#who doesn’t really?? 😏👀✨

[mrsoharaa]

Oh, Miggy won’t pay attention to you? My dear…do the “removing my towel in front of my spouse” trend in front of him and let’s see how fast he’ll stray away from work and get impeccably desperate for YOU. uwu 🎀✨

[hp-hcs]

Can maybe request some slytherin boys with gay awakeing trope? Maybe headcanons or shorts

gay awakening headcanons — mlm! slytherin boys x male! reader

hella short cause of some ✨personal stuff✨ going on, but i just wanted to get something out 🤷‍♂️

me? blame my shitty writing skills on my current health problems? what no never

❕not proofread❕

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mattheo

immediately has a mental breakdown

identity crisis anyone?

i feel like he would have that panicky gay moment where he realizes that his friend is actually his More Than Friend, ykwim?

like, you just do something innocuous like sling your arm over his shoulders while walking to class and babyboy just FREEZES

the second that happens, he immediately drops out of your life while he freaks out gets his shit together

like, homeboy just deadass vanishes

doesn’t show up to any of his classes

doesn't show up to quidditch practice (draco threatens to kill him for that, cousin or not)

meanwhile you’re just there like 🧍 “what did i do?”

because my lil darlin mattheo cannot healthily express any emotion ever, he would “solve” his problem by just like, purposefully running into you in the halls and kissing your cheek, then just full-on 🏃💨 SPRINTING 🏃💨 away without a word

theo

also has an identity crisis, he’s just better at hiding it

gotta save face, amirite?

but anyways-

you weren’t even doing anything out of the ordinary, you were just hanging out with him in his room and ended up lighting his cigarette for him

that’s it. homeboy is already whipped for ya.

like, straight up simp.

i feel like theo’s a “i’m definitely going to have a panic attack over this at two in the morning, but for now i’m just going to not think and enjoy 😌💅” kind of mentality

just flat out says it

“you know, you look really hot today.”

y/n: 😳😏………..💏💋😘

draco

have you ever had a friend that was so clearly Not Straight but they just kept denying it for years before finally coming out?

well that’s draco <3

you were at a party and agreed to join some kind of kissing game

like, spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven, post office…

(does anybody actually still play post office?)

and obviously, you both end up having to kiss each other duh

homeboy is not doing well

but not in a “what?? i don’t know what’s going on!!” kind of way

in a “ah shit my friends were right every time they called me gay, fuck” kind of way <3

immediately start dating after the party and everyone’s like 🤨👀

blaise

i feel like blaise already knew/suspected, but just didn’t have the vocabulary to describe his sexuality, ykwim?

i’m getting pansexual vibes frfr

could not give less of a fuck

is just like “shit alright, d'you wanna make out then?”

i mean……..it’s not like you’re gonna say no

this man. tHIS MAN. he’d be such a gentleman omfg

also i’m not gonna say sugar daddy but sugar daddy

would absolutely buy you anything you even looked at. you looked at a ten thousand galleon wristwatch in a luxury store? it’ll be on your bed waiting for you by the time you get home

if anyone was homophobic or wtv, he wouldn’t beat them up per se, but he would do something unnecessarily extra, like wear a dress and makeup just to be like “wdym? we’re a straight couple, obviously”

(he would tell his friends about the homophobe though, and they wouldn’t be quite as composed and respectful as him 👊😠🩸😵😵‍💫)

enzo

this man seriously does not care

like, he’s just like “oh i’m queer? hahah that’s crazy”

this man has no qualms about asking you out in the middle of class in front of everyone

like, in the middle of potions or smth he’d just be like “y/n, wanna go get dinner sometime?”

and you’re like “…aren’t you straight?” 🧍

enzo: “who knows? not me! does saturday at eight work?”

he’s so silly goofy i just love him sm

this boy would be a hella fine kisser, i just know it

WOULD ASK YOU TO THE YULE BALL 🕺🕺

AND WOULD GET YOU GUYS MATCHING BOUTONNIÈRES 💐

regulus

“ah shit i owe the boys twenty galleons, fuck”

resigned, more than anything

he can’t even come out, either cause like, what would that even be?

“guys, i have to tell you something……i’m gay”

“yep. what do you have to tell us??”

you asked him out cause you thought he was gay

and he was just like 😳🤨🤷‍♂️🙂👍

you guys went to fortescue’s!!! 🍦🍨🍧

(he’s def a mint chocolate chip kind of guy i’m just saying)

y’all end up being like, the it couple at hogwarts i don’t make the rules

[fandomstars]

Amazing stuff you write out there. I like how your hc-s are not too long neither too short, your blog definitely deserves more attention ^_^ If you have time and not too much requests on your head could you write headcanons of tbb and their texting styles with their s/o? Like who would be the very formal one and who would write quite lenghty messages lmao. Anyways wish u a great day 😻

Aw thanks! Honestly I’m surprised since I feel like I write too short (especially on crazy stuff everyone requests haha), but I’m glad your enjoying my work!

Hm texting styles…sure why not?

Bad Batch x SO Texting

Hunter:

Definitely would be 50/50 on text length. Like most of the time he’ll be short and sweet, but there are moments he can’t help but go full length.

He doesn’t really do memes, but he occasionally sends a quick gif if he can’t text something quick enough.

Emojis he’ll send his SO: 😁😃😄🥹😂😇☺️🥰😍😘😚😜😎🤩😏🫣🤗😑😲🫶👍🫂💐⭐️🍯💌💘🖤❤️❤️‍🔥🤠

Crosshair:

He’s definitely one to go for short texts. It’s rare he will go on and on in length.

He’ll do memes and gifs a lot, but mainly memes just to spite his brothers / make you laugh. Don’t think if you send any he’ll laugh…you’ll never know.

Emojis he’ll send his SO: 🙃😘😗😙😚😜😎😏😤😳🫥😶🤫😐😑🙄🥱😈👿👻👍👋🫵👀👥🦅🦇🐦‍⬛🐍🪽🪶🐈‍⬛🌲🌹✨🔥❤️‍🔥🖤😉🤨

Echo:

He loves to do lengthy texts. He’s a romantic, and while it takes much longer due to cybernetics, he’d rather speak his mind than just something simple. Only time he does simple is if he’s in a rush/on a mission.

He’s secretly the king of memes and gifs. He did such more with his Domino squad, but while his memory is shaky at times, he has said skills ingrained in him. Crosshair doesn’t believe it.

Emojis he’d send to his SO: 😃😄😆😂😅🥹😇☺️😊😉😍🥰😘😋😝😎🤩🥳🥸😏🥺😳😱🤗🫡🫣🤔🤫😐😧🤐😈🤖👾🫶👍🤝✌️👌🖐️👋🦿🫂🤷🪖🦇🦜🍀🌸🌙🌟☀️🫧🧁📚🩷💖💙🦾

Wrecker:

He loves to text you! He’s more short text, but he might do a lengthy text if he ever feels like it. Mainly after a tough mission/day.

He loves to sent memes and gifs, like he’ll flood your message board with them.

Emojis he’ll send to his SO: 😃😄😁😆🥹😅😂🤣😇☺️🥰😘😍😉😋😛🤪😜😝🥸😎😏😳😱🤗🫡🤭🫣🤫🫨😧👻😸😹🫶👏👍👊💪🫵🫂🐱🦍🌷⭐️💥🔥☀️🫧🥞🧇🍖🧁🍬🏋️‍♂️🎉💛💘💞❤️‍🔥👋

Tech:

He will try to text you as much as he can when separated. While he’d rather type out in length to you, he’ll most likely do short due to being busy.

He’s also secretly a genius at memes and gifs. His brothers have been texted one every now and then, but they don’t know the mass amount he’s sent you that make you roll on the floor laughing every time.

Emojis he’ll send to his SO: 😄🙂😇☺️😉😘😗🧐😏🫡🫢🫣🤔🤫😶🫥😧😯👍🫶👏🖐️👋👥🧑‍💻👓🐞🐱🐋🐘☘️🌺✨🪐☀️🌊🍨☕️🚀📱📚💜🤍💝💘🛠️

[soleilnomoon]

NSFW!!

