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gaslightgallows · 3 months
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Please imagine a pithy title about fresh starts here.
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(crossposted from Patreon)
Coming into 2024, I had big plans for how I was going to get back on track and get back to posting once a week and yeah, obviously, that hasn’t happened.
But what I have been doing is looking at my Patreon and at my own projects and figuring out some things I need to do differently. Last April, I changed my nom de plume because I wanted a fresh start. Now it’s time to give this entire Patreon project a refresh.
Here’s what’s happened so far:
Deleted my old A.F. Linley website and gave up the domain; the cost for hosting has risen by $200/year and I wasn’t using it as much as I thought I would back in 2018. Also I kept getting spam emails through the contact page.
Took down my Smashwords account; the single title I had managed to self-publish, a short story collection called Creeps, Ghouls and Jewels, had some serious formatting issues that it was not going to be worth the time/money to correct. Plus, I’m not happy with the changes that have come since Smashwords merged with Draft2Digital. (I’m considering moving to Payhip for future self-pubbed titles but that’s a discussion for a different post.)
I’m starting the process of taking down my Redbubble shop and....Okay, actually, I might have done that already? I just went to grab a link to the site in case anyone wanted to order a Moonicorns t-shirt before I deactivated but uh, it looks like it might’ve deactivated itself? Anyway, merch isn’t the right direction for me at this time, but I’ve still got all the actual designs and I really do like the “Finishing Things is Hard” logo, so I’m definitely going to hang onto that and slap that onto some stuff at a different print-on-demand site in the future.
Here’s what’s happening next:
New posting schedule: Starting in April, patrons will receive one short non-fiction post every week (500-1k words) and a piece of fiction every month (2-2.5k words). Oddments posts will continue to be free to read, but these take a decent amount of research and will be sporadic, basically happening around patron-only posts.
Revised patron tier perks: Getting rid of physical rewards and adding more digital ones. More details to come.
Current and long-time patrons: Thank you for sticking around while I get my shit together. I say that frequently. I mean it every single time.
Potential new patrons: Hello. I have just met you, and I love you. My name is Ethan, I live in a 200-year-old house and I’m writing a novel called The Lion’s Paw. It’s set in 1925 and is about an immortal queer disaster woman and what happens when 400+ years of terrible decisions catches up with her.
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(I will neither confirm nor deny that she was inspired by H.G. Wells from Warehouse 13.) (Yes I will confirm it, she totally was.)
There are séances and ghostly possession and psychics, there is historical romance, and psychological horror, there are haunted houses and artists behaving badly and a lot of ladies making out.
I post about my writing process and all the weird little historical niches that pop up during my research. Frequent topics include: 
Spiritualism
Cryptids
Historical curiosities
Medical quackery
Weird tech
General oddball occurrences and serendipitous intersections of history, folklore, and culture
And sometimes when I’m really bored I write short fiction via random prompts.
If any of that appeals to you, please consider subscribing! I’d love to have you along for this journey and my caffeine habit needs all the support it can get.
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connorinabeanie · 11 months
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nonasuch · 2 years
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a trope I enjoy: character A pretends to be a new hire at a workplace to evade pursuit/as part of a long con. by the time anyone catches up to them, A has become a Valued Team Member and fits seamlessly into their new role (dare I say, vocation?) and has to be persuaded to leave. this is funnier the less time it takes.
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theitalianscribe · 2 months
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So...How do you think Glory and Rex feel about Eric's new form.
Can...can they even see him? Especially Glory. He must be the size of a flea to Glory!
Uh, Rex probably would put in or complain about the lack of safety precautions to keep the Eric cricket from getting stomped on.
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catnamedoggy · 10 months
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Wally is holding... a tape? I wonder if it contains the unaired pilot. Methinks!
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the-everqueen · 1 year
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once again grappling with the peculiar grief of the almost post-grad student: i like doing this work, and there is no guarantee i will get to continue it after spring. i went into grad school knowing that the odds were not good for academic employment, but i also spent six years studying this thing and building a highly specific body of knowledge, and i might have to let all that go soon.
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thecosmicdiamond · 10 months
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POV: You are singing a song to yourself while exploring PlayFellow Workshop.
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birdofdawning · 2 years
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The Ghost Who Wrote to The Times
(Okay so I wanted to write one of those Victorian short stories where the men are all gathered at their club smoking cigars or the young women are sitting in their old nursery after a ball, and someone starts telling an odd story. And I wanted it to be Bering and Wells, but with Our Myka, not an anachronistic Myka I had to explain away.
So. It’s the current year and our heroes retired into civilian life some time ago, having come out of their Warehouse careers mostly intact in mind and body (perhaps Myka’s leg sometimes hurts in bad weather; perhaps Pete hesitates before he goes anywhere underground…). And they are at a dinner party at a restaurant.
The narrator — these stories must always have an anonymous narrator — only knows them slightly. As for the other characters, they only exist in this story and I wouldn’t recognise them if I passed them on the street.
“I knew a ghost who wrote letters to The Times” said H.G.
No-one responded. The conversation — general complaints about public transport in San Francisco — had died a few minutes earlier and no-one seemed too keen to start it up again. Most of us had indulged a little too heavily by this point and were starting to feel tired; even Pete Latimer was staring blankly into his coffee. The waiting staff had been pointedly clearing the dishes off the table and Ivan had just mentioned his early start. We were obviously about to call it a night.
“The ghost was of an acquaintance who died. Of illness” H.G. went on after a moment, “There was no question about the matter. My brother attended his service. And yet the next month, and regularly, for a time, after that, the dead man continued to send correspondence to the editor of The Times.”
There was a pause, and then Josie said “This isn’t going to be one of those stories that you start telling and then Myka and Pete make loud coughing noises and change the subject? With lots of meaningful glares? Because national security or whatever?”
“Oh I hope not,” said Myka, eyes closed.
“Alright,” Josie sat back in her chair. “How was your dead man writing to The Times? Was it a scam or something?”
“No, no,” assured H.G. “No scam. The letters were all quite in his style. And were written with the insights and ideas that had caught people’s attention in the first place.”
Myka began restraightening her place setting. “And you would like to tell us all about it.”
“Oh, please, can you? Can she? It sounds so intriguing!” Ivan’s friend (whose name I never caught) had only met H.G. that night and was Enamoured. We were used to the phenomenon.
“Oh, well, if you’re interested!” said H.G. brightly, signalling the poor hovering wait staff for another glass of wine, “briefly, of course, and with, perhaps, a few interesting observations I may have made at the time.”
Myka sighed, and H.G. sat back in her chair and regarded us with the air of someone about to give small children a treat.
“My ghost’s name was… well, I shall call him Quentin Quillian Quire. Which is a funny name for me to choose, but you will see why in a moment. Now Quentin Quillian Quire was a Cambridge man with a first in mathematics, and an inquiring mind. He made his living setting exams and writing primers and textbooks for students. And he had very progressive ideas about… oh, socialism and feminism and colonial restitutions and that sort of thing, all of which he shared loudly and liberally with all about him.”
“Aren’t people like that such a joy?” said Myka.
“He was a regular correspondent to the editor of The Times” went on H.G, who seemed not to have heard, “and was beginning to make a name for himself as a Voice of Reform. And not without reason; his letters were plainly written but filled with such earnest description of the realities of life for millions of Londoners, that they really caught the attention of the reformers at the time, if not the Public At Large. Charles (my brother, you know) knew him fairly well — they were both members of a socialist organisation — and they often attended meetings together. I met him once or twice, perhaps, and thought him a little excitable but pleasant enough.
“And then Quentin Quillian Quire got sick. It took hold quickly and he was dead in six weeks. It shocked everyone. Charles went to the service, as I said, and he said it was almost all fellow socialists. The only family member who attended was an uncle who seemed to disprove of the service, the attendees, and of Quentin Quillian Quire himself for (we assumed) having the presumption to die without consulting the family first. All and all a dour matter.”
“They didn’t approve of left wing politics?” wondered Ivan, “Is that why the family…?”
“I haven’t the Earthliest idea. I imagine they did not. Either way they were determined to have as much to do with him while he was dead as they had while he was alive — which I strongly suspect was very little, since he didn’t have anyone… but that comes later.”
“Later?” said Pete. “Hasn’t he just died?”
“He has indeed, Pete. Now. This was when Charles and I had only been in London for a few months. Charles was tutoring and trying his hand at a little journalism on the side, and I was a machinist in…” She stopped abruptly and blinked several times, seemly trying to regain her thread.
“At a tech start up?” offered Myka, “This would have been about twenty-five years ago I’m assuming?”
“Did they have tech start ups twenty-five years ago?” wondered Pete, and Myka shot him a level glare and said that of course they did, even if they weren’t called that yet.
Josie rolled her eyes. “You’re both using that retired government spook ‘this is a code’ tone again and we can all hear it.”
“’Government spooks?’” gasped Ivan’s friend.
“Hardly a ‘start up’,” contradicted H.G, ignoring her, “I was working for a family firm that made precision machine innards — the things that go inside barometers and clocks and gages and so-on. I learned a lot about craftmanship and even more low Italian. But that’s not important. Anyway, Charles and I stayed with an Aunt and our cousin Isabel in a little house near Regent’s Park, and were (on the whole) very happy. And, as we had started rolling our vowels, we been taken up by the younger representatives of literary London and it was not uncommon for a friend or two who found themselves in our neighbourhood to call in around suppertime for a drink and a chat. Fortunately our aunt habitually retired early and was a little deaf, so we could remain unchaper—”
Myka cleared her throat, and H.G. hurriedly carried on “But yes, to my point. One evening we were entertaining a dear friend, J. We were drinking very indifferent brandy and talking about people we knew and what was wrong with them, and J pulled out The Times to show us… Oh, I don’t know, something he didn’t like in the letters column. And Charles said ‘Oh, look at this, isn’t it queer?’ and pointed to a letter on the other page.”
“I love how all H.G’s stories sound like Victorian pastiches,” Josie shared with me in a loud aside, “The sheer Britishness seeps out of her.”
“I think it’s mostly affectation,” said Myka.
“We looked at where he was pointing,” said H.G, repressively, “and saw a long comment on… the benefits of co-education I think. But it was signed ‘Q. Q. Quire, Holborn’. ‘Well?’ I said, ‘I should say I think I agree with Mr Quire once again; but I don’t see why you should make such a fuss about him.’ But J was quicker than I. ‘That is odd’, he said, ‘it’s his politics and quite in his style too. Is someone playing a game? Because I don’t think it very funny’. And then, of course, I did see. Q. Q. Quire was dead.”
“… He’d sent it before he died, and it had only been published,” guessed Ivan’s friend.
“No, but that is an excellent guess, my dear! You may have an almond.” H.G kindly offered her the bowl she had captured earlier in the evening. “Quire had been dead over a month at this point, and The Times is a daily paper. Moreover, it was responding to a letter that had appeared only a few days earlier.”
“And I’m guessing his actual name was as distinctive as Q. Q. Quire?” mused Myke, obviously getting interested now despite herself. “A co-incidence was unlikely?”
“Indeed.” Giving Myka a quick sideways glance, H.G. carelessly swirled her wine in her outstretched hand and looked pleased with herself. “Well now,” she went on, “Wasn’t that an odd situation? A dead man writing to The Times. Charles and J asked around, but nobody knew anything. And Quire’s death appeared quite genuine, with nothing notable about it. It was, sadly, unremarkable for the time.”
“Why, what was happening at the time?” asked Ivan with a frown. “This was, when, the late Nineties?”
“Oh, ‘Cool Britannia’!” gushed Ivan’s friend, “Blur and Pulp! Suede! Oh, you must have seen some great concerts!”
“Quite.” said H.G. “I was an inveterate concert-attender. Now, J knew the assistant editor at The Times — the one who dealt with the actual letters sent to the Editor — and he confirmed that it was definitely the same writer. It was the same careful hand on each letter. But there was another interesting thing: he (the assistant editor) seemed quite unsurprised that Quire was still writing. Because he was entirely unaware that Quire had died.”
