#’but thats a literal appl-‘ I S A I D

[heartbreakattheclub]

pov: you just want mcdonalds in the devildom

so its still devilvirus in devildom and your a demon who wanted to exist and have some mcflurry and happy meal. but you know diavolo owns an akudonald cause he ordered to have one.

(have raphael working at mcdonalds)

i was having a raph and simeon mood so their the main focus

You: Hey can I get a--

Raphael: Hello, welcome to Akudonalds.

You: Mhm...can I get a mc-

Raphael: How can I take your order?

You: 😒... Can I get a Mcflurry, hap-

Raphael: I can't hear anything, Simeon, help me.

(You just hear a bunch of rustling)

~ With Raphael and Simeon ~

Simeon: Have you turned the volume up?

Raphael: Yes.

*Theres a spear inside of the little tv screen*

Raphael: I tried to.

Simeon: Well first that's not what you do. *Gets out those grandma glasses with the little string attached but its a gold silver string*

Simeon: Lemme see here... *puts the headset on*

~Back with you suffering~

You: Oml I just want a happy meal and mcflurry?!?!?

Simeon: Hello dear customer, sorry for the technical difficulties...our new intern *looks at Raphael but then smiles coz hes his superior technically* was having trouble with the headset. Repeat the order please.

You: I want two Mcflurries now, TWO happy meals...and I want chocolate milk, apple slices and fries...and chicken nuggets.

Simeon: Okay. That's two-hundred fifty thousand grimm.

You: WHYS IT SO EXPENSIVE?!

Simeon: This is Lord Diavolo's Akudonald so he's using the finest.

~ With Diavolo ~

Diavolo: Hey Mephistopheles, why are we giving these devilcows a whole spa treatment and therapy session just before...you know...

Mephistopheles: Because then it'll be the BEST "hamburger" you want us to be cheap?

Diavolo: We don't need to spend that much for fast food ingredients 💀

~ Back to you ~

You: Fuck. Whatever I'm hungry and I am NOT going back to D-KFC.

Simeon: Okay go to the next window :)

*Just as you turn theres Solomon cleaning and has some airpods in and its so loud you hear him just jamming to KPop for no good reason*

You: HEY-move sir please I'm a demon of the fourth layer I don't have patience.

Solomon: What? Move it? Why of course I can dance for you.

You: 💀

(You spent like five minutes there with Solomon doing the whole choreography of DNA, idk why he just chose to)

You: Wow so amazing now get out of the way your done please.

Solomon: Wait I can do that one Blackpink s--

Luke: SOLOMONNNNNNNN THE FOOD IS BURNING!

Solomon: Seems like the fries are done, bye!~

You: *sweats* Maybe D-KFC is okay afterall.

(Soon your at the pay window)

You: Here's my credit card.

Thirteen: Here's the shredding of using the whole credit card's expenses.

You: *sigh* Why did Lord Diavolo have to do thisssssssss

Thirteen: No idea, but I have this really neat dozen of donuts from madam scream's thats--

Mephistopheles: IS THAT CONSUMABLE FOOD THAT ISN'T FROM AKUDONALDS I SMELL?!?!?

Thirteen: Nevermind.

(You drive up to the next window)

You: Just give me. My. Food.

Raphael: You didn't say the magic word.

You: Fuck you.

Raphael: That's not the magic word, your food is getting cold.

You: GIVE ME MY FOOD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Raphael: It's actually the whole book of Revelations in japanese but I'll take "please."

*Raphael hands you the bag thats literally covered in 24k gold*

You: What the...

Raphael: Thank you come again. *shuts the window*

what if i told you solomon burned your chicken nuggets and fries and somehow made the mcflurry taste like cement.

[lumity-poggers]

My thoughts on Watching and Dreaming

I watched the episode when it premeired last night but i hit post limit so couldnt post about it. Spoilers under the cut. sorry if anything is out of order lol im sick and im just throwing everything i thought last night down on this post.

-Luz being attacked by Amity genuinely made me cry

-"My girlfriend is too big a nerd to misremember an Azura quote" -luz probably

-Lilith having the haircut from For the Future but color scheme from season 1 is a nice touch

-"Dont you recognize your siblings" Ok damn man didnt need to go THAT far

-The giant stone Flapjack in Luz's nightmare killed me and not in the good funny way but in the sad crying way

-in the words of @minty-creator "BELOS FUCKETH OFF" (We were both watching the ep and screaming to each other about it)

-at first I thought belos was gonna try and possess king but then I realized no he's going to possess the fucking boiling isles titan

-I actually kinda liked that The Collector had no concept of death. They're a kid, an IMMORTAL GODLY KID. Of course they wouldnt know what death is

-Pacman Collector will haunt my nightmares

-The Collector needs a hug. I want to give them a hug.

-"You know this cant last forever" that was said to the collector but it feels like it was also aimed towards us

-The Archivists 🤝Pink Diamond "Wanna play a game?" *leaves them lonely*

-ok no but seriously the archivists telling Collector to play with the titans only to wipe them out leaving Collector all alone is just fucking cruel

-The Collector is just a lonely kid LET ME HUG THEM

-Me seeing Raine fight back: YES YOU GO

-Goo Belos in this episode looks like William Afton. Like- Remember that fucking fnaf 3 image where the springtrap head was open showing William? Thats what Belos looks like. Or burntrap from SB take your pick.

-Raine my beloved

-The Belos possessed Titan looks like a fucking dragon holy shit

-"Now that's a spinoff I'd watch" You and me both Luz

-The Collector picking up Raine's earring and realizing that the Raine talking to them wasnt actually Raine, and then looking upset is just AAAAAAAA LET ME FUCKING HUG THEM

-I LOVE that when the collector uses "Kindness and Forgiveness" on Belos IT DOESNT WORK. I FUCKING H A T E THAT TROPE OF POWER OF FRIENDSHIP REDEMPTION. It was one of the few things I genuinely hated about Steven Universe (SU is still a good show tho they just kinda overused villain redemption. And yeah yeah you could argue MLP overuses that too but MLP was ABOUT friendship)

-Luz, Eda, and King's expressions when The Collector hugs Belos is so funny tho. Literally just 👁👄👁

-I literally screamed at Luz's sacrifice. S C R E A M E D.

-Gaster Blaster Belos Real

-"Eda, King, looks like we're going to be split up again. I feel like I should be used to this feeling by now, but I still dont know what to say" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-I like that Luz becomes lights. Not only was the light glyph the first one she learned but her name literally means light.

-Eda, King, and Luz are such a found family I love them

-"I should have thanked them" SCREAMING AND CRYING

-I love that King's dad basically said "Fuck gender"

-I also love that he has a bad girls coven shirt

-Eda makes alchoholic apple blood confirmed?

-Titan Luz is so gender

-Camila best mom

-LET. ME. HUG. THE. COLLECTOR. DAMN IT.

-Luz and King doing the WEH together is so fucking cute.

-For some reason I thought Luz was gonna die again when the titan magic was fading. Like I thought that was keeping her alive.

-Anyone gonna talk about the fact Eda gave Raine a little kiss when saving them from the Belos goop

-the entire episode was so anime but the fight scene between Titan Luz and Belos was just anime as fuck and the smooth animation makes it even better

-"NOW EAT THIS SUCKA" IT ALL COMES FULL CIRCLE

-Look at how fuckin anime this is I love it so much

-Luz looks so badass btw idk if I mentioned that

-Belos trying to bullshit his way out of this and Luz having NONE OF IT is so great. I hat the "[insert curse/supernatural thing] made me do it so im innocent" trope if it's done poorly or with a character like Belos. Love that they smashed that into the ground with Luz having fucking none of it.