Would you rather Zoro teasing and playfully manhandling you all day and exposing a lot the size difference between you two with him being like " you're so damn small!! If I was drunk I could probably mistake you for a doll..." *Classical smirk 😏* and like "you barely weigh anything how do you SURVIVE??" And you're like NO SIR! I'm normal you're the huge one!! OR Sanji eating dinner on top of you as if you were a little table and then being like "want some?? Oh right you can't talk 😏" and like "If you really want some you have to stay good and silent for me 'kay?" And then "OUpS!!! My bAd I sPiLLEd some SAucE!! you'Re aLL diRtY! I think you need a shower... ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯" but you're like NO! I want YOU to clean ME... "Uh-Uh You broke the rule and talked... Now you will have to take responsibility for your actions my darling... "

👀 Could you turn the Zoro part into a headcanon please? If you want of course 👌🏼

✨SENDING LOOOOVE!!!✨💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

i’m ngl i do love the idea of zoro manhandling y/n—it speaks to me on a spiritual level lmao, so here you go <3

1.1k words, afab reader (no pronouns), nsfw. it's longer than i meant for it to be, but it's zoro who cares.

not for nothing, but zoro makes it his mission to keep you flustered all day. 

it starts out light—the teasing consists of him patting the top of your head, ruffling your hair in a way that steadily agitates you as the morning goes on, constantly putting things on higher shelves because it’s funny when you struggle to reach them until you stomp your feet in a quiet rage which only encourages him to up the ante.

he then finds every excuse to touch you, even going as far as to physically pick you up and move you a few inches to the right when you’re only slightly in his way. you slap his arm and it only makes him laugh and laugh and laugh. you try pushing him, but he barely budges, instead casually nudging you and showing you how much easier it is for him than you. because your crewmates are used to the way you bicker, they don’t make any mention of it. you like to stew in your annoyance by pestering sanji and nami, babbling incessantly about the blase way that zoro disregards your pleas.

they both tell you to either confront him or let it go—or, more importantly, shut up about it; you don’t like any of those options.

zoro overhears, finds it interesting that you’ll seek out guidance from those two of all the straw hats—the love cook making idiocy and obnoxiousness his profession, the navigating sea witch just as greedy as she is manipulative. he doesn’t trust that they won’t poison your mind, so he makes it his mission to give you the confrontation that you won’t seek out.

it’s when you make the mistake of challenging him to a drinking contest that the both of you end up entangled in one another’s arms, finally succumbing to the electricity that passes like a determined current, recklessly crashing, pushing you past the point of no return. his mouth leaves heated kisses along your neck, tongue darting out and tracing intoxicating patterns on your skin before nipping and marking you for the others to see.

somehow, you’re still convinced that he only means to tease you and not follow through on any of his unspoken promises.

when he’s successfully placed several hickeys along your chest, neck, hips, thighs, you think he’ll leave you high and dry; your chest heaves, lips bruised from the savage way he kissed you, body sobering up but mind absolutely a liquid mess from the intoxication you feel whenever you’re around him. his pace hasn’t increased, his determination to kill you slowly more and more evident with how the tips of his fingers graze and lightly pinch your nipples, pulling moan after moan from you without remorse.

he marvels at how his large, tanned hands can cup your breasts with ease—they sit prettily in his hands, his tongue circling around as it drags around tasting your skin and preferring it to the taste of alcohol. it surprises him, but he doesn’t shy away from the revelation.

your eyes widen slightly and you squirm underneath him, his body heavy but welcomed; you scratch at his chest, your hands roaming all along his exposed skin, fingers tracing along his scars, memorizing them quietly. a hand grips your thigh, pushing your legs apart, you can barely hide the way you’re trembling and waiting for him to ruin you in a way that puts all of your late-night fantasies to shame.

he says that you’re remarkably small, you counter that you’re perfectly normal-sized, reminding him that it’s his big, brutish body that makes others look small in comparison. it only makes him laugh deeply, almost tender even as he mocks you. his fingers tug your panties off in one fluid motion, leaving them mostly intact as he tosses them onto the wooden floor.

your arousal gives you away, but you don’t care. he’s fascinated by the way you react to him, his thick finger working its way inside of you, your hips rolling as you try to get him to go faster; zoro rolls his bottom lip in between his teeth, his dark, hungry eye watching your face change from annoyance to wanton lust. and that’s what he wants, isn’t it—for you to writhe underneath him, breathless, brows knitted closely together in frustration as he edges you; his thumb circling around your clit lightly, his finger sliding in and out of you fast then slow, the pace setting your skin on fire in the most unbearable way.

you’re calling out his name and his lips are on you again; he considers sparing you—possibly his own lust taking over, you can feel his hardness against your thigh and you rub against him, hoping to evoke some sympathy in him. a smirk plants itself on his lips, his voice low and full of promise when he whispers things—filthy, beautiful things—in your ear before picking up the pace and plunging another finger inside of you. 

he told you once that if he ever got you alone like this, your pussy would never know peace.

you believe him now.

his fingers power into you mercilessly, and you tense, pussy clenching around his fingers tightly. he coaxes an orgasm out of you, your cries soft and musical, hypnotizing him. reluctantly, he pulls his fingers out, your cheeks embarrassingly flushed—and then his mouth takes over.

zoro isn’t a talker, but he makes an exception when he continues whispering, the vibrations of his words rumbling against your skin, shaking you from the inside out.

his tongue swipes along your folds, lapping up the wetness that coats along the outside, only dipping in between them once he’s satisfied. you tug on his short hair, which only makes him grip your thighs firmly, fingers pressing into your plush skin in warning. ravenous and slightly dazed, zoro’s mouth and tongue turn you into a babbling, sputtering mess,

your clit throbs from how much he’s neglected it. the request never makes it out of your mouth when he flicks his tongue against it unexpectedly, your body jerking as he sucks on it playfully.

you mean to keep quiet, but it’s damn near impossible. his chin is drenched, but he doesn’t care; part of him wants everyone to hear the way he’s unraveled you, however another part also refuses to let anyone see this side of you.

he’s simple, yet complex.

the orgasm leaves you breathless and in tears—partially because zoro hasn’t stopped and probably won’t without instruction. when your thighs squeeze against his head, whimpers tumbling out of you pathetically, he chuckles and wrenches one more devastating orgasm from you, pulling away only so he can look at you proudly.

he’s pleased with himself, with your mess, with his own restraint; your eyelids flutter and zoro lies down next to you. your attempts at complaining fail once he pulls you on top of him and sleep claims both of you without notice.

[reality-not-for-me]

Welcome to the MW2 world, Valkyrie

So, hear me out, it’s time for the supreme rule and worship of muscle mommies. I made a character for just that 😏 I would love to see her out and about in things and if you do use her, please tag me!! I wanna see!! Just, you know, don’t claim to own her. She’s MINE.

*I have literally never made an oc before, let alone write fics or anything, so take it easy on me pls lol*

Ok, here we go:

Call sign: Valkyrie

Real name: Chelsea Quinn

Member of the 141

Female but not necessarily “feminine”. Hot in her own way. Could pull men And women if she wanted to. Price uses this to the team’s advantage for Sure. I really wanna write something where Valkyrie goes in instead of Soap for that one campaign mission to meet El Sin Nombre and not only is every man in there questioning things but Valeria has a gay panic attack lmao

Really short medium brown hair that she looks really good in

Definitely steals Soap’s hair gel

Asked Soap to style her hair into a fauxhawk/mohawk once, the boys all secretly loved it on her

She cuts her own hair but has Soap help with the back of her head cause I think he does his own too. She of course helps him too

6’-6’1” in shoes and like, 230lbs of muscle

Sergeant level

27 years old

Built like a tank with visible musculature, slight hourglass figure with thicc thighs, proportionally large titties and an ass for days. Therefore people would consider her to be a Muscle Mommy™️

She also has tats, an elbow cuff on her left arm, a forearm wrap-around sleeve on her right, and a couple of ones only seen when she’s wearing more revealing clothing. Definitely the type to incorporate her scars into a tattoo

The type of person who can dish out the genuine compliments/flirts but can’t take them, gets all flustered when someone does

Can sing and will when given the chance. Especially if something is stuck in her head.

