#we don't judge

[punkrockmlchael]

Imagine reader & rockstar!Gareth (or Eddier, your pick) doing the 'We Listen & We Don't Judge' trend on tik tok & people watch it, expecting hot gossip between the couple but it's just super sweet & wholesome the entire time.

Your mind once again my dear. Spectacular! (Give me 14 of them right now.) I loved the is for both but I’m feeling Eddie right now—I can write a Gareth one if yall want! (Word Count: 420) If you want to see another version for Eddie and one for the rest of the Corroded Coffin Boys click here!

“We listen and we don’t judge,” you and Eddie spoke simultaneously as you looked at your phone that was propped up on the table in front of you.

“You first,” you said softly, looking at Eddie.

Eddie nodded, thinking for a second. “Okay, well, when we first started dating and going out on actual dates.. I started a list in my notes on my phone of everything you would order. Your McDonald’s order, your coffee order, your favorite sub and toppings... that way, if I happened to go somewhere without you, I knew what to get for you.” Eddie admitted softly, looking at you.

“Really?” You asked, smiling at him.

“Hey, we listen and we don’t judge,” he replied, looking at you.

“Fine,” you muttered, thinking to yourself. “Remember that Thanksgiving when we went to the wrong house? I did that on purpose because I didn’t want you to meet my grandparents yet. I was so scared you weren’t going to like them and that my niece was going to hate you.” You admitted. Eddie smiled, looking at you.

“I had a feeling that you did that on purpose; you don’t just forget what house you go to for a holiday. But, I love your family baby, almost as much as I love you.”

You blushed, shaking your head. “We listen and we don’t judge.”

Eddie smiled, looking at you. His hand found your thigh under the table, resting on it gently. “I have a whole notebook full of songs I’ve written for you. Little lyrics, notes, there’s so many songs and partial songs in there that I will play for you one day.” You looked at him, mouth falling open as he spoke.

“Really?” You asked softly, a wide smile appearing on your face. He hummed and nodded, smiling wider.

“We listen and we don’t judge,” he said softly.

"I was too scared to talk to you but Gareth pushed me into you the night we met and that's why I ran into you... because Gareth literally hip checked me into your body." You smiled, looking at Eddie.

"Really?" He asked, a smile forming on his face.

"Hey, we listen and we don't judge."

"Yeah, fuck that. I have to go thank Gareth for pushing the girl of my dreams into my lap." Eddie nodded, standing up. He looked at you and smiled, leaving a soft kiss on your lips gently. "I love you, baby girl."

"I love you too, Eddie." You smiled, leaning in for another quick kiss.

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[bootzthebat]

I need to draw robots kissing I absolutely need to it's calling to me like the mask

[livefastdriveyoung]

I am biting my tongue about Free Practice

[idontknowwhyimhere102]

MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR IF YOUR PUSSY TIGHT

[cinamun]

Bonus

Previous

So basically...

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[pleasantlandheart]

It happend when i was 16 i was out in the club with friends and got pretty drunk idk where did they go but i was left alone at the table and boy from table across who was friend with boy i was out with, walked up to me asking am i okay and where are other, i didn't know so he told me to go outside with him so we can find them first 3 times i refused him but after he asked me for 4th time i accepted since i was feeling the need for fresh air, he grabed my arm and dragged me out (mind you i remembered details 2 days after) when we got out he still dragged me and we somehow where behind club in little alleyway i remember him kissing me and touching me while i tried push him, he was lifting my dress and pushing his hand in my panties, i was telling him no but he didn't stop i don't remember what happened after but i remember my two friends pushing and punching him and yelling, after that he was spreading around whole school how I'm so ugly in the face but i had nice body so he didn't mind my goblin like face my already low self esteem got worse knowing someone was willing to use me from my body and then talk such things about me.

I'm so sorry that happened to you i hope you doing much better now, feel free to text me in private if you want i always listen.

[zippyskyfalls]

We listen and we don't judge

When I was 7, me and my friends saved a fish from drowning

(Tag your moots)

@literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @sunlights-daughter @protagaster @somereaderinblue @fronzie @notesbyaphrodite

[arthurscrownn]

"We don't judge."

