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The Flavor shall be mine in due time!
#shitpost#flavor#the flavor#remember the flavor#Mike’s hard lemonade#cucumber#cucumber lime Gatorade#cranberry juice#cocktail
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I love this comment so much
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Rats
#rats fuck a lot#rats#they do be fucking#truly the Picasso of our time here#truly the next Mona Lisa
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@dxs2363 @aeoessu

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#hot singles in your area#shit post#shitpost#shitblr#art#so hot and sexy#in your area#magic#original character#locate#hot male#tumblr#fandom#hot as hell#hell#hell is a teenage girl#the creature#stranger things#demogorgon#gorgon#sombrero#boldandbeautiful#dating#advertising
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Gartholomew, Lord of the Gay
He died for your pins
LGBTQ stands for Lord Gartholomew Buys Trinkets Questionably
#lgbt pride#Gartholomew#garty#tumblr#blessed#comandmetobegarth#lgbtq#takemetogarth#gay men#gaymen#you can garpen my snife if you want to#Snamen#shrimp Jesus#shitpost#religion#shit post#shitpost religion#He is the cousin of Garfield#President Garfield
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Mine are named Señor Ned Fucks and Tito’s Handmade
Sigmund Freud was an absolute nutcase
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Undertale on Arcade Machine
#it handles really well#undertale#nostalgia#tumblr#sans undertale#sans#arcade#gaming#game#lesser dog#doom#running doom on anything#testing#under tale#tumblrino#fandom#undertale fandom#toby fox#deltarune#video games#delta rune#magic#all#i’m bored#was fun#dream arcade#hacked#long#neck#dog
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This is Jeff Bezos’s Biological Father! He was a Unicycling Hockey Player.
#tumblr#fun facts#the more you know#Jeffrey bezos#unicycle#hockey#nostalgia#I litterally just found this out#all#news#i guess#i’m bored#just#thought#it#was#funny#lol#IDK#amazon#eat the rich#and their parents#maybe#please
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Give us the wungles!
I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn't put anything into that was called a post's "wungle text", and it wasn't normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post's wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user's picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.
People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.
#tumblr#wungle text#wungle#all#wunglr#dreams#make this go viral#make this happen#make this real#I#need#wungles#please
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Mr Bedframes wants to steal you bedframe in the night while you sleep.
He will use his great mallet on your bed.

#bed frame#shitpost#all#original character#magic#college#mallet#sleep#demon#monster#bed#nightmare#tumblr#he#comes#in#the#night#to#steal#your#Bedframes#watch#out#wii music#nostalgia#holiday#celebrity#icon#sleep paralysis
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Did you

Did you know that Despicable Me is called Superbad in Korea? Now you do!
#despicable me#superbad#translation#south korea#nostalgia#fandom#minions#shitpost#tumblr#gru#childhood#children#michael cera#despicable minions#alcohol#2010s nostalgia#all#everyone#needs#to#see#this#you’re welcome#evil#mclovin#hello tumblr#I#see that#you#are
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In this moment of time in all of space in the world, I find myself seeing this post on Tumblr, which is a form of social media created in the year 2007 on the month of February by David Karp, a man who once worked for Fred Seibert, Founder of Frederator Studios, an animation studio currently owned by Kartoon Studios, a company owned by Andy Heyward, the son of Louis M. “Deke” Heyward, one of the writers of Planet of the Vampires, an 1965 Italian science fiction horror movie directed by Mario Bava, a man sometimes titled as “Master of the Macabre,” a genre by which the theme is of death, the force by which the dark lord gets his power, only you can save the universe from the dark lord and his army of Italian space vampires. Take this sword 🗡️ and defeat him before it is too late. It was your parents dying wish before they passed. ⚡️🧙♂️⚡️💨
As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.
#shitpost#quest#tumblr#magic#exposition#film#david karp#fred Seibert#frederator studios#Kartoon Studios#Andy Heywood#Deke Hayward#planet of the vampires#writing#mario bava#macabre#death#the dark lord#space#vampires#space vampires#wizardposting#wizardblr#wizard shit#the chosen one#journal#actually adhd#i have too many thoughts#i have too much free time#please
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Do y’all remember the hit childhood show Truckin’ Along?
I used to watch it all the time growing up.
My favorite character was definitely Jasper. I loved his carefree attitude and his affinity for eating crayons.
I don’t know why so many people don’t seem to remember this childhood classic.
#nostalgia#childhood#remember#truckin’ along#dogs#doggo#animation#jasper#frank#daytona#louis#memories#kids show#90s#old cartoons#trucks#red truck#fandom#all#bring’s me back#lost media#good old days#I#used#to#love#this#show#back#then
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New Olympic Games just dropped can’t wait to see them in 2028!
#The#olympics#just#got#awesome#I#can’t#wait#to#watch#Olympic#Drowning#and#grave digging#this is soooo#amazing#hype#When#I was#a#young#child#I used#to drown#all#the time#now#it gets#the respect#it deserves
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Sonic Adventure 3!!!! This Teaser Poster just released!!! In 2025, Sonic gets Cucked!
#shitpost#nostalgia#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#new sonic game#sonic fandom#cucky#fandom#sonic adventure 2#sonic the hedghog fanart#sonic adventure battle 2#holy shit#sega#just#dropped#the greatest#brand#new#game#of#all#time#Sonic gets cucked#2025#i am losing my mind#please#please help#this is too much#i am unwell#shadow the hedgehog
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