-LOOK AT HOW BADASS AND GENDER SHE LOOKS I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS I AM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS

-I AM SO GLAD BELOS HAD A GRUESOME DEATH THAT WAS SO SATISFYING.

-I like the touch that Titan Luz isnt affected by the boiling rain

-King's dad is A PUN MASTER

-the reuniting. oh my titan the reuniting. I cried. Gus doing a little illusion with his dad, Amity hugging Alador (with Odalia rightfully in the sidelines), Hunter telling Darius about wolves, Willow and her dads!

-Darius and Eber so want to beat the shit out of Terra, Vitmir, and Adrien.

-Camila pulling Eda and King into a hug with Luz is just. YES.

-Yassified Hooty go brrr

-King giving The Collector Francois was so sweet

-All the kids as adults are so fucking gender. GIVE ME YOUR GENDER.

-All the photos on Luz's bulletin board are so amazing. Especially the one with Hooty dropping from a tree that one made me laugh so hard. Also the Bi Pride pin next to the graduation photo was amazing.

-"Stringbean's Corner" AWWWE

-ik im doing two screenshots in a row but LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF STRINGBEAN

-When I tell you I screamed with joy when I saw there was a working permanent portal to the Boiling Isles I mean I SCREAMED WITH JOY

-I love Willow's leaf headband. It just fits her so well.

-I love that Hunter is a palismen carver and carved a Blue Jay to be his new palismen (according to Dana on twt the name of the palismen is Waffle. I love it.), but I also love that Hunter was (or maybe still is) Dell's apprentice by the looks of things

-The grave for Flapjack made me sob. And then the "Thank you for finding me" on it im just. I need a moment.

-HARPY LILITH HARPY LILITH

-Also I just realized now they all have matching Flapjack tattoos. Im gonna cry you guys.

-The way Darius just slides over after shaking Alador is the most tsundere anime thing ever.

-Theres a little abomination in Alador's pocket :0

-Raine with white hair is actually so fucking cool

-Gus looks so cool you cannot tell me otherwise.

-Everyone thought Eda would have like a robotic/abomination arm but no SHE HAS A HOOK AND IT'S AWESOME

-King had a growth spurt lets go!

-The quinceanera being called a king-cenera is just perfect. King is mastering the art of puns just like his father.

-King having his own glyph shapes is just perfect I love it!

-Collector making fireworks shooting stars is amazing

-THEY DID THE HUNTER "BYEEE" TO BOTH THE COLLECTOR AND US

Im going to miss toh. It was one of the best shows Ive ever watched.

Edit: I hat the new post editor istg

[panainpublic]

i literally just finished shadow and bone and i am dutch so i get to shit on the dutch usage and pronunciation now hehehe >:D

i kept track of all names and words and stuff that i thought were dutch(-inspired) based on the word itself or context, then divided them into 3 categories: "yup, thats correct", "aaaaaalmost", and "wtf is this." (pronunciation will be thoroughly criticized later.)

(disclaimer i have only read a small part of SoC due to ✨life✨ so this is mostly based on the show)

yup, thats correct

the following words/names are completely believable, both in context and the name itself, + why:

tante Heleen - tante = aunt and Heleen is a very Dutch name; Dreesen is a real last name; Edam is a real place (their cheese is pretty good); Rozenstraat is a very generic and common street name; Edyck is the fancy old spelling of Edijk, which is probably either a place or someones name; Rietveld is a real last name; stroopwafels are real and oh so very good; Appelbroek, aka apple bottom jeans (or apple pants ig), could probably be a place name; Hiemstra is probably a real last name; Saskia is a very Dutch name; Lij could be a real place; Kooperom sounds so much like a real restaurant i actually would want to eat there now.

aaaaaalmost

these seem like theyre actually dutch names at first glance, but its just a little... wrong. off. (again, + why.)

Ketterdam, as ketter means heretic (probably why its named that tbf), would never be a real place name. it sounds very weird; "goedemorgen, fantomen" was pronounced so wrong i had to take another listen to pick up what he was saying, + wed use "spoken" instead of "fantomen", especially in the context of surprise survivors; Jakob is fine, but Hertzoon would be spelled Hertszoon. even then, its still weird - -szoon was only used with the fathers name, and "hert" means deer, which isnt really a name; Henrik Van Poel would be correct if Van was spelled without a capital. its a "tussenvoegsel", an infix, which behaves a certain way in dutch, including not being capitalized when the whole name is written out; (B/D)uysberg (dont remember exactly) is almost correct, but idk, something feels just a little off about it, especially if it was Buysberg, which is what i think it was; Kaz would be spelled with an s and maybe a C depending on the full name, and Brekker is right but just doesnt feel like a real last name.

wtf is this.

these arent dutch. these will never be dutch. no. (once again, + why.)

Kerch just doesnt sound or feel dutch, even when pronounced the dutch way (which it isnt in the show); stadwatch is a combo of dutch and english, which wed never do like this - just call it the stadswacht or the city watch, both sound better; Sturmhond is a combo of German and Dutch, make it Stormhond and id believe it (but i guess it was made up by a Ravkan, so its excusable); kruge is just not it.

alright. time to learn some dutch pronunciation and spelling rules.

all letters are pronounced, except, depending on context, for final -n.

g/ch = /x/ or /ɣ/ (make an s or z sound, roll your tongue back until its in the same spot you pronounce k), except for loan words.

ee = /eː/, or "ay".

y/ij/ei = /ɛi̯/ - closest thing i can think of is New Zealand "face" or Scottish "write". /aɪ/ ("I") would be acceptable.

uy/ui = /œy/, like finnish äy. nothing similar in English.

oo = /oː/, "oh".

oe = /u/, "oo" as in "loo" (not as in "book")

the rest is either right or depends on context.

"goedemorgen, fantomen". oh boy.

okay, so far we got /ɣud[e]m[o]rɣ[e] f[a]nt[o]m[e]/, where the letters in brackets are not yet explained and not necessarily obvious in pronunciation. from what i can recall, only one of them was pronounced correctly.

but lets start with stress patterns in dutch. the stress will always fall on the root of any given word, unless its a relatively recent loan word. in "goedemorgen", "morgen" is the root with the stress falling on "mor". they got this part right. in "fantomen" the root is "fantoom" with the stress falling on "toom". theres also secondary stress: "goedemorgen" is a compound of "goed" and "morgen", so it falls on "goe". in "fantomen", -en marks plural, and therefore secondary stress is on the other syllable of the root word: "fan".

if "e" isnt stressed in a word, its almost always /ə/ (e in "burden"). in this case, no e is stressed, so its all /ə/.

the first "o" is followed by multiple consonants, so its /ɔ/ (o in RP "sorry").

the second "o" is the shortened form of "oo".

"a" followed by multiple consonants, so its not the short form of "aa", and pronounced /ɑ/ (generic american english first a in "always")

this makes our sentence pronounced as /ˌɣudəˈmɔrɣə(n) ˌfɑnˈtoːmə(n)/.