Us (I'm mainly referring to the top gif):

Side by Side ❤

[neeeooon]

when you play “10 hours of silence interrupted by the Vine boom sound effect at random intervals” during an argument ;

i woke up in a cold sweat w this idea. we listen and we don’t judge 🤗

bf bllk x gn!reader. cw: mention of sex in reo’s, infidelity in otoya’s (are we surprised)

mikage reo

-> “i don’t want to talk about this anymore, y/n!” “you called me nagi in bed, reo!” BOOM.

-> “you know i didn’t mean it, babe!” “why were you thinking about your best friend while you’re having sex with me?!” “i wasn’t—!” BOOM. “—this is just a big misunderstanding.” BOOM.

-> “whatever. i need some time.” “fine…” he patiently waits for the boom. nothing happens. “take all the time you n—“ BOOM. “—GODDAMN IT Y/N.”

shidou ryusei

-> “i still dont get why you’re upset…” “you USED my EYELINER.” BOOM. “AND YOU DIDNT EVEN CLOSE IT PROPERLY.” BOOM.

-> you opened your mouth to rebut, but nothing came out except a third BOOM from your phone. you forced yourself not to laugh at shidou’s serious expression

-> “ryu..” BOOM. “i am.. so sorry for not closing your eyeliner properly.” BOOM. “i’ll buy you a new one.”

isagi yoichi

-> “i could have died!” “i didn’t mean to put the car into drive!” BOOM.

-> you were trying to teach your boyfriend how to drive, which led to an argument when he almost ran you over trying to back out of the driveway

-> you didn’t realize your phone was connected to the car’s bluetooth and playing youtube. “y/n?” “yes?” “… did the car just—“ BOOM. “… i think that’s enough driving for today.” “yep. pizza?” “yes.”

itoshi rin

-> “don’t you dare.”

-> you didn’t get a chance to hit unpause on the BOOM video after drawing a mustache on a sleeping rin :(

otoya eita

-> you accidentally clicked on the BOOM video but got a little distracted when you saw a text pop up on your boyfriend’s phone

-> “you’re cheating on me?!” BOOM. “.. hah—“ “ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW?!” “IM SORRY Y/N I WASNT EXPECTING—“ BOOM. “—THAT HAHAAHAH.”

-> “i’m breaking up with you.” “that’s fair.”

[punkrockmlchael]

We Listen and We Don't Judge - Corroded Coffin Version

Masterlist | Corroded Coffin Masterlist

Ask and you shall receive! Here is a blurb for "we listen and we don't judge..." for each of the Corroded Coffin boys in one spot!

Thank you @iitsmandii for the original request, here are all the boys in one spot for you! Including a different one for Eddie as well! + thank you to @keeryhours and @the-witty-pen-name for helping me with some of these smooches. Imagine reader & rockstar!Gareth (or Eddie, your pick) doing the 'We Listen & We Don't Judge' trend on tik tok & people watch it, expecting hot gossip between the couple but it's just super sweet & wholesome the entire time.

Modern AU ; Includes: Eddie, Jeff, Gareth and Grant (Freak) - also these are with gender neutral reader!

Warnings: This is really just fluff. These boys deserve more love than they receive and I am here to give it to them and feed you all with the fluff in the process woooo!

Eddie:

(Word Count: 334)

"We listen and we don't judge," you and Eddie spoke simultaneously as you looked at your phone that was propped up on the table in front of you.

"You first," Eddie smiled.

"Oh, god." You mumbled, looking at your boyfriend. "Okay, well, the truth is when we first started talking I didn't really like metal music. I had no idea who you were talking about when you mentioned different bands so I actually lied and played along with it because I really wanted to impress you... after our first date I went home and listened to all the bands you had mentioned and now I'm hooked on them and your music." You admitted nervously.

"You mean to tell me you had never listened to Metallica until we started dating?" Eddie asked, eyes widening at your confession.

"Metallica, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Black Sabbath... the list goes on," you mumbled.

Eddie placed a hand on his heart and gasped, looking at you. "You're wounding me, my love."

"Hey, we listen and we don't judge..." you muttered, looking at Eddie.

"You're right, I suppose..." Eddie replied, looking at you. "Speaking of music, I actually wrote you an entire album worth of songs; each time I show you a new Corroded Coffin Song it's actually just a song that I wrote for you. I'm just making sure you like it." Eddie smiled, looking at you. "And if you hate it, I usually say that Jeff wrote it, but, it was me."

"You've never once told me Jeff has written a song that you've shown me."

"That's because you haven't hated one yet." Eddie nodded.

