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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

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any super showing basic human decency: ope, lemme squeeze right past ya there pal!

the bats finding their mannerisms unsettling: i don’t think i can handle much more is this midwestern kindness, please call me a slur or something…

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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This is legitimately what i believe Filled with Rage Teenage Dick Grayson would’ve been doing if phones were around in his day:

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Tim at any minor inconvenience:

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big brother part 13

the boys stayed in a hotel that night

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big brother part 12

there are some weird things going on in the gotham sewer systems

edit: OMG NOT THE ALM

IT DOESNT MEAN ALL LIVES MATTER ITS JUST A RANDOM THIBG I WROTE. I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL ITS TOO LATE

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arcade night 🕹️🦇

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The posters!!!

some things dont change

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Bruce found a dead body 💀💀💀

(Inspired by: Malcolm in the Middle)

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jason: this is crazy, but i'm having feelings again. like some kind of 12 year old kid

jason: you remember feelings, right?

dick: yeah... i have feelings everyday of my life

jason: do you?

dick: are you saying you don't have feelings?

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Somebody rescue Tim. He's seen too much.

Meme reference under cut:

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After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

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i live for bruce being an absolute fckin dad

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Officer Grayson absolutely crashes the local parkour competitions in Blüdhaven and flips around in his 30 lbs of gear to the great confusion and delight of all of his fellow parkour enthusiasts. His coworkers have no idea why he’s so good at community relations. Or how he can bend that way.

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Bruce: We are a Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss family NOT a Manwhore, Mansplain, Manslaughter family