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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month

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oh hey! i was reading a fic the other day where Wangji was once misspelled as Wangu. which leads me to: MDZS Pingu-style??? noot noot!

Do you think love can bloom on the sea ice?

#mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #digital art #Club penguin #ask #I've drawn a lot of strange crossovers for MDZS but this one really takes it up a notch #I saw this ask and thought “yeah why not. I've been meaning to do style studies. Let's experiment.”#And the moment my pen hit my tablet I was struck by the need to make it even worse.#Perhaps I am just nostalgic for club penguin and pengu but I think there is something magical about them holding hands.#Anyways I think younger WWX would have loved club penguin. It's the joy of the minigames and hanging out with your friends online.#Lan Wangji could never get past the fact the 'Ask your parent/guardian!' part of registration.#Either because he knew Lan Qiren would have said no *or* because he asked once and got turned down.#Lan Xichen probably was like 'Hey I can help you with that :)' to which LWJ said no because that was breaking the rules.#But if I *had* to put wangxian in a club penguin AU? Yeah 1000% it's LWJ as a mod and WWX as a notorious (nootorious) griefer.#WWX would be trying to speed run how fast he can get banned or how much he can get away with.#Getting removed and returning over and over earns him the 'necromancer of CP' title in the community. Loathed by many.#Meanwhile LWJ is about to seriously consider doxxing this guy just to get him to stop making his volunteer hobby less of a nightmare.#Cue 10 years later. They meet up on the ice flow on the last day before the servers get shut down. They have a genuine heart to heart.#Three years later on Club Penguin rewritten: two grown men decide to relive their childhood one more time.#Fate draws them to the same server.#I ask again. Do you think love can bloom on the digital sea ice?

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blueskittlesart · 24 days

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the master works discourse on twitter is killing me. none of these bitches understood the game or its characters AT ALL

#'they should have kept the festival instead of making it so no one knew who link was' HE DID NOT WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED.#his whole thing is that he felt so much pressure because of the attention he got precalamity that he WENT MUTE.#WHY WOULD HE WANT A GIANT FESTIVAL IN HIS HONOR REMINDING HIM OF THE THING THAT LOWKEY RUINED HIS LIFE #LIKE???? okay guys i get it the concept art was pretty. but in terms of characterization it makes NO SENSE FOR HIM #he has been the center of attention since he was 12 years old and he EXPLICITLY DOES NOT LIKE IT #like do you honestly think that the low profile he keeps in totk was not a deliberate choice?? especially when EVERYONE knows zelda???#if he wanted attention he could have had attention. he CHOSE to be 'that guy who's always with the princess' instead of the hero of hyrule #basically his entire adolescence was lost to the calamity. he was not allowed to have an identity outside of his duty to the kingdom #OF COURSE when given the opportunity he's going to choose to build an identity completely divorced from that duty.#he did it. hes done. he doesnt HAVE to be that person anymore. no one recognizes him as the hero and that means that he gets to be HIMSELF #instead. UGHHHH ANYWAYS #sorry i cant start arguments with grown men on twitter so i have to vaguepost here instead #this is self-control. i am Controlling Myself.#personal

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turtleblogatlast · 9 months

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Feeling a lot of trans Leo feelings rn and I would like to reiterate how possible it is for him to not only be trans but also have no idea at all about it.

Okay so, he’s bigger than Donnie, particularly carapace wise, which tends to be the case when the slider is female and the softshell is male.

Second, his coloring. He retains the same coloring his whole life, even as a much older adult, so there’s another tick in the trans checklist, especially being that said coloring is noticeably bright.

His demeanor is also pretty at odds from most male red eared sliders - one example of this being when Bullhop was staying with them and Leo is noticeably less angered by him being both in their territory and in general than the others are - male red eared sliders would be way more combative here.

Like alone none of these are 100% definitive indicators but all together it makes perfect sense to me personally.

Now, how would it work for Leo to not know?

Okay, bear with me, but I like to think it’s because of Splinter’s (or rather, Lou Jitsu’s) genetics! As in, of course Leo wouldn’t assume otherwise, after all, his human self is very masc, including his lower voice and overall body type, so he and his family would have no reason to assume that he’s actually trans! But I personally like to think that it is because of Lou Jitsu’s DNA that Leo’s humanoid half turned out so masc in comparison to his more female aligning turtle half.