“So, the moment I hate a song that you wrote for me… it’s Jeff’s fault?”

“Yeah, but don’t tell him I said that.”

“Eddie, he’s going to see this video…”

Eddie looked up at your phone and shrugged, “ah, whatever.” He smiled, leaving a soft kiss on your lips. “Luckily for him I’m a master song writer.”

You smiled at him, “you sure are.”

Jeff:

(Word Count: 333)

"We listen and we don't judge," you and Jeff spoke simultaneously as you looked at your phone that was propped up on the table in front of you.

"You first," you smiled, turning towards your boyfriend.

Jeff sighed, looking at you with a slight raised eyebrow. "Okay, well... do you remember when I gave you that ring for Christmas and it wasn't the right size? That's because I had originally bought you a necklace and there was some sore of mix up at the jewelry store. But, when I saw how excited you were to receive the ring I didn't have the heart to tell you that the store messed up."

You giggled softly, looking at the ring on your hand. "Is that why you were so quick to take it to get resized for me?" You asked, Jeff nodded slightly, looking away from you.

"I'm sorry," he mumbled.

"Hey, it's perfectly okay. I love the ring and, more importantly, I love you." You smiled, leaning in to place a soft kiss on his cheek.

Jeff blushed softly at the kiss and smiled at you. "I feel like you're judging... isn't this we listen and we don't judge?"

"You're right. Uh, oh!" You said, laughing slightly as you looked at him. "Speaking of gifts... remember that guitar I had custom made for you?" Jeff looked at you, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah..."

"Well, I actually had the guys pick your brain about what you like in your guitars and what you might dislike so that I was able to give you the best gift ever." You smiled softly.

"Now that you mention it, they were asking me so many random questions about guitars... especially Eddie, and I thought he should know what he's talking about!"

You blushed, smiling more. "I just wanted to make sure your guitar was perfect ok?" 

"Baby, any gift you give me is already perfect because it's from you." Jeff smiled, placing a soft and sweet kiss on your lips.

Gareth:

(Word Count: 311)

"We listen and we don't judge," you and Gareth spoke simultaneously as you looked at your phone that was propped up on the table in front of you.

"You first," Gareth smiled, leaning back in his seat. He looked at you, waiting for you to speak.

"Oh, gosh, okay," you said softly. "Let's see... oh! Do you, uh, do you remember that teddy bear you got me before you went on your first tour?" Gareth nodded, raising an eyebrow slightly. "Well, before you leave for tour or before you go off on your writing trips for a weekend or week I tend to... spray that teddy bear with your cologne so it smells like you when you're gone." You admitted, blushing a small shade of pink.

"You spray a teddy bear with my cologne so it smells like me?" He asked, smiling at you. A small chuckle escaped his lips as he wrapped his arm around your shoulder, pulling you closer to him. "You make yourself a Garebear for when I'm gone?"

"Hey! We listen and we don't judge," you pouted, looking up at your boyfriend.

"Darling, I can't even judge. Because I do the same thing with your body spray before I leave." Gareth replied, looking down at you.

"Really?" 

"Yeah, but instead I just steal one of your hoodies so that I can wear it when I'm sleeping. Feels like a hug from you even when we're in different timezones." He smiled, placing a soft kiss on your head. 

"You're not just saying that to make me feel better, are you?"

Gareth smiled, shaking his head. "No; I just make sure to steal a hoodie you won't seem to notice is gone." 

You smiled, leaning in to place a soft kiss on his lips. "That's really sweet," you mumbled against his lips.

"I know." Gareth smiled, kissing you again.

Grant (Freak):

(Word Count: 370)

"We listen and we don't judge," you and Grant spoke simultaneously as you looked at your phone that was propped up on the table in front of you.

You smiled and turned towards your boyfriend, “you first.”

Grant groaned and rolled his eyes, a small smile appearing on his face as he looked at you. “Okay, fine. Uh, remember when we first started dating and you came over to my house for dinner?” You raised an eyebrow slightly, nodding as you remembered that night. “Okay, the truth is… I didn’t really make that dinner,” he admitted, blushing slightly. “Jeff actually came over before you did and helped make it because I wanted to make a good first impression on you.”

You giggled softly, crossing your arms over your chest and you moved closer to Grant. “I thought that mac and cheese we had at Jeff’s recently tasted familiar. And that explains why you won’t cook for me anymore.”