“He’s not really dead!” yelled Pete, causing Ivan’s friend to knock over her glass.
“He’s really and truly dead,” said H.G, passing Ivan’s friend her napkin. “Quire simply wasn’t well known enough to Society At Large for his demise to have caused much of a splash. Other than his socialist friends, no-one seemed to be aware of him except as a gentleman who argued a lot in the letters column of The Times. And the family only placed a death notice in a local parish newsletter.”
“What did the assistant editor say when your friend told him that Quire was dead?” asked Ivan’s friend.
“Ah, but he did not tell him!” said H.G, patting her hand indulgently, “No, my dear, it was just too wonderful and strange. We wanted to see what would happen next!” She reached for her wine.
Myka rested her chin on her hand. “Huh.”
“Wot,” said H.G, glass half raised.  
“Oh, I was just wondering...”
H.G. narrowed her eyes “Were you.”
“Yes. I was wondering… who decided to write a story about it first?” inquired Myka slyly.
H.G. smiled. “Well, now that you mention it…” she said, examining her wineglass nonchalantly, “We may have perhaps jotted down a few idle notions one evening. Purely outlines you understand. Nothing to speak of really...”
“Oh of course!” agreed Myka, “just a few outlines. By you and your friends. Many years ago. And I guess you’ve forgotten the details now, after so long. Your memory…”
“My memory is excellent, darling,” bristled H.G. “Let me see.”
“Wait,” said Pete, “this other guy, Jay, do you know who he is too? Is that why you’re getting all me when I spot a new food truck?”
“Yeah,” said Myka, “He’s a food truck. But I’ll tell you another time. Or we’ll be here all night.”
H. G. was staring blankly across at a poster of the Bosphorus and frowning. “J came up with a very silly story, all Stevenson and ‘Bagdad on the Thames’,” she said after a moment. “He decided that a group of men, inspired by the writings of Q. Q. Quire (whose name must only be spoken in reverential whispers), had formed a secret society to carry on the blessed work of the ‘Benefactor of All Mankind’. Each member was the guardian of a sentence written by Quire, and every Thursday night the secret Brotherhood of Qs would come together in the darts room of a local pub and randomly bring their sentences together in a new order — I forget how, but it was very funny — and send the resulting text to the Times so all could read the Master’s words anew!” H. G. sniggered, remembering; then, noticing our bemused faces, she looked faintly apologetic. “Ah, yes. Well. It was very funny at the time. To us”
“What about Charles?”
H.G. frowned. “Oh, he wrote some rather insipid tale about… the ghost of Quire lingering in the house, and somnambulism, and Quire’s landlady doing automatic writing or some such...” she waved her fingers vaguely.
“And you…?” Myka was leaning forward intently.
Pete frowned “I know that look.”
She rolled her eyes. “Shut up, Pete.”
He studied her for a moment, then turned to the rest of us. “Yeah, it took me a while in the early days, I admit. But once H.G. showed up I realised: That face? is Myka’s makin’ time—”
Myka thrust a finger into his face. “You finish that sentence Latimer, and I swear to god—!” She lunged for the empty Turkish Delight bowl, “I will stab you. In the arm. With this tiny fork.”
Pete, who had just opened his mouth, closed it again.
“I believe I was telling a story,” H.G. interjected mildly.
“Yeah, yeah you were. Sorry. Carry on,” said Myka, still eyeballing Pete.
“Thank you,” said H.G. She thought a moment. “Though in fairness to Pete, darling, I must admit that you do—" Myka waved her fork in the air. “Yes, well. Let me see.” Helena frowned.
“You wrote a story,” reminded Ivan’s friend.
“That’s right. I wrote rather an odd story — well, an outline, really — about how Quire had actually been electrocuted while setting up a telegr— that is, a telephone… and his consciousness was now spread throughout the telephone network… a blind, dreaming mind using the electrical system as a massive brain. Caught up in fragmented memories. And every now and then, when the connections were right, the mind of Quentin Quire would remember itself enough to compose another missive to the editor of the Times, as it had done so often before. And this would arrive at the newspaper the next day as a cable.”
“Helena!” Myka’s eyes were shining. “Did you invent transhumanism when you were nineteen?”
“I don’t know,” said H.G, startled. “Did I?”
(But Ivan said, no, that would be nice wouldn’t it? However Mary Shelley… And Myka interrupted to explain that he had misunderstood and here is what she actually meant… And Ivan said Ah, but mid-Century Science Fiction… And the rest of us looked vacantly at our wine glasses until Pete said Hey if I wanted to listen to English professors argue I would have become a janitor at the U like my dear old mother always wanted. How about we save the work talk for Monday and hear about this ghost.)
“Well then, apparently I didn’t,” said H.G. “And anyway, it was a crude piece. I couldn’t work out how his consciousness — the electro-chemical impulses in the nerves of his brain — got to be mapped onto the electrical network in the first place. So I left it.” She shrugged.
“It wouldn’t explain the handwriting anyway,” Ivan’s friend enthused.
“No.” said H.G.
“But you brother’s story would have! Because the possessed person…”
“Quite,” said H.G, reclaiming the almond bowl. “But as I was saying. We entertained ourselves for an evening and then went on with our lives. And then what do you think happened?"
Pete spread his hands wide. “Something came down the chimney! And it was… Mary Poppins! And she said ‘Oh Helena, you’re so clever and witty and obviously brush your hair one-hundred times every night, do make me a cup of tea, my dear, with just a hint of milk, and perhaps some of those little scone-things—'”
Myka threw a napkin at him, and Josie caught it and made as if to push it into his mouth.
“Another letter was published,” guessed Ivan.
“It was. One afternoon J bursts in waving a journal. ‘Look at this’ he says. We obligingly look at this. There, in the letters column, is another polemic by one Q. Q. Quire. On the plight of unmarried women being abandoned by society, with several quite practical things society could do to help said women, if society did want to help such women. Which it didn’t.
“And I was struck by how… important this was to the writer. Charles’ friends meant well, they truly did. But their ideas were so grand and unwieldly, requiring sweeping social transformation; and were, I’m afraid, largely ignorant of the everyday struggles of the working class. But Quire’s writings weren’t like that. They showed an honesty and realism about the problems—"
H.G. broke off. “Forgive me, you’re just wanting to hear a story. Yes, so. I was intrigued anew by Quire’s passion. Had he always written like that? I couldn’t recall. I determined to find out.”
I sat up. “Did you use a microfiche?!” I asked eagerly.
“No! But wouldn’t that have been fun! No, I visited a library and read through their back-copies of The Times.”
Myka frowned. “Was it tricky getting access to—?” She shock her head, “No, you can tell me later. You did a textual analysis of previous letters?”
“I suppose I did! Quire had been writing semi-regularly for almost two years. He used a good solid style of argument straight from the schoolroom — outline the problem, provide examples, offer blame and/or solutions, conclusion: ‘I hope all intelligent Englishmen will agree with me that this sad state of affairs cannot be allowed to continue, etc, etc’. And there were several clichéd phrases he was fond of, and once you noticed this you kept tripping up over them. All in all his style was pedestrian but utilitarian.
“And, to begin with, he stuck to the talking points of any good Fabian. “More exposure to the arts to raise the consciousness of the working classes” and so-on. But then, about eight months into his campaign — in October — something changed. It began very small: an anecdote about the personal safety of several female staff in private households. Not the sort of thing a good middle class socialist tended to think about in those days. And it continued from there: how employers could hold their crucial letters of recommendation over the heads of departing employees… the cruel attitude to mental health and addiction… the brutally long hours staff were expected to work. And the way he described these things… It gave the letters a… a weight… an impressiveness that couldn’t help but strike the reader. And an urgency! You felt that something ought to be done — immediately done! — to improve the situations he spoke of.” H.G. shook her head, as if to dislodge her thoughts.
Then, regarding us all with a rather condescending smile, she leant on the table and steepled her fingers. “Now it seemed to me that these insights into the life of the poor were more than one would expect a vague middle class mathematician to have noticed. So I posited that he had been speaking to someone who actually knew what it was to be a cleaner or a maid. And I wondered who.”
Ivan nodded. “Yes, obviously. Did he use a cleaning service?”
H.G. frowned and shot him a look. “Yes, actually, as it happens, I knew that the rooms Quire rented used live-in cleaners. So I determined that would be my first place of inquiry.I proceeded to locate and interrogate the landlady.”
Myka frowned. “Hum. So a busy property manager… gotta be a lotta stuff on her mind... and then here’s some teenager with machine oil on her t-shirt showing up asking questions about previous tenants. I have to wonder if she was that happy taking the time out of her day to be ‘interrogated’ by, well, by a child?”
“We shall never know, Myka,” replied H.G. leaning towards her, “because I didn’t approach her as a teenager with machine oil on her t-shirt.”
“No?”
“No. You see, I approached her…” She lowered her voice. “… déguisé.”
They grinned at each other.
“MA!” Pete yelled at Josie, pointing, “They’re doing that staring at each other thing again! In French! And I just ate!”
Myka punched him in the arm, while Josie carefully explained what would happen if he ever called her ‘Ma’ again.
“Yes,” H.G. continued over the noise, “I wore my best dress and hat, and took some of Charles’ socialist books. And I knocked on the door of Mr Quire’s former residence as Mrs Edith Bland, come to return some literature borrowed from Mr Quire before my recent trip abroad.” And her already clipped accent seemed to become even more refined as she spoke. “So, the landlady—”
“The property manager,” corrected Myka.
“The property manager was summoned to inform me that, sadly, Mr Quire had passed on some two months previous, and here was the address of his family if I wished to pay my respects and return his property.
“‘Oh no!’ said Mrs Edith Bland, paling attractively at the news, ‘Poor Mr Quire! Was it an accident?’ No no, said our friend the property manger, Mr Quire died of an illness, most unexpected. ‘Oh how awful,’ said Mrs Bland. ‘But, do you know, I am not at all surprised: he was such an unlucky fellow! I remember saying the same thing—’ (this is a clever bit Pete, pay attention) ‘—saying the same thing last October or was it September, when he injured his hand. And it took so long to heal, I dare say because he would keep working! I did warn him to rest it — his brothers and sisters in the reform movement would take up the slack meantime! But he would keep writing his letters…!’”
(“Mrs Bland wasn’t afraid of a little light conversation,” observed Josie.
“No she was not,” said H.G. with a smirk.) “’Oh but Mrs Bland,’ said our excellent property manager, ‘you understand he didn’t write those letters himself. At least, they were his words but he didn’t hold the pen if you see what I mean. Susan, one of my cleaners, did it on her afternoon off. She has a fair hand and I believe Mr Quire paid her something for each bit of writing she did for him.’”
There were murmurs of understanding around the table. “That explains the handwriting!” said Ivan’s friend, and Josie slapped the table, crowing “So it was a scam! Like I said at the start!”
H.G. looked thoughtful. “No, I really wouldn’t describe it as such. Not really. Because… Well, I’ll finish and then you can decide.”
“You asked to speak to Susan, of course,” said Myka.
“I tried. Lord knows what excuse I would have come up with for me to do so, but I didn’t get that far. The property manager became rather grim and said that she had had to let Susan go. That the silly girl had gotten ideas above her station and that was one thing that she (the property manager) would not abide with.”
“How old-fashioned!” exclaimed Ivan’s friend.
“Well, the Nineties in England was an old fashioned place.”
“Thatcher,” nodded Ivan perceptively.
“Anyway, there was no more to be gotten from the property manager. So I carried on with my own work. I had an actual job, you remember. And I waited until Sunday afternoon.”
“You questioned the other cleaners on their day off,” said Pete.
“I did. And they had heard that Susan had found a new place at a… well, a motel. A motel near Farringdon Station. So off I went.”