Ghost can play the guitar and every now and then she’ll sing softly along with him (he’ll play songs she knows on purpose after discovering this)

Quite a pretty facial structure and smile. Doesn’t see her beauty but learned how to flirtatiously manipulate targets via the boys. THAT’S an Interesting story

Has light colored freckles on face and shoulders, mole on left cheek

Caucasian, tanned

Witty

Sometimes dry humor, sometimes goofy

Loyal

Not one to go against authority or talk back unless it means one of “her boys” gets left behind

Loving of those who are close to her

Kind of a masochist lmaoo but more so in a way that’s like, she’s pushing herself too far physically and mentally cause that’s the perfectionist in her. Unless… 👀

When sparring she’ll take down all of the boys in combat except Price and sometimes Ghost simply because Price is absent during training and Ghost is just too fucking agile and large. Doesn’t mean she won’t still try. Once she took a punch to the abdomen in order to bum rush Ghost and managed to catch him off guard enough to tackle him. He was impressed and flustered but still called it cheating

Gets along almost too well with Soap, openly flirts with one another but more so in a bffs way. Unless… 👀

They definitely also flirt with Ghost because they think it’s funny when he gets flustered, but one day the man is gonna snap I’m tellin ya (and when he does…… 👀)

Managed to become the third musketeer of Ghost and Soap

Is allowed to call Soap Johnny

She has definitely picked up the Scottish and English slang and will say them in the respective accents. The boys think it’s hilarious

She makes the funniest faces sometimes when she’s reacting to a story someone is telling

Ghost loves her deep down just like with Johnny, and will die and kill for both of them

She has seen Ghost’s face because they trust each other so much and he knows she takes trust so so seriously. They bonded over ✨past trauma✨

They originally were just professional towards each other but once Ghost saw her scars on accident (while changing) he started warming up to her and would seek out conversation with her, which she happily accepted and returned.

Soap just started talking to her when she arrived and she also happily accepted and returned lol. She’s just very personable. She’s the type to be reserved until someone else makes the first move (which may or may not be true for… other situations as well 👀😉)

I believe she’s at least an inch taller than Soap, and will make sure he remembers it. She can and will pick up people who are smaller than her. Well, let’s be honest, she’ll still pick up people who are bigger than her. The boys all wanted a turn to be picked up by her lmao

Calls Ghost by his first name in intimate moments (not that kind you perv. Unless... 👀)

Is often the one everyone can talk to about personal shit because she listens and has feedback to offer with no judgment

Is the sole woman on the team so she is happy to answer any questions the men might have, sexual or not. Drunken “never have I ever” got a little crazy last time

When she needs to vent or cry, Ghost and/or Soap will hold her and listen. Same goes for the reverse. Or any member of the 141 tbh. She is Mommy™️

That being said, she will 100% cuddle platonically with Anyone who wants/needs it. She understands that everyone needs human intimacy (especially in their line of work holy shit). “Wanna cuddle?” “What? Why?” “Cause it’s nice. Don’t make it weird.”

She has scars along her shoulder blades and one on her abdomen through and through to mid/lower back. Changes the story of how she got them every time someone asks. Only her true friends know the real stories. If she’s in civvies or undercover she tells people it’s from getting moles removed lolol

Won’t open up to just anyone, but will also just spit out something shockingly personal casually amongst the 141

Took Spanish for eight years in school so she will giggle at things Rudy and Alejandro say and they’re shocked when they find out she Knows™️. This being said she will also call Soap names in Spanish with them in front of Soap to annoy him.

Also knows some sign language and taught it to the boys, for when they’re on mission and need to talk silently.

Will offer herself up to be a diversion or to do something crazy mission-wise. It drives the boys crazy cause they just want to protect her but she’ll give them a reason why she’d be the perfect candidate and they’d have to let her.

When she dresses up for undercover work she is a VISION. the boys have to rein it in and she gets confused and/or flustered when they all of a sudden avert their eyes or stutter around her.

König. Oh that poor man. He is down bad for her and she doesn’t really know it. She just thinks he’s having his usual social anxiety when talking to her so she makes sure she’s nice and patient with him. He first saw her when he was visiting one day. She and the boys were sparring and she pinned Soap right as she looked up at him, eyes all dark, and he combusted then and there. Although she isn’t picking up what he’s putting down, her boys of the 141 are and will protect her/compete for her attention while he’s around. If you accuse Ghost or Soap of being jealous they will deny it of course.

When she’s exhausted she gets the loopy kind of silly where you laugh at nothing and then feel like sobbing at the same time.

During her period she’ll silently suffer until a big cramp comes and then she’s death gripping something while lowly groan growling out and breathing slowly. The first time it happens all the boys are like “uhhhhh you good Val?” And she’s like “…yes.” In the most strained voice ever lol. She has an IUD in so she doesn’t have to worry about actually bleeding while out in the field. Now the 141 offer her meds when it happens.

I’m still adding things as I think of them, and of course will edit this as I add them. But yeah. There she is. I love her already and can’t wait to make stuff with her :)

[the-void-writes]

For those pipping hot OC asks-

I have fallen for Dante - I'm so sorry 🙈

I'm sorry there's so many things I want to know about him - SO: 🥵💪👀🧠😍💐 for Dante xD

Thank you 😏❤️

@bloodlessheirbyjacques ✨(:

@bloodlessheirbyjacques 🤣🤣🤣 Don’t be sorry, I’m so glad you love him!

So I got carried away by the end of this 😅 Sorry for the length.

🥵 : Is your OC perceived as physically attractive to others? Is it at first glance or is it something that takes more time to reach fruition?

It’s funny because it depends on what time the people in Paradise came from. If they lived more recently, they absolutely think Dante’s hot. Everyone from the more historical side just ignores him and runs straight into King Gazali’s arms (it’s the Sweet Himbo King energy 😂) They start to change their minds after Dante opens up more and shows his kinder nature.

💪 : What is your OC’s most physically attractive attribute?

That million-dollar-smile. He flashes that once and everyone just forgets what they’re doing. Those golden eyes are also pretty deadly, when they catch the light just right, and he kind of hates it, because it’s part of how the Infection is mutating him. (Vesely’s disease is color-coded, how fun 🤣)

🧠 : What is your OC’s most mentally attractive attribute?

His creativity and mechanical intelligence. Dante’s stepfather was an ass, but at least his money got him a good education in robotics and engineering. Dude went from making voice-activated toys for the poor kids in his old neighborhood to building six lifelike android dancers because he didn’t want to hire any real people and make them uncomfortable. He doesn’t let anyone touch his bots in a demeaning way.

👀 : Does your OC believe they are attractive? Do they use that to their advantage?

Oh, he knows he’s hot stuff, and he’s proud of it. He doesn’t really use it, though, except maybe on Will the first time they meet because they both kind of got sidelined while the others fought Vesely’s army, and Dante’s sitting there like “well the only thing I can think of is making out until the war’s over.” But Will is fed up with people deciding he’s too useless to fight and asks Dante to help him sneak into the new facility because they were both Infected and deserve their justice against Vesely. That’s when Dante knows that there’s something interesting about this new guy, something worth sticking around for.

😍 : What does your OC find irresistible in others?

Mystery. His powers let him see people’s emotions and sometimes change them, so he can usually read people like a book, but Will shows up with all his repressed memories, and Dante is excited to get to know him without immediately sensing everything about him. Dante also can’t resist someone he can be playful around. He knows he’s hot, but he wants his relationship to be about more than that. He wants someone he can sit with at the back of the palace so they can roast people together, someone who’s up for sliding down the hill in a shopping cart like the good old days.

And as mentioned above, Dante loves when someone takes charge and fights for what’s right. He fell in love with Vani after seeing how hard he worked to make their city a better place to live, but Vani wasn’t always the nicest person. Will, on the other hand, risks life and limb to save people that weren’t even that nice to him because he won’t let anyone suffer the way he and his family did. Dante almost proposed to him right then and there 😂

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

Back in the day, he would have just done the old “movie theater date” routine, but after he sees what Will’s been through, he takes things real slow. Nothing explicitly romantic at first, like a walk around the market or hanging out at one of Gazali’s parties. Then, when he’s sure Will is open to it, it’s stargazing in the observatory or out in the forest. And then, he’ll actually ask him to a royal dance. It’s the patience that does it for Will, but he has to admit that he loves the attention, as well.

Thank you for letting me ramble about them, I love them so much ☺️

[borathae]

Wow Sibi, the bed themed edition 🥺🥺 also I forgot to say how much I adored the pride themed one too 🌈✨ Thanks for all the effort! 💜

HAHAHAHAAH *cracks knuckles* THE PRON THEMED ONE IS HERE 😏 I am not the best person for this because I am not very sexy, but I tried my best (calling all sexy people, please everyone feel free to send in better ones lol)

Oh my god, the inspiration? Hmmm, I cannot give away too much, but I am going to say a certain pron star inspired it 🤜🤜🤜😉 (omg this reference is kinda embarrassing if you do not get it 🙈).