So yeah. Female red eared slider mutated with the DNA of a human man equals a turtle teen with no idea he’s trans (or potentially intersex.)

#rottmnt #rise leo #rottmnt leo #trans leonardo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #trans masc leonardo #the one headcanon I refuse to part with 😤#I especially like this too because it in turn makes the boy’s voices in the show when they’re little make more sense haha #like obvs it’s because the voice actors are grown men so they can’t sound like children #BUT it’s funny to look at because hello these are babies with very low voices #of course this is all for design or for show reasons #but in retrospect it’s fun to look into more because it makes things like this work out that much better #I know ppl may disagree but alas! I cannot help but see rise leo as afab- or at least intersex due to mutation #it makes me happy #surprise trans Leo is so good #side note but putting Lou Jitsu’s adult human male dna into the turtles when they were infants is also why I think they were so wonky-#-immediately after they mutated #their proportions were much more align with an older human’s than a baby’s and it’s only later that they grew into more toddler-esque bodies #only to revert back to similar proportions upon reaching teenage years #it’s actually fun to think about because imagine being splinter in this scenario #he’s already dealing with his own transformations how the heck should he know what is and isn’t out of the ordinary

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dysfunctionalcreature · 1 month

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idk about yall but one of my most ever favorite aftg headcanons is that Andrew is really good with kids, and in the future when Aaron and Katelyn settle down and have kids, their kids will absolutely adore "Uncle Andrew", and he'll happily suffer through whatever sort of play the kids want to do with an as genuine and un-menacing smile on his face as he can manage, whenever he and Neil (and Kevin) come to visit

#the “(and Kevin)” is because i am incapable of imagining adult andreil without it turning into kevandreil #idk why i just really like Kevin being in there especially once they're all grown up and have at least some of their shit sorted out #anyways!#in my version of things Katelyn and Aaron have twins 🥺#two girls. and i read some headcanon at some point that one of Aaron's kids was trans and Andrew was the first person they came out to #and i think that's adorable and im obsessed with it so in my headcanon Aaron and Katelyn have twins. a cis girl and a trans girl #and they're supportive ofc. she just told Andrew first cause ya know uncle's presumably have less expectations of how you'll grow up #and therefore have less potential to be upset about you being trans #.........#im not projecting onto Katelyn and Aaron's non-existent kids fuck you shutup #aftg my beloved #all for the game #aftg #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #katelyn mackenzie #kateaaron #andreil #kevandreil #kandreil #the twinyards #twinyards #neil josten #kevin day #katelyn minyard #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king's men

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scopop08 · 2 years

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Hello Hermitblr.

I have come bearing a gift. A 2 minute long, seven year old video in 240p of mumbo, zed, tango, and impulse attempting to play pingpong.

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#The word attempting is important here because I think this might be the worst ever game of pingpong ever played #how do four grown men all have this bad of hand eye coordination #mumbo misses by a foot like three times #a pongping ball is hit at him and instead kf taking one step out of the way or catching it he jumps and falls over #impulse and tango both consecutively fail to get the ball over the net #zedaph is also there #hermitcraft #mindcrack #hermitblr #tangotek #mumbo jumbo #impulsesv #Zedaph #team zit #Youtube #Sco good posts

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soup-scope · 2 years

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we finally got canon ages for some of the redacted boys!!!

Samuel Collins- 29 *when turned* (technically 44 ig)

Vincent Solaire - 20 *when turned* (technically 43 ig)

Avior- Coalesced 36 years ago

Gavin- Coalesced 33 years ago

Aaron- 33 years old

David Shaw- 30 years old

Asher Talbot- 30 years old

Milo Greer- 30 years old

Lasko Moore- 29 years old

Elliot- 29 years old(???) (timeline just states he was adopted 29 years ago)

Huxley- 26

Caelum- Coalesced 24 years ago (caelum is still very much mentally a child tho. don’t be weird)