[egs-bertnedickt]

time to read homestuck for the very first time im scared

the only lore i know about is the christ-like religion tying the blood caste system together but that’s literally it. as well as vague bucket-related memes

im currently on 77 after starting from te beginning and im also using the unoffical collection app and its pretty cool

so far the language is very reminiscent of shakespeare /derogatory it’s like i was forced to read shakespeare for english and i have a vague idea if whats happening but the actual words andprose used is so overly complicated. but like shakespeare, i’m gradually getting used to it

77 has music and its so cute!!! i cant wait for music to show up in other pages :D

anyway whats up with this dudes dads addiction to harlequinns LMAO

all these mentions of ecto are bringing me awful UT flashbacks not even an hour in and im already regretting this

?? cool asf animation and ambience tho

yeah this resembles video game rpgs a whole lot which is cool

dad bakes? that’s cool asf actually not weird >:0!!

pain

it isnt even the full things but i wont get out of my head

oh!!! theres a cute little game!!! thats so cute!! and cool asf

not the smoke pellets 😭

now’s your chance to be a big sh-

curse these damn inconvenient inventories

NOOO HE KEEPS PICKING UP THE GLASS LMAO

NOT THE CAKE(S)

YOOO I CAN INTERACT THATS SO COOL :0

hang on they’re in a game? yo??

LMAO HIS STUFF IS OUT OF BOUNDS NOOOO

A+ building john

not the bestie dismantling this man’s house the disrespect 😭

of course theres a meteor coming for them rn its what they get for trying to speedrun using a gamepedia guide

she has a name and its rose!! secretive about creative writing? fond for bestially strange and fictitious? shes just like me fr

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING ROSE

how are these people so musically talented

john eating an apple to end off act i? we love religious symbolism (i guess)

welp. i guess thatw as act 1.

it was pretty neat so far! it introduced the game mechanics and stuff rather well but i was a little confused on how rose and john were controlling the house. though i think i kind of have it figured out? are they like already in the game? is someone else controlling them? rose and john are both clearly “players” with their own inventories and the homes are like their own servers and a player can kind of customize their home? bro i have no idea what im talking about but rose mom sillhouette kinda scary asf lmao

i loved how music was implemented so far and i cant wait for it to tie into later events

[merlinssaggyyfronts]

broke: merthur

woke: EVERYONE IS SHIPPED WITH EVERYONE NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND

[beeindaclouds]

hi hi! i actually have two request if thats fine with you- if not you could just do one of them! could you do "how the dsmp would spoil you?" and what would they spoil the reader with? like with affection, sweets, clothing, ect. and the other one is "how would the dsmp react to a gothic lolita s/o?" where the reader is really into the gothic lolita fashion and wears the clothing? again if the two request overwhelm you, you can just do one! :D

Hallo, thank you for requesting!

I hope you don't mind but I have to decline your second request. It's kind of hard to write different reactions when it comes to certain clothing styles, because I obviously want to write them all positively.

But I'll gladly write your first request

Hope you enjoy <3

How the DSMP would spoil you

Click here before requesting, please <3

❝ Dream ❞

I know he's the most obvious, and I say this a lot, but it's true ok-

Man has money. He rarely uses it on himself.

So he'll gladly use it to spoil you

From food, to clothes to video games

Anything, you name it, he'll buy it

You can't say no, I'm sorry, he's stubborn :D

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

I headcanon that George's love language is quality time

So he'll spoil you by being attached to you for as long as he can

It's like you have a cat following you everywhere and cuddling up to you for attention

❝ Sapnap ❞

I can see Sapnap being very kissy with his partner

Therefore he loves to spoil you with kisses

He'll literally grab onto you and kiss you wherever he can

This can last minutes or hours, depends on how clingy he's feeling that day

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

Bad spoils you every morning by bringing you breakfast in bed

He'll make a mental note of all your favourite breakfast dishes and cook them for you

He would 100% also put little cute notes with the breakfast, just to be a little sweet

Your mornings are always spent in bed as you two eat and talk about what you'll be doing for the day

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Another obvious one, that I always repeat the same thing, but hOW CAN I NOT-

Any type of physical touch

That's what he spoils you with

From holding your pinky finger with his own whenever you two are walking

Or long cuddle sessions after he's done streaming and it's on the verge of sleeping

If he is in anyway touching you, he'll continue to do that for mny hours

❝ Quackity ❞

Just, compliments

Preferably in Spanish cause they seem to hit you more

He'll take any chance he can to deliver you a compliment

And the fact that you get embarrassed by them it's only a bonus

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

I feel like once he gets comfortable with you, and gets out of his "I'm an awkward boyfriend" phase, he'll spoil you with "I love you" 's

Every little moment for him is perfect to remind you of how much he loves you

Sometimes they're whispered quietly in your ear as you two stand outside the cold city of Brighton

Other times they're loudly sung in one of the song he wrote while thinking of you

❝ C!Technoblade ❞

He's a piglin

So he loves to spoil you with anything that's gold

It's a part of his hybrid that he can't control, he just always feels the need to give you something gold whenever he sees it

He found a golden apple? It's yours now

He passed by a jewelry shop with a beautiful golden locket? He'll buy it for you

He got enough gold to create something? He'll make a golden sword for you to use

And if you use the objects he gives you he'll be very touched and secretly happy

❝ Nihachu ❞

She spoils you with romantic dinners

From time to time, she'll spend hours in the kitchen to cook something just for you

It could be a simple dish like hamburgers with fries

Or maybe a very fancy one that she has learned from a cook book you gifted her

She just really enjoys spending the night with you and seeing you enjoy her food

❝ Eret ❞

Now them. They spoil you everyday by treating you like you're royalty

They'll cook for you, help you with chores, give you tons of hugs and kisses, compliment you left and right, everything you can think of

And they never forget to remind you how much they love you

❝ Punz ❞

Punz loves to spoil you with random nicknames he has given you

From the tipical baby, babe, honey, sweetheart, ect.

To the more unique ones like that one time that you accidentally spilled a can of sprite all over you, so to remind you of that moment he calls you 'Sprite'

❝ FoolishGamers ❞

This might be a bit ooc, but I feel like he's good at massages

So he'll do it to you whenever you seem stressed and/or you're having a bad day

Maybe he'll leave a few kisses here and there cause he can't resist

[vneuns]

"SFW ALAPAHBET" + Dream

author's note(s): red rabbits won so here’s a nice hc list for our favorite white boy <33 just reblog cause this took for eva

cw warning: light cursing, shitload of fluff

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Dream is 110% affectionate. He’s a big softie. Cuddling all the time, going on boba dates in the most disgusting hours of the night. And getting teased by Sapnap and George 24/7

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He’d be such an amazing friend. Teasing you all the freaking time. Tickling bleh, checking up on you when he feels like you're being distant and forcing you to make him baked good

you worked at the apple store together. During your breaks youd spam the phones with silly pictures of yourselves and walk around the mall on your lunch break making fun of mannequins in the windows for whatever reason

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Loves it. Half the time he’s the big spoon, because he needs to feel manly for whatever reason, but on the off chance he’s the little spoon he’s being a big baby about it

Complaining about you not doing it right but then when you threaten to sleep on the couch or stop all together and all of a sudden he’s being all nice talking about how you should do this more often

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Of course he does. He was thinking about getting married the second the two of you went on your first date.

