#ye no worries!

[afniel]

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

[hawkpartys]

POV you made a popular post about insects

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...

(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Who do we know that did drugs? I got it!

Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne are standing in the Batcave, looking over some data on the Batcomputer.

DICK: None of us have done drugs or made drugs, but we need someone who's versed in it. Who?

BRUCE (excited, sudden realization): I got it! Call Jason!

DICK: He blocked you again?

Bruce looks a bit sheepish, but quickly recovers.

BRUCE (defensive): You’re not calling him?!

Sighing, Dick reluctantly pulls out his phone and dials Jason’s number. Jason answers, but before Dick can say a word, Bruce suddenly knocks him to the ground and snatches the phone from his hand.

BRUCE: Are you still friends with Roy? We need to learn how crack is made. We’re tracking someone!

There’s a pause on the other end of the line. Then, Jason starts laughing—slowly at first, then breaking into fits of uncontrollable laughter. In the background, a weary sigh can be heard that isn’t Jason’s.

JASON (laughing, catching his breath): I’ll ask him. Hey Roy—

ROY (in the background, exasperated): Fuck you!

Jason, still chuckling, responds to Bruce.

JASON: I think he can help us.

BRUCE: Oh, thank God.

Dick, now back on his feet, looks at Bruce with a mix of annoyance and disbelief.

DICK: You could’ve just asked for the phone!

[alioshakaramazov]

when they say shakespeare is inmortal and eternally relevant what they mean is that he was making one brain cell jokes in the 1600s

[gunstellations]

safety first! 🏍️🏍️

[four-pointed-leaf]

happy pride month

[kilometresrufflefuck]

compilation of ace attorney law school struggle tweets. please send thoughts and prayers while i wait to find out if i get to graduate so i can throw my textbooks directly into the fucking sun

[giritina]

This 2chan board i found is making me fucking crazy. If you were curious if chan board users were universally pathetic

[secretly-a-trekkie]

mid crisis but here's firefighter AU despite 75% of the firefighters i know being absolute douchebags

[dirtgrubber]

“were you waiting for me in bed?”

from the latest chapter of @morningstarwrites fic “Of Saints and Sinners”

[rain-element]

Okay, so:

I decided to lock myself up and hand the keys to @maniacallaughter last night, and we haven't really set a specific time frame or date to unlock. I wanted to go for at least a few weeks, if not a month, but since both of us are super indecisive, I think I'm gonna start a game.

I shamelessly stole these rules from @hornystuckposting's post, but they go as follows:

+2hrs for each like

+4 hrs for each comment

+6 hrs for each reblog

+12hrs for each anon ask I get

+18hrs for each non-anon ask I get

+12hrs for every new follower from here until the end of this poll

I'm only counting all the notes this gets until the poll ends in one week, and I need to immediately do whatever the final results of the poll tell me.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 314

Danny has discovered something absolutely amazing. While he can’t cook for shit, he can? Actually bake? Really well? Must be those bonding sessions in Long Now with Clockwork making all those cookies and cakes and everything else. 

But? This means he can A, actually make himself food, and B, has somehow befriended several more ghosts, including his rogues. Apparently he gave off bedraggled cat vibes when covered in flour. Or they just enjoyed the cupcakes he’d made to look like them in a sleep deprived ferver. 

But hey, he even has a decent job while he’s in (online due to medical issues, officially) college at one of the local bakery-cafes. Which means he also gets free coffee, so that’s nice too. Just erm, he might’ve gotten in the habit of handing cookies or other baked goods to anyone trying to attack him.

Look, it’s how he befriended his rogues (Apparently Fright Knight, being the ghost of Autumn, enjoys pumpkin spice cookies, who knew?) and they even continue to visit too. 

So really, it’s not his fault that there’s several goonion (honestly Sam will be pleased to learn they’ve got a union) members who are now constantly coming to the bakery. And- okay is that another undead person? Have a cupcake. 

[intermundia]

my favorite thing about anakin as a character is the inherent nuance lucas wrote into his story, like he's neither an innocent victim nor an inherently evil monster, he's just some guy put in a series of Situations and ultimately failing the test of his humility and self-control. he was certainly flattered and shaped by the devil, spiraling into something unrecognizable, but he chose to take every step down the pathway to hell. lucas knew he would lose a certain demographic by making him basically a greedy pawn in the larger story, not a righteous betrayed macho badass, but he did it anyway. he made him an awkward romantic and a loyal friend, a generous boy and a brilliant teen. he made sure he had all the positive qualities that meant that he had potential to be so much more than vader, but it was clearly his choice to lie, murder, and fully squander that potential. there are no excuses for what he became, no acceptable reasons to commit mass slaughter. he became an unbelievably selfish and impatient man, reckless and wantonly violent. hayden captured that nuance so well, nobody can match the sweetness of his smile and the absolute horror of his scowl on mustafar. to view him through a single lens as either pure victim of manipulation and (canonically unsupported) emotional neglect, or a creepy evil villain, denies the heart of his story and the weight of his tragedy. he's neither an angel nor a demon, he's both and neither, he's deeply human, a classical tragic hero with a flaw of greed. lucas made a choice with the prequels to tell a story that not everyone wanted to hear, and the result was a character that i think is one of the best of modern pop culture, mostly because he feels to me so very, very ancient and eternal.

[ohh-lover]

Had a photoshooting for our cats 9th birthday! Everyone say happy birthday teddy

[yu-melon]

What if CoTL Lamb and Goat fuse into one person and its most chaotic freak alive..?

(more of them) (reference)