Damien- 24 years old

#ALSO A CANON LAST NAME FOR ASHER????#erik is releasing the full timeline to non patreon havers later but i think the ages are pretty broad enough to share ethically 😭😭#i’ll take this down tho to my notes tho if needed #asher is still def taking baabes last name tho #i read through the entire timeline i’m screaming #god the way that i realized that avior literally can’t be added to the timeline UNTIL THEY BOTH GET OUT #because time is frozen for them. so starlight probably was pulled into the hell with avior sometime during 2023 #or around then. so it’s an event for the FUTURE #anyways i’m glad erik actyally made a good portion of them ‘grown men age’ instead of them all being like 23 or smth lmao #damien being one of the youngest of the DAMN squad has me CACKLING #lasko moore. an advisor aged 27 was terrified of 22 year old Damien im crying #i ain’t gonna say anything else about the timeline until erik fully releases it but i’m frothing #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #redactedverse #redacted gavin #redacted david #asher #redacted asher #redacted aaron #redacted elliot #redacted milo #redacted avior #redacted caelum #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted vincent #redacted sam

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jopzer · 1 year

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jamie tartt really strikes me as the sort of like. big big puppy dog doesnt realize he is in fact not seven pounds. obviously he Knows the weight he's got and the Power behind it when it counts and he's throwing his weight around during a game or he and the lads are wrestling or when he certainly tackled roy to the ground during their bar fight like he Knows. i don't think he really considers it outside of these contexts tho. like. throws his whole weight into roy's lap in his chair in his office. the wheels arent locked the leaning lever isnt locked roy wasnt ready to counterbalance and they both end up backwards on the floor with jamie's full weight on his chest. roy voice "think you broke my rib." jamie, giggling "your hip, more like"

#beebles #ted lasso #royjamie #jamie tartt #roy kent #i just think he's a fucking goober #and he's also grown up 100% around men who carry the same weight and strength and when they're dicking around its equal footing #he doesn't consider that not everyone is fully prepared to have two arms full of jamie tartt at the drop of a hat #usually roy can handle him plopping down in his lap but i think the One time he's distracted.#it's over. they're on the ground. roy needs a new chair and a new ribcage.#he can run at isaac to ram his shoulder into his sternum and isaac will pick him up and throw him over his shoulder you get me #these are rowdy boys.#wrastlin at 100% power

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sulky-cabbage · 1 month

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The sukugo fight can't get animated any sooner I'm craving sukugo tiktok edits

#jjk #ryomen sukuna #gojo Satoru #sukugo #my post #sukugo's date night #Grown ass men beating each other up looking each other in the eyes thinking about love while a cutesy song plays in the background 😍#I saw a tiktok edit of Sukuna annihilating everything with the song “what is love?” by TWICE playing I was like wait a minute THISSS!!!#but with the Sukugo fight!!!!#I have a whole montage in my brain hear me out.... starting from 2:27 minutes in #Wonder where you are?~ I'm gonna find you~ Wonder where you are?~ I'm so dying to see you~ I can't take it much longer~#👆🏻these lyrics with that scene of Sukuna waiting for gojo on the rooftop before their fight...hmmm yes yandere vibes yes #How it could be as sweet as candy~ How it's like flying in the sky~#👆🏻These with Sukuna and gojo clashing in the sky over kenjaku #this part of the song is the slowest so a slow motion scene of them in the sky would look beautifulagghj #I wanna know know know know~ what is love?~ What love feels like~#👆🏻 these with Sukuna giving Satoru that look💀 and thinking about yorozu's words after Satoru chose their date to be on 24th..#How it keeps you smiling all day~#👆🏻 this one is obvious there are too many instances of them freakishly smiling during the fight that it's hard to choose lmao #How the whole world turns beautiful~#👆🏻cut to Sukuna saying he cleared his skies...yeah...#I wanna know know know know what is love?~ Will love come to me someday?~#👆🏻 and maybe if we're getting angsty with this... that scene of the last time “the one who will teach you about love” was brought up #in the airport where we see Sukuna from behind and Satoru says it was fun asdhjkkll #Then the song just continues with I wanna know~ I wanna know~ for 30 seconds until it ends #👆🏻 And here comes a compilation of Sukuna missing gojo and standing there looking bored and we have Yuji black flashing his heart #and sukuna looks behind him and has heart eyes for larue but it fades to him looking at yutagojo thinking it's gojo #because these two scenes are SIMILAR for some reason and then yuta failing at being gojo and sukuna copying gojo's hand sign and-#Do yall see what I mean this is their theme song fr The song being cutesy and upbeat is what makes this for me #Sukuna is living his first teenage girl experience Yall don't understand I need this so baddd I'm gonna learn how to edit and do it myself