He’s a wonderful cook except only does it occasionally and cleaning. He'd be a neat freak to an extent, and would complain about your messes whilst he cleaned it. (like make it make sense)

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Wouldn't happen. You’d have to go on 15 million breaks before that shit happens let me tell you. The Love is too intense for something like that. Neverever ever

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He’s ready to to commit buying you little promises rings all the time and whispering how he’d love to get married to you whilst he thinks you’re asleep

Id say around a year and half of being together he’s proposing

And if you didn't already know you said yes

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Physically he soothes you with little rubs on your side

And emotionally he makes sure you're okay all hours of the day

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it?)

Your hugs are the highlight of his day literally.

If you're in his eyesight you're hugging. And he won't let go unless he HAS to and even at that.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

The first time would be while your sleeping at your second sleepover when he realized he was falling for you

And the second time would be on complete accident when you’re cooking together and after he freezes but then relaxes when you reciprocate the feeling

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

It’s a game of cat mouse between the two of you

Its giving when dream gets jealous of quackity when he even talks to george

The second he gets tagged that you’re in a call with someone on the smp *poof* hes awake from the dead

Attempting to gain your attention at all times and then tweeting on his priv (which he thinks you're not in) about how you always ignore him and is surprised when you say something aloud about it

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Soft as fuck. No questions asked. Like you could just kiss him all day. Very addicting 10/10 on yelp ya know?

Mouth kisses, neck kisses, shoulder kisses, and small smooches on your nose for good luck

Dream would probs enjoy jawline kisses since thats as close as youd get without him having to bend down cause hes a fucking skyscraper

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Absolutely fucking adorable. Lets them tackle him and indulges in conversations he can't understand, and you just sit back and think about how great of a dad he’s gonna be

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Very very lazy. Kissing for a good five minutes and then talking about what you have planned for the day before ultimately deciding if youre gonna be productive or stay in bed (giving a bones or no bones day)

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Fluffy as fuck. It’s one of those disgusting (/pos) where you stand next to each other brushing your teeth and here and there do a charcoal mask

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

I feel like itd probably be pretty early and he’d tell you so he wouldnt scare you off and you had time to leave if you wanted to

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Have you seen dream? Are we talking about the same person?

With you he’d probably walk away here and there but for the most part would try not to argue with you

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He’s been talking notes since day one. He knows everything and every single little detail no questions asked

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Watching you play minecraft for the very first time and just laughing every time you die to a mob

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s you’re security guard on twitter. He sniffs out those negative tweets and is ending their entire life.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Above and beyond. Candles roses(or your favorite flowers) making a homemade meal specifically your favorite and giving you a nice message after.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Being super toxic during game night with the boys. He’d start yelling and talking shit to the point where half the time if you leave he doesn't notice

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He knows he’s fine. But if he's ever insecure you’re right by his side pushing down all the negative comments that leave his mouth

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Of course he would. You’re his missing piece.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Dreams hands are on your hips squeezing at your love handles as you smother him with random kisses

“Promise me something?”

“Hmm” he raises an eyebrow leaning forward to press a kiss to the tip of your nose

“Don't be toxic this game night, or ill steal patches while you’re sleeping”

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Nothing. He’s a simp. Biggest simp you will ever find.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He’s gotten into the routine of you being there when he sleeps so he will literally stay up until you’re in his arms

Despite telling him he should sleep even when you’re not there he never listens.

taglist (not adding anyone else! follow @honeynutcherios and turn on notifications <3)

@inniterhq @basilly @yamturds @dysfunctionalcrab @tinyegg @ttakinou @charnease @i-mmunity @b3l0v3ds @alice-blue-skies @the-swageyama-tobiyolo @mitzimania @joyfullymulti @dreamzluvrr @multifandomgirl-us @sufloerfs @sunniewrites

[insomnihan]

han’s Entire Thoughts & Feelings on Dreamcatcher’s “BEcause”

WE ARE F UCKING UNDER ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are no read mores here so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ALRIGHT SO-

THE SONG WHERE DO I START WELL- I SAW A COMMENT SOMEWHERE THAT WAS LIKE ‘THIS HAS GOODNIGHT CREEPINESS WITH RED SUN ESSENCE’ WHOEVER THAT WAS YOUR BRAIN IS GINORMOUS™ AND WRINKLY- IF YOU LISTEN TO IT THE SLIGHT SUMMER VIBE IS TOTALLY THERE YET THE PIANO AND THE HARP (MAYBE I DUNNO BUT WHAT I DOONO IS THAT IT SLAPS) THE PRE CHORUS BUILD UP FAST AS HELL THE DRUMS ARE FAST AS S HIT THE CLOCK IS SO CREEPY THE GUITAR IS JUST ASDFFJGHLHKL;;’ THE DOUBLE TIME DURING DAMIS RAP THAT WAS LITERALLY™ AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE MY LIFE (they were this 👌 close istg) AND THEN THE BRDIGE…………………… SOMEONE TAKE THE WHEEL-

AND THEN THEIR VOICES POWERFUL AS ALWAYS AND THAT F UCKING DISTORTION S HIT DURING ‘FOREVER LOVE AND FOREVER MINE’ IS ACTUAL DR*GS- i dunno what it is but the instrumental being like that and then (to me anyway) theres such a sweet undertone (???) in how they sing and then knowing the lyrics likE I KNOW THEYRE OBSESSED- B O I DO I MISS A FAST DAMI RAP P L E A S E I FEEL LIKE SHES THREATENING ME I LOVE THAT PSYCHO NOISE B ICYJ- THAT BRIDGE IS F UCKING CRAZY SIYEONS AND HANDONGS AND YOOHYEONS GENTLE VOICES AND THEN S U A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUREALLYGOTTACOMEOUTOFTHELEFTGODDAMNFIELDWITHTHATICANTSTANDYOUHOWDAREYOUJUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello hello for the dance section i will be using THE mcountdown performance yEAH THE ONE POSTED BEFORE THE ACTUAL MV/ALBUM DROP- FIRST OF ALL THE INTRO sorry i have to talk about this theyre so creepy and doll like and jiu is so menacing lIKE WHAT THE F UCK IS THAT (someone answer me what iN THE F CUK did she feed yoohyeon)- NOW ANYWAY I HAVE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE ACTUAL DANCE-

OFF THE BAT THE MIRROR INTRODUCTION IS *CHEFS KISS* and then gahyeon choking jiu?????????? LORE????????? IN CHOREOGRAPHY?????????

LISTEN. L I S T E N. ALL OF THEM LIFTING YOOHYEON AT 1:29 LIKE THATS INSANE AND SO FITTING FOR THIS SONG AND VIBE plus yknow………………… handong doing a lot of the lifting………… 👉👈

this specific video doesnt show it during suas verse (which is like Rude™ but fine they show it elsewhere obv) but when shes singing and the rest of them are dropping down slowly………………… yeah-

THE CHORUS EVERY👏SINGLE👏F UCKING👏TIME👏 LIKE THE POSE THEY DO FOR ‘BE’?????????????? THE POWER AND THE GENIUS™ OF IT??????????????????????