But here we go:

1. Has a pron subscription to a very specific kink website (also if they do, what is the kink?)

2. Doesn’t watch pron because it doesn’t do anything for them

3. Watches those educational videos on pron websites like “how to make them squirt” to brush up on their skills and to please their sexual partner(s)

4. Watches pron alone/secretly because they are shy/embarrassed

5. Tried to watch pron together but just ended up having sex

6. Doesn’t watch pron for ethical reasons

7. Has tried almost every type of pron out there from animated to bondage to furry, etc.

8. Watches pron together to analyse it

9. Has an old school pron collection, like DVDs or VHS under the bed or at the bottom of their closet

10. Prefers reading erotica/smut

11. Is super specific about the type of pron they watch and spend more time searching than actually getting off

12. Has thought about getting into porn, as either a pornstar or as a couple making homemade vids (I feel like I have asked something similar before so feel free to ignore if I have 😊)

13. Gets excited to read the pronhub “year in review” in December to see what trended

14. Has a blog or social media account specifically for erotic photography/art

15. Okay bonus question because I love these — pick one (or more) character/s and list their most searched pron terms

I also did some research for this list so I hope it was okay 🥺! I looked up the year in review from last year and it was interesting but also sad in terms of what is fetishised, so I suggest not looking it up friends 💜

Lot of love to you dear Sibi 💖😘

noice lets goo pron edition ooohoh 😏 also of course I know the reference ogogo the P is silent 🤪 okay here we go, I'll mix it with both couples and individual people 👀

bratty!JK & OC (bdsm), puppy!Tae (puppy play)

pencil strokes!JK, ihyily!OC, sense of innocence maybe?

breakfast in bed!Tae, tct both, Shutter Sounds!Tae

SA!JK, if then sense of innocence

tct, SA!Tae & OC

pencil strokes!JK, aaol!OC (too many bad memories for her) & Kook stopped watching it because of her, SA!Yoongi, roommate!Yoongi

tct, SA!Tae, puppy!Tae

tct, Seeing Red, Shutter Sounds

maybe SA!Tae?, SA!Hobi for sure

queendom!Tae reads erotica religiously

me lmao, bratty!JK, tct!JK

tct, oy when they were still married, Shutter Sounds maybe they already do? aye

not really anyone? idk maybe tct where they go “lol horny people”

Shutter Sounds, SA!Tae

For number 15 I will go with the tct couple because I feel like they are the ones who really watch porn regularly.

Together they either watch really stupid porn with a silly storyline & bad acting and then they just laugh about it. Or if they are down to actually get off, they watch those “voyerism” type of videos where you “secretly watch” a couple have sex. It kinda gets them off to let it run on the TV while they themselves are fucking on the couch or the floor fjsdjf

I think tct!JK is really into homemade videos, especially the ones where the focus lies on the woman’s pleasure. Oral or fingering, use of toys and just the woman really loving it gets him off good. I think if his bi ass is feeling a lil bit more attracted to men that night, he likes watching femboys masturbating. 

I think tct!OC is also more into homemade videos. And I’m telling you, all she watches is femdom videos. I ALSO think that she is type of woman who tries to look for models with tattoos so she can imagine herself and Kook in that scene. She also likes solo male (but for that she prefers all the jerk off videos Kook makes for her) 

They also regularly rewatch the tapes they make themselves. That really gets them off. They love analysing the video and showing each other their favourite parts & afterwards they have really rough sex.

Now here we go, my finished list ohoho. I realised that I rarely imagine my characters to watch porn ahahha. idk like all the Only Yesterday characters for example fjsdjf I never even thought about what and if they get off to porn ahahha I hope you still enjoyed it 💜

[blissfullyapillow]

Hello , how do yo do?

can I just say that I ✨absolutely✨Love the story with your oc Yume!!!

like it’s so good and it’s well connected!!! And the dialouge as well!!!

it’s seems like yume is such cheerful kind girl and also attracted to handsome mysterious rich guys👀👀 when she told to not tell anyone about how she thinks diluc handsome I was like girl same😭😭

Although there have been a few questions about her story (only if you want to answer it of course . No pressure <3)

1\ok so her seems to me as an inzuman name (correct me if I am wrong) while her mother has a shenezian name does have , why? Is it perhaps because she a father who was from inuzuma or her mother just named because she liked it ?

2\’As the snow got thicker and the short figure of the harbinger became harder to see’ Puincella is that you??👀👀 ( I am starting to feel like he is resident grandpa for the fatui like 😭😭)

3/ what relationship with the travellers (lumine/aether) if she had one?

AHHHH ANON YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!! I was so nervous posting my oc and everything so the fact someone took the time to read it and really liked it?? 😭💞 I’m so glad you asked these questions, and I shall answer 😏

1. Yes, Yume’s name is an Inazuman name! Her mother has more of a Snezhnayan name like you mentioned. This is because her mother has always been fond of Inazuma culture and the region itself, and she would often visit Inazuma when she traveled Tevyat. She was delighted when she had Yume, because of the things going on in her life she was worried she wouldn’t be able to have a child. That’s the origin of Yume’s name, because Yume means ‘dream’ in Japanese and having Yume was/is a dream come true for her <3 Her mother may or may not have had her child with an Inazuma man psst, she totally did!

2. LOL RESIDENT GRANDPA I LOVE THAT! The short figure is actually Scaramouche because I’m Scaramouche fangirl and wanted to have his story and my Oc’s tied together in some way. Notice how she has a bunch of voice lines on Scaramouche, and even threatens the traveler if they dare lay a hand on him? Lol.

3. I’ve been thinking about what I want her relationship with the traveler to be. Since the traveler canonly has many people fall for them I’m thinking Yume is or isn’t one of them but it’s the opposite. Idk if that radiates “mc energy” or not lol but imagine reverse like the traveler likes Yume, doesn’t have to be romantic, and Yume like’s them but it’s just that? Idk kinda like Dainsleif and Traveler if that makes sense. Yume knows the truth of the world via the Tsaritsa, so traveler is interested in what knowledge Yume holds but Yume isn’t going to give away that knowledge so easily, especially to an outsider. I think it’s a cute idea so.. 👉👈

Here are her voicelines for Aether & Lumine!

Traveler (Lumine): She’s so cute! Her voice is really soothing to listen to. I emphasize with her drive to find her brother… I have a soft spot for familial love, hehe. I enjoy her company, she’s really reliable! I just hope she isn’t taking on more tasks than she’s able to complete. If she ever needs help with a commission, all she needs to do is ask and I’m there!

Traveler (Aether): He’s so handsome but no one is allowed to tell him that. No one. *Ahem* I really like his long braid and golden hair *dreamy sigh* He’s really dependable and I find myself relying on him every now and again, but I always make sure to repay his kindness in any way I can! I know I’m not the only one who relies on him from time to time, so I hope he’s taking care of himself while he searches for his sister.

Paimon: One minute I like her and then the next minute I want to see how tried and true her emergency food title is… I wonder if she tastes sweet…

I shall update her voice lines for Sumeru soon! I’ll also link my oc details to my masterlist if anyone else wants to read her story <3 tysm anon you’ve made me so happy today ✨💖

[unknownzapy]

HEY RAT

i want tord x reader but reader is a total mommy (😩) and tord has a mommy kink sjjeifjena

😏😏😏

Author’s Note: The shit that people do for Tord, bro 😭. I tried to make this as SFW as possible for him (and failed) since I exclusively only do that when it comes to these things- But I try for you guys. Also, I changed it up for you bestie 👀.

Trigger Warnings: Mommy Kink, Yandere themes, Obsessive behavior, Possessive behavior, Toxic behavior, Toxic mindsets, Abusive behavior.

Prompt: Yandere!Tord having a Mommy Kink and w/ a F!Reader s/o who is a total Mom.

It’s no surprise that Tord has a mommy kink.

He totally knew that you were the one after one week of being pampered by you and he just stared at your boobs like ✨👁_👁✨

Do you know how many boners this guy had from you 😭

Horny is an UNDERSTATEMENT, man is a total FREAK for you.

Like, Tord will take advantage of hugs between you two and place his head between your breasts.

And yes, he’ll kill for you if anyone makes a move on you: may it be flirting, cat whistling/calling, side glancing at you the wrong way, whatever it is he’ll give them a verbal warning or a beat down for it.

Some may think he’s intense when he’s normal, but as a yandere? Amp that up by 20x.

Like said before, Tord isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty, especially when it comes to you.

Would kidnap you, but surprisingly doesn’t?

Like, he’ll restrain himself from snatching you away and force you to live with him, but he just can’t.

He doesn’t want your friends to worry about you, not yet at least.

The dude will use every cell in his body to not get jealous either, but if you make him jealous on purpose, Tord won’t hesitate to use your phobias and fears against you (if you have any) and lock you in a room for hours if you do it again.