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lulu-the-bugaboo · 2 months

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Having Ace as a fav is weird because the takes I see on him are either the type I've always wanted on my favs, digging into his character despite the low screentime and sharing fascinating views or the most brain dead, disappointing, shallow takes known to man

There is no in-between

#the way his fans see him makes me so happy as someone who always wanted others who looked as deep as I did #we are an insane bunch but we aren't alone so it feels so good #there are so many interesting views #then there are the wildly stupid ones #like if you aren't gonna bother looking at a character past surface level just move on and shut up #the way powerscaler dudebros' brains function is downright embarrassing #nothing wrong with enjoying cool fights and the action ofc #but judging everything by strength like some elementary schoolers is :/#it's mostly grown men too #sorry for the rant I just can't believe some of these people #I'm sure it's the same for the other characters too #lulu rambles #one piece #portgas d ace #portgas d. ace #dunno if I'm having the time of my life or wanna pull my hair out #I'm sick my brain isn't functioning normally lol #God forbid you have to think about a character beyond what the story directly feeds you

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sapphic-agent · 2 months

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As if Bakugou's mid ass basic ass quirk would have made a difference sit the fuck down

#anti bakugou katsuki #ok this one actually pissed me off #compared to decay blueflame and double do mfs really think bakugou's piddly explosions would make any difference #he's literally nothing compared to them #he's an overzealous loud mouthed brat who can't take izuku or shoto at full power #don't compare him to the lov they deserve better #anti bakugou stans #what is with these grown men sucking bakugou all of a sudden #don't attack op #he might be stupid but-

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ratatatastic · 2 months

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making grown adults blow bubbles was the best decision they couldve done for this wedding and also

we get these dorks who look like secret service agents blowing bubbles as luosty and tiia pass by lmaooo

also hi sasha 👋 (he has never looked more fatherly than he does here and i did not recognise him for a hot minute lmao)

the photo vs the photographer

IG stories (tiialuostarinen/nikomikk) | 7.14.24

#eetu luostarinen #niko mikkola #anton lundell #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #offseason funsies #blessed be summer wedding season #finns. one big happy fambily.#also mikksy and lundy have been attached at the hip since offseason started.#i think they are surgically attached to each other can someone check on them.#they look so dorky blowing bubbles 😭😭😭#i think my favourite part of the video is sasha fiddling with the bubble container and waiting until luosty passes him to start blowing #meanwhile tweedle dee and tweedle dumb over here went ooooo bubbles #i think we should have bubblewands in the locker room as an enrichment toy #the cats really liked it at the cup parade and now this #grown men yearn for bubbles

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samarecharm · 6 months

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A lack of a Hold-Up mechanic in strikers means that Zenkichi has never witnessed these kids corner and mug shadows for every little penny theyre worth. I think he would lose his mind. Hes trotting around the metaverse w teenagers that have too much experience holding shadows at gunpoint to get what they want. When did this become his life. Neko shogun throws out a snuff soul as an offering and Akira doesnt remove the gun from its face. ‘You can do better than that.’ What the hell do u mean??? Its a fucking cat! It throws another snuff soul on the ground in fear before Akira decides to finally lower the gun and let the cat run off. At least they arent killing the damn things w their backs turned.

#chattin #a game like strikers would be unable to use hold ups efficiently; its all about combos and SPEED #but thinking about him seeing them do one anyway is so funny.#‘follow my lead’ ‘um. what lead. huh. HUH-‘#hed get over it quickly enough; these shadows are out here casting spells like ‘die in one hit’ and ‘burn in gods light’ or whatever #so he cant be very sympathetic for long. lol #on the flipside i think sophia would be ecstatic to do hold ups #its a group activity ! yay !!#and she can use the extra money to buy things from the shop :) its a win win!#i think its doubly funny bc i deviate from the gameplay rules when writing stuff #and i fully believe hold ups are done by the person who dealt the final blow #so its not just akira talking to shadows; it could be anyone #theyve all got a way with words. and whoever is matched up poorly is usually substituted by another teammate #i should maybe make a post about that actually #anyway. it would mean zenkichi and sophia occassionally interrogate shadows #and sophia is not the best but she tries #and zenkichi is REALLY good at it over the initial shock #which is funny bc his job is like. about de-escalation and dealing w the public #but from seeing him knock out two grown men in one punch; he is not good at THAT job #my man craves violence….he should be able to instill the fear of god in his targets…as a treat

