The Akademiya knows the three love Reader. And they know how to use this information.
Starting with Tighnari, he’s the first one the Akademiya tried to recruit. He’s the one who stayed to help Hapaysia. When they approached him, he was ready to turn them down again. Then they showed him a picture of Reader. Tied up and looking worse the weather. They offer a deal. “Work with us, as we have urged you to, and your beloved friend will not be harmed.” He has no choice but to accept. So he leaves and tells Collei how to handle things if he can’t return.
But the Akademiya didn’t stop there.
When they realized that Cyno essentially went rouge, they sent Tighnari into the desert to bring him back. Cyno should listen to Tighnari regardless of the topic. But the threat against his S/O is quite the motivator. With this new knowledge, Cyno too falls in line.
Now Alhaitham in a different story. He’s practically unreadable, so the Akademiya doesn’t have high hopes when it comes to him. But it would be beneficial if he was out of the way. One way or another.
The Akademiya doesn’t care about any of them. It’s just nice to kill three birds with one stone.
When Tighnari showed up in Aaru Village, that alone was enough to worry Cyno.
When Tighnari told everyone what happened, it took both Dehya and Candace a lot to restrain Cyno. Alhaitham is sitting in the corner planning how he could torture each sage for what they did.
Tighnari told them that he, Cyno, and Alhaitham had to return in three days or S/O would be dead.
Can they save their darling S/O?
Will they be able to stop the Akademiya?
Or should they just play along to give their S/O a chance?
Will their S/O already be dead?
Will their work with the Akademiya have been for nothing?
UwU I’m not telling~
*gasps* This is like the less angstier version of my brainrot with the addition of Tighnari
Wait I'm so sorry but HAHAHAHHA I'm sorry I can't stop imagining Tighnari's desert voiceline when you mentioned he was to deliver the news to Alhaitham and Cyno I'm fucking wheezing akdbdowj--
But oh man, they're smart individually already. Three Akademiya geniuses however, thinking for the same goal? You'll know they'll be creating a master plan in just three days, incorporating it into their plan to save Nahida. The worry would definitely be on who would end up with you in the end, because even if they didn't outright say it, the blackmailing for them is enough of a clue to know each of them had feelings for you.
Oh man, I can imagine those like fantasy royal stories with the flashy and daring escapes/rescue arcs oh that's exactly how this is gonna happen - oh wait, this is supposed to be angst, oops!
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
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Neopets is so funny right now. It's a 24-year-old website and half its pages haven't been updated in 15 years. Its ostensible audience is children. The core active audience appears to be nostalgic 20-40-year-olds. Old code means no accounts or pets can ever be renamed. The virtual pound is full of virtual pets named after Justin Bieber. It has an economy and inflation is rampant. New ownership is combating this with the stimulus of random super-rare items via daily quests and events, while the equivalent of Neopian Upper-Crust complain that their investments are deflating. You can't say seaweed or grapes.
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So happy international women's day y'all! I just dropped a [Huge Male Hair Set] less than a week ago so nothing too crazy for today just a little conversion of [Sheabuttyr's Foxxy Fro's Mini Set].
INFO:
None of this is my original work! All credit goes to @sheabuttyr!
Set contains 4 hairs for for Teen ➤ Elder Females.
1024x textures.
all these are gameplayy friendly, they average at about 10k poly.
Includes All Morphs, All LODS and is disabled for random.
Preview pictures, color channel breakdown, poly counts and individual download links for every hair is under the cut.
tagging: @pis3update, @naturalhair-sims3, @xto3conversionsfinds
[Download Merged]
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[Pick and Choose]
@sheabuttyr: Alania Afro // 8.6k Poly // Download Here]
@sheabuttyr: Afridi Afro // 12.5k Poly // Download Here]
@sheabuttyr: Folae Fro // 7.4k Poly // Download Here]
@sheabuttyr: Forressa Fro// 10.1K Poly // Under hats // has bands at end of braids// 1 channel// [Download Here]
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Heyyy! And could you write ghost and price with a chubby reader? :))
Hey there! Of course I can :-)
Price and Ghost with a Chubby!Reader
Price: It genuinely does not matter to Price whether you’re chubby or not. However, if you are chubby, then you better believe this man will not leave you alone. He loves you so dearly, he just wants to be with you whenever he can. And if you’re chubby? Oh, he’s never letting you go. He’s gonna hold onto you like a koala because you’re honestly just so precious. Will put his head on your tummy and use it as a pillow. This is an incentive for you to run your fingers through his hair so he may snooze for a little bit. If anyone ever dared to make fun of you for your size then he will throw hands. He’s a captain, he demands respect wherever he goes, so naturally the same goes for you as his partner. That fucker will end up with a broken nose, if not with a few broken ribs as well. And when you’re home? He’s gonna make you a nice and lovely meal. I feel as though once he’s gotten a taste of your chubby self he would become someone who genuinely likes chubby people. They’re just really soft for holding, you know? What’s better than putting your weary head on the lovely and soft thighs of your partner? Besides, he’d probably take the “if you have thick thighs you can fit more kittens on top of them” post to heart and might put a few kittens on top of you to see how many you can fit. Overall, he has heart eyes whenever you walk by. You’re beautiful, gorgeous, showstopping, and he’s gonna show you that he genuinely thinks that way about you. Besides, he’s kinda chubby too. So, you know, solidarity and all. However, he will blush if you ask to see his tummy. He won’t say no, but he’ll be embarrassed.
Ghost: Another man who thinks he doesn’t care about your size, but in reality he loves chubby people. He’s a big, rough, and rugged man, so would he really complain about his partner being soft? Do you really think he would? Like Price, he also has some chub around his tum. A healthy amount that makes him cute as a button, for a man his size, that is. He’d love to pick you up and throw you onto the bed or couch just to hold onto you. He’s probably gonna learn how to become an even better cook just to be able to cook you nice meals and keep you nice and fed. It’s his way of saying “You’re so fucking gorgeous, I love you, please never change”. And if it comes from Ghost you know it’s genuine. If anyone ever hurts you then he’s going to plan their murder in his head the second those insults leave their mouth. You’d need to hold him back so he doesn’t just kill that asshole. When you get home you can count on him being all over you, kissing you oh so gently everywhere you let him. He’s gonna do everything he can to make you feel like the royalty you actually are. You’re precious, you’re wonderful, he loves you. All those things are final. Besides, no one would ever dare to make fun of him for having some chub, right? So why would they make fun of you? Ghost usually isn’t a man of many words, but he’ll say whatever comes to mind to help you feel better. Overall, I kind of feel as though you’d help him feel better about himself as well. He’s not self conscious about his tummy per se, but you being chubby yourself, and him being so attracted to you and loving you this much, makes him feel better about himself.
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