Like, if you’re deadly afraid of arachnids (spiders), insects, and bugs then you can bet your ass that Tord would leave you alone with several (potentially) dangerous spiders and roaches. Don’t ask how he got these animals though, it’s best to not ask questions.

The worst Yandere and best boyfriend to have, if that makes any sense.

His punishments are usually just making you fear him, but if you don’t have any fears, Tord would leave you for dead since he believes in the saying “People show their real colors in a life or death situation” or something along those lines.

If you beg for him to come, then he’s the happiest man alive! Filled with the brim with ecstasy that you really do love him until death!

If not, then he’s beyond dejected. More than that even.

As a Yandere, Tord believes in soulmates are forever, so it’s best not to break up with him now.

He’ll abuse you emotionally and mentally, not wanting to ruin your body because he’s dependent on your milf energy.

If you’re one to accept his love, then and now, whether you’re aware of his yandere tendencies, Tord is relieved and happy.

No one can have you but him and he’s glad that you’re still with him. This is obvious by now but he’s very materialistic and possessive of you like a literal child.

[outoftheblue-if]

What if during fun time MC gave the RO a hickie and the next day someone mentioned it? What would be their reactions?

OOoh, scandalous. 

It would depend a lot on whether it was said playfully or in outrage, but here goes...

Isobel: Not too bothered. She might be a little irritated that they had to point it out if it was someone she’s not close with, she would simply raise an eyebrow and give them an icy look. “And what of it?”. If it was a friend, she might just smirk a little and raise one brow, smug and amused and say the same. If the person was very outraged though, she would be proper amused, barely refraining from rolling her eyes. She does so love when people get riled up by silly things. She would like it even more if it was MC bearing her mark though 😏

Max: Would feel a familiar pang of shame if it was brought up in an accusing/judgemental way. Their family is all about appearances and reputation, which has left its mark. Would try to shove it down though, choosing instead to grin and wink. «Now, now, name, you know curiosity killed the cat.» They would tease, though it may come off a little stiff. If it was said in a playful way, Max’ face would split into a more genuine grin, wiggling their eyebrows cheekily as they showcase the mark further. “Ah, yes, admiring MC’s handiwork? Do carry on!” They genuinely are proud, and very pleased. 

Clara: Would likely blush a little, knowing it’s not very ladylike for her to have such marks on display. It also brings forth the memories of the things her and MC did, which makes her flustered. Would feel a little indignant if it was said in a judgemental way. No matter how outrageous the mark is, it is even more rude to point it out. The polite thing to do would be to ignore it. If it was said by a friend in a playful manner, she would blush furiously, but couldn’t contain her happy smile. MC makes her happy, and she doesn’t mind that it’s plain for people to see. 

Richard: Would be very embarrassed. It’s not seemly to have such marks on display, and he prefers his and MC’s business to be... private. Would probably also be a little irritated that the person brought it up, whilst flushing red. Would super awkwardly try to explain it away. «That’s not… That is to say…» Clears his throat, desperately looking around for an escape. «It’s not... that…» Fumbles for a bit, before changing the subject rather abruptly. “Ah, I uh... Trust your family is in good health?” (lol). Probably vows never to let it happen again (though likely forgets about it the next time MC does it to him, as he really likes it in the moment 👀)

William: Would be flustered (who’s surprised lol?) as his mind takes him back to when MC was making the mark and what they were doing, though this is not the time or place. Finds it difficult to concentrate as his thoughts keep filling with MC. «Ah, yes… That’s…» Clears his throat. Blush intensifies. «Anyway..» If it was said in a judgemental manner though, he would quickly sober up. “I do believe that is none of your business, name.” Then quickly excuse himself. If said in a playful manner, he wouldn’t really mind it so much, he might just laugh a little, aware of how flustered he is, but not minding it so much when it’s a friend he’s around.

Thank you so much for your ask! ✨🤎

[staysuki]

Hi hi 👋🏼 How are you doing ?! You spoil us istg, a Slc update aanddd The Haunting 👏🏼🥺

I’m gonna go read The Haunting now shortly, but I have some Slc thoughts I’d like to share!

Firstly,

I’ve seen a few of your anons saying they’d never approach a character like Felix in real life... I’ve come to confess that I would immediately fall for him🧍🏻‍♀️.... I mean 🤤 The dark, mysterious, flirtatious all wrapped in a gorgeous guy🥵 And the way Felix speaks to Y/n makes my knees weak aaagghhhhh always calling her “Kitty” I-🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️It makes me so giddy 👉🏼👈🏼 I’ve also dated a few guys like that through high school and it’s a weakness let me tell you 😭 Never been the type to like super sweet, cute, good guys 😫

Okay secondly,

I love that Y/n went to Jisung with the whole Lia, Jake and Ryujin love triangle situation, he’s turning into a seemingly good friend already🤞🏼 (I love fics with best friend Jisung 😭) But will he try to fill in the gaps that she left from being vague about who the “friends” are?? 😯 I hope so...

(OUUUUU WAIT what if Jisung casually mentions this love triangle to the boys?! And then UH OH everyone’s minds are reeling with the who’s who possibilities😈 I stan some juicy drama in these kind of fics✨)

Thirdly,

It’s surprising to see eonnie finally spoke to Jae 😳 I hope thing go well for their dinner and no sibling fights begin... I have this strange feeling somethings gonna go down though, there’s a reason eonnie ignored Jae for three and a half years and it’s definitely not resolved, whatever “it” may be 👀

And I’m so so ready for this party they’re talking about 🙌🏼 Everyone mingling together with drinking and drama 🥴 Can’t wait for some more Hyunjin Vs. Y/n action 🥵

#teamhyunjin👁👄👁

i finished the haunting early and i didn’t feel the need to delay the post so there you go 🤤🙏. slc chapters are queued up to update every two-three days! (even i didn’t know that it was coming out earlier lmao)

THE FELIX SIMPS. I CANNOT 😭😭😭😭 like literally everyone is simping at this point— you guys are really giving me a run for my money huh 😪 i try making his character worse by putting him in an art scheme but still no takers? i see how it is. challenge accepted, i’ll make him even worse 🤪

rip y/n, she just doesn’t have enough friends 😪 what do you do when ur in the middle of your friends’ drama? you go to strangers ofc, that way they won’t know who ur talking about. and it seems like jisung has been growing on y/n a lot.

and also idk if the boys would even be interested in some randomass love triangle pls 😭 that would be funny though, but i don’t think even felix would care for that. but i love the thought of the boys being criminals, drug users, art thieves, and then being like “oOoH i heard somebody likes somebody~”

and yes, the family gears are turning now 😏😌. everything is falling into piece— or pieces 🤔 hmm. jae and bibi still def have some unresolved conflict but they both care for y/n enough to set it aside 💓 sibling goals kinda

the party~ hehe. the bar scene was a red herring. ya’ll thought shit was about to go down there huh 😌🙏 but no, we have a party coming up. y/n isn’t one to just play by felix’s games.

[mo2k]

YES! Bring Mitsuya too! He would totally be down for it coz.... (maybe I shouldn't say 🤫 it's kind of a spoiler?) Maybe I could get him to make me a dress while he's here 🥺 Girl, if Baji tries to beat you up I'll beat him up 😤 I've got fighting experience coz of my brother so I can hold my ground! Now bring him along coz I lowkey wanna braid his hair 🙂

Face masks have never been my favourite thing to do... but just once.. for you! I feel like Draken would be good with nails too 👀

I can just imagine the confusion on your dad's face 🤣 anyway the first ep really hits you hard! The reason why me and my friend decided to watch AOT is kinda funny 😅 but anyway she watched ep 1 first and told me that it was super sad and gruesome and I was like that sound fun and we both enjoyed it 😅 You should continue but don't push yourself! Ooh the 104th cadets are just Eren,Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Sasha and the rest of the gang and the veterans are Levi, Erwin, Hanji, Mike and the rest! You'll meet them soon

He started watching anime recently tho... I have no idea why (this is my thing!) He mostly calls me out when I simp over chataracters... He watched Haikyuu a few days ago and made it extra clear that he DOES NOT like Oikawa 😐

I feel better now! Actually I didn't feel anything after the vaccine at all 😅 just my legs hurting from running around and standing in line all day But I'm ok now!