DAMI UNHAND ME UNHOLY DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the bridge…………… the rocking from side to side…………… whatever the f uck handong and yoohyeon are doing…………… it was almost like sua was controlling everyone right like deadass im scared-

THE DANCE BREAK PLS LET ME BREATHE

the ending with everyone bowing but gahyeon…………

BICTH……………… BICHY- THE VISUALS JUST KEEP LEVELING THE F UCK UP THATS LIT RALLY INSANE I LOVE THAT FOR THEM- the moment that mystery code was revealed and we were getting demented creepy carnival i waS V I B R A T I N G™ WITH EXCITEMENT the creepy scenery of the  dark hotel lobby and the rundown carnival with the merry go round and teacups AND WITH A CULT and the hallway with the mirrors and the lights (like the use of SO much red and green……… the symbolism………) JUST EVERYTHING IS SO F UCKING ABANDONED AND S HIT- THE LITERAL MIRRORING AND DIMENSION S HIT WHAT THE F UCK!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT CREEPY ASS ROOM WHERE THEY KIDNAPPED GAHYEON IN AND SIYEON WAS ACTING ALL TWITCHY OR WHATEVER WHAT WAS THAT-

TIME TO SHOW WHICH SCENES I LIKED

THE WHOLE GODDAMN THI-

(jk ☺️)

OFF THE BAT GAHYEON MAIN CHARACTER I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…………………… i just wanted to put this here-

i just wanted to put this here too-

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE

id like to think that the real handong is one getting dragged away and the one standing is the doppelganger (for Plot™ purposes)

W H A T T H E F U C K

I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN IM SCARED-

G OD WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE THIS PART WAS SO WEIRD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN

HELLO??????????????????

yeah sure let me take this apple from this broken mirror where another me lies within the walls of this creepy hotel anD EAT IT

W E L P-

………………………………… F-

T H E M

I DUNNO HOW IM BREATHING RN-

JIU

whaT IN THE F UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SCENE IN THIS SCREENSHOT IS ALREADY A LOT the way she looks seemingly unassuming and harmless in that reception desk that brown and white outfit (is her hair in like………… pigtails???) and then the smile to the instant glare you jusT KNOW youre gonna d*e in that place- MAAAAN BANGS OR NO BANGS SHES STUNNING EITHER WAY AND THATS SO RUDE………… the white dress and those red ACTUAL TALONS will be the d*ath of me

SUA

if i counted correctly she had three (3) different outfits??? outside of the dance ones??? white and red then black and purple then that green and black one??? i think of all of those i really like the red and the green one theres SOMETHING ABOUT THEM i think the green one with the big puffy sleeves more NOT BC ITS MY FAVORITE COLOR I SWEAR the green looks silky and then she also has the thing on the side of her face the pearls in her hair- AND THEN THAT RED ONE with the white sleeves and the frilly collar dude whAT THE F UCK LIKE I KNOW WE SAW IT A LOT BUT I WANNA SEE MORE THO……………

SIYEON

OKAYOKAYOKAY LOOK- THIS OUTFIT IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDNT LIKE IT YET I DO????????????? two completely different looking patterns that animal print and the strips and then that big ass belt (???) around her waist like this shouldnt be like a GOOD look i dont think……… truly only She™ could make this look work 😔😔😔 i got A LOT A LOT to say about the red and orange plaid crop top and skirt with the different colored clips in her head but the only thought going through my Dumb of Ass Stupid Brain™ iS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

HANDONG

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY NATURAL BLONDE BELOVED this white dress and the BLACK BOOTS AND THE CHOKER SHE BETTER S TOP- AND DO NOT I REPEAT D O N O T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEAK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON THAT SHORT WHITE DRESS WITH THE WHITE BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOEVER STYLED HER YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME AND THE OTHER HANDONGISTS YET I ALSO LOVE YOU SO MUCH the one with the pink dress dont talk to me dont approach me donT EVEN F UCKING LOOK AT ME IM GOING THROUGH A LOT RN

YOOHYEON

im really Dumb of Ass™ i thought that one pink and (maybe???) super light blue dress had a clock on it- BUT MOVING ON FROM THAT the space buns and whatever those accessories those are and the pink makeup this is sO- then the white dance outfit with those (mesh??? lace??? i just know that its see through-) sleeves and those big ass earrings THAT LOOK AT 2:24 the boots (yeah i gotta mention that first since i just ALWAYS have to mention them) the white blazer all those pearl long ass necklaces and whatever that is on the side of her face why do her visuals HURT SO BAD-

DAMI

bicth…………………………………… B I C T H- WHAT HAS THIS WOMAN BEEN DOING??????!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?! THIS OUTFIT IS SUCH AN ATTACK I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS ON HER FACE THIS WHOLE LOOK IS SOMETHING ELSE™ her tattoo 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 that bottom part of her hair is kinda clapped tho honestly- the pig tails?????? braids?????? in the dancing part on the black and white tiles IM DOWN YALL IM DOWN SO BAD AND ITS F UCKING RUDE™ THAT WE DONT SEE S HIT OF THAT DRESS AT THE END-

GAHYEON

IM GONNA SAY IT AGAIN LEE👏GAHYEON👏MAIN👏CHARACTER👏I👏KNOW👏THATS👏RIGHT👏👏👏👏👏👏👏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS RED HAIR IS A BLESSING (especially in that high ponytail i-) SHE IS ATTACKING ME BUT YKNOW WHAT THATS OKAY- im SURE theres a plot significance to her two different dresses the mostly black and the mostly white but my brain can only register WOMAN PRETTY that white one in particular…………… the choker with her hair up and those boots…………… i saw it clear as day and im d wording over it-

BONUS TIME: B-SIDE TRACKS (thoughts and parts i liked)

Intro

i usually expect the intro to be like SUPER HYPE AND INTENSE yknow which it kinda is! however it is consistent that it fits very well and captures the overall vibe of the entire album the calm beginning with the bell like were walking into an establishment and at the halfway point it picks up its intriguing and the ‘i like you’ adds a subtle eeriness that adds just enough to make one wanna continue listening its v good 👌

Airplane

LISTEN……………… LISTEN- this is the VERY LAST genre i expected out of this group YET im not even a little bit shocked that they did this like this cutesy izone-esque summer bop of a song is a DREAMCATCHER™ song……………… YALL- THE AMOUNT OF SEROTONIN THAT ‘AIRPLANE LALALALALALA~~~~~~~’ BRINGS IS SOMETHING SO PERSONAL THIS SECOND GENERATION SUMMERY ASS INSTRUMENTAL WHAT IN THE F UCK- I FEEL LIKE IM RUNNING ON THE BEACH I FEEL THE COLD WIND OF THE WATER BUT THE HEAT OF THE SUN AGAINST MY SKIN AND IM PLAYING WITH A DAMN BEACH BALL WITH A COCONUT DRINK (I F UCKING H*TE LEAVING MY HOUSE) JIU AND DAMI SOUND SO F UCKING PHENOMENAL

Whistle

im pretty firm on believing these b sides represent different times of a summer day and this is the late evening or twilight like not nighttime but CLOSE- i thought i wasnt gonna like the whistling part but that only makes it catchieR THIS SONG IS MAKING ME YEARN AND TRYING TO RECALL LOVELY MEMORIES I DONT EVEN HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then again……………… theres always usually a song on their albums that make me unlock and feel hidden emotions………… THIS SONG GOT ME MISSING A PERSON THAT ISNT REAL this is such a mellow yet so powerful in the way they sing and express each syllable- they all did so good on this song but i gotta mention dami again for her part like oH mY gOoOoOooOoOOOooOD

Alldaylong

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the way this song was inspired by a hug jiu got from yoohyeon…………… THIS IS NOT A JOKE she said ‘i wanna try city pop’ anD SHE DONE DID IT- i have NO IDEA how this song managed to hold so much joy and light happiness in every word and instrument used in this but im :ccccccc i literally wanna hug someone after listening to this 😔😔😔 this also makes me yearn for something but at least this one isnt unrealistic or unobtainable i dont think! there are some songs out there that make me cry from its lyrics and its sound but THIS ONE the lyrics and just how happy this song is bro reading the lyrics im about to cry for like the fifth time- they who im love so much… :ccccccc doesnt it make you just wanna hug someone and tell them you love them????????? that you appreciate them??????????