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fourswords · 3 months

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ACTUALLY. it is really fun to me that the hero of the minish can canonically see ghosts without needing an item or anything because it opens up the avenue of him having a very real chance of being able to meet the hero of men. like he's poking around the royal valley after the events of the minish cap and the hero of men just materializes behind him like "lmao who the fuck is this kid" and the hero of the minish jumps like twenty feet in the air and instantly tries to stab him with the four sword. which leads to a whole thing about "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SWORD" "IT'S NOT YOUR SWORD ANYMORE STUPID YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"

#y'know what i think would also be really fun. if the hero of men was ridiculously tall #like you have one very tall minish hero and one very short minish hero #the reason he's so short in the stained glass pictures is because he was also a kid when the minish gave him the picori blade #and then he grew up to be like 6'4 or something #so it's just one really tall grown ass hero arguing with this eight-year-old kid about sword rights. friendship acquired!#mc #minish cap #txt

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saints-who-never-existed · 8 months

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One thing I find really hilarious to think about sometimes is just how much older/younger a lot of the real-life Expedition crew members were compared to their fictional counterparts.

Like, 25 year-old Goodsir, anyone? Or 27 year-old Collins for that matter?

26 year-old Bridgens and 37 year-old Peglar? Ludicrous!

On the one hand, it blows my mind a little bit that I'm currently the same age as the likes of Fitzjames and Le Vesconte.

But on the other hand, I look at all of my male contemporaries - God's Perfect Idiots to a man - and think "Aw shit, yeah, it all makes sense now! Men are just fuckin' like that, huh?"

#Reblog and tag an Expedition member who shares your current age #If nothing else I'm interested to see who here is a literal babby and who's not #Sillyposting #Rum Posting #For real though I do find it so interesting to think about how differently age and maturity would've been perceived #Like 'You're twelve years-old and therefore a grown man now - time for you to run away to sea and support a family on your earnings!'#On the one hand a 31 year-old like Fitzjames - for example - would've had significantly more life experience than many 31 year-olds today #Would've had completely different expectations of adulthood and maturity placed upon them from a much much earlier age #But on the other hand people have always been people #Foolish young men have always been foolish young men #So the differences are probably also not nearly as vast as we might expect #The Terror

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punkeropercyjackson · 9 months

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Thinking every character would be into older men is a weird ass assumption to make actually,especially when the characters in question aren't even adults

#fr i'm 22 and men with full head of grey hairs have hit on me and i still wish i'd beat their asses in public instead running away in fear #i don't even have p//edo trauma i just find no appeal in dating men old enough to be my dad(the way this phrase is a romance/p*rn trope.die)#and no i am not saying all age gaps are bad i ship some age gap pairings and one of my selfships is a 40something y/o with a 60something y/o #i just think there's a world of difference between a young adult and someone a few years older and two minors with a 1 or 2 year age diff #and someone who's just starting out being grown and someone with decades of experience or a middle schooler and a college student #this goes quadruple for characters from pg media.you can't call 'curate your experience' when you're invading children's spaces #i assure you that most kids and even adults are MUCH more interested in rizzing up people their age than getting pewpaws and mewmaws #antiproship #age gap cw #percy jackson #antilukercy #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #antisladick #antisladejay #antijayslade #roy harper #antijayroy #ra's al-ghul #antijaytim #antitimras #jon kent #antidamijon #antijaysteph #bi #trans #summerposting

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thisispoggers · 3 days

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Do other coaches just look at the SS team and wish their own teams act like that or are they too busy seething over the fact that they could have won the game if it weren’t for those “meddling strikas”?

#like their team usually look like they’re about to punch each other while the SS bros are being well behaved #Pog these are whole ahh grown men- anyways do y’all think Coach praises them and the other coaches seethe #going like ‘yeah your youngest won the best player award but did any of your players do 4000 push ups in one hour? don’t think so’#Cosch definitely has a collection of Number One Coach mugs from each player and y’all can’t fight me on it cuz ITS CANON-its not BUT LIKE-#it definitely started as a gag gift from one of them coming back from a trip and it just spiraled to the others following suit #anyways Coach being a tired soccer mom is such a canon take I love it and I forgot who said it first I’m so sorry #Supa strikas #supablr #ngl now that I read this Tis is such a mid take lol Anwyays hope y’all have fun reading all this #since we don’t have a fandom discord yet I think

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