thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.
Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:
Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)
weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)
scars
FRESH scars
the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42
Olympic athlete level physiques
rotator cuff injuries across the whole family
scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes
old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)
Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)
every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints
calluses
no really, the weirdest fucking calluses
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Writing Tips Master Post
Character writing/development:
Character Arcs
Making Character Profiles
Character Development
Comic Relief Arc
Internal Conflict
Character Voices
Creating Distinct Characters
Suicidal Urges/Martyr Complex
Creating Likeable Characters
Writing Strong Female Characters
Writing POC Characters
Building Tension
Plot devices/development:
Intrigue in Storytelling
Enemies to Lovers
Alternatives to Killing Characters
Worldbuilding
Misdirection
Consider Before Killing Characters
Foreshadowing
Narrative:
Emphasising the Stakes
Avoid Info-Dumping
Writing Without Dialogue
1st vs. 2nd vs. 3rd Perspective
Fight Scenes (+ More)
Transitions
Pacing
Writing Prologues
Dialogue Tips
Writing War
Writing Cheating
Worldbuilding:
Worldbuilding: Questions to Consider
Creating Laws/Rules in Fantasy Worlds
Book writing:
Connected vs. Stand-Alone Series
A & B Stories
Writer resources:
Writing YouTube Channels, Podcasts, & Blogs
Online Writing Resources
Outlining/Writing/Editing Software
Writer help:
Losing Passion/Burnout
Overcoming Writer's Block
Fantasy terms:
How To Name Fantasy Races (Step-by-Step)
Naming Elemental Races
Naming Fire-Related Races
How To Name Fantasy Places
Ask games:
Character Ask Game #1
Character Ask Game #2
Character Ask Game #3
Miscellaneous:
1000 Follower Post
2000 Follower Poll
Writing Fantasy
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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo
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Ultimate Ask Game
🥰 - I love your blog
😊 - I'm so glad I follow you
🤭 - You make me laugh
😇 - You're one of the kindest people on this site
🥺 - I'd really like to be friends
🤩 - I admire you
😎 - You're one of the cool kids
😴 - You should sleep more
🌞 - You brighten up the dash
🧸 - Soft vibes
🤠 - Yeehaw vibes
💪 - Don't Fuck With Me vibes
🧠 - You're so big brained
🔥 - You're a hot mess
🦈 - You intimidate me
📜 - Your fics are top tier
🖼️ - Your artwork is stunning
🎨 - Your gifs/edits/icons/etc. are fantastic
🎤 - You have an amazing voice
🥂 - I would get drunk with you
💰 - I would rob a bank with you
🚓 - I would lie to the police for you
🍟 - I would share my fries with you
👻 - I would go ghost hunting with you
😘 - Kissing you on the forehead
💋 - Kissing you on the mouth
💝 - I love you (platonic)
💘 - I love you (romantic)
👩❤️💋👩 - I think we'd make good tumblr spouses
💍 - I would marry you if you asked
💀 - I would help you hide a body
👽 - I would believe you if you said you were abducted
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oc asks: not-so-nice edition
alone: How does your OC deal with loneliness? Have they ever been completely alone before? How do they act when there's no one around to see them?
betrayal: Has your OC ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust? Has your OC ever betrayed someone who trusted them?
bound: Has your OC ever been imprisoned or captured? What happened? How did they get out? Did the experience leave any scars?
break: What would cause your OC to break down completely? What do they look like when that happens? Has anyone ever seen them at their lowest?
desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?
failure: What's your OC's greatest failure? Have they been able to move past it? Does anyone else know about it?
fear: What is your OC's greatest fear? What do they do when confronted with it? Are they open with their fear, or do they hide it away?
future: What's the worst possible future for your OC? Are they taking steps to avoid that outcome? Are they even aware it's a possibility?
ghost: Who or what haunts your OC? What happened? How do they live with their ghosts?
guilt: What is your OC guilty about? How do they handle their guilt? Do they try to avoid guilt, or do they accept it?
hate: What does your OC hate? Why? How do they act towards the object of their hatred?
heartbreak: Have they ever had a relationship that ended badly? Experienced some other kind of heartbreak? What happened?
hide: What does your OC hide? Why do they hide it?
hunt: Who or what is your OC hunted by? A person, a feeling, a past mistake? Is your OC able to let their guard down, or are they constantly alert?
mask: Does your OC wear a mask, literally or figuratively? What goes on beneath it? Is there anyone in their life who gets to see who they are under the mask?
midnight: What keeps your OC up at night? Do they have nightmares? Fears? Anxieties? What do they do in the small hours of the morning when they should be sleeping?
mistake: What's the worst mistake your OC ever made? What led to them making it? Have they been able to fix it? How have they moved on?
monster: Is your OC monstrous in any way? Is there something that makes them monstrous? Are they aware of their own monstrosity? Do they accept it or reject it?
nightmare: What does your OC have nightmares about? How do they deal with their nightmares? Do they tell people, or keep it to themself?
pain: What's the worst pain your OC has ever felt? Do they have a high pain tolerance?
secret: What's one secret your OC never wants anyone to know about them?
skin: How comfortable is your OC in their skin? Do they grapple with anything that lives inside them—a beast, a curse, a failure, a monster? How do they face the smallest, weakest, most horrible version of themself? Are they able to acknowledge it at all?
torture: Has your OC ever been tortured? Would your OC ever torture someone else?
wound: How does your OC handle being wounded? Are their wounds mostly physical? Mental? Emotional? What's the worst wound your OC has ever experienced?
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other ask games are too sexual or romantic and i dont like that so im making my own, bitch
🫂 - i wanna hug you
🧠- i love hearing you talk. you should ramble to me more often
🫀- i love you in a deeply concerning platonic way
💿- i wanna listen to music with you in a treehouse in a summer night
🌷- i wanna shittalk people with you and just be haters together. it would be fun
🪻- you are so so cool and awesome oh my god
🌻- im proud of you
🍄- you didn't deserve what happened to you
🌵- you could stab me and i wouldnt mind as long as its you
💧- you are an important presence in my life
🍬- id go to a candy store with you and steal all the candy
🕹️- i wanna go to an arcade with you
🕰️- ill love you until the end of time, dear friend
🥊- id beat someone up with you
🌑- you worry me sometimes. just remember im here if you ever wanna talk about anything <2
♟️- you, me, board games.
🍁- im so glad you're my friend
🐚- our souls are linked in ways i cant put to words
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