“Yeah, well,” Grant started, rubbing the back of his neck anxiously. “I really wanted to make a good first impression on you because well, uh, you’re hot... and really sweet and I wasn't entirely sure you would like me so I pretended to be good at cooking for you..."

“Huh," you smiled, looking at Grant.

"Hey, we listen and we don't judge." He muttered, looking at you.

"Yeah, you're right." You nodded. "Well, speaking of when we first started dating... I lied when I said I didn't know anything about Dungeons and Dragons; I used to play all the time with my friends in high school. But, you seemed so excited to teach me that I just pretended to not know anything." You admitted, looking at Grant.

"You lied to me?"

"Well, I fibbed so that I could spend more time with you!" You argued, a smile forming on both of your lips.

"That explains how you caught on so quickly," he smiled, leaning in for a soft kiss. "And, how you're able to kick any opponent's ass when playing." Grant added, leaning in for another kiss.

"You're not mad?" You asked, smiling after the repetitive kisses.

"I fed you some other guy's mac and cheese; I think we might be even."

corroded coffin tag list: wanna be added? comment + let me know! @keeryhours ; @the-witty-pen-name

[vantablackdraws]

Doodled Delilah during class today

[barnes70stark]

My sister and me 🤣🤣

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[crikitune]

waittt wait imagine the batfam doing the "we listen and we don't judge" trend!? (forgive any formatting errors, first time making a post like this!)

all: we listen and we don't judge!

dick: when I first came to the manor, i used to strategically time whenever I'd do acrobatics -off the chandeliers and stuff, of course- to when bruce was about to walk in just so i could see him look terrified and start freaking out. it was the height of comedy to me

jason: lowkey a mood... damian: tormenting Father seems to be a common passtime with this group.

all: we listen and we don't judge!

barbara: when i first became oracle, i hacked all of my ex-boyfriends devices and gave each one irreversible viruses. now anytime i get bored, i go mess with their replacement electronics in reversible but annoying ways

steph: sounds incredibly healing! cass: as you should.

all: we listen and we don't judge

jason: when i attacked tim in the titans tower, i did it in an adult-sized Robin costume.

steph: PFTT- WHAT duke: ...why, man? just why?

jason: ...I thought it was symbolic and poetic justice.

all, laughing a little: we listen and we don't judge!

cass: When i was still learning to communicate, I'd sometimes pretend not to understand what people told me so that I didn't have to answer their questions and they couldn't pester me about it ☺️

jason, laughing: ohhh cass that is EVIL tim: god, i wish i could do that with the board members...

all: we listen and we don't judge

tim: when i was going to Brentwood during my Robin days, my alcoholic roommate found my Robin costume, put it on, then passed out in it, so I had to literally peel it off of him and then gaslight him into not remembering it.

dick: WHAT. jason: bet you couldn't get that smell out for ages. tim: i really, really couldn't...

all: we... we listen and we don't judge!

steph: when i first met tim, i smacked him in the face with a brick. also i started dating him without knowing his secret ID, so that was pretty brutal...

cass: you deserve better. tim: hey! i wasn't that bad! steph: ehhhh you were, but it's okay cus I love ya and we're over it now!

all: we listen, and we don't judge.

duke: uhm. around when i first started living at the manor i thought it would be funny to pull a prank on Dick, so I put nair in his shampoo. it backfired spectacularly.

dick: THAT WAS YOU!? damian: i thought only Todd would be so idiotic... steph: *breaking down in laughter* tim: you were the one who started the 4 month long prank war!? jason: duke. i'm going to hit you. duke: ...aha, oops?

all: we listen... and we don't judge.

damian: ahem. you all remember the box of kittens i found on patrol a few weeks ago, which father forced me to bring to a shelter? *nods* well i did not give them to the shelter. they are in my room. i let them out everytime you all are out.

steph: ohmygod, dami, whattt jason: damn, you are a delinquent after all!

dick: wait damian. where are the kittens now.

damian, who's hoodie looks suspiciously padded: nowhere.

dick: damian show us the kittens right now-

all, as dick starts wrestling damian to retrieve the kittens: we listen- and we don't judge!

[volwoq]

The redbull admins' ultimate dream

[ozzgin]

Since u made us bald, does the carpet match the non existence drapes?

Hell nah, it's bush season down there. Why do you think most of my OCs are so muscular? They be wrestling that jungle every evening, fighting a whole ecosystem.