random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
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Tim/Kon being a peak ship except every few days they realize they’re acting too much like Bruce and Clark and have to ditch the relationship until they can look at each other again without flinching.
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It JUST occurred to me that if Hobie left Gwen the watch in her universe that means he went there and met her dad
The implications of this are SO interesting
Hobie had to go there, find Gwen’s dad, explain who he is and how he knows Gwen, then ask him to give her the watch
He even describes Hobie as a piece of work!!
I’m so curious -
Did Hobie have some choice words with Gwen’s dad? Did he say that he’s the person that housed her when she was homeless?
Hobie met Gwen’s cop dad and gave him the watch WHAT DID HE SAY WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION
WHAT DID HOBIE SAY TO GWENS COP DAD
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hobie spent the necessary amount of time within a tyrannical system to learn its inner workings, subtly instigating and stealing guarded tech, all while agitating its leader with his mere presence. and when the system finally showed signs of imploding because of an anomaly, he skipped out just in time. not so he could ditch what looked like a difficult, unwinnable conflict, but so he could regather his resources and use what he stole to help put together a team of rebels. ones who are fully willing and capable of attacking the system from the outside and defending/protecting miles from miguel.
and that's spider-man, not as a friendly neighborhood hero, but as a revolutionary.
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