Suddenly H.G. stopped and regarded us all sternly. “You people don’t walk anymore! You just jump into your cars and drive around. I believe you’d live in your cars if you could. You’re like infants. Now listen to me, I used to walk miles every day and—"
“So off you went,” interrupted Myka.
“What? Oh, yes, I went to the coaching hou—”
“Motel”
“—Motel, and asked for Susan Goode.”
“This time disguised as a stable-hand!” shouted Josie. “No, a street urchin! No, a mysterious dominoed lady, possibly of aristocratic bearing!”
H.G. gave her a superior look. “I was dressed as the daughter of a Kentish shopkeeper. Which I was. Am.”
“In her crop-top and One-Star shoes,” suggested Pete.
“And enormous trousers,” said Myka.
“With cargo pockets,” said Pete.
“All of this and more,” assured H.G. with a majestic wave of her hand, “I was indeed a vision as I stood in Clerkenwell Road asking for Susan.
“I remember that she was out but they said they were expecting her back soon, and that I could wait in the kitchen. And when she did arrive… well, to cut a long story short I simply introduced myself and put it to her that she was writing to The Times as Quentin Quire. She denied it at first, but not for very long. You see, she was proud of what she was doing. She believed in it. She believed that she was carrying on Quire’s work.”
“The staff are starting to clean up,” I observed.
“I’m almost finished. And not before time too: I have to be out at Miramar tomorrow morning to test a Thing — Oh, I meant to tell you about that!” she said turning to me, “It’s really quite exciting — an old idea of mine. Rather brilliant, actually. You know those turbines…”
Myka nudged her elbow. “SUSAN!”
“Of course, yes. Quite right. But make sure you ask me about it next week!” she pointed at me emphatically.
“Ha. H.G’s schnockered,” said Josie.
“You’re all schnockered,” said Pete, fondly.
“I’m not schnockered! I switched to water! I switch to water ages ago!” Myka huffed.
“So. Susan?” encouraged Ivan’s friend.
“’The Problem of Susan’” said Ivan.
H.G. raised her eyebrows but apparently decided to ignore him. “Yes. So, I suggested to Susan that Mr Quire had asked her to write his letters for him after he had hurt his hand. And she admitted that yes, that was how they started but then his hand had gotten badly infected, so she carried on. And then, when it had gotten better, Mr Quire had said that she was quite the little muse and that he didn’t see why they shouldn’t continue as they had been.”
Pete frowned “Wait, I’m not sure I like the sound of that. We sure this Quire was a good guy? Why was the girl fired again?”
“No no, I really don’t think there was anything like that happening. Quire was quite an innocent in his way. But I only met him the once.”
“What was Susan like?” asked Ivan’s friend.
“Oh, small, smaller than me, anyway. Maybe a year or two older. Blonde. Unremarkable to look at, perhaps. But shrewd, practical, quick. She understood the world very well. Her only weak spot seemed to be Quire — she adored him in the truest sense of the word.”
(“That means she worshiped him like a god” Myka whispered to Pete. “You know, you won’t believe this, but I did actually go to college,” Pete whispered back. “Of course you did, baby, of course you did, you ignore the mean lady,” whispered Josie, patting his shoulder kindly.)
H.G. was gazing at her empty glass musingly.
“Susan,” prompted Myka again, gentler now.
“Susan.” H.G. looked blank for a moment, then found her thread again. “Yes, Susan couldn’t say enough about Quire. He would have become a Great Man, and she knew that Providence had a plan for us all, but it was a tragedy that Mr Quire had been taken from us before he could begin his reforms. And Mr Quire really cared about those from the lower stations like her; and he never minded her stopping their writing to tell him about something that had happened to her or someone she knew, but he actually used these stories to make people pay attention more, and want to do something to help. And Mr Quire took the time to show her how to write an argument so people would understand, and he said she showed a real talent for it, imagine! And so-on.
“And when I had really won her confidence she told me that Mr Quire had spoken to her of how the plight of the underclass was going to come to an end shortly, and soon the workhouse doors would be thrown open and all the men and women would be welcomed into society—”
“Wait, the workhouse?” asked Ivan.
“I expect she was speaking metaphorically,” explained H.G. “Anyway, Quire had won over a devout believer in Susan. She spent her only afternoon off sitting with him and helping him construct letters that would Reform Society.”
“Until she was fired,” said Myka.
“Until she was fired. Which can’t have been too long before Quire had become sick. I fancied I could point to the exact week — Quire abruptly stopped talking about social reform and began explaining how the train service could be made more efficient.” She smiled at us. “Which was what made me remember this in the first place — you all complaining about the subway.”
Josie threw up her hands. “Hey, someone needs to do something! This week I was late to work four mornings in a row! And I’m the manager, I’m supposed to be setting an example!”
“You need a Q. Q. Quire,” said Myka.
“You could be a Q. Q. Quire!” suggested Pete. “’Be the Quentin Q Quire you wish to see in the world’.”
“Did Susan know Quire had died?” asked Ivan’s friend.
“Ye–es…” H.G. screwed her eyes up, trying to remember. “Yes, I don’t remember how she had found out. But she wouldn’t have written her own letters otherwise. Because she felt so strongly that his work was important and that it had to continue. That it would make a difference.”
She frowned suddenly. “And the funny thing… the ridiculous thing… was that she believed she was simply following Quire’s teaching. That she didn’t matter at all — it was still Quire writing in her mind. She didn’t see that what had made his writing so…” she gestured violently, “so… effective! So persuasive in the first place! …was her.”
There was a silence.
After a moment Ivan’s friend said “So Jay… his story… was sort of right after all. In a way, I mean. The secret society worshiping Q. Q. Quire.”
H.G. smiled wearily at her. “Yes, perhaps. In a way.” She blinked for a moment. “You may have another almond,” she decided, magnanimously.
“What happened to Susan? Did she keep writing?” asked Josie.
H.G. looked down. “I don’t know. When we parted she certainly intended to carry on. I remember that. It was the most important thing in the world to her. And I meant to see her again, when we both had the time. Another Sunday afternoon. But then suddenly I was pregnant, and having to leave my lovely job, and Charles was being an oaf about it, and to be quite honest, I forgot all about her. Until tonight.”
She looked up and gave us another smile. “That’s not a good ending. How about this: And we never again saw ‘Q. Q. Quire’ corresponding with the Editor in the letters column of The Times.”
There was another pause. We all seemed to be trying to think of something to say. 
“That was so interesting! A real little mystery!” Ivan’s friend offered after a moment.
“It was sort-of a scam,” said Josie, “in a way.”
“I hadn’t realised how backward labor relations were in Britain at that time,” frowned Ivan, “This under New Labour?”
“I’m going to pay the bill,” said Myka, looking over at the wait staff.
Pete had been giving H.G. a measured look. After a moment he said “So what I’m hearing is that a dead guy gets the credit for all the work a woman put in.” And then, more softly, “Seems like there’s a lot of that going around.”
H.G. gave a short laugh. “Perhaps. I don’t know. Thinking about it all again, I’m wondering if it’s more…” She broke off to consider. “More about a dreamer who thought he had so many wonderful ideas to share with the world. And then he left. And someone who loved him had to carry on the work alone.” She sighed. “Oh, I don’t know. I’ve had too much wine.”
Pete nodded slowly. But as we all stood to collect our jackets and bags, he said “I guess maybe Charles was sometimes an okay guy?”
“Sometimes,” agreed H.G. “Maybe sometimes he was.”
Before the big glass doors Myka steadied H.G. and helped her on with her coat. “That was alright, wasn’t it?” asked Helena. “Telling that story? You liked it, didn’t you?”
“I like all your stories,” said Myka, kissing her forehead.
Then she took her wife’s hand and they stepped out into the night.
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14 Genius Basement Storage Ideas To Maximize Space
For home organization and improvement, storage plays a very important role in managing unwanted things or decluttering your space. Basements often remain an untapped resource.
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Ghosts that should exist soon if not already
Notifications/typing noises in otherwise empty spaces
People waving you over from the side of the road and asking if you're their Lyft. Disappear the moment you look away
Abandoned warehouses that sometimes reverberate with an unheard bass
'Cold spots' where you can't get signal (that cannot be otherwise explained)
That dispensary with the blacked out windows? It used to be a Blockbuster until the manager got shot. If it's the right kind of night and you look real close and cup your hands to block out all the light? You can watch it happen, but they might see you
Newsletters from startups that no longer exist
Hype House haunted by the reason they had to make an apology video
Pictures of a stranger in your camera roll
At 2:30 every morning you can hear a ringing bell coming from the elementary school. Thing is, they switched to a digital tone in 2013. Also, it cannot be captured electronically
Welcome to Denny's what can I start you on? You already ordered? Wait.. Tall, pink hair? *sigh* Been dead for a mtonth and she's still stealing tips
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Noona's Birthday Gifts
Kim Taeyeon, Yu Jimin (Karina) x Male Reader, Friend
Part of Legends series
Tags: anal, birthday party, body fluids, bush, cheating, (a lot of) cock-sucking, (plenty of) cursing, double penetration, experience vs youth, facial, (many) female orgasms, foursome, golden shower, jealousy, monster cocks, NILF, piss drinking, prone bone, recording, riding, queefing, squirting, surprise creampie, sweaty, titfucking
Word count: 10059.
For nearly 17 years, Taeyeon has been one of the most beloved entertainment personalities in Korea. And it has been no different this year, as she has already scored yet another massive hit with "To. X." As she turns 35 years old, many come to congratulate her. But amidst all those celebrations, there was only one person she truly wanted to notice it.
"Happy birthday to the King, or should I say, to Korea's best slut," you tell her. Taeyeon smiles and takes it as a compliment. You two have a lot of history, as you've been her go-to guy for her sexcapades since her solo debut over 8 years ago. "So what do you have for me on this special occasion?" she asks. "Something very special; come to this place and you'll see it," you reply to her.
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You give Taeyeon the address of an abandoned warehouse. It doesn't sound like the most inviting place for a birthday party, but you already have everything set up, including a very special guest. If it was any other guy, especially on her birthday, Taeyeon would tell him to fuck off. After all, no one tells her what to do or where to go. But not you; she knows you've always been a step ahead since the first time you met her.
As Taeyeon arrives at the warehouse, a second car is right beside her with another guest, a tall young girl with big tits that she knows very well.
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"So you are the special guest," Taeyeon says to Karina. "Yes, unnie," she replies. "My guy really wants me to corrupt a so-called innocent girl, but I think you've been corrupted a long time ago. You even got the dispatch dating exposé. That truly means you made it. Welcome to the club. If you need any help, just call me." Taeyeon knows it well, as Karina has recently been exposed for dating, just like she did 10 years ago, yet just a few days later she's already cheating on him and hoping no paparazzi cameras see her.
As the two enter the warehouse, it turns out you have made a lot of changes to it, turning it into a very cozy space for the two to enjoy. You were at the back of it alongside your friend, as you let Taeyeon talk to Karina first and let her overcome her shyness and nervousness at the moment. "Just follow my lead," Taeyeon told her. Taeyeon was already turned on by the whole set-up; turning Karina into a dirty, filthy slut would be something she definitely wasn't expecting for her birthday. You never fail to deliver her the best surprises, don't you?
Taeyeon already looked naugthly at you and your friend, who were shirtless. But she wasn't looking at your well-defined torso but rather at the massive bulge under both of your shorts. Both eight and a half inches, the best she's ever taken. It was double the size of Karina's boyfriend, so she was eager to see how the young girl would take it herself. Her and Karina whispered at each other's ears, talking about your amazing physical features but especially about that boner under your pants.