Oh sure thing but wdym spoilers — AmAnDa YeR rEaDiNg ThE MaNgAs ArEn’T yEr ? 🧐 Awwww yes yes he will. If he doesn’t I’ll make him do it (‘cause i’m cool yea yea yea pls just ignore me — 😏🙄😅😂) Thank you ! 🥺💖 That’s very kind of yer but no, I don’t want yer to get hurt. I can take on him myself ig 🤡🤡🤡 Babe r u alright ?? I quite understand u tho, i fight with my sis a lot nah almost every day, although it’s more about words than fists oops Alrightyyy Baji-san ! Come over and let amanda braid your hair rn !! 😁 Can I put some bows or maybe some cute hair clips on his hair too ? 🥺🥺🥺 Oh I’m pretty sure yer ain’t goin’ anywhere soon baji-san —

Lol it’s okay luv ! Face masks aren’t everyone thing, not exactly mine either, but it’s good to try smth different <3 See ?? Everyone thinks you’re amazing, draken. Be more proud of yourself ! (And also your marvellous works —)

Ahahahaha well maybe at first, but he immediately understand what’s goin’ on with me the second I pointed to the screen. Ig it really did hit me hard lmao 🤣 Omg wow yeah you like sad anime — I remember yer once told me yer do — so maybe that’s why you say that ? 😂 And oh you like action anime too, tis one’s kinda your type isn’t it ? But yeah I’m glad yer and yer friend enjoyed !! It’s alright dear ! Tyvm ! For me I personally think aot is v. safe tho, like — they don’t really focus too much on scenes where titan gobbled up ppl, and yea that makes it much less scary than I thought it would be. I like that.

Oh oh oh — I see I see — I already meet almost all of ‘em !! Yes I met captain Levi already omgggg — he’s captain ?! 😱😱😱 Plus he’s super cool like he just came for some mins, nah maybe even secs but he already start slashing and killing titans ?! That’s very amazing !! He really impressed me a lot, I’m stunned, really. Yes I admit, I admit right away that’s such an excellent character. *claps claps* So tis da man who’s half of yer heart ? Good taste yer got there 😏✨

Also also — there’s tis scene where it shocks me very much, um prob the one that eren got gobbled by the titan… my jaw hurts bc it was dropped too much but I just can’t help it ‘cause wattttt ?? He’s a main charac isn’t he ?? Then he’s gunna be dead like that ?? No ThAt’S iMpOsSiBlE — but then I found out that he’s a titan but it didn’t shock me that much ‘cause I kinda have guess before that he’s the titan, it still shock me a bit tho… wait what am i even saying rn ??? 💀💀💀

And mikasa’s past !! Super sad… I felt like my heart sank as I watch, damn tis series really hits me hard in… literally everything oh mah gosh —

… Dang it. Tell me when he simps over anime charac too, that’s da time for yer revenge. Calls him out, annoyed him to the death of the world bae. That’s what I’ll do too if I were you, too bad my sissy already simp for anime charac before I even start watching one… ugh —

Hm what ? Why ? WhY ???? Oikawa here — tis baby here is such a good charac… but oh well yea maybe Oikawa’s not really his type nvm — Dw bae maybe he just not like him but we do and that’s what really matter ♡︎

Ah glad to hear that love ! And oh yeah me too ! I didn’t feel anything except the pain in my upper arm, but I still didn’t catch a cold or anything, HELP my mum says that I’m super-tough like a buffalo omlllll 😭😭😭😭 She’s so CRUEL ! Oh I can understand that hehe, but I’m still glad to hear that you’re okay now <3 BUT YER STILL NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YERSELF OR ELSE IMMA CALL SHINICHIRO-SAN ☹️☹️☹️ I’M SUPER-SERIOUS HERE SO DON’T CHA DARE !!!

- With love, BamBam 🦢🌙

[random-fandom-ramble]

So! Turns out being in a multilingual italian-immersion highschool for fine arts that squashes you with schoolwork and test every other week/day/hour/minute doesn’t leave you with a lot of time for theories.(Or for life in general 😒). WHO KNEW😐. So! here’s a list of theories and head canons that I currently shouldn’t actually have time for! So here’s my

List of head canons that I might elaborate on in the future!

(When I have a life again)

Runaan and janai know each other. [in one of the pictures of the concept art we saw them standing next to each other]. They might be fellow veterans from the same battle, or they’re university friends/still friends from university .

Xadia has two or three major cities with sectors for the different elven groups that live there. Each major city has one GINORMOUS university, which has combined academies for assassins, knights, guards, blacksmiths, scholars, healers, craftsmen, mages and many more under its roof(/on its campus). Many elves from different backrounds study in these big universities, but out of the two/three of them, only one has always allowed earthblood, ocean and bi/multiracial elves to enroll. The others followed much later or not at all.

Within elven society, earthblood, ocean and biracial elves are the most discriminated against for various reasons.

Runaan, Tinker and Janai were/are a protégé-best-friends-powersquad😆Though Janai ended up being a third wheel 👀

Janai and Amaya will get along very well. Like, VERY well 😏🌹✨🍑

Tinker is a polymath [a person who’s really good at many things.]. He says that to be able to craft the best of anything, you need to master the use of anything, so you can judge it’s quality yourself.

He’s a genius and doesn’t shy away from letting people know

Tinker is only officially a “craftsman”. He’s knows many of the most influential nobles, scholars and politicians,(probably because he made something for them), and is often present during important political debates

Tinker is actually really good at combat. Like- really good. Like: runaan-thought-he-had-to-go-easy-on-him-and-then-proceeded-to-get-floored-by-tinker-repeatedly kind of good

The earthblood elves have a motto that’s a mix of “don’t win the round; win the game”, “keep your integrity and the bully will leave” and “ I don’t like taking anyone’s shit so prepare yourself for some very well planned out karma”

Earthblood elves are known for being well versed in history and lore, but many don’t know that earthblood elves are also extraordinary debaters and thinkers. Their patience gives them the ability to truely imerse themselves into whatever their doing; be it art, combat, magic, crafting, music, history, languages, etc. but they can also be, to the surprise of everyone, very sassy and don’t miss any chance to diss anyone or anything. They are also very stubborn, which makes them determined, but also makes them quite petty at times.

Usually earthblood elves are patient and polite/kind(depending on the person), and they almost always manage to turn peoples preconseptions of them around after they get to know them. Which makes it thus the more tragic and horrific when one earthblood gets pushed too far and uses the earthblood elven special ability. Many would perceive it as a truely horrific and repulsing, which leads to the earthblood elf being shunned. Which is unfortunate, because if one were to just try and understand it, they would see it’s not so horrible after all; just a matter of execution and use by the individual.

Skywing elves are sassy, witty, funny, and unfortunately, more often then not huge jerks. Though this might have to do with the fact that they really want to have their freadom, which is difficult in elven politics.

In elven politics you basically have two sides: the celestial bodies(sunfire/startouch/moonshadow), and the terrestrial elements(earthblood/ocean). The celestial side has had a long history of looking down on or straight up oppressing the terrestrial elements. Skywings are kinda in a ruff position in this regard, because they aren’t really fully on one side. They’re the butt of the jokes for the celestial bodies, and the terrestrial elements don’t usually trust them, especially the ocean elves.

Ocean elves are the xadian equivalent of indigenous/native/tribal people. They live in groups/camps/families/squads and are in some cases nomads. Their phisical abilities and appearance changes depending on the environment they’re in at the moment. They traditionally teach a peaceful and tolerant way of life, but after a long period of them and their people getting abused by other elven groups, some of them have become very agressive and violent towards others.

Nevertheless, earthblood and ocean elves tend to get along well, and sometimes they even form strong friendships with skywing elves. Though out of the two, if any were to consider trying to befriend any elf from the other groups, earthblood is the most likely to try.

Skywing and Earthblood elves are the biggest trolls of xadia. Don’t test them, they know all the tricks.

Sunfire elves are defined by honor, valour and pride. They value their craftsmen and knights and proudly fight to defend their name or the lives of xadians. But they can easily wind up coming off as pretty big jerks with huge egos. It’s always with a load of honor and pride, but it can really get on others’ nerves sometimes.(the sunfire elves would like to refer to themssleves as lawfully good). Nevertheless, they are, beyond doubt, admirable and loyal people who are ready to fight for what they believe is right.

Startouch elves are those people in power that no one actually loves; infact, most other elves despise them. They are so powerfull and so high above the rest of them, that they’ve become completly detached from the world of the “lower ones”. But they are still the oldest and most powerfull elves of them all, so theres not much one can do about them. The Startouch elves might not realise it or intend it, but the’ve come to view any other elf outside their group as more of a figure or a pawn and inferior to them, rather than an equal. And when it comes to discrimination against earthblood/ocean elves/humans, they can be, without doubt, the most gruesome and horrible people out there, wether they acknowledge that fact or not.

