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The villain froze. “Wait. . .was that-”
The villain’s sidekick looked at the waiter, who was walking away from their table. “The hero, undercover, intent on taking you down? Yes, it was.”
“So-” the villain cleared their throat, “so when they were flirting with me just now. . .”
The villain’s sidekick rolled their eyes. Of course the villain chose the worst person in the world to have a crush on.
#villain x hero#hero x villain#my prompts#hero prompt#villain prompt#writeblr#funny#it’s canon that this villain and this hero are the same#as the ones from prompt 499#two disasters
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He woke up and chose violence...
#tobirama senju#madara uchiha#hashirama senju#hashimada#naruto fanart#naruto#doodles#imagine the founding fathers of konoha are just two disaster homosexuals and one guy having to listen to their shit#funny as hell if u ask me#narutito
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girls r fighting
#mha#bnha#mha fanart#dabihawks#hotwings#dabi#hawks#touya todoroki#keigo takami#toukei#keitou#pinkart#yeah…. this is some gay shit forreal#i missed drawing these two#disaster men
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thank you rook for putting some enrichment (solas) in hawke's enclosure (the fade)
(commission info // tip jar!)
#solas can only speak to the two most annoying disaster bisexuals in all of thedas. apt punishment#dragon age#solas#hawke#garrett hawke#m!hawke#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age 2#dragon age veilguard#dav#datv#da2#my doods
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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵
#inspired on that scene from howls moving castle#ode to all of u who had a crush on him when ur were like 12#zuko#lee from the teashop#if i hid a sokka there what r u gonna do abt it#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko atla#atla zuko#theres also mai and those two girls u know the ones#cont of that last post perhaps???#he is a bi disaster to me#i actually hate the colors green is so hard to coordinate wtf#dood
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@yellow-rose-embalmer replied:
"You know how quickly that can change—how quickly you can change that." It's a sentence, spoken in an empty, matter of fact way, that slips out before he can stop it, before he can bite his tongue and remind himself this is not what is desirable to hear right now. (Even if it is true.) "...Apologies for that. As well as for... being difficult. I hope not to do so in the future." "Glory, ruin... it's not like anyone will see things the same way. But... you still have to act, right? If... if I don't, I'll never reach anyone. I couldn't stand that." What he knows is a kindness is deemed a malice by so many, it hurts. But it's fine, right? He knows death better than they do, anyhow. Ah, past shadows. Is that not what Aesop knows best, to follow the guidance of such things for they are what he has learned? For he has never known how to take a lead? He seems a little warmer as he speaks "...I assure you, the shadows of my past are kinder than you think. Hardly... shadows at all. And yes, they take my hand as I walk through life, but I have become someone who can aid people in turn because of them. It's the best outcome. As such... it's my duty to reach anyone I can. Even if they don't get it, even if they curse me, I have to help them. It would be selfish to only help people who liked me, hm?"
This man was dense beyond saving. Madness did truly run through him. Or rather delusion, but the difference mattered little. Especially with one so dense.
“If shadows were kind, one would not call them shadows but guardian angels”, the Bloody stated condescendingly, disgust clear on his face. Whatever this man had lived through, it most certainly has left him scarred. And he seemingly considered that a blessing. What a fool! A lunatic! Burdening himself with the wishes of those who haunted him...
“But who am I to judge?”
The vampire shrugged. He grew bored. No food. No teasing. No improvement. Just this lost case with issues Bloody has left behind him decades ago. What was he even doing here?
One hand on was resting on his hip, the other dangled lazily. He flexed his fingers, ran them across the fabric of his coat and started toying with the embroidery of his fabric. His eyes scanned the room, searching for entertainment.
A sigh. Or was it a small yawn?
“At least you got something that you want to do in life, I suppose.”
“Yellow roses, huh? Why though? Red is a much more alluring colour!”
~ @idv-crescent-moon
"...I have found that it doesn't suit me. I am hardly... alluring, as you put it." He tries and fails to keep himself from muttering a "I'm not sure if I want to be..." as he steps backward slightly. Deep, bright red. It's a color he knows is popular, but... "It isn't like the color changes the scent and the petals' softness and the thorns that inevitably line the stem, though... right?"
#idv crescent moon#yellow rose embalmer replies#two disasters#i love how they are so similar but totally different tho#bloody sees his old self there#goes no thanks#but like#in an angy way#cuz he isn't actually over... anything?#is great#bish is salty
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Meanwhile with the bicker brigade...