"Sex with him is so good; I'll do anything for him," Taeyeon told Karina, getting her excited. She spoke from a lot of built-on experience. After so many years, you guys had developed an amazing chemistry that was unmatched even by real couples. If one day Taeyeon decided on the facade of getting married, you'd be her de facto husband. Since the day you two met, Taeyeon hasn't missed a single week without having sex with you, even in her busiest times.
Taeyeon already feels the heat burning under her dress. She's wearing no panties because she knows she won't need them today. After ignoring her for a while, you finally stared at her face, pouring some oil on your torso. "Ready for some slicky party, Tae?" she asked you. "I was born ready," she replied. You truly love Taeyeon's confidence. Women over 30 are just your thing. Their experience always leads to something very hot, and boy, does Taeyeon have a lot of it.
"Bring her to me." It may be Taeyeon's birthday, but your eyes first went to Karina. This was your first time with her, even though you had heard a lot about Karina already. Meanwhile, Taeyeon went to your friend while you looked at Rina's amazing baby-making body. 
Already paired, you two started kissing the girls right next to each other. You could already sense Karina was a very good kisser. Maybe she trained a lot with her boyfriend. Karina was more into romantic kisses, while Taeyeon was really sloppy, as your friend could tell, loving to sweep her tongue all over his mouth. Truly, she moved really fast. While you were still enjoying Karina, Taeyeon was already moving further down your friend's torso and already touching his clothed bulge.
As you started touching Karina close to her pussy, Taeyeon already had her ass out in the open as she lifted her dress. Your friend noticed and lifted it even further, with Taeyeon now naked from the waist down. You were much slower with Karina, getting to know her first as you moved around her stacked body. Your friend and Taeyeon had no such restraints, as you could already hear him slapping her ass as he grabbed her cheeks with both hands.
It took a while for you to undress Karina, but as soon as you did, you took her entire dress off in one go, even before your friend could do the same for Taeyeon. People weren't lying when they were talking about her body. Every inch of it is amazing. Of course, her boobs are the standout, but Karina also got perfect-toned legs and quite a nice ass to boost as well, alongside, of course, her goddess-like visuals.
Not even a couple seconds before getting Karina fully naked, and you're already sucking her tits like a baby, which you follow with some kisses and a nice grab of her ass, pushing her closer to you. Maenwhile, Taeyeon is teasing your friend, getting naked now from the boobs down until she finally lifts her arm to take her dress off. You can hear her typical smirk as she does so. Now both girls only have their sneakers on. If you and Karina enjoy themselves in a very slow manner, Taeyeon and your friend prefer instead a very fast-paced one, creating a great contrast between both couples.
Karina is the first to get on her knees, just as you start rubbing your clothed erection on her body. She easily takes your shorts off and reveals your already hard and swinging cock. Karina grabs it with amazement and starts working it into her mouth. You wonder if Taeyeon taught a thing or two to her because she gives you a great blowjob, already leaving your massive meat throbbing from the start and giving it multiple rocket punches with her mouth. You truly don't know where to look. Down low, Karina is sucking the soul out of you. In front of you, Taeyeon's tiny, naked frame is getting her ass grabbed nonstop by your friend.
"Suck it, suck it, baby," you tell Karina. As she continues her sexy blowjob, Taeyeon joins her and starts sucking your friend off. While Karina gives a very fast-paced blowjob, Taeyeon is now the one who goes slow, getting very sloppy with her mouth in your friend's cock. Karina rolls her eyes as your meat is too big for her to take fully in her throat. Taeyeon, on the other hand, slowly twists your friend's cock as she sucks his tip. The fast movement of Karina makes her boobs jiggle a lot, while Taeyeon teases your friend, dunking her head halfway into his length while firmly grabbing it with her left hand.
Karina spits all over your cock, trying to get it deeper in the throat. Menawhile, Taeyeon is already taking your friend's full length in her mouth, bobbing her head on it like a horny animal. You start fucking Karina's face as her eye-rolling gets more exaggerated, with her giving you a dumb-faced look. She clearly struggles; going from her boyfriend, who is 5 inches on a good day, to your massive 8 and a half proves to be quite the difference. What is basically a deepthroat with him only covers slightly half of your length.
While Karina coughs at each thrust you give her face, Taeyeon is already in full control of your friend's pole, throating it like a champion. His is just half an inch under yours, meaning her years of training on your meat turn his into an easy task for her. Both get sloppy, as they have saliva running down their chins all the way down to their chests, but while Karina moans like a sexy kitty, you barely hear anything from Taeyeon, who is fully concentrated like she always has been. Your friend fucks her face, yet she barely flinches. In the end, even with another big cock filling her needy hole, Taeyeon can't stop thinking of yours and feels a little jealous of Karina getting to suck it on her birthday.
Taeyeon and Karina continue to bob their heads on each cock. You can see from above that it takes a lot more effort for Rina than it does for your hot noona. But no big deal; she's gonna learn as time goes on. Karina, after all, was just a 7-year-old kid at the time Taeyeon started her career. Watching Taeyeon choke on your friend's meat gives you great memories from all those times you did that to her, but it also makes you appreciate that Karina is trying her very best against a truly legendary whore like her unnie.
You told Taeyeon this would be a very slick sex session, and she took it to heart, filling her chest with spit after gagging on your friend's cock. Not even 10 minutes in, and Taeyeon's body is already full of fluids. She uses her hands to rub them all over it. Her mouth gets repeatedly pounded, yet she keeps asking for more without even needing to say a word. "Yes, spit on it," your friend says, as he loves how messy Taeyeon is already getting.
The blowjob session continues for a while, as you keep taking it gently with Karina while Taeyeon gets messier with your friend's pole as each second passes by, rising to this special occasion like she has always done for her entire career. You gotta give props to your friend, because you remember when Taeyeon did this to you on her 30th birthday and you nutted all over her throat as your cock couldn't resist her sword-engulfing skills.
You call Taeyeon's attention as you guys swap partners. It's your turn to finally enjoy the birthday girl. The two continue to suck their partners' cocks as if they took no breaks, Karina with her firm and high-effort blowjob and Taeyeon with her sloppy mess of cock-sucking you always love to experience as she now dives under your balls and slows down and heats them up trying to get your pole even bigger, in contrast to Karina's high-energy blowjob of your friend.
Your friend gets too excited and tries to fuck Karina's face, just like he did Taeyeon's. Poor girl initially suffers as he grabs her hair and tries to shove his meat on her throat, but I guess yours was good enough training that she quickly adjusts to it. Meanwhile, Taeyeon keeps sucking you hard and deep as Karina gives your friend's shaft and balls some love. "You're so pretty sucking that cock," your friend compliments her.
"I want to see that dick reach 9 inches before you get it inside me," Taeyeon tells you as she keeps sucking your cock. Her dirty words turn you on even more. That woman knows how to be an amazing slut. You just keep pushing your whole blood to your cock, ready to give her the best gift you can for this special occasion, as she continues to take it sloppily on her throat. "What a beautiful fucking mouth!" you praise her as she smirks at you.
Taeyeon slaps your cock all over her face and bubbles on it with her sloppy mouth. You've seen it many times; she's activated her extreme cock-hungry slut mode. "Hmmmm yeah," Taeyeon sexily says as she turns her cheeks into a drum for your huge stick. "The best thing about my job is having such a big dick that's all mine," Taeyeon brags as you now fuck her face and grow bigger in her throat.
After a little more ball-sucking, Taeyeon is ready to jump towards nastier ventures. "Turn around," she asks as she dives her little head straight into your butt, licking your asshole like a maniac. "Is this the cake you wanted for your birthday?" you poke at her. On the other side, it's your friend's turn to get on his knees as she starts eating Karina's wonderful pink pussy.
"Ahhhh. Ahhhh." Karina sexily moans as your friend dives inside her perfect folds. Her fully shaved slit with closed outer lips contrasts with Taeyeon's wide-open meaty lips and the full bush she is spotting today, just like you prefer. Karina starts sweating all over her torso as she pushes your friend's head deeper into her vagina, softly moaning at each lick he gives her. "Yeah, it feels so good," she says using her soft voice, contrasting with Taeyeon's loud noises as she keeps choking on your cock.
Karina holds herself against one of the warehouse's pillars, her nipples getting fully erect as she prepares herself for an orgasm, cumming just as Taeyeon gags on your cock. As Karina's orgasming sounds take control of the room, Taeyeon continues to be a deranged whore who only cares about spitting as hard as she can on your cock. "Use me like a gloryhole," she says as you pop your cock in and out of her mouth.
You carry Taeyeon's tiny body towards a trio of gym mats on the other side of the warehouse, while Karina takes a bit longer to come in as her orgasm hasn't finished yet. You two get very touchy as Taeyeon moves her face up to kiss you while you run her hands all over her ass, giving her a little spank. If Taeyeon's little ass gets most of your attention, your friend can't help but be very touchy towards Karina's big tits, massaging them from behind as soon as she turns around and stops kissing him.
Taeyeon sets her sights on jerking your cock while your friend keeps fondling Karina's milk bags as she licks her chops and even gives him a little guidance on how to run his hands over her boobs. Rina is the first to get on her knees in the mats, ready to sit on your friend's big pole as he slaps it towards her entrance. As you and Taeyeon continue your long, sloppy cock-sucking session, Karina is already fully seated on your friend's cock, ready to ride it as her sexy moans go back to fill the room.
"Hmmm, you're a dirty girl," Taeyeon says as she diverts her attention towards Karina and enjoys watching her riding that dick in reverse cowgirl and how much her big boobs are already bouncing, reminding her of when the tall girl with big bouncy tits alongside her was her groupmate Seohyun. "Are you enjoying riding that dick like that?" Taeyeon asks Karina as she starts fingering her beautiful pussy. "Hmmmm yeah," Karina says in between moans, loving watching your friend's big cock disappear under her tight pink pussy.
"Stretch that tight young pussy," Taeyeon tells your friend as Karina freely bounces on it and reaches the full base of his cock. The thing she enjoys the most after taking a big dick herself is watching another girl do the same, which ramps up her eagerness to eleven. It isn't an easy ride for Karina as she closes her eyes while your friend's cock hits all the way up her cervix, but Taeyeon is there to praise the youngester and tell her to keep going. "You're doing well; don't stop," Taeyeon tells as she picks Karina's right boob to suck while letting the other one still freely jiggle.
As Taeyeon detaches from Karina and lets her bounce freely on your friend's cock, she already lines up her pussy and puts your cock in without even looking at you. Taeyeon is so experienced, she already knows everything about your erection, especially where it points. Her loose pussy offers little resistance to your 9-inch dick, and soon enough, your meat is already deep inside her. But once you're fully in, the recognizable warmth of her cunt can be immediately felt.
Taeyeon gets on all fours as she bounces on your cock. Even in a position like doggy, where the man is the dominant one, Taeyeon still manages to keep control. Her walls slowly grip your cock while your bulge pokes her skin around her navel. You try to grab Taeyeon's ass, but second thoughts come to your mind. "It's her birthday; she is gonna do whatever she wants," you say in your head between more and more moans from Karina, who's now getting fully impaled by your friend.
"I love that fucking pussy taking that dick all the way in," Taeyeon tells Karina, never missing a chance to praise the young girl for her efforts in taking both guys big cocks. You felt a little jealous as Taeyeon gave most of her attention to Karina than to you, but she couldn't help herself; her caring unnie instincts always appear on those occasions. "Nice ride," Taeyeon tells Karina, as she loves the way her tits bounce.
You push Taeyeon a little closer to you as your friend takes a break to slap his cock on Karina's pussy. "Oh fuck," Karina says as soon as he puts it back in. Meanwhile, you increase the pace, grabbing Taeyeon by her waist and showing your cock deeper inside her tiny body. But Taeyeon quickly counters and regains control of the ride, all while giving Karina's pussy a little extra heat with her hands.