해바라기의 마음 (A Heart of Sunflower)

i knew FOR A FACT FOR👏A👏FACT👏 that they were gonna have a ballad for this album bc road to utopia didnt have one i will admit i was one of the 🤡 that thought jiu would be credited on this song 😬😬😬 ANYWAY- AGAIN WITH THE DAMN YEARNING FOR SOMETHING BUT THIS TIME IM F UCKING SAD AS S HIT why must this song be so powerful to make me emotional before i even got to read the lyrics to fully grasp it……………………… now im truly yearning in the Sad™ way and waiting for some imaginary person who i dont even know will even come back…………………… those damn adlibs are pretty as hell it was sua (and i have to mention dami again okay shes really killing it on this she woNT LET ME LIVE-) who got me feeling this the most like yeah…………………… i am a fool…………… im a fool for loving and missing someone who just disappeared from my lifE G O D D A M N IT-

LIKE this is COMPLETELY surprising album BUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE as its described it really is a ‘special’ album as while the title track still has their music style and sound theres still an element of summer (a very Terrifying™ summer BUT a ✨Summer✨ album nonetheless) like the b sides are SO different and COMPLETELY caught me off guard when i listened to the highlight medley YET this group of seven amazing and talented women pulled it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its extremely obvious at this point that their steady and organic growth has grown VERY HIGH this time and (although im still very confused by how everything was released and announced BUT i digress) this different kind of method in performing the song the day before seemed to work?????????? I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE this section could literally be summed to just I LOVE DREAMCATCHER SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IN CONCLUSION: LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM BECAUSE ITS BOMB AS F UCK

AND AS ALWAYS

[xnchxntmxnt]

Hello!! Can I have a match up?

I really like your theme BTW :)))

Name: I have quite a few, but most call me Galaxia or Nacho

Gender/Pronouns: Female, she/they. I don't really care if people misgender me so calling me a he is fine tbh

S/O's gender: I'm still figuring things out but for now male :D

Personality: it's really just a mix of denki (mha) and sugawara. I kin suga. I'm the older sister of the group but the one who can't take care of herself. Likes to call people kid or child for jokes, and also platonically flirting. I'm only active when with my friends, else I'm pretty chill and quiet when in public. I may look confident, but when I get anxious my voice will literally start shaking. I also take insults pretty well other than the fact I will be salty to that person for the whole day.

Hobbies/Interests: Astrology (and a tiny bit of astronomy), drawing, writing, voice-act/singing, cooking, fashion design, skating (rollerskates) and sewing.

Things I look for in a partner: humor, whether it's hella dry or very random, as long as they get my jokes it'll be fine. They also need to be patient because I am the opposite. One of the most important is loyalty, I probably won't like it when I hear them fawn over someone else (unless it's an anime character)

Dealbreakers: emotions. I can't cope with it well enough by myself. So trying to figure out someone else's might be even worse. I don't like it when people are possessive or controlling, it makes me feel like I've lost freedom. I'd prefer if someone doesn't over react over something really small. If it's for jokes and giggles, it's completely fine. But no screaming match over something as small as an apple falling in a dirty box.

Aesthetic: my mood aesthetic is spacecore and witchcore. Clothing aesthetic would be skater

Colors to describe myself: purple (which is also my favorite color) and grey. Purple because I am indecisive as heck, and grey because it's energetic but calming at the same time.

Fav music: don't really have one, I listen to a lot of nightcore tho

Zodiac big three: Gemini sun, Aries moon, Aquarius rising

Personality type: entp

Facts about me:

I like management work

All of my negative 'vulnerable' feelings will immediately turn into anger/annoyance

I have a lot of moodswings

If you're living with me expect me to steal your whole closet as long as it fits me

I'm insecure about my chest and thighs cause I find them to big :(

I think that's it, thank you!!

again, apologizing that these are SO LATE because therye seriously. horribly late. but im getting it done and thats what's important

anyway this is half proofread i did a once over but im trusting spell check on this one 😅😅

I match you with...

Ushijima Wakatoshi!

How You Met ( & Got Together)

Childhood friends

Don't tell me no it was my first thought thinking about this

I think wakatoshi is harder to get to know as time goes on so meeting him really early on in life is leads to a closer relationship

While i also think this, i also think childhood friends to lovers is >>>>>>

top tier quality content here guys

Anyway i think you sat next to each other one day in like first grade (so sorry if ur not american thats like...age 7-8? If i did my math right)

And extroverted you decided to befriend the relatively quiet kid

There was no escape

At the beginning you might have worried he didnt like you but as time went on you learned he did genuinely enjoy your company

Im just gonna go off about the leading up to the relationship here because its

Its years of pining

You probably thought you had a crush on himwhen you were like 12 but then were like ahahaha no were just friends

Meanwhile he had the same thought but he also liked what you hd and didnt want to ruin that

He appreciated that you played volleyball with him when he wanted to practice however

I think his main love languages are acts of service and quality time we’ll get into that later but basically he likes to spend time with you. A lot of it. Because that’s his way of saying “i love you” no matter if he means it romantically or platonically

Fast forward to high school

Feelings are everywhere

I can't assume you're a jealous person but i’d like to assume you’d get a little jealous when you hear a bunch of people talking about how hot he is bc lets face it he is

But you dont know why bc like? You're not dating? So why jealous?

Here comes tendou to save the day

He’s the one that finally smacks you across the face like YOU. LIKE. HIM. DUMBASS. Bc if you're friends with toshi you're friends with satori

You two have the best chaotic vibes too and its amazing. Best little trio of buddies here

Satori is also trying his damnedest to make toshi realize that he likes you too which is taking forever

But bottom line they come up with a plan once toshi realizes it

Toshi shows up at your house one day like “youre not busty right” and basically drags out out of the house because you guys are going somewhere and he doesnt care where

After 15 minutes of idle chatter while walking you ask where you're doing and he says “i don't know, i was following you”

Which youre shocked at because hes the one that dragged you out but he has no clue where youre going?

He finally explains he just wanted to have a day out with you but doesnt care where you end up

So you just take him all around all day and its actually really sweet

You buy some food from a cafe and have a little picnic in a park and he finally just

“I would like to kiss you”

Which you’re like “…what?”