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#art#chara#susie deltarune#so these two are stuck together#if that ain't a recipe for disaster then i dunno what is#brain vs brawn are clashing once more#though it is interesting that they got lost so quickly#it was like someone made them get lost on purpose#hmmmm...#yep i was right for not liking this place#wait so does that mean that ralsei is all alone#well... i guess he's used to that
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Have a gifset of a cougar wreaking havoc on my housebuilding
(shameless plug in case anyone wants to see the full video)
#I finally#FINALLY#got to epilogue#and this is how the game repays me#it was such a disaster#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead 2#charles smith#john marston#rdr2 uncle#rdr2 spoiler#rdr2 spoilers#spoilers#red dead#red dead fandom#red dead redemption two#rdr#red dead redemption#gifset#gif#gifs
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Based on hollow mind by @crows-murder
Thanks for the inspiration and a lot of pain)
Here is a version without a shield (it doesn't make sense but I just like it. You can see the fear in Leo's eyes much clearer>:3)

Aaand the original sketch (which I also like so I'm showing it to you)

#tw blood#tw guns#oh no the government found them!#my art#art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt donnie#rise donnie#disaster twins#rise disaster twins#i'm really proud of this one#it took me two days and it was totally worth it#third time trying to figure out backgrounds woohoo#i was feeling like reading hurt/comfort fics that evening#and found this perfection#i took some artistic liberties here and there#cause i didn't have the text with me at the moment so i was drawing based purely on feelings#so many inaccuracies lol
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Narrator: They were not, in fact, window washers.
#I love how done Obi-Wan is#that is the face of a boy who has had it with improvisation#no wonder he couldn’t take it with Anakin#these two are such a disaster (affectionate)#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#qui gon and obi wan#the aurorient express#star wars comics#Star Wars
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#zuko#sokka#zukka#turtle ducks#mama turtleduck zuko#disaster sokka#the likes in my last two zuko fanarts motivated me to make something bigger#not going to lie it took me so much time but it was worth it#i tried to stick to the same art style as the series#i have no idea how this came out so soft#they are 18 here#i don't have more context for this.#avatar the last airbender
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how predictable am I? very. VERY predictable. of course the happier!au consumed my mind immediately
#my art#my doodles#arcane#zaundads#vanco#arcane vander#arcane silco#arcane powder#arcane jinx#technically powder but ya’know#loved the idea of these two middle aged fucked up disasters together since s1 but s2 left me no choice at all#gonna also tag#arcane spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#specifically for michela — in case you have these tags blocked#dunno but gonna be safe about it anyway!!
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GOOBER TIME
For a while now I've been utterly enamored with the Sky: children of the light design framework and wanted to make a sky costume for eons but could never settle on an outfit (´°ω°`) but! staring down the barrel of autumn, it nudged me into settling on a fall-ish outfit set!!
"picking out" the outfit was a lot of fun. i say picking out in quotes because you might note that uuuuhhhhhhh a lot of what i made isn't actually an in game cosmetic haha (they're all based on actual collectables i swear)
about the costume itself: the mask is made of 8mm EVA foam painted with acrylics. I got the baby smooth finish by priming with PVA glue, painting in thin acrylic layers, doing 4 gloss clear coats, and a final layer of matte sealant (mr super clear). when the lights are on i have literally zero visibility so the eyes are interchangeable!
The cape and staff sash are made of red neoprene scuba and dual tone red and black fur (the burgundy arctic alaskan husky long pile fur line from big Z). I used satins, chiffons, and a linen for the rest of the apparel. I also used fairy lights in the fur and a clear ornament for the neck detail.
#my cosplay#costuming#cosplay#sky children of the light#sky cotl#im. OK with this one#which lordy i will take the past two costumes were emotional disasters
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OHMIGOSH IT'S HIM IT'S HIM
*high pitched screaming*
-two idiotic Jupiter Jim fans
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#i wanted to draw the two idiots happy#for a change you know#abbeyofcyn art
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Wanting to leave the council (and Mel) at the drop of a hat because he realised his place is in the lab (and with Viktor), but realising just too late and loosing him in the process due to the repercussions of not choosing him earlier (what happened with Skye and his night with Mel). Jayce Talis the bisexual disaster you are.
#seriously that whole part felt like it was him choosing between the two#and choosing the right person at the wrong time#and being clearly still distraught after it still sleeping in the lab next to Vik’s cocoon#like he cares for both of them so much but is conflicted#this man is the true disaster bi and I cannot be convinced otherwise#affection held them together but Jay only realised this after Vik no longer felt it due to the augmentations#I’m completely normal about these two why do you ask#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#arcane league of legends#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce league of legends#jayce lol#jayce x mel#jayce x viktor#viktor#viktor arcane#viktor league of legends#viktor lol#arcane viktor#machine herald#jayvik#mel arcane#arcane mel#mel medarda#rach rambles
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Two Hearts Beat as One
T.W Some Blood
Me: Gotta get the burning question, 'Is Mikey okay?' out of the way...
Everyone Else: BUT WHAT ABOUT LEO?!?!???!??!!!
Last =+= Next
#rottmnt#riseofthetmnt#saverottmnt#fanfiction#comic#angst#rise donnie#rise leo#rise raph#rise mikey#disaster twins#tw blood#donnie angst#leo angst#two hearts beat as one#thbo au
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