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ochiody · 2 months
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theyre literally already married
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hannikin-grahamkin · 2 years
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He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.
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jvledrn · 30 days
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In English we say "I miss you" but in the language of poetry we say "A vacant space where once you stood. Your absence, a haunting solitude"
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himejoshiangels · 10 months
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cass cain is so emotive and I hate that so many of yall fall straight into the stoic asian woman stereotype thing because like, the only reason cass wouldn't vocalize a feeling is when she would struggle to find the word for it because she literally wasn't taught how to speak. that's so fucking upsetting. She has such big beautiful emotions, she feels so deeply about the littlest things but everytime she has trouble putting it into words she's reminded that she was conceived not to. her abuser did not have her feelings or her pain in mind, only how well she could end a life. can you fucking imagine
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mugwot · 4 months
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rotating this crossover in my brain. again. i am not gonna say that the kitty is unlucky Because it is a black cat But. it sure is in situations often. lower are vague end-game Ghost Trick spoilers, go play the game! (or you know, watch a lets play) its short and sweet and has a good resent remaster for pc.
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my current thought is that sissel got lost on a road trip? maybe fell through a portal? and is kinda stuck in the middle of nowhere usa. Shenanigans ensue. that happens when you have an increadibly powerful energy source stuck in a kinda defenceless body (not counting the time powers. which i am sure clockwork has nothing to say about and danny specifically doesnt have any negative experience with.)
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waltricia · 4 months
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Of course he loves her, she laughed at this terrible pun.
And the fact that she laughed is how you know she loves him. Literally, if he wasn’t so unaware of who he is, he could’ve caught on way sooner. smh dumbass lol
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asteroidtroglodyte · 1 year
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“Women like tough guys with big bulging muscles and lots of money and a cool car”
Once upon a time I was a drunken layabout with no prospects and no car and this one time on a date I started gushing about the Great Barrier Reef and the vast variety of beautiful life that lives there, and as I got progressively more drunk I started getting into ocean acidification and coral bleaching and then proceeded to weep openly in front of her over the death of beauty and she proceeded to let me hit it for 3 years so
Maaaybe passion, compassion, and love are the things that Women actually find attractive.
I dunno. Food for thought.
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levemetal · 12 days
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Have some various OG!Shangjiu brainrot + OG!Shang Qinghua design from my side - I do like to imagine he's quite different from Airplane.
I love rareships even if they're a pain cause there is like 0 content. Guess I have to do it myself then.
Disorganized OG SQH thoughts under cut
If we can believe Airplane on SQH, his upbringing wasn't too terrible nor all that great, probably some "disposable" son in a family, starting as outer disciple on An Ding. Presumably he runs into the inadvertent ambush by Mobei-Jun, and is similarly thrown to die by his fellow disciples. Assuming this happens as such in the OG timeline, it's easy to see why SQH would have no qualms betraying the sect. Overall tho, I imagine he was ambitious even before MBJ to fight his way up the ranks regardless of the cost. I don't imagine him to be afraid to climb over corpses, if only to secure himself a place as peak lord. I could see him having a bit of a two-sidedness to him kinda like NHS. Pretend to be demure and harmless/weak to get what he wants and not draw attention since everyone assumes him incompetent outside of his work as lord of paperwork, but a lot more ruthless and unfriendly on the inside. He doesn't particularly care for his fellow peak lords and thus is willing to sell the secrets to MBJ in exchange for his life Cold and calculating, ruthless, A grade actor, two faced, rude but repays debts (like mbj leaving him alive and therefore doing stuff for him; I think he'd be aware that he's hopelessly outmatched against mbj so is this technically coercion??)
Anyway with SJ probably an enemy/rivals to lovers situation starting with a spiderman pointing meme game of "I know what you are" and ending in "everyone sucks - I agree" and watching the world burn together or something it's all still vague in my head
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ohyousillything · 2 years
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Obiwan: My sense of humour is quite dark.
Cody: *turns off the light* Would You like to hear a joke?
Obi wan: I'm in love with You.
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losergirlsyndrome · 8 months
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Adam telling gay jokes to Ronan is one of my favorite things in the series.
The Raven Boys (chp. 22)
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Blue Lily, Lily Blue (chp. 29)
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gemini-care-barr · 7 months
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Aside from the aesthetics and optics making one look good cop and the other bad cop- what do you think of the different approaches of altruism Batman and superman are?
Like what do I think are their different approaches? Or what do I think of their different approaches?
I think, in terms of altruism, they have the same approach haha. A focus on rehabilitation and redemption. On love and forgiveness. Both capture criminals and offer them ways to turn away from the sordid pasts. Neither exacts justice on their own. Both leave their captures to the authorities and due process.
They have no differences in their approaches to altruism. Their approaches to vigilantism on the other hand.
Clark seems to focus more on just stopping the act as it happens, but of course he can do that as a superhero who is fast, strong, and indestructible. Clark can also then rely totally on being this big shining target of goodness that inspires some criminals to lay down their arms peacefully and can easily handle the ones who don’t.
Bruce isn’t so lucky. He’s a human and he needs to rely on his human skills and wits to keep himself alive and bring down crime. How does he do it? He makes himself out to be a monster that preys only on the wicked. You have to seem pretty dark and terrifying to pull that off, but it keeps him safe and keeps the dangerous off the streets when they think someone even more dangerous is prowling them.
So, yeah, the optics make it seem like Bruce and Clark have wildly different approaches, but they really don’t, that’s why they’re best friends haha
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eliounora · 1 month
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applied for a job I really want and I know I probably won't even get interviewed though I'm perfectly qualified and they will give it to somebody who went to a fancier university and who can afford to live in the capital and if they see me from the 400 applicants they'll think I'm some provincial country girl but I'm the best there is I am so smart and analytic and most importantly I have heart and I'm tired of compressing my potential because other people won't see it!!!!!!!
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ollyollyaxe · 4 months
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it's probably for the best that john never introduced them,, nothing would have gotten done in that warehouse
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tweeks · 10 months
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stan really wouldn’t ever like go out of his way to figure out his pronouns but hed be dragged to a gsa club meeting where he gets asked what his pronouns are and blurts out “oh uh. i dont…i. dont um like. care?” and the enthusiastic kid handing out pronoun name tags hands him an any pronouns tag and stan spends the night getting referred to as he she and they he leaves the meeting feeling really positive but doesn’t get why he also just coincidentally forgets to take the tag he got at the meeting off his jacket for a month
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goddessofroyalty · 7 months
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I finally did it - I created the catalogue of (most of) the possible Sefikura children combinations that I have played around with in the past.
It's under the cut (and I'm sure I missed some but guess I can always just keep adding to the slide deck)
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wackpedion · 5 days
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fuck you thats it (wednesdays your billford)
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literally right as i finished this i realized it would make more sense 4 bill to be Tyler considering the plottwist n manipulation lying themes or whatevr sighs. but i like these anyway. if i were to do it again iddd probably make ford wednesday, fiddleford enid, annnd bill tyler
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