If Dracula was made into a book-accurate, semi-unserious movie in the early to mid-2000s, this is how I imagine it would go:
We open on Jonathan scaling the castle walls in Lizard Fashion. Whether that’s his first time or his last time out is up to the director. Either way, we see him about to fall/reach a tricky spot when —
*record scratch, freeze frame*
Jonathan, voiceover: yep, that’s me. Scaling the castle like a lizard. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation…let me take you back a bit…
I don’t know who started it but it is SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME the headcanon that Deku just does NOT remember offering his hand to Bakugo in the river like bro that was not a shared core memory you’re just cringe and gay