He just

“I was told to be direct in matters like these, so I wanted to take you out on a pleasant day and confess my feelings”

I don’t know how to talk about the rest of this scene but bottom line you two kiss and agree to be his girlfriend/significant other (depending on what title you prefer--she/they and he/they solidarity w you and me here lol)

General Headcanons

Okay this is where i really go off because T H IS

You said you want someone with patience and someone who isnt going to freak out over little things?? Perfect

He may come off a little stand-off ish and apathetic, but its just because he doesn’t exactly express emotion well. We know that much. That’s just wakatoshi

The only thing i’d say is that he doesn’t exactly have the best sense of humor. But I think he’s demi tbh and it takes him a long time and a strong emotional bond to fall for someone. Luckily, that’s you :)

He’s very likely to let you do your own thing. In a relationship he’s not very demanding and let’s you do whatever you want to do--i really think he’s just happy to be along for the ride

Which gets me back into love languages! I don't know what yours are but his are acts of service and quality time

He’s not one to say “i love you” very often, but he has other ways to express his love

He’ll always have a hair tie in his pocket if your hair is long enough to use it

Or he offers to help you with things like homework when you need it

Smart boy

Always has an hoodie/jacket with him because he’ll know you either will get cold or you just want it

If he ever forgets an extra, he’ll give you his

Does things like texts you to make sure you got home safe or just walks you home

Honestly the more time he can spend with you the better

I think he knows he’s not good at using words or physical affection to say he loves you but he tries in other ways

When he finds out he doesn’t have practice one day after school, he’ll go on a run and stop by your house when he’d all washed up and ask if you want to go out for dinner

If you don't want to go out? Expect him to cook for you

He can’t make crazy elaborate meals but he can make basic things that’s still nutritious

He finds every moment to spend time with you but sticks to a strict schedule so its not as common as youd like

But he is making an effort

Expect good morning and good night texts

Especially good morning kisses he wakes up at like 5am he’s probably up before you

He goes to bed by 9:30 but still remembers to text you good night every night

I think his apathy would be a point of argument eventually. Like its something that’s hard to deal with because he’s blunt and doesn’t always understand why you feel a certain way

He’s a very strong believer in “never end a fight on an angry note”

So if you guys end up in a fight expect a text later that day (or within 10 minutes) that just says “I know you may still be upset, so please do not feel obligated to respond, but just know i love you. When you are ready, I would like to talk more rather than argue.”

Such a gentleman

Anyway if he knows he was in the wrong he will apologize when you're ready to talk

Sometimes it might take a little more talking to him to get him to see your point of view, but eventually, you both will come to an understanding and either agree to disagree or work out a solution

He’s not the most physically affectionate person but he is cuddly

Like a big teddy bear

However he doesn’t know how to initiate it

So

Whenever you initiate cuddles, he’s more than happy to oblige because he does like it

Does a lot of waiting for you to initiate things like kisses and hand holding and cuddles and stuff but he really loves it

Melts right into you

Really loves you <3 dunno what else i can tell you my dude

A Date with Ushijima

I can't stop thinking about him cooking

So like

Night in with ushijima

He cooks ofc but imagine

Cooking together

He’ll turn on whatever playlist the both of you share

Like everything he does, if you want to take the lead, he’ll let you. If you don’t, he has no problem doing so

But if he’d more leading with cooking, he’ll let you sit on the counter and talk about your day

Steal kisses when he walks past you or ruffle his hair, he’ll get this little smile that’s the cutest thing ever

But you do a lot of talking and he’ll cook and listen and actually engage in listening

And you two get to eat together and probably watch a movie and its all sorts of comfy (did i mention the whole teddy bear thing because he really is)

He always gets excited when he sees random pictures or videos of him on snapchat/instagram (whatever you use) later that day because captions always make him smile

Zodiac & MBTI

See ENTP and ISTJ aren’t the most compatible, but based off of what you said specifically, I was thinking about it some more and I think Ushijima and you would work well together. Gemini and Leos are very compatible, though, so there’s that going for you! MBTIs and Zodiac signs arent always accurate, it just matters if you love each other (& I know he would love you).

Aesthetic

I got strong flower & butterfly vibes from this I don't know why. but the vibes are there.

Playlist

I don’t know a lot of nightcore, but i googled to see if any of these songs had nightcore covers and they do! You guys give e a lot of top 40 vibes but like...2010-2017 top 40 if you remember the vibes. No particular reason, just because I can.

Say You Won’t Let Go - James Arthur Counting Stars - OneRepublic Everybody Talks - Neon Trees Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon Sugar - Maroon 5

Runners Up

Kozume Kenma, Ukai Keishin

[ravensandramune]

self care rant!!

so this is mostly a note to myself, but i thought it might be helpful to share:

whenever people talk about self care its either in 2 very separate ways:

1: sleep in! lush bath bombs! treat urself!! eat loads of chocolate!! face masks and hair masks! watch netflix!! read!! indulge yourself!

OR

2: fuck aesthetic self care. self care is forcing yourself to get out of bed. self care is doing your homework/work. self care is cleaning your room. self care isn’t cute or pretty or something fun.

WELL GUESS WHAT GUYS!! SELF CARE IS LITERALLY WHAT IT SAYS: CARING FOR YOURSELF!! self care consists of whatever *you* need at the moment.

everyday self care:

- take your meds!!!! seriously guys!! take your m e d s 

- try and drink water (its over said but so important oh my god)

- take breaks from tasks! even if that task is scrolling social media- go do something else for a bit!

- talk to someone- social interaction is needed and important (even if ur an introvert!)

- eat something! try and eat 3 meals if you can, but at least eat something filling and nutritional e.g peanut butter and apple, some toast, a piece of fruit or your favourite simple food/meal to make and eat.

- wash yourself! wash your face! take off makeup before bed if you wear it! wash your hair if you haven’t in a while! wash your body! moisturise!

- change your clothes! don’t wear pj all day and remember to change your underwear!

-try and keep your room (/apartment) tidy, it’ll make u feel better!

if you feel overworked and tired:

 - have a day off!

-sleep in for a while 

-make sure you eat 3 meals (if you can <3) 

 -run yourself a bath, bubbles if you wish but most importantly wash yourself and your hair!

-indulge in a hobby you haven’t done in a while

-listen to music, watch a film or something else you don’t do often!

- you can treat yourself to your favourite food or a face mask, you don’t need to do anything to deserve simple things you enjoy!!

If you feel depressed, anxious or overwhelmed:

- go on a walk if you can

- read for a while

- get offline if that makes you feel better! (i know it does for me!)

- try and remember to do hygiene things, brush your teeth, change your clothes, have a shower if you can manage or at least try and wash your face with water

- talk to someone, a friend, a family member, a therapist or even a journal or a pet

- if there is a reason for your mood/mental state try and see if you can fix it in anyway e.g if you’re stressed about the amount of work you have, message your teacher and ask for help, if you can’t deal with friends messaging you so much- tell them you’re going offline for a bit and then do! know when you need support. 

If you feel gross and unproductive (can fall into how I feel when I’m depressed lol)

- don’t make a giant to do list (for me at least!!) you’ll get overwhelmed and just feel terrible when you get to the end of day and have only done one thing

- set very manageable goals, and things you enjoy! things that will give you a good sense of accomplishment but won’t take much time: this depends on what things you enjoy but e.g if you need to study, study your fave subject first! if you need to practice drawing/writing- draw/write about your fave charas! if you need to clean, choose your favourite part, or something small like a section of your desk, or putting away some clothes

- put on some clothes which are comfy but aren’t your pjs, you might think pyjamas make you feel cosy and warm but when was the last time you washed those? yeahh put on some clean underwear and socks and a new clothes- you’ll feel a lot better

- have a shower or bath, it’ll make u feel clean!

- brush your teeth!!! seriously the mintyness will wake up, make u feel clean and remind your body it’s time to go do stuff!

