#until someone tells him to

[mail-posting]

still thinking abt the wreck that is train!andrew's office once he falls asleep at the desk tbh because godd i love imagining messy workaholic offices

conductors also kind of do everything on the train, like they oversee the other train employees, take payments for boarding, check the tickets, make sure passengers are safe and comfortable, etc etc so he is. SO exhausted probably

i think bc to me this andrew is kind of. stoic and polite (he would still melt if you were nice to him i think) he doesn't have many signs other than getting slightly more unkempt and i think his hands shake REALLY bad w sleep deprivation, or he seems like he's focusing on not literally just crinkling to the ground and fifudhf anywaybi really like traindrew

i watched about 22 mins of the first murder on the nord express gameplay vid btw and i'm gonna cry both victor and andrew are so djfjfj

Exactly!!

[um-weird-flex-but-ok]

Jace is out here saying “Lady Mysaria” like it’s a slur and honestly fair, because if my step dads former mistress who also happened to be the former head of my home towns crime syndicate, randomly showed up and started fucking my mum - whispering in her ear about giving random poor people our pure breed war machines in the name of woke and war crimes - I’d be pretty pissed too. And that's not even accounting for the disaster that was his mum's last sapphic love affair.

If anyone deserves the right to be a little homophobic it's Jace.

[lazylittledragon]

ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

[aroaceleovaldez]

underappreciated Nico detail that I like - he seems to be an angry crier! very frequently he's angry when he cries and he cries when he's extremely angry. very AuDHD of him. emotional regulation sucks my guy and he's just going through it.

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

Try these out!

[lunart-06]

Harhar this is just an art trade with @/limitxdespair I try multiple new things for this one as experiment. I can't keep looking at it cause the more I look the more I feel like something's off ajdbshhddjh

Bonus doodle cause I cannot contain the silliness in me

[demonboyhalo]

it's simultaneously baffling and yet so on brand that Ranboo keeps ending up in these situations. like yeah of course they're so socially awkward that, when a security guard for the genloss set angrily tells them to leave (the set Ranboo has 24/7 access for as, y'know, the OWNER) Ranboo would go "haha yea man my bad ill scooch on by-" and let himself get kicked out by his own security. Ranboo is the peak manifestation of a gen z teen who doesn't want to bother anyone at all costs. KING YOU WRITE THAT MAN'S CHECKS 😭

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

[cursedzucchini]

DC x DP prompt #5

This is so dumb but Danny is Bruce's uncle.

And not in the Danny is old or whatever, no, my dude is 15 looks like he's 13 and when he was running away from home, he met this really really old lady which looked at him, looked at his wounds and went "aight I'm adopting u"

Danny thought she was a ghost and this was her obsession, so imagine his surprise when it turned out that not only this lady was alive, but also supposedly from very influential family??? Danny wasn't sure Abt that one, bc he himself never heard abt these "Waynes" like that just sounds weird, but hey. It made the lady happy so.

Anyway they part ways, bc the lady only wanted to adopt not care, and Danny decides, hey now that I have a new fam, maybe i should get to know them or something?

Well imagine his surprise when he found out some guy in his fifties is supposedly his nephew and has like bazillion kids.

Idk what happens next yada yada sheniganas happen and than Danny ends up in Gotham. And meets Bruce Wayne. Who obviously sees young child w si gns of abuse, black hair, blue eyes and is immidietly like "aight I'm adopting u" (like grandma like grandson huh)

Only this time, Danny is sure he isn't a ghost, and has a counter argument "u can't adopt me I'm ur uncle" and immidietly flees bc dealing w his problems isn't something he does.

Cue confused batfam or stuff idk, I'm so tired and this is just an excuse for crack

[olliepurples]

bitches will abandon you for a century, eat your intestines with their dick and completely the cycle of abuse by becoming you, and then expect you not to eviscerate yourself in a final desperate act of love and revenge

[bitchthefuck1]

It's kind of funny that Kendall and Shiv are both equally delusional about their ability to charm people for business and somehow think they can do it even though they choke almost every single time, whereas it's like the one thing Roman is consistently good at despite being the "least legitimate" option.

