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neglectedgementar
The Endless Steak House
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Welcome to the Endless Steak House. Would you like to try our Pommard ler Cru? Our Burger Machine isn't working.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
neglectedgementar · 2 months ago
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The Flavor shall be mine in due time!
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neglectedgementar · 6 months ago
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I love this comment so much
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neglectedgementar · 6 months ago
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Rats
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neglectedgementar · 7 months ago
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@dxs2363 @aeoessu
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neglectedgementar · 7 months ago
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neglectedgementar · 8 months ago
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Gartholomew, Lord of the Gay
He died for your pins
LGBTQ stands for Lord Gartholomew Buys Trinkets Questionably
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neglectedgementar · 9 months ago
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Mine are named Señor Ned Fucks and Tito’s Handmade
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Sigmund Freud was an absolute nutcase
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neglectedgementar · 9 months ago
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Undertale on Arcade Machine
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neglectedgementar · 9 months ago
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This is Jeff Bezos’s Biological Father! He was a Unicycling Hockey Player.
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neglectedgementar · 11 months ago
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Give us the wungles!
I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn't put anything into that was called a post's "wungle text", and it wasn't normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post's wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user's picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.
People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.
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neglectedgementar · 11 months ago
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neglectedgementar · 11 months ago
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Mr Bedframes wants to steal you bedframe in the night while you sleep.
He will use his great mallet on your bed.
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neglectedgementar · 11 months ago
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Did you
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Did you know that Despicable Me is called Superbad in Korea? Now you do!
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neglectedgementar · 11 months ago
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In this moment of time in all of space in the world, I find myself seeing this post on Tumblr, which is a form of social media created in the year 2007 on the month of February by David Karp, a man who once worked for Fred Seibert, Founder of Frederator Studios, an animation studio currently owned by Kartoon Studios, a company owned by Andy Heyward, the son of Louis M. “Deke” Heyward, one of the writers of Planet of the Vampires, an 1965 Italian science fiction horror movie directed by Mario Bava, a man sometimes titled as “Master of the Macabre,” a genre by which the theme is of death, the force by which the dark lord gets his power, only you can save the universe from the dark lord and his army of Italian space vampires. Take this sword 🗡️ and defeat him before it is too late. It was your parents dying wish before they passed. ⚡️🧙‍♂️⚡️💨
As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.
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neglectedgementar · 11 months ago
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Do y’all remember the hit childhood show Truckin’ Along?
I used to watch it all the time growing up.
My favorite character was definitely Jasper. I loved his carefree attitude and his affinity for eating crayons.
I don’t know why so many people don’t seem to remember this childhood classic.
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neglectedgementar · 1 year ago
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New Olympic Games just dropped can’t wait to see them in 2028!
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neglectedgementar · 1 year ago
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Sonic Adventure 3!!!! This Teaser Poster just released!!! In 2025, Sonic gets Cucked!
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