"Take that cock!" Taeyeon continues to cheer on Karina as her melons get more and more jiggly and her pussy gets more and more impaled. "Oh my God," Karina groans as your friend now thrusts up her pussy and Taeyeon smirks, giving the young girl's tits some slaps as they get on her range. It may be Taeyeon's party, but Karina is the one getting fucked hard, as she spreads her legs and lets your friend manhandle her. Taeyeon starts getting a little faster herself, humping on your dick with increased intensity as well, but never losing sight of Karina.
"Oh fuck," Karina keeps getting destroyed. Your friend is completely addicted to her tight, young pussy and plows her nonstop while she fingers herself. You and Taeyeon get romantic, kissing each other as you two enjoy watching her get pounded. 'Right there," as Karina settles on your friend's cock, Taeyeon starts giving you some instructions, with you trying to match his intensity. Both of you now have your hands on your partner's tits, with you taking Tayeon's perky little boobs from behind while your friend reaches up top to grope Karina's massive honkers.
"Uhhhhh, yes, yes, yes, please, right there." Taeyeon is now the one moaning as Karina rotates her hips on your friend's cock while you pound the noona's little body. You two get very sweaty as time goes on, sliding all over the gym mat. "Ohhh, things are getting hot in here," Taeyeon notices as Karina tilts her body towards your friend's torso and lifts her legs as he starts pounding her in a full Nelson for a few seconds. "Tease that fucking cunt," Taeyeon tells him as he keeps slapping his shaft on Karina's clit. 
"Put it back in there," Karina begs. "Ooooh, you like that cock stretching that pussy don't you, Rina?" Taeyeon teases her as her hands reach onto Karina's clit even with your hard pounding from behind. "You like this slutty little pussy?" Taeyeon asks this time directed towards your friend.
"Dirty whore," you spank Taeyeon's ass and fuck her hard. She doesn't leave your dirty talk unsawered: "Yes, I'm a dirty whore, and you fucking love that; look how hard you're working for that dirty whore's cunt," she says. "It looks like Karina is one as well, taking that big dick so fucking deep," Taeyeon continues. "Fuck me, please," Karina says. "Yes, fuck her; I want you to fuck her until that pussy is sore," Taeyeon tells your friend, who can't help but accept her offer.
You had turned into just an accessory as Taeyeon enjoyed your friend and Karina's fuckfest. But that was about to change. Taeyeon ducks her head down and rests it against the gym mat, as she wants you to top her. You noticed and quickly followed suit. With only her knees holding her little weight, Taeyeon gets ragdolled by your huge cock, enjoying every second of it. "OH MY GOD, FUCK YES!" she lets out her first scream. "Fuck, you're so fucking big," Taeyeon praises your 9-inch meat ripping her cunt apart, while getting a privileged view of Karina now grinding on your friend's dick.
"Yes, take me; yes, take that fucking pussy like that." Taeyeon demands your full efforts. You do anything to please the birthday girl. "That's so fucking good; stretch my pussy; turn it loose," she keeps telling you. "Take me like that," she continues as your cock pumps her cunt nonstop. "Take that fucking pussy with that big fucking dick." Taeyeon's dirty talk has no brakes as you pin her body down the matress with your strong, muscular hands.
Taeyeon gets up as you let her taste her juices while you now slide down the gym mat. In the background of your romantic make-out, Karina continues to get impaled. "Oh fuck, I'm cumming," she says just as Taeyeon starts to suck you off, fingering herself and riding your friend's cock hard as her boobs keep jiggling. "Yes, cum all over that fucking dick, dirty little slut," Taeyeon tells her as soon as she hears it, now getting on her knees as she faces you and lets Karina enjoy from up top how she sucks your cock.
After a long ride and a massive release of fluids coming down her pussy, Karina gets up to suck your friend's cock, mirroing Taeyeon. Soon, she wraps her big tits around your friend's shaft, sliding his wet cock up and down her massive melons with ease. "Jerk my cock off," your friend tells her. "Yes, baby, look at those big tits all over that cock," Karina smiles, Taeyeon cheering on her in the background as she watches her titfucking session while never losing sight of your cock in her mouth. "So good," your friend approves.
Taeyeon sits on your lap as she grinds her hips against your hard cock, warming it up for more while she watches. Karina sucks your friend's big pick like crazy. You two give each other torrid kisses, as Taeyeon really enjoys spending her birthday with her favorite lover. "You're such a lovely slut," you whisper in her ear as Taeyeon smiles and starts jerking your cock, pressing it between your body and hers. "Time to ride that dick," you tell her as you lie your body in the matress, letting Taeyeon slide that prick inside her warm cunt once again.
"That cock is so good," a very sweaty Taeyeon says as she slides it fully inside her pussy. As Karina keeps jerking your friend off with her tits, Taeyeon is now the one bouncing. Her ride is insane, with her taking very rapid, short thrusts down your cock that don't let you rest for a second. You never cease to be amazed at how Taeyeon places her hands on your chest and just humps that cock like crazy.
"Yeah, yeah, ahhhh," Taeyeon moans as she increases the speed of her ride. Karina watches and is eager to follow the lead of her unnie. "AHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHH." Taeyeon screams fill up the room as she moves faster, going full dick-riding whore mode. Soon, Karina also sits on your friend's cock, this time facing him and giving him easier access to her huge tits.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," you say as Taeyeon gives your cock no rest and her cheeks clap hard against your hips. "Yeah, yeah, yeah," she gives you some aegyo-esque moans as if she were still that teenager who once sang Gee, as she smashes your cock full speed. Karina tries to be a good student and copies Taeyeon's riding motion, but while doing it well, she just can't match Taeyeon's insane speed while mounting on a horse-hung cock. It's truly a skill that takes years to master, and Taeyeon is one of the very few that can do it like it's a walk in the park.
Your friend slaps Karina's fit ass, and she knows she has to go faster, but by the time she does, Taeyeon has already switched her motion, sitting hard on your cock as if she were just bouncing on one of those big yoga exercise balls. "Ohhh, baby, fuck," you're now the one on the edge as Taeyeon shows no mercy for your cock. If it depended just on her will, it would get snapped in half. Her ride is so intense that it feels like she's been possessed by some sex demon. 
Karina moans, as trying to match Taeyeon's energy proves too much for her. "Oh God, fuck," she groans as her pussy throbs and your friend keeps spanking her ass. Meanwhile, you can't do anything; Taeyeon is just on a whole new planet at this point. All you want is not to cum prematurely on her birthday once more. Five years ago, it was her throat; today, it could be her cunt, in five years, it might be her ass. This woman is the devil.
Taengoo's pussy is wet at this point; it starts queefing at each bounce she gives you, as your cock now meets a puddle of squirt inside her hole. You go feral, and it takes just a little stop in her ride for you to start pumping it up hard, as if you were seeking revenge on her for those demonic bounces a couple minutes ago. As you and Taeyeon duel like a fighting couple, making a lot of noise at each thrust, Karina just enjoys your friend's hard cock buried deep in her tight pussy.
Taeyeon tilts her body in your direction as she switches her riding motion once again. You respond by shoving your finger up her asshole. And what a switch that was, as her eyes stare right at Karina's bouncing body, and the first thing she sees are the youngster's tits in motion. However, this was just a trap that Taeyeon sets on her, as she quickly goes back to her original spot and keeps bouncing on your cock, while Karina, trying to follow, gets annihilated down under by your friend's dick.
"Yes, bow to that fucking cock," Taeyeon tells Karina while you grab her by her little boobs. The birthday girl is now the one seeing everything from above, turned on by watching Karina get plowed while she keeps bouncing on you nonstop, your bodies getting more and more slippery as her sweat and squirt spill all over you. "Ahhh, shit," you end up forcing her to stop in the middle of her ride just to survive. Well, you might have survived, but Karina's pussy is definitely getting killed at each thrust of your friend's big meat.
Your relief doesn't last long. "You can't stop like that; I'm the one who gives the commands." Taeyeon is angry you couldn't stand her ride and teaches you a lesson, gyrating her hips all over your cock and hitting it from every possible angle. This time you can survive her bombardment, as your cock gives in and surprises her with a single but massive sperm pump in her womb.
"Pleeeease," Karina begs as your friend keeps hitting her pussy hard. Meanwhile, Taeyeon was not on the pill, but she doesn't give a shit that you just ejaculated inside her, just enjoying the blend of fluids inside her needy pussy, all of them mixed by your huge cock: sweat, squirt, and cum. The sloppier, the better. She's known you for years and was aware you couldn't resist, as she now switches to a straight ride that expels all those fluids down her pussy into your shaft, balls, and crotch at each pump.
"You want more of that pussy?" Taeyeon rhetorically asks as you remain hard all the time, even after shooting inside her. To her side, Karina now starts riding in some crab-esque motion that Taeyeon can't help but find funny. "He's really getting those legs shaking," she tells her.
As you two finally finish your epic ride, it feels like Taeyeon wants more, bouncing her hips in the air with your cock already out of her. More fluids come out of her pussy, most of it being her squirt and your cum. Taeyeon makes sure to swallow all of them before moving on to the next round. "Ahh fuck," you scream, relieved that Taeyeon's cock torture is finally over. That woman really knows how to drain you.
Taeyeon dives straight to your cock, making sure it's back to the ideal size she wants. Any hint of flaccidness is gone in a couple seconds of her mouth working on it. Like a good, caring unnie, Taeyeon shares your cock with Karina, letting the youngster get spit-roasted as she tastes your wet dick already back at full strength. Taeyeon laughs as Karina is now just a piece of meat slotted between two hard cocks. "Look at that fucking slut," she says as she grabs Karina's hair and dunks her head against your dick.
Karina loves the way her unnie treats her, smiling at Taeyeon's face as soon as she lets her pull out of it, making your cock even sloppier. As Taeyeon now takes care of it, you get up to kiss Karina, who is still getting impaled by your friend during all this time, as he never lets go of her. You watch Karina's boobs bounce and then shove Taeyeon's face against your crotch. "Throat it, slut, choke on that fucking cock just like that," you tell her, still upset that she made you cum earlier.
"Oh my god, fuck, I'm gonna cum again." Karina is really straight-forward, and damn, her pussy is really sensitive as she braces herself for her third orgasm. One thing is certain: Karina came here just for fun but will come out with the perfect guy for whatever escapades she makes when she gets bored of her boyfriend. "Make her fucking cum," Taeyeon tells your friend as Karina's moans get softer and more childlike at every bounce on his cock.
Karina's queefing pussy finally gives in as she orgasms all over your friend's cock. As she cums, he tounches her very sensitive boobs, sending her to the heavens. While Karina gets up to taste her juices, you put Taeyeon in a fetal position and go down on her meaty, bushy cunt. "OH MY GOD! YES!" Taeyeon screams as she gets upside down, your tongue working all over her cum-filled, squirting babyhole. Her legs shake as you increase the heat in her vagina, filling the room with her moans. "You can't stop singing even during sex, holy shit" you mock her.
"OH FUCK. AHHHH. YESS." Taeyeon continues to let her feelings out as her pussy gets overwhelmed by your sweeping tongue. You move up and down, side by side, tasting every inch of her cunt. "AHHHHHH. AHHHHHH. AHHHHH." Taeyeon screams. You were truly throwing the perfect party for her. "Hmmm, so fucking hot," Karina tells her as Taeyeon wraps your legs around your head, ready to deliver a singing orgasm. Karina is already on all fours as your friend now takes her from behind, but you and Taeyeon aren't even noticing, fully focused on making the most of such a hot moment.
Taeyeon's legs tremble and open up as she cums. She fully spreads her legs as her sweaty body slides on the floor, and she squirts all over your face, giving you a big smirk. Not even seconds after finishing her orgasm, she already knows what's up next: "We are late," she tells you, getting on all fours to match Karina as the two kiss each other.
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"FUCK!" Taeyeon yells hard as soon as you penetrate her pussy. But Karina is having a much harder time even staying up, as your friend's big bull has been manhandling her for a long time now. Both couples are now in perfect sync, but while Taeyeon takes your poundings with eyes wide open, Karina just closes her eyes as her pussy is already extremely sore after three orgasms and your friend molding it to the shape of his cock.