I think part of this comes down to the fact that Shiv and Kendall both have very clear ideas of the versions of themselves they're trying to be and the images they're trying to project, and they're trying so hard to be seen that way that they end up coming off as a little desperate and off-putting. Meanwhile Roman "knows" that there's something wrong with him and he's worthless, so he doesn't get sucked into the trap of trying to force people to see his idea of himself and instead molds himself into whatever he thinks the other person wants from him because that's the only way he can compensate for "being him," which works very well in the short term but also means he's the least capable of maintaining any relationship for very long because he has no sense of self.

[hyunpic]

silly ✍️ clothing ✍️ items ✍️ make ✍️ hyunjin ✍️ laugh

[mikakuna]

to each their own but to see jason as anything other than someone who breaks down crying when someone is tender and loving with him is illegal

[ask-the-colony-tree-siblings]

to hunter: genuine question, did… did no one actually tell you what happened to arti’s kids?

actually, side note for arti: have you told anyone what happened to your kids?

Hunter: Nobody even told me she had kids until like, a week ago!

Arti: I told Gourmand. 

[marnorourastar]

srry i was the last anon who asked abt immoral orel, i was using slang!! i saw that in your first post about immoral orel you said that you had a lot of thoughts about it, so when i asked you to drop your thoughts, i was trying to ask you to share all your thoughts about the au

I'm SO sorry, my English is terrible ASF, SO SORRY ANON I think I should have paid more attention in English class LMAO

AND- Well here we are!!!

I'm mentioning some things to compare him to Clay and Bloberta, as he wouldn't be a Clay 2.0, but they do have a lot in common.)(Also everything is worse here lol, it doesn't seem to have a happy ending)

Okay, his hatred is more towards himself (Like Clay uh).

It's quite sad that after hating every one of his father's actions and promising not to be like him, he would only end up following the cycle, plus here Orel grew up in an environment where beatings were justified "lessons". He develops major feelings of inferiority.

And well, I don't know if I said it in another post, but while in the "Original Story", Orel would allow his parents to visit his two children, in "Immoral Orel", Orel would distance himself completely from Clay, but would still keep in touch with Bloberta to hear about him (Yes, it shows he didn't make a change, and just did what Clay did with Arthur).

Regarding his relationship with Christina, he would be in love with her. He would only feel miserable feeling like he doesn't actually deserve her, being a distant husband often. Also, I feel that the need for control in Christina would be too great, making Orel follow everything she says, why do I say that Christina has a huge obsession with control?, well because in the show it shows how Art was a "jealous" father (when he pulls her by the arm, or doesn't allow her to talk to Orel and small things like that), mostly that kind of people in their future seek control of their life to extreme levels, and sometimes wanting to manage other people's lives as well... uh

About the relationship with his children, Orel often sees things in Samuel that remind him of his own childhood. (and himself), which triggers negative emotional responses, this can manifest itself in the form of obsessive control or constant criticism (which he would soon regret).

ooohh and Holly was like an attempt to...save their marriage? they thought having another child would bring happiness to their lives.

[frogwithastrawberry]

What if after crawling out of the harbor Kaz made sure he knew how to swim, and how to swim with extra weight, because he didn't ever want to rely on someone or something else if he ended up in the water again.

It's one of the things that started the rumors that Dirtyhands wasn't human. Fisherman would see him walk out to the docks in the dead of winter, fully clothed in his coat and all, and then dive into the water, no matter how rough it was. They all assumed that he was dead, because no one ever saw him get out of the water, yet he was always back the next day.

They assumed that he would stop when he broke his leg and started using a cane. But he didn't. They watched the scrawny kid, cloaked in mercher black clothes and a heavy wool coat, limp down the dock, take a deep breath, and jump in the water again.

At some point someone suggested he might be a tidemaker, but no one ever saw him control any water. He'd just dive in. And it's widely known that he wouldn't have made it this far in life if he was using tidemaker powers visibly. So they all just assumed that Kaz Brekker was a non-human entity incapable of dying.