#your honor he is trans

[clowncacophony]

Hi tumblr here is my interp of azul… I did the brows wrong so he doesn’t look as menacing but that’s okay. I think he is chubby, ftm, and also has my nose. I tried to give him more octopus-y features (beak mouth and slit eyes)

[that-vampire-loser]

Andrew minyards closet is FULL. he’s the complete opposite of Neil, loves shopping, loves buying clothes (and buying neil clothes).

And what does neil do? Instead of wearing the clothes Andrew buys him, he just wears Andrew’s clothes

[georgie2010]

Just thinking about how reg would nuzzle against his partners neck like a cat whenever he wants their attention.

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #6 (Tedependent version)

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[eggnogs-fever-dream]

hes so much fun to draw WAAAAAAAA

[cletus-kasadys-gay-boy]

You can't prove me tf wrong. Peter also bi! I will push my gay agenda all I want lmao.

[samson-the-whale]

Mmmmmhm transition goles

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I am a normal member of society

(this is actually an outfit I wore to school once got mistaken fore Willie Wonka multiple Times... It made me sad)

[zerguette]

I crave content of Wall guys. I'am not fully convinced with the twins designs so I might draw them again, I gotta fix those clothes, i really like thinking they have big wide eyes and many but shorts eyelashes so they stare ar You and be like '-',

I also, -points at Kerdrew- i love this man with all my heart. I really somehow got invested into these three like they feel like the guys that watch over the roofs and so -sits-

I also need to work more on how i see The Wall's uniforms mmm...maybe i'll dig into some stuff laterr

[bee-ina-boat]

transfem narilamb yuri is so important actually

[that-vampire-loser]

5’0 twinyards and certified cutie 5’3 neil josten?????

[penultimatestalematewithdeath]

Artemis Fowl contains multitudes.  Yes he is trans.  He’s also cis.  He is gay.  He’s straight.  He is asexual.  Also bi.  Actually, he’s aromantic.  He’s whatever gender/sexuality will win him the argument.  His parents are also queer.  They’re also cishet.  He came out seven times before he was seven years old, and he also didn’t know gay people were a thing until he was twelve.  As soon as he caught wind of the (fairy or human) public speculating his gender/sexuality he decided he was going to make it the most difficult thing for any of them to figure out because it’s none of their business and he’s got to find something fun to do now that crime is (mostly) off limits.

[moongothic]

May I ask for married lizards head cannons (Dragon x Crocodile)

Unfortunately, honestly, I don't really have Dragodile headcanons at all, mainly because we know so little about Dragon it's kind of hard for me to imagine what he'd be like in a relationship with anyone, let alone with the meanest reptile on the planet

Aside from Dragon being the worst lay Crocodile ever had but to be fair that is at least 38% a joke headcanon

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

I'm dying XD

Glorfindel after killing the balrog, dying with said balrog and coming back because the valar thought it was cool:

Silvans: first time, eh?

OR OR

Some random Silvan: oh, so I kill two and no other elf bats an eye, but WHEN GLORFINDEL DOES IT SUDDENLY HE'S THE ALMIGHTY ONE, EH?! I'm sensing some favoritism-bullshit here.

All the silvans protesting how they’re left out of history (other than the necessities where the historians don’t get away with erasing them) bc they don’t care for the valar and the sailed elves’ opinions one bit: HELLOOOO??? WHY ARE YOU ONLY PORTRAYING OUR FAILURES??? WE FIGHT MORGOTH AND SAURON HEAD ON FOR MILLENIA AND THIS IS THE THANKS WE GET??

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Glorfindel: - so that’s why I got chosen by the valar to come back in the time of need.

Silvans, who’ve been fighting balrogs regularly during the years of the trees and 1st age: wow, weak sauce.

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Noldor elf: and that’s why we don’t trust the feanorians

Silvan: see, what I don’t understand is: we can’t die. Like, we literally cannot do that. So why are you so pressed about a little massacre? It spices life up a bit.

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Silvans in valinor:

Silvan 1: which one would hurt more: being cut in half vertically or horizontally?

Silvan 2: I don’t know, but let’s find out-

The valar: No KiNsLaYiNg

Silvans: ok, but this is like, consensual murder. Murder with benefits, if you will.

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In valinor:

Silvan 1: *about to drink poison*

Silvan 2: what are you doing?

Silvan 1: can’t sleep, so I thought I’d take a spiritual trip to the halls to catch some rest.

Silvan 2: can I use your body in an experiment once you’ve passed on?

Silvan 1: yeah go ahead.

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Noldor, teleri, vanyar, sindar: life is sacred

Silvans: *cackling in the distance*

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Thranduil, in the first age watching all these baby elves who could be his grand kids take offence over literally everything: jfc, what did the valar do to them. Did they loose their common sense???

Lasgen, his daughter and eldest: don’t ask me. I don’t get why they’re so worked up over a bit of murder. And very clearly goaled murder with forewarning at that!

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This has turned into another incorrect quotes for my feral silvans au

[xmarchwarden-of-lothlorienx]

Fuck it, I’m gonna write a t4t faramir x reader

[mittysins]

Think it's time for some new shirts?

Been RPing with this pair quite a bit lately. Hassan falls more in love with Jaxson literally every time he looks at him. Jax simply steals Hassan's shirts of course, why buy more when your boyfriend is 6'5"?

Jaxson (He/Him) belongs to @gentle-birth-corner

[tri-toxikon]

Top surgery Shiver lives in my head rent free. it's canon it just is . why else would they be wearing bandages!! what do you MEAN it's just a fashion choice