Aaravos might have been an exeption from the normal startouchelves, [seeing eye to eye with the other elves], which is why we even see him stand alongside other elven warriors in the first episode of season one.

Moonshadow elven society is quite rigid. There are premade paths for life and it’s unbeneficial to try and break for the norm, since there’s probably already a plan for any kind of person, so that they can benefit society. I kinda imagine them have a kind of clockwork system culture like in Switzerland, except that they’re more openly strict .(coming from a swiss person here)

Being an assassin is a cultural thing for the moonshadow elves, which could suggest that all of them have had some minimum training. It doesn’t mean that all of them have to be professional assassins, but it wouldn’t be surprising if all of them know how to at least hold a sword. But maybe some parents don’t put their kids in assassins training for moral/personal reasons.

Foster kids, orphans and kids whose parents can’t/don’t want to constantly care for them automatically get put into assassins training. In the case of the orphans/foster kids, They don’t have any parents who might refuse, and in a clockwork system you need to find a use for anyone.

Runaan was one of those kids. He turned out to be really good, so he got into an advanced training academy at a young age.

Runaan is the youngest commander/assassins leader in history. He’s an incredible fighter, but (for some reason) not a dragon guard.🤔

The other assassins from runaans team are-*cough-cough*- were actually absolute goofballs, but they try tried to hide it

When Runaan introduced them to Rayla, they thought a) since when does runaan have a baby daughter, and b) this is a precious little cinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs.

When rayla first met runaan, she didn’t like him and tried to sass him into returning her to her parents.(she didn’t realise that she couldn’t go back to them at the time). Luckily, runaan has been around enough earthblood-, skywing- and sunfire elves to be able to deal with that kind of sass. But in the end, it was Tinker who convinced rayla that runaan is actually not that bad. She ended up loving both of them.

When she was still very young, she would often ask runaan if there was any news for her from her parents who were off guarding the egg of the dragon prince. Sometimes, runaan tried to lie a little to make rayla feel better, but at some point she started seeing through the lies. As she got older she asked about her parents less and less, until she stopped asking about them all together. This eventual disconnect to her parents made it easier for her to disown them as her parents after they „failed their duty and ran away“.

When she and Callum travel through Xadia, he might ask her who raised her, since her parents were never around. Rayla might go on to tell him abot the two wonderful men who are very precious to her who basically took her in as a daughter and taught her the most important life lessons. She might even go on to tell him about the one who trained her in combat and who was always there for her to suport and care for her, even if he seemed a bit cold about it. She’s obviously talking about runaan, but she doesn’t tell callum; else she would have to explain why her adoptive dad tried to kill her at the castle. Callum then expresses a great liking for the man who taught rayla to fight. He doesn’t know that the man he just came to admire is his fathers murderer, which is another reason rayla doesn’t tell callum his name.

Sol regem is not a good guy. He’s either neutral or evil. He might even want to kill Zym so that he (or some other dragon) can take the throne of the dragons. Wether he believes that this is necessary or because he’s just straight up evil, he doesn’t want Zym as king.

Rayla, Callum and Zym will have to play a game of cat and mouse through Xadia as they hide/escape from dangers.(sol regem, other dragons, elves). Where will they runn? To tinker? Will he help them?

Back in katolis, Viren has basically gone insane. But between his wild gibberish he marvels about the great power in the mirror. At some point everyone is solidly freaked out by his talk and everyone wants to know what the heck is up with that mirror.

( my brain won’t let me not write this head canon down: imagine if Aaravos somehow ended up getting Runaan at his mercy; Aaravos wants to know something from runaan, [god knows what], but Runaan refuses. But because Aaravos doesn’t like defiance, and since he dislikes assassins anyways[for some reason], he just decides to break into runaans mind using magic. He suddenly sees a sweet memory of Tinker and Rayla at home being a happy little family. Suddenly Aaravos decides to not hurt Runaan anymore. Instead he wants to get Runaan to tell him all about what it’s like to have your own happy little family.[?elarion?])

While the high council has Viren and his office searched, claudia goes down to the dungeon to check on the “other prisoner” and the mirror. She becomes very worried when she doesn’t find the prisoner, but she does find the mirror. At first she is tempted to inspect it, but remembering and being frightened by what it did to her beloved father, she covers it up and tells the others she found the mirror. During that time someone found Runaan. They discuss what to do with him; after all, he is the murderer of king harrow[as far as they know]. Ezran, now the king, decides that runaan is the only one who could help them figure out what’s up with the mirror and must therefore be set free. Obviously, he is met with alot of protest from the council, claudia, and most likely amaya as well.

When ezran mets queen Aanya for the first time, she’s almost embarrassed for him, because it’s so painfully obvious that Ezran doesn’t know how to deal with adults. She pulls him aside at some point and gives him some crucial advice about being a child monarch. He in turn decides to make Aanya his friend. She’s almost insulted at first, but deep inside, she’s always wanted a friend.

And then the moonshadow elves arrive

Bonus:

At some point in some future season, Runaan and rayla will have to fight the smokey afterimages of their beloved dead friends and comrades

I have no idea when I’ll takle any/all of these head canons and theories, though if anyone were to give me any suggestions/ideas for any of these hd/theories OR for any different theories, I’ll be glad to hear ‘em!

Anyways✨, thanks for reading!

[punkscowardschampions]

Sekhmet & Jay

Sekhmet: [During the party when we’ve been notified we’ve forgotten]

Sekhmet: SO SORRY! I got stuck in the studio and lost track of time

Sekhmet: I will be RIGHT there with your gift and the ✨🍾💃🏽

Sekhmet: [Cannot stress how much later we would’ve then been after these messages lmao, and a mess when we finally arrive so clearly weren’t working hard were we]

Sekhmet: So your future in-laws were looking at me like I’d escaped the priory 🥴🤪

Jay: My future in-laws may well have had a point

Sekhmet: Awh, don’t be mad because I brought the pregame energy 🥺

Jay: I’m mad because you almost missed the entire party and when you finally did show it probably would’ve been for the best if you had

Jay: that’s not how I want to feel

Sekhmet: Come on, that’s harsh

Sekhmet: I had to get you the perfect engagement present

Sekhmet: then I had to get the 🐶 something too, which was a whole mission

Sekhmet: and you liked [whatever undeniably nice thing you did get]

Sekhmet: New people make me nervous, we’ve barely met him never mind his ‘folks’ 🤭

Sekhmet: Americans are extra, his dad probably goes to AA every day or something, bringing that baggage to me 😰

Jay: You did get us a close to perfect engagement present, thanks again, but that’s not what’s really important

Jay: I’d rather you showed up empty handed and tongue tied than the alternative when it looks like that

Jay: his folks already don’t like me and I wanted to prove them wrong by having everything go off without a hitch

Jay: Nerve wracking doesn’t even describe everyone in the same room together talking about our future

Sekhmet: I’m sorry ☹️ I’ll make it up to you

Sekhmet: I didn’t know you were stressing

Sekhmet: What’s their actual deal then?

Jay: It’s okay, that’s not your fault

Jay: I should’ve listened to my dad when he was singing the praises of keeping things slightly more lowkey, best behaviour was always going to be a big ask with those numbers

Jay: I don’t know his parents that well, honestly, but if there were horror stories I’d be aware of them, I suppose they’re pretty normal?

Sekhmet: We have to go out, just us girls

Sekhmet: Pre-hen, obviously, like now

Sekhmet: Hmm, can’t relate 😅

Sekhmet: Normal is weird for us

Sekhmet: At least your MiL can’t just pop ‘round whenever she wants, even if she isn’t a total nightmare

Jay: I’ll start a group chat, try and sort it out ASAP but I bet everyone’ll be up for it

Jay: I am anyway

Jay: Yeah, it’d be weird if I told Noah I wish at least 1 of his parents was in AA but I sort of do, that’d be relatable and I wouldn’t feel like they see me as white trash

Sekhmet: I promised ✨🍾💃🏽 not 🥴🤪 and I WILL deliver

Sekhmet: Everyone has dirt, you just don’t know the family tea yet

Sekhmet: they’ll have to let you know when you got the last name, if you can’t sleuth it out before then

Jay: I don’t think theirs is 🥵

Jay: lukewarm is more likely, and obviously a relief

Jay: my last name has ridiculous amounts of drama attached to it never mind the rest of the 🌲

Sekhmet: You’re marrying boring, so proud 😘

Sekhmet: No wonder I didn’t know how to act, this is brand new territory, like, okay 👀👏🏽

Sekhmet: At least that name is your dad’s doing because I thought I was HIGH when your other sisters said theirs

Sekhmet: I’mma need to hear that again 🤣

Jay: Ha ha, he’s not though, it’s just his parents who are

Jay: God, I know…

Jay: you’ll probably get another chance at this pre-hen, since they did show last night, on time and everything 😏

Sekhmet: You’re clearly made for each other, you’ve been together forever, right

Sekhmet: I’m not gonna diss your man, boring=normal=good, in this scenario

Sekhmet: Yeah but my present was better and so was my look so 💁🏽‍♀️😏

Sekhmet: We’re still your favourite twins

Jay: If only best dressed didn’t = worst behaved

Jay: but you couldn’t ruin my good time so

Sekhmet: Please, I’m an 👼🏽

Sekhmet: or I will be, next time

Sekhmet: because I wasn’t trying to

Jay: I know you weren’t, I had years of it with V I’m well versed in what it looks like

Sekhmet: Exactly

Sekhmet: If I was looking to be shady, I’ve learnt from the best 💅🏽

Sekhmet: Uni is already so intense, drinks and debriefing had to be had

Jay: Good intense though right?

