#what if... if only

[secondratefiction]

I'm really sorry about your knee. Question: any "Order 66 never happened" h/cs you'd like to share? Maybe even any stories you read in a similar vein? Hope your knee gets better soon!

Unfortunately, I only have a half of a knee cap to work with, so it's not really something that's going to get better, but I do very much appreciate the sentiment...

Anyways! In the vein of the number 66 just no longer exists...

Someone, anyone, realizes what's going on with Palpatine and Anakin and yanks the man's head on straight.

"You wanna protect you wife/adopted kid/actual kids/assorted found family? Then take care of the actual problem."

#CloneRights and they're all just allowed to be normal people and be happy.

The freaking Kaminoans have a lot of things to answer for, and maker help them if they get left to the mercy of Senator Amidala.

Anakin retires from the Jedi after realizing how close he came to fucking everything up for everyone. His time now gets dedicated to helping clones and raising his kids,

Every single on of the 501st and a good portion of all the rest have taken on look at Luke and Leia and immediately decided 'this is mine now'

Rex can and will fight the entire former GAR for first rights to babysitting duty whenever he is available.

The only person he will ever willingly give that up to is Asoka. And even then they usually end up doing it together.

With just their parents genetics, Luke and Leia were a force to be reckoned with... Actually being raised by said parents along with the unmeasurable amount of grafted and drafted family they would have in this situation... there is no way these two would be anything less than an absolute menace to the entire galactic society.

Echo and Fives were allowed to babysit once. Once.

Luckily they were able to find both children before anyone found out they'd lost them, but there was still absolute chaos and havoc left in their wake, and it was decided that was never allowed to happen again.

Wolffe and Crosshair are the favorite 'uncles' and no one can figure out why.

Crosshair especially likes to act like he doesn't like the kids, but everybody and their brother knows he'd be the first to set the whole galaxy on fire for them

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

And they were roommates...

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[maidenvault]

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[bruciemilf]

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[alaryheart]

They’re gettin ready before the big concert

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[stemmmm]

never forgive trigger for what they cut

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