You spank Taeyeon's ass, and your friend soon follows and spanks Karina's. Now we've got two dueling whores—a match between youth and experience. On one side, moans and jiggly boobs; on the other, smiles at each penetration and the desire for more. "Oh my God, you hit me so fucking deep," Taeyeon tells you as she rolls her eyes. It turns out even the top whores can feel a lot of heat with such a massive cock like yours.
On the other side, Karina simply has no control over her boobs, letting them freely bounce like an airmless weapon. As they bump against each other, Karina's gets even more sensitive. But Taeyeon is no further behind. The two sluts now fully close her eyes and become just a pair of fucktoys on your and your friend's hands as you two firmly grab them by their little waists and keep pounding them.
"Good girls." You two praise them as they keep moaning with your cocks buried deep inside their cunts. Taeyeon and Karina look at each other and share kisses once more; it's the only relief they get amidst the pair of cocks stretching them out as hard as they can. "You look so hot getting fucked on all fours," Taeyeon tells Karina, who enjoys her unnie's compliments. Your friend now gives Karina's shoulders a massage while fucking her, while you firmly grip Taeyeon by her waist and love how she feels the heat of your cock hitting her tiny cum-filled womb all the way up to her cervix.
"God damn it," Taeyeon curses as the doggystyle fucking session keeps going on. "Oh my God, yes," Karina follows up as their hairs are now completely messy and sweaty and the rest of their bodies are aching as they have been turned into cocksleeves for your big meats. Karina has to use her long nails to cling to the gym mattress. Taeyeon pretends to sturggle to stay on her feet, but that tiny girl is stronger than most give her credit, as she rightens up her hair even with just one hand holding all the strangth of your poundings.
Taeyeon regains enough strangth that she starts moving her hips up and down your shaft. You give her ass a spank in approval." YES, FUCK, YES, OH MY GOD, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. On the other side, Karina is just a screaming mess as she starts shaking again. Little does she know, things are about to get even harder for her.
"Let's get down," you tell Taeyeon, who slides her body to the mat fully. Karina follows suit. You know this is Taeyeon's favorite position. She loves getting prone-boned by a massive cock up her holes. And of course, you're not gonna forget about it on her birthday of all days. Taeyeon reaches down and adjusts your cock to penetrate her at the best possible angle. Meanwhile, your friend doesn't even wait for you to start, already pounding Karina's pink slit as he gets more and more addicted to it.
"Fuck me like your life depends on it," Taeyeon tells you as you bone her. Meanwhile, Karina can only moan as she is getting stretched out nonstop. Taeyeon looks at her and gives her a little smirk before asking, "How long can you last?". "Not much, unnie. AHHHHHHHH," she says, barely able to finish.
"THAT FUCKING DICK IS SO GOOD, YOU GO SO FUCKING DEEP," Taeyeon screams as you pound her nonstop. Your session has essentially turned into a pair of hard dueling swords to see who can fuck their partner the hardest. Your balls smack Taeyeon's clit at each thrust, while your friend now slides his hands under Karina to fondle her tits while smashing them against the floor at each pounding. Even Taeyeon feels overwhelmed as you guys don't lift the foot off the gas at any second. 
"FUCKK. AHHHHH!" Taeyeon screams with her mouth wide open, while Karina grinds her teeth as your friend destroys her sore pussy. You and Taeyeon hotly kiss each other while Karina gets completely topped. "I think she's gonna collapse," Taeyeon whispers to you. "Stay put, you dirty little slut," Taeyeon tells Karina, as her guy keeps pumping her. Taeyeon's words make Karina find the last bit of strength she still has left, enduring your friend's bombardment of her pussy for a little longer.
You and Taeyeon continue to make out. "You look so fucking hot taking that cock," she tells Karina; she really enjoys watching her get destroyed. "Give it to me," she tells you, feeling a little jealous of Karina as the youngster's tits are now completely pressed against the floor and getting fondled by her man's, making Taeyeon wish she had such big boobs to feel the same way.
The two girls cum at the same time. While Taeyeon is sharing kisses with you, Karina has completely collapsed, with even her head now smashed in the floor, all that with your friend's cock still buried deep inside her. You two now finally move at a slower speed, just riding their orgasms. "I think I'm done for today; my pussy walls are so swollen they doubled in size. He really fucked me good," Karina says. She may have been out of combat, but Taeyeon is ready for more. "No problem, but please stay for the rest of the party," Taeyeon asks her. "Of course, unnie. I'll do everything you ask me," Karina gently replies.
"I want both of you to take turns in my ass," Taeyeon tells them as your friend pulls out of Karina, staring at both men with naughty eyes. Karina smiles, feeling like she's about to watch something special.
Taeyeon stays on the mat, with you just turning her body at a 90-degree angle. She gasps as your meat enters her asshole. No matter how familiar she is with your cock, it happens every single time you fuck her ass. At the same position you were fucking her pussy, you start drilling her butthole. "OHHHH. FUCKKK," she says. The only action going on is now you and her going 1 vs. 1. Her pussy squirts all over the matress as you gape her ass.
"So hot," Karina says. She really made the right decision to stay. Taeyeon is about to teach her how to become a top slut. "Yes, please, right there, fuck," Taeyeon says as Karina spreads her unnie's cheeks for your massive meat. Her eyes are now completely closed. The way you anally fucked her was truly special; no other guy could stretch her asshole the way you could, and Taeyeon knew that all the way back in the first time you two met each other.
"I love the way you stretch my tight little ass," Taeyeon tells you. You have heard that multiple times already, but it always turns you on. "Don't you fucking stop," she keeps saying. The way you fuck her is so simple, yet the chemistry between both of you is just amazing and scorching hot. Karina definitely seems to agree as she watches it up close. You now fuck Taeyeon's ass at a straight angle, sending her over the moon in the process. Close to you, Karina can only gasp at how your meat disappears inside her unnie's tiny hole with such ease. Nine whole inches, and she takes it like it's nothing.
"Such a big fucking dick," Taeyeon praises your massive manhood. "And you're such a good girl, spreading Unnie's ass," she says to Karina as you finish fucking her ass. Now, it's your friend's turn. "Give me that big gift up my ass for the first time," Taeyeon tells your friend while Karina licks her asshole in preparation. "Dirty slut wants to taste it?" she pokes her. As Karina gapes her unnie's ass, your friend takes your cock up Taeyeon's butt with ease. "Yes, please, take turns in my ass," she begs once more.
"Yes, right there, oh my godddddd, fuck," Taeyeon moans as if she were singing. You enjoy the way your friend stretches her butthole out as she closes her eyes and gets her hole fucked good. "Stuffing my fucking ass like a champion," she says, giving your friend a compliment as he reaches deeper. "Oh my God, you're gonna make me cum," she tells him as she reaches balls deep. 
Your friend can resist and starts manhandling Taeyeon's tiny ass. "Get in there," he says. "AHHHHHHH," she screams as soon as he starts fucking her faster. Taeyeon was truly caught by surprise as her clenched pussy opened up while her ass got destroyed. "SHITTTTT," your friend didn't come to play, as he truly wants to dethrone you for the number one spot among the best fuckers in Taeyeon's tight butt. 
"Yes, please, fucking destroy this fucking ass," Taeyeon says. Now for every two words that come from her mouth, one is a f-bomb. "Fuck, you're so fucking hot," she tells your friend as his balls make contact with her cunt. "Make me fucking cum, please; show how much you love this tight little hole," she tells him. "Fuck me harder, fuck me, fuck me hard like that," she keeps incentivizing him one f-bomb at a time. "Give it to her," you say in the background. 
"Are you ready to cum, baby?" he asks Taeyeon. "Yes, give it to me; make me your little slut," she replies. Soon enough, your friend gives Taeyeon that coveted anal orgasm she is craving. Taeyeon's body stays shaking on the floor as Karina tastes your friend's cock, eager to enjoy her unnie's butthole as she gives him a sloppy blowjob, while Taeyeon goes back to suck yours.
"I want both of you inside me," Taeyeon tells you as she gives your cock a little lick. You lie both on the mattress as she gets ready to sit her ass on your erect pole. "Fuck that dick is so big," Taeyeon whispers as your pole fully impales her asshole, staring at Karina, who enjoys her little unnie getting stuffed like a whore. 
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"I want you to put your dick inside me too, come on, do it, don't be shy," Taeyeon begs your friend, looking at him with eyes full of lust as she rests her body on top of yours and rests her head on Karina's torso, while the youngester now sits on top of your face. Taeyeon spreads her meaty, used-up cunt for your friend's huge cock. "Yes, please, get in," she tells him as he teases her, going in and out of her pussy.
"Stuff me, please; I want both your dicks inside me. JUST LIKE THAT," she screams as your friend fully commits to her pussy, pumping it hard from the start. Nothing Taeyeon loves more than a pair of candles double penetrating her on her birthday. But for the first time, she's got someone else to watch it, which makes it even hotter for her. Just like before, Taeyeon moans as if she's singing, clinging to Karina's body as she reaches her little arms at her waist, while her head rests just under Karina's tits, her tiny body moving up and down yours as your friend pounds her pussy.
"That's so fucking good; your guys dicks are so fucking big," Taeyeon says as she now grabs Karina's boobs while your friend fingers her pussy and plays with her big bush. "Fuck, you guys are so good to me, giving me the best birthday ever and stretching out my fucking holes like that," Taeyeon says as she clenches them hard around your cock. "Watch it, Rina; this is what sluts are made of," she tells the youngster while looking at her, although the only thing she can see are her boobs.
Your friend chokes Taeyeon, who tells him she finds it hot. "You like watching me get fucked by both of these cocks?" Taeyeon asks Karina as her head slides right between the young girl's tits. "Soon you'll be the one taking those big fucking dicks for your birthday," she tells Karina. "If you haven't already, of course," Taeyeon laughs. "You fucking boys stuff me so fucking good; you take that fucking ass and pussy so... good," she tells them as both of you increase the pace of your thursts inside her holes.
Karina holds Taeyeon's legs up in the air, looking at your friend and future sexcapade guy licking her chops, thinking to herself that she can't wait to be at Taeyeon's place. "I hope my boyfriend doesn't mind it," she tells herself. "That pussy is so good," your friend tells Taeyeon, impressed at how quickly her hole gets wet for his cock. And just as he notices it, she says, "Fuck, you're gonna fucking make me cum. Yes, please, fuck please," Taeyeon tells him.
Your friend truly wasn't ready for what came next. As he shoved his cock deeper into Taeyeon's vagina, he started groaning. Her walls clenched, and she started "biting" his cock, which bends just at her entrance. Taeyeon puts her finger on his clit and closes her eyes as she starts cumming, expelling his cock out with a volcanic squirt that reaches all the way up into his torso.
"OHHHHHHH!" Tayeon screams as she squirts. "Holy shit," your friend says, amazed at the geyser coming out of her cunt that gets his body wet from top to bottom. "Fuck her harder, make her squirt harder," Karina tells him as soon as he finds room to go back inside Taeyeon's pussy. He grabs Taeyeon's left leg with one hand and her neck with the other, pounding her wet puddle of a cunt as hard as he can under the watchful and naughty eye of Karina.
"You're so fucking hot taking me, taking that fucking pussy like that." Taeyeon praises your friend as she licks the juices from her cunt. He fingers her, hoping for another river of squirt, as Taeyeon wraps her arms around Karina's waist. Meanwhile, Taeyeon's waist gets grabbed hard by your friend, who pounds her so fast that he makes your cock slip out of Taeyeon's asshole.