Sekhmet: ‘Course, way better than all the boring shit I had to do at school

Sekhmet: it’s a lot more practical though, shit has to get made, on time too, so 🤷🏽‍♀️

Sekhmet: Work hard play hard, right

Jay: I’m here whenever you wanna work off the ✨🍾💃🏽

Jay: it doesn’t have to be 5am

Sekhmet: You’re so sweet

Sekhmet: Getting old has made you so soft

Sekhmet: You’re going to have a million 👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼s next

Jay: And you’re so funny

Sekhmet: I can hit up the 👶🏼 shops whenever you’re ready 🤍🎁

Sekhmet: OH MY GOD

Sekhmet: Please tell me you haven’t found your dress yet because I NEED to come

Jay: No, I haven’t found it yet, none of them are me

Jay: maybe you could make me one, if uni doesn’t leave you too burned out

Sekhmet: Don’t even play

Sekhmet: imagine the ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️s

Jay: When you get time to draw something, send it to me

Jay: no pressure, I just wanna see what you think my wedding dress would look like

Sekhmet: I totally will

Sekhmet: designing is my favourite part

Sekhmet: 💭 is a lot easier than execution

Jay: I remember, every time I visited you’d be on that game you had and wouldn’t get off it for long enough to even say hello to me

Jay: I had to bribe you 🍭🧸🍬

Jay: not that I’m still bitter or anything

Sekhmet: I bet mum kept it if you wanna come get it

Sekhmet: and I only take bribes in the form of 💵💳💎 now FYI

Jay: Noted

Jay: you’ll be excited to hear then that a client can get us [somewhere girly and boujee and a mood for this pre-hen celebration]

Sekhmet: Okay, so you aren’t totally past it 🤯

Sekhmet: Keeping people 🔥 has its perks

Sekhmet: I’m going shopping immediately so I’m best dressed again

Jay: Thanks 😅

Jay: I’m going to take my other favourite twins, we’ve still got loads of getting each other to do, hopefully they’ll agree with you

Sekhmet: They will

Sekhmet: I could ask them if they wanna go shop, if you want

Sekhmet: sister solidarity, or whatever ✌🏽

Jay: Mats would definitely appreciate the breathing room if they’d go with you

Sekhmet: I make no promises, that one was giving me serious evil eye

Sekhmet: but maybe she was nervous too, not gonna hold it against her 💁🏽‍♀️

Jay: Neither can I, it’s huge progress that they came

Jay: I owe Mats a gift that’s as good as your engagement efforts for sure, it was totally her doing

Sekhmet: Add Vee to that list, not that you’ve got loads of enemies or anything… 😶

Sekhmet: She’s such a teacher

Jay: Ha ha

Jay: call me when you’re a big sister more than once over, it’s not easy, okay?

Sekhmet: Jokes, girl, it’s obviously not about you

Sekhmet: x3 on those gals

Jay: But if you’re serious about inviting them out, I think it’s a good idea

Jay: this family’s influence isn’t all bad, especially in this case

Sekhmet: They’ve had worse

Sekhmet: I will, in their DMs currently like I’m thirsty 👋🏽

Jay: IOU too

Jay: 💵💳💎 obviously

Sekhmet: [Sends her amazon wishlist like any of this will do lmao]

Sekhmet: 😘

Jay: If I like your dress design, I’ll consider it 😏

Sekhmet: Don’t know if you don’t try 😅

Sekhmet: I’ll get back to you about all of it

Sekhmet: but I got a lunch date I’m already late for rn so

Jay: Okay, there’s no rush

Jay: 0 shotguns digging into either of our backs, there’s loads of time for all of it

Jay: Go enjoy your lunch before it becomes a dinner date instead

Sekhmet: He wishes, I got one of those too

Jay: Now I feel old

Jay: well done, you’ve succeeded

Sekhmet: 😅 N’awh, you wifey now

Jay: He better not start calling me that

Sekhmet: You’re cute

Sekhmet: and we haven’t had a good wedding for ages, I’m going to take full advantage

Jay: Me too, it’s the only one I’m having

Sekhmet: Don’t worry, I’ll have loads so you can continue to live vicariously through me

Sekhmet: Dad will refuse to pay after like the third 🤣

Jay: Don’t feel like you have to, I have enough other siblings who can take a turn

Sekhmet: I’ve already got it worked out, it’s not just for your benefit, babe, trust me

Jay: Fill me in some time, when you’re not late

Sekhmet: I don’t wanna give you grey hairs

Sekhmet: complete the transformation 🤍👵

Jay: I don’t have time to spend hours at the salon, he’ll have to mean the vows wholeheartedly and accept that I’ve let myself go beforehand

Sekhmet: not that you’re testing him or anything 😬

Jay: Of course not

Sekhmet: Please actually make it down the aisle, no one is ever getting over the embarrassment of Auntie Grace’s wedding fiasco

Jay: Please don’t bring that up, it has to be bad luck

Sekhmet: 🤐

Sekhmet: I’m just saying, I’ll bring an A++ plus one so I can take your place if necessary, shame to let the day go to waste

Jay: It won’t be necessary

Sekhmet: Don’t freak out

Sekhmet: If he was gonna, he would’ve ran for the hills when you proposed

Jay: I know, I’m fine

Jay: we’re fine, I wouldn’t have proposed if we weren’t

Sekhmet: Duh, I’m just joking, babe

Sekhmet: As if I’m going to waste my youth tied to anyone

Jay: Your sense of humour isn’t hungover, I’m so glad

Sekhmet: I don’t get hungover, I just keep it running and go again

Jay: I can’t relate, but believe it or not I can still remember when I could

Sekhmet: You’re not past it yet

Sekhmet: 30 is still a little off

Jay: I’m looking forward to it

Sekhmet: 🤨

Sekhmet: You can take me to New York when I’m 21 but this next birthday is going to be such a let down after my 18th

Jay: It doesn’t have to be, we just have to plan something great

Jay: I could take you to [places she’s been on her many travels that this girl would like]

Sekhmet: I could make SUCH a bag in Dubai 🤩

Jay: That’s the spirit 😅

Sekhmet: Okay but you cannot invite your other sisters

Sekhmet: I am not spending my birthday worrying about reapplying their SPF every 5 seconds so they don’t turn to dust

Jay: Maybe you’ll get on really well and be begging me to invite them…

Sekhmet: Not the ellipses sis 😶

Sekhmet: it’s not their fault their all-girls school types

Sekhmet: and completely melanin deficient

Jay: A lot of things aren’t their fault

Jay: but I’m just saying Lulu could do with playing as hard as she works, before she gets to uni

Sekhmet: Her stank face @ me was telling

Sekhmet: She can come to the club too, assuming she’s got an outfit that gets her in

Sekhmet: Not the choir girl chic

Jay: I’m not expecting you to work miracles 👼🏽 or not

Jay: she worries me a bit, that’s all

Sekhmet: I get it

Sekhmet: I will actually try

Jay: You’re forgiven then

Sekhmet: Yay

Sekhmet: because you were overreacting a liiiiiillll bit 🤏🏽

Jay: It was a big deal for me

Sekhmet: I showed up

Sekhmet: I’m super busy

Jay: Everyone’s busy

Sekhmet: Yeah but I showed up

Sekhmet: I could’ve not, very easily

Jay: I don’t wanna fight about it

Sekhmet: Good, because I seriously do not have time or energy for that

Jay: Me either

Sekhmet: 😘

Jay: ❤️