same time: Yay

#harvey is bored asf in arkham and his son tries to entertain him #talia is done w ra's dementia she needs distraction too #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #bruce wayne #batfamily #batman #batfam #talia al ghul #harvey dent

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heavyheavycream · 6 months ago

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feedist kinktober 27 : boozy belly

this was one of the first things i wrote about em. i'm not the best at writing dialogues so i hope it's not to clunky, enjoy!

#jfcccc #this took 12h to do xAx #er yeah i've reread myself too many times and i dunno if the conversation flows as smoothly as i wish it could #also i tried to fo something when butter is drunk #like he speaks slurred words with spelling mistakes #i dunno if it actually works or if its cringe #i'll let yall tell me!#also slimmer Jam is cuuuute #look at all that relationship weight she packed on <3 #heavyheavycream #ask #butter_and_jam #feedist kinktober #feedist kinktober 2024 #comics #vanilla comics

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marthajefferson · 6 months ago

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The three primary uses of masks in film are entertainment, disguise and protection. From ancient Greek plays through Japanese Noh theater, masks are deeply intertwined in the universal language of entertainment and ritual, and its power as a transformative tool is so ritualized and timeworn that it is the unofficial logo for an entire artform. Since theater was an influence on early motion pictures (consider the framing and gestural acting of silent film), it figures that masks would be smuggled into movies, and some of the most enduring images from film history are now associated with masks. —Alex Vlahov

V for Vendetta (2005), The Mask (1961), The Mummy Returns (2001), Emerald City s01e06 (2016), Black Orpheus (1959), Judex (1963), The Man in the Iron Mask (1998), Kingdom of Heaven (2005), Eyes Without A face (1960), Eyes Wide Shut (1999), Squid Game s01e07 (2021), Knights of the Zodiac (2023), Onibaba (1964), Scream (1996)