Taeyeon massages your hard cock out of her hole while your friend keeps giving her a rough missionary. "Let me taste your fucking cock," she tells him, kicking him out of her pussy and sliding down your body to blow his cock off. Jealousy starts to get into your head. For the first time in a long while, your cock isn't Taeyeon's preferred choice. She kisses your friend and praises his cock in front of you, to the point where it feels like she's doing it on purpose.
You only have Karina's mouth on your cock to please you; meanwhile, your friend is putting his filthy hands all over Taeyeon's wet pussy and helping her squirt again, much to her delight as she kisses him. Taeyeon screams as he makes her squirt, followed by a laugh and a kiss as she follows. Soon, she's riding his cock as well. "Rina, you're so hot sucking this dick," Taeyeon tells her as Karina keeps savoring your monster pole. 
For the first time in a while, Taeyeon gets closer to you as she kisses Karina to get a taste of your cock. You feel a little angry, but you don't want to be an asshole and ruin her party. Lucky for you, Taeyeon's next request to Karina ends up being a blessing to you.
"Rina, do me a favor," Taeyeon starts. "Go to my bag, get my phone, and film me taking both their cocks," she finishes. Karina starts to laugh at her unnie's outrageous request. Taeyeon really wanted that recording as her birthday souvenir. As Karina gets up to pick up the phone, you lick your chops, looking right into Taeyeon's eyes. As she rides your friend's cock in her pussy, her ass is wide open for you to top her. You know this is your chance to reassert your spot as her top man, and you're gonna take it and stuff her just like you did the first time you two met each other.
Taeyeon looks really excited while riding his dick. As Karina gets her unnie's phone and approaches you three, you insert your cock in Taeyeon's ass. You know it's going to be a tough task, but out of all the countless DPs Taeyeon has experienced, you'll make sure this is her best.
"Please put that fucking big dick in my ass; stretch me wide open," Taeyeon tells you. As Karina starts to film it, Taeyeon is already falling on her knees. You go slow, but make sure to fuck her ass balls deep from the start as your sack hits your friend's cock, stretching her pussy. Taeyeon loved how you hit her in the right spots from the beginning. Truth be told, while being an anchor man has its advantages, being the alpha dog of a DP will always be the preferred option.
"Fuck, you guys are stretching me so hard; fucking make me your tiny little fucking slut, getting those fucking big dicks inside my tiny fucking holes. Fucking me in front of my dongsaeng," Taeyeon says as Karina moves around you guys and starts filming both of your cocks pumping inside Taeyeon's stretched holes. Karina feels amazed: "I need to throw a birthday party just like unnie's," she thinks.
"Oh Gosh. Rina, are you filming this?" Taeyeon asks her, enjoying getting stuffed by both of your cocks to the fullest, especially at how you're mounting her like a raging bull. "Yes, unnie, it's so fucking hot," she tells Taeyeon. "I think I'm in paradise now; these cocks stretch me so weel, ahhhhh." Taeyeon continues. "Good girl, taking all that fucking dick deep in her holes," you tell her.
"AHHHHHHHH. OH. MY. GOD. THAT'S SO MUCH COCK!" Taeyeon screams as your bull pumps her intensely. Besides filming, Karina now reaches under her new lover's cock, caressing it as he stuffs it in Taeyeon's pussy. Taeyeon wraps her hands around your feet as you put all your strength into destroying her asshole, topping her like she's your personal bitch. "Fuck you guys make me feel so good," she says as you pick up the pace, leading the charge more and more as the dominant alpha while your friend lies idle with Karina jerking him off.
"Slut enjoying it a lot, aren't you, Taengoo?" you ask, using her nickname. "Fuck," is how she answers; you don't need to ask anything else. Karina keeps filming both cocks pumping her unnie's pair of fuckholes, fingering herself to the scene. "You guys are gonna make me explode with those two fucking big dicks," Taeyeon continues as her holes start to queef, your balls colliding with your friend's shaft as he pushes his cock up her cunt and you push yours deep in her ass.
Taeyeon is just a stuffed moaning whore now, as the two cocks work her cunt and anus in perfect sync, hitting deep inside her at the same time. You take Taeyeon by surprise, fucking her ass now at full speed as revenge for her making you feel jealous a while ago, showing her who the boss is. "Give it to her," your friend tells you as Taeyeon starts to call for God more than she ever did—in fact, every time you hit deep in her asshole.
Your friend gets some extra motivation from Taeyeon's screams, pushing up her pussy as well. Now that's all that's left for her, screaming at each pump of both cocks deep inside her fuckholes until she cums. Taeyeon pleads to God more than 100 times, but her prayers go unanswered. The only thing she gets is your raging boner stuffing her even harder, making you groan as you get close to cum. Karina registers everything while wishing to get fucked like that. "Rina, you like watching your unnie get treated like a dirty little slut?" Taeyeon asks her.
"Of course," Karina answers as she zooms her phone close to the action. Taeyeon's holes barely appear now, fully stuffed with cock. "AH. AH. AH. AH. AH." Taeyeon rapdily screams as both cocks don't stop stretching her out, yours leading the charge. "OH, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CUM, HOLY SHIT," she continues, her body now completely sweaty while her eyes haven't seen any light for many minutes.
You slow down and enjoy Taeyeon's begging. The independent woman turned into a screaming slut for cock. "Rina, are you filming?" is all she can ask. "Yeah," Karina responds. "I've got a great angle; I think you're gonna enjoy it," she says as Taeyeon lets out yet another moan and creams all over those cocks, while your friend kisses her neck and licks her sweat. "You boys destroy my holes so fucking good," Taeyeon says, her face turning red.
"I want both of you guys to cum on my face and blow those fucking birthday candles all over it," she says. "Is that what you want?" you ask her. "Yes, please," she answers. 
You guys pull out of Taeyeon, jerking your big cocks while she gets on her knees; her little body does not even get past your legs. "Yes, I want it," Taeyeon unleashes her rarely seen aegyo. "Rina I want you to film it," Taeyeon says as she puts her hands on both men's legs. Karina has a great view from the phone's lens, and with Taeyeon's little body surrounded by both cocks from such big guys, she can only record them from their torso down. Taeyeon's skin and especially her bush glow under the camera's lens as well.
"And then I want you to cum kiss me after," Taeyeon says, to which Karina reacts with her biggest smile of the day, which Taeyeon follows with one of her own, never losing sight of the two big cocks jerking off for her. "Are you guys ready to cum on my face and have my hot friend cum swap with me?" Taeyeon asks. Both of you start singing happy birthday to her as you guys get closer.
"I want every last drop," Taeyeon says just as you guys finish singing. As soon as she says those words, your friend is the first to cover her face, with Taeyeon scooping the cum that doesn't hit it with her bare hands. "Yes, perfect," she says. "Ah, fuck," your friend groans as she drains his balls to the fullest.
You're the next in line. Taeyeon's left cheek is already fully covered in semen as your friend slaps his cock in her face. "Thank you for such a good gift," she praises him and even rubs his tip on her eye, bringing back that feeling of jealousy in you. "Rina is gonna love this," she says, already aware of her friend's burning desire for your friend's cock.
"Ready to cum now?" Taeyeon sexily asks you. The load you drop on her is so sudden that she opens her mouth gleefully in happiness, watching as it reaches all the way down her chest, scooping what drops down and rubbing on it too. The next load hit her right cheek, as her face is now fully covered in cum, and you're also completely drained.
"You guys were so fucking good to me today; thank you for the best party ever," Taeyeon says, grabbing your friends already deflating cock while sucking your while still hard and then taking turns at giving both tips a few kisses.
"Take the camera and let Rina come here," Taeyeon tells you. Karina is extremely happy as she licks her unnie's cum-covered face, tasting it like the cream on top of a birthday cake. Taeyeon drops the cum in her mouth into Karina's, licking what spills into her face. "That's so hot, I love it," she says, looking at you. "Next time, it's going to be your face all covered in cum," Taeyeon tells Karina, who laughs, hoping that comes soon enough.
As you film the girls kissing each other, one final idea comes to Taeyeon's mind. "I can't go home all sweaty and full of cum; can you guys clean me before we leave?" she asks. "Sure, let's take a shower," you two say. "Yes, but not the kind of shower you guys are thinking," Taeyeon says.
"What kind?" They ask. "I want those cocks peeing all over me. I know you guys have a lot in the tank; after all, it's how you clean those pipes after so much cum, isn't it?" she says.
"Holy shit," you exclaim, never thinking that Taeyeon would ask for a golden shower. She never had before over all those years, but it's her birthday, and she wanted something a little more outside the box. "Stay there and film all of it, Rina," she says. "I want your friend to clean my body with his piss while you clear my throat as I get ready for tomorrow," she orders.
You guys oblige, as your friend makes sure to piss all over her body, giving her torso, boobs, face, and even her bush some cleaning. Meanwhile, your hot piss goes all into Taeyeon's throat. Not gonna lie, you love turning the throat that has sung some of Korea's biggest hits into your personal urinal.
"Amazing," Taeyeon says as you two run out of piss. She gargles yours in her mouth and then drinks it. "Thanks for such a great birthday party. You and your buddy, Karina, all did amazing today. I hope we'll have many more meetings in the future." Taeyeon gives a brief speech as she goes towards Karina and your friend first. "I think you guys should spend the night together, as long as you didn't schedule anything with your boyfriend, right, Rina?" she asks.
"No, unnie, I don't have anything tonight," Karina says. "Then fine, just watch for the paparazzi. They are always lurking. I can take you guys to my apartment if you want," she says. "Sure, unnie," Karina tells her as they get a hot, spicy shower together and minutes later leave the building.
Now it's just you and Taeyeon in the warehouse, both still naked. "You blew me away today. I loved how you felt so jealous when I gave your friend lots of attention. You really don't want to lose your favorite noona, don't you?" she asked. "Never," you said. "Then let's go to your house and enjoy a romantic night," she continued.
As you two have some post-sex fun in the warehouse's shower and get ready to leave it, Taeyeon gets in her car and heads towards your house for dinner. It was always her policy to leave in separate cars from her partner since the day she got caught dating in one. But before she did so, she said those final words:
"I can't wait to know what you're going to prepare for my 40th birthday." Yes, she was already thinking of it that far ahead.
Today, I'm starting a new series called Legends. This series is about some of the most iconic female idols and will feature longer stories with a lot of sex, that, depending on the idol, can be very passionate or very extreme. To feature on this series, the idol must be at least 30 years old and have some iconic moments that are entrenched into k-pop's lore. The stories will all take place around their birthdays, with each idol getting a special kind of celebration.
For this year, I'll take on idols born in 1989 and 1994 (so those who turn either 35 or 30 years old this year). Taeyeon, who turned 35 four days ago, was my choice to start it, featuring her in a DP foursome alongside Karina (who could very likely be herself a future legend) with a very nasty ending. Besides Taeyeon, there are other 3 idols I have in mind for this series in 2024: Suzy, Krystal (who turn 30) and Taeyeon's groupmate Yuri (who also turns 35).
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help-itrappedmyself · 3 months
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Summoning Game Show
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They are all in a warehouse fighting a bunch of cultists, trying to keep them from activating their summoning circle when it happens. One of the cultists manages to hit Red Robin across the face hard enough for blood to drip down from you cut. The blood lands in the summoning circle at Red Robin’s feet and he has a moment to realize he is standing in the circle before it starts glowing Lazarus green and sucks him in.
He lands with a yelp in a very large room. There is a podium at the front and people are starting to come in from the walls, but they aren’t human. They are also glowing lazarus green, and Red tracks a boy with white hair and a black suit as his tail turns into legs and he starts walking towards the podium.
Red looks up and the portal is still open above him, but It’s starting to flicker. He assumes that means it’s closing and starts trying to find a way back up there, but it’s to far from any walls, and the ceiling has nothing for the grapple to attach to, and he can’t get any further before Nightwing is falling towards him.
“Oh, shit.” Red mutters, getting out of the way. Of course, Dick rolls with it and pops up ready to fight.
“Red, are you okay?”
“ Fine, but we have no way back up.”
Dick turns to look at the portal, only for Hood and Robin to fall through as well, right before it closes.
Dick and Tim share a look as Damian and Jason pick themselves off the floor.
“Wonderful!” They all turn to the voice at the front of the room. “Now that everyone is here, we can get started! Welcome to the Infinite Realms. I’m Danny, your host for the competition. You are here because you tried to summon the Ghost King, Great One, Slayer of Pariah Dark, Ruler of the Infinite Realms. You shouldn’t have thought it would be so easy. He has brought you here instead so you can compete for the right to an audience. The rules are simple, each round you will compete against one of His subjects, and if you are successful, you will earn a clue in the final puzzle! There will be one round for each contestant to earn a clue. If you lose your round, the others play on without you. Only those still in the game at the end of the last round will have the chance to solve the final puzzle. Any questions?”
The vigilantes looked among themselves. They didn’t mean to be here, but this seemed worth at least getting more information on.
“What happens if we lose exactly?” Nightwing asks.
“You spin the wheel of dimensions, and then Kitty takes care of you.” 
“And… What if we don’t want to play?” Red asks hesitantly. 
There is a frown from Danny. The other ghosts in the room shared looks. Danny starts to flicker as he grows fangs and his eyes start to glow more brightly. 
“Are you trying to tell me that after finding, drawing, and successfully activating your summoning circle, after hearing the terms of engagement you have decided that your goal was not to meet the King, but instead to waste all of our time?”
“No! Nope, we are so ready to compete.” Nightwing states. “We’d love to meet the King.”
“Ah!” Danny calms back into a smile. “Then we continue!”
Danny nods to one of the ghosts, who leaves through a side door.
“Now you can decide who plays each challenge, but remember, each person can only compete in one round. The first three rounds are physical competitions. The first is a timed obstacle course. Since us ghosts have a natural advantage over you guys, this is a timed event rather than a race. However, since we still need to participate, Skulker will be chasing you as Boxy tries to distract you. Choose your contestant!”
Nightwing raises his hand.
Inspired by this post by @phantoms-world-and-more
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 6 months
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I Talk Telly Awards 2023 were won by Good Omens, Staged, David and Michael and David! 🥳🥳🥳❤❤❤
Acceptance Speech for BEST COMEDY PARTNERSHIP - DAVID TENNANT & MICHAEL SHEEN - STAGED
David: Hello, everybody. David Tennant here from TV's Staged. Just dropping by to the I Talk Telly Awards to say... thank you because we are very thrilled to have won an award for Staged.
Georgia: Oh, that's nice.
David: Yeah.
Georgia: What's it for?
David: Best Comedy partnership.
Georgia: Oh, right. For erm.
David: For me and...
Georgia: You and Michael.
David: Me and Michael.
Georgia: Ok. That's... That's nice.
David: You know what that means, Georgia.
Georgia: No, I'm not doing it again.
David: Yeah, it's time.
Georgia: No, I'm not doing it again.
David: You've got to.
Georgia: David, I'm not doing it again.
David: You've got to.
Georgia: Everyone else has moved on and you need to too.
David: It's impolite. We've got to say thank you properly for the award to the lovely people who voted. We love them very much. Go on...
Georgia: I don't wanna do it.
David: Do it.
[Georgia holds big cardboard head of Michael Sheen in front of herself]
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David: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy! Michaeeeeel! Michael Sheen and David Tennant here saying thank you for recognizing us as Best Comedy Partnership. Very kind. We're thrilled, aren't we, Michael?
[The cardboard head of Michael nods]
David: Anything else you want to say, Michael?
[The cardboard head of Michael shakes as no]
David: Anything at all?
[The cardboard head of Michael shakes as no]
David: Say something in Welsh.
Georgia behind the head: I don't want to say anything in Welsh.
David: Must be something you could say in Welsh.
Georgia behind the head: I don't want to say anything in Welsh.
David: Thanks everybody! Iechyd da! [= Cheers in Welsh]
Acceptance Speech for BEST RETURNING COMEDY - STAGED
[There is Anna and Lyra, with Cardboard Georgia and Cardboard David]
Lyra: Thank you everyone for voting for Staged!
Anna whispers: For Best Returning Comedy.
Lyra: For Best Returning Comedy.
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Acceptance Speech for BEST DRAMATIC PERFORMANCE - DAVID TENNANT - LITVINENKO
David: Hello. Welcome to backstage at the Domar Warehouse. I just stepped out of rehearsals for a second because I want to say thank you so much for this award. Litvinenko was such a very special project to be part of. It meant so much to all of us who were involved in telling Sasha Litvinenko's story. It wasn't just another job. We were telling the story of an extraordinary man and his extraordinary family. It was an honour to portray him. And it means so much to have it recognized in this way. Marina Litvinenko and Anatoly, her son, were extraordinary human beings to get to know. And to be entrusted with their story is something that I will be forever proud of. So this means a great deal. So thank you to everyone who voted and thank you to I Talk Telly. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much.
We don't have an acceptance speech but Good Omens won in the BEST RETURNING DRAMA category! :)
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Tim's wife coming home for good from the army(that's how her and Tim met) and surprises him at the station and meets the rookies who couldn't believe the hardass Tim bradford was such a softie for someone, let alone married -you did very good on my last request thought I'd give you my other one I had in my notes
for good? - tim bradford
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🪐: here you go pookie <3 and thank you so much! i had a really fun time writing this
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The plane ride was tortuous, your leg bounced up and down uncontrollably waiting for your flight to end so you could finally see Tim. 
You had been deployed for nearly two years, and it was hard. Your contract had finally ended, you neglected to tell Tim you had not re-signed it. You had contacted Wade and formed a plan with him to assure everything would go to plan and stay a surprise.
Tim was used to you not calling everyday knowing how busy you were so that was already taken care of, god how you missed Tim. The last several months you knew you were retiring, it was killing you to not share it with Tim but you wanted to be face to face with him, to see the surprise on his face, to be able to hug him tight and tell him you were never leaving again.
As soon as the plane landed you were on your feet reaching for your carry on, you were the first to unboard. Time felt as if it slowed, you looked around and saw families rushing for their flights, and people sitting around or nodding off waiting for their gates to be called. You had almost forgotten what a civilized society looked like, constantly being cooped up on base with people who wear the same clothes, walk, talk, and breathe the same way. 
Your eyes became blurry, the image of everything you’ve missed suddenly hitting you. All of the quiet late night talks you didn't get to have, all of Tim’s milestones you weren't there to cheer him on for, nothing had paused when you left, and it was foolish for you to think they would but a small part of you hoped. Your heart ached but you continued your walk to baggage claim, impatiently waited for your bags to finally come into sight on the conveyor belt. 
The car ride to the station had been long, although you were jetlagged, the excitement of finally seeing Tim was more than enough to keep your body awake. The moment you saw the station it felt like your heart had skipped a beat, the uber driver dropped you off at the main entrance and you walked in suitcases and duffle bags in hand. 
“Hello! Can I help you?”  the sweet front dusk lady asked you with a big smile, “Yes, i'm here to see Sargent, Wade Grey.” you returned the welcoming smile. She made a call, presumably to Wade and then allowed you to head up to his office.
“(Y/n)!” Wade greeted as you stepped your heavy boots into his office, “It feels like I haven't seen you in forever!” he walked over and took your mountains of bags off your shoulders and hands before giving you a warm hug. “It has been forever, Sir” you stated, formalities still ingrained in your head “Oh come on, you don’t have to call me ‘Sir,’ just Wade (y/n)” he laughed, you shook your head with a laugh accompanying his. 
Everyone welcomed you home with open arms, helping you with putting up banners and blowing up balloons, putting confetti everywhere, making the room very loud and obvious that something big was happening. Wade had made Tim go on a patrol run, making up some excuse that he needed Tim to check out an abandoned warehouse that was possibly housing drug addicts. Clearly that was a lie, Wade knew damn well no suspicious activity was going on at that warehouse but he knew it would give the precinct time to set up your welcome home party. 
Tim was very annoyed when he realized there was nothing going on at the abandoned warehouse, it was actually quite clean. Tim sighed and radioed that everything was clear and he was making his way back to the station, on his drive back he had noticed it had been a good while since he heard from you and made a mental note to try and call you later after his shift. 
The moment everyone heard Tim’s radio response stating he was coming back to the station, your nerves shot up, you had missed him so much it was killing you. It felt like your soul was constricting and struggling to wait for its other half to be connected to it again, as you waited, you noticed a few new people appear. They looked slightly confused at what exactly Wade had wanted when he radioed them to come back to the station for an important meeting, “Did we walk into the right building?” Nolan asked looking around comically, you had pointed him out immediately from the way he walked in. 
Tim had told you about the rookies a couple of years ago when they first came in, Nolan, Lucy, and Jackson. He could not stand Nolan and was glad to not have him as his “boot,” while overseas Tim had called you abnormally early telling you about Jackson and although you had not met him, you heart broke for what he could’ve been. You wished you were home to comfort Tim, and you would’ve gone AWOL just to hug Tim if he hadn’t made you promise you'd stay on base.
Now, Lucy, you had felt bad for Lucy because you knew that she was going to fall victim to all the ‘Tim-Tests’ and have to put up with all of Tim’s stern glances and lack of sense of humor. Tim had talked about Lucy quite a few time’s on calls, he told you about what she had gone through and you knew she was going to be an exceptional cop with how brave she stayed during her time in captivity.
Following Nolan’s confusion was who you assumed was his rookie, you had not been told about her yet but she looked sweet and smiled when she saw you in uniform and the sign above your head that announced “im home.” The young rookie had hit the arm of the other rookie, who Tim had mentioned, Aaron Thorsen. You knew the name, and Tim had expressed his concern for Aaron joining the team.
“You must be the rookie’s Tim told me about!” you grinned widely, they all looked at you surprised and even slightly confused “im (y/n), Tim’s wife! Nice to finally meet you guys” you continued with quiet amusement as they were all left with mouths agape. 
“Tim’s wife? The grump was able to get a wife?” the young rookie had asked, looking at you. A small laugh left your body, you knew he wasn’t a big angel at work but you never thought he was that bad to get nicknamed ‘the grump.” 
All of them came up to you, introducing themselves and making small remarks at how different you were from Tim, you were sunshine compared to him. That’s what they said at least.
While you all were talking you heard the familiar voice you have waited so long to hear in person, “What happened? What are you guys all doing here?” Tim questioned fast, wondering why so many colors were blowing up in his face. “That’s no way to talk to your colleagues is it, honey.” your snarky remark nearly made him stop breathing, he looked at you, taking your form in. His eyes were wide and teary “(y/n)?” he croaked out, voice breaking. “Im home” you exclaimed with the same croak to your voice, as if time around you two stood still he ran towards you, sweeping you off your feet as he hugged you. “You’re home? I thought you weren’t getting home till next week? What changed?” He had a million questions and you could only answer him one at a time.
“Tim, Baby, I'm home for good. I didn’t re-sign.” you whispered softly, he looked at you like you had personally created the entire milky way right in front of him. “You’re home. Forever?” his knees almost buckled at the thought of being able to wake up next you everyday for the rest of your lives.
You nodded your head and hugged him tighter, he held you like you were the only woman to ever exist. He silently thanked whoever listened that you were home and safe in his arms.
Once you two were done having your moment, he introduced you to the new recruits, and Angela gave you a hug welcoming you home and telling you and Tim, you all had to go on a double date. You were still shocked she had married a lawyer and now had two children. 
You sat there with Tim, taking in your environment and enjoying the loud laughter and stories on what Tim did for Lucy’s ‘Tim-Tests’, as you sat listening to the god awful stories, you were at peace, sitting around with the people who kept your husband up and safe while you were away.
You had never been happier and you were glad to be able to feel this with Tim right by your side.
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