If you feel under-stimulated, bored or stuck:

-make use of your senses!!:

-smell: wash yourself with a nice smelling body wash! find a perfume you like and know it will make you feel like yourself (i have 2! a vanilla and coconut one and a black musk one- its the perfect formula to smell like me :)  ) as mentioned earlier, brush your teeth! chew gum if thats your thing, smell flowers in your garden on a walk. bake something and see how the kitchen smells whilst it cooks!

hear: listen to your favourite music at the moment, listen to old songs you’ve forgotten about, ask your friends for music you like! listen to rainymood.com or other rain noises, listen to asmr, open your window and listen to the birds or cars passing by!

taste: make your favourite food or beverage and try and think about the different tastes in it, try crunchy foods like apples or carrots or crisps, try chewy foods like haribos if thats your thing, try smooth foods like peanut butter or chocolate spread or soft foods like pastries, try hard foods like cough drops or hardboiled sweets. try sour foods, or sweet foods. try spicy food, experiment with cold food like ice cream or with hot/warm comfort food. make a new dish or try a new recipe!

touch: fidget toys and stims if you have any! cuddly toys and stuffed toys for softness, nice fabrics like silk or cotton. put on hand lotion or body lotion! i like changing my hair by braiding it or curling it or straightening it, since i fiddle with it a lot!

sight: watch outside your window and see how many people are going past, or how many birds or cars! try and find your favourite colour online! watch ‘satisfying’ videos or videos of painting! go on pinterest and find cool aesthetics! look at stimboards on tumblr! 

OKAY SO this post is a lot longer than i thought it would be but it’s important. don’t listen to tumblr or social media to tell you what self care is, self care is whatever your body and mind is telling you it needs, whether that be doing your work, watching your movie, or having a shower. look after yourself and stay safe everyone!! i’m proud of you all <33

[canumoveurseatup-no]

listening party

summary: he can’t get enough of you and the others like to hear it.

word count: 1.9k

pairing: bruce x black!reader 18+

warnings: straight up smut, rough sex, Daddy kink, age gap (18+), exhibitionism(?), voyeurism(?), slight subspace (pls remember subspace is different for everyone so if the descriptions in this don’t match your experience- doesn’t mean it’s wrong) this... is just about to be nasty. i have a crying during sex kink so yeah that’s in here good

a/n: i want bruce to ruin me. that is all. also, this was very last minute so i am sorry if it’s not the greatest.

————

“The rabbits are going at it again, I would not suggest going down that hall” Sam warned.

“I can hear them from here- what difference does it make?,” Tony scoffed.

You were the apple of everyone’s eye, but only Bruce caught your attention in that way. You found it amusing that everyone thought Bruce couldn’t keep hulk contained in bed but you hit them with the

“Who says Hulk isn’t present anyway?,”

There was nothing extremely exclusive about you and Bruce, no dating, nothing, just him rearranging your guts whenever you two were in the mood. Everyone knew not to go anywhere near you, despite them wanting a taste.

“Are we gonna have another listening party? or are we going to mind our business this time?,” Wanda played with a straw in her cup while the others shrugged.

“I don’t know, guys,” Steve shrugged, “Don’t you feel it’s a little invasive to listen in?,”

“Invasive my ass,” Bucky chuckled to himself, “This is the closest we can get to actually being with her and don’t act like you don’t blow a nice one when you finally head to your room,”

“Buck!,” Steve frowned and scowled at his best friend putting him out there like that.

“Plus I’m sure they know. Y/N is a fan of exhibitionism so,” Natasha smacked her lips and made herself comfortable in her seat on the couch. A comfy position where she could clench her thighs together and get enough friction that she even has a mini orgasm right with you and Bruce.

“Fuck!,”

Your voice rang through the room and Tony muted the television and sat with a bowl of popcorn in his lap

“Let the show begin,”

————

Bruce pretty much had you in the shape of a pretzel, legs crossed at your calves and pushed towards your chest, the burn in your thighs was ignored as you felt Bruce deep inside.

“Hhhhhh,” you whined, “Don’t stop! fuck, please don’t stop!,”

You could never get enough of practically feeling him in your stomach. He loved watching the way your eyes rolled, he loved the way your breath hitched, he loved the way tears ran down your face because he made you feel so good you could barely comprehend it.

“You’re so fucking wet. Who did it?,” He couldn’t help but taunt you, knowing you were a good girl for him, always answering his questions despite his dick being buried deep inside you.

“You! Only you,”

“That’s right. That pussy is so wet it’s soaking onto my sheets,”

“S-sorry Daddy,”

You knew he meant it as a good thing but damn you couldn’t help but put on a show of innocence. You loved that he made you feel so small in these moments. You were a sucker for a greying, well established man who put you in your place and took you to ravish as his own.

“Look at that little pussy taking all of me in,” he groaned and you felt your walls spasming at that sound. If it were socially acceptable, you’d have his moans and groans set as your ringtones.

Bruce wasn’t abnormally huge but a good 7 inches had you swooning, especially since he was an older man that still knew how to use it.

“You’re gonna make me cum, again,” you sobbed.

Bruce smiled at your tear smeared face and hiked your hips up a little higher and that had you speaking in tongues, screaming so loud it echoed down the hall.

“That’s right, baby. Scream,” he grabbed your face in his hand and his eyes bored into your soul which was halfway fucked out of your body, “Look at me when you cum,”

“Yes yes yes!,” you wailed. You could barely keep your eyes open as your jaw dropped as your body gave in, succumbing to his ways and convulsing in an orgasm.

“Keep cumming. Love feeling your pussy pull me in,”

God, he looked so heavenly above you, hair on his chest, glistening with a layer of sweat. Your toes curled so hard they cracked and it felt like you were experiencing astral projection.

“Come back down, baby. I’m not done with you yet” he pulled out and looped his arms around your thighs to pull you right to the edge of the bed so he could bury his face right in your pussy so he could devour you until you see the planets swirling around the room.

Bruce had a skilled tongue, and the way he flicked your clit had you flinching away from him. Another pit formed in your stomach and had you grabbing for your breasts for leverage. Two of his thick fingers easily pushed in you, curling up and moving back and forth in a come her motion. It made you weak every time. Fingering was a big weakness and had you gushing each time.

“Bruce!!,” you looked down to see him smirking at you, you both knew he was your undoing, “just like that, just like that, don’t stop, baby please!,”

Your clit throbbed in his mouth and he slurped up everything you had to offer, “Fuck, I love how good you taste.”

He removes his fingers and pushed them past your lips, ever the sharer he was. Watching his pink tongue swirling around your pussy, kissing your chocolate lips, with his fingers in your mouth that were once covered in your juices until they coated your tongue had you cunning in no time. Both hands on the back of his head as you announced another orgasm.

“That’s it baby, let them hear it. Let them know who you belong to,”

———

“Daddy, fuck!,”

“I told you they knew!!,” Steve hisses, “Now they’re gonna think we’re perverts for listening,”

“We literally get off on hearing them fuck- though I doubt they’re thinking that of us- they wouldn’t be wrong,” Tony adjusted himself in his jeans, and rested his head back against the back of the couch with a scotch in hand, “Little dove knows how much we wanted her so of course she’s gonna beg him to bang her brains out, it makes her loud and if she’s loud, we hear and if we hear, we crave her more. Attention greedy little sub- it’s quite cute,”

“How do you know she’s a sub?,” Bucky asks

“She’s a junior intern in college with a daddy kink. She’s had heart eyes for ‘Brucey’ ever since she walked through those doors. She loves older men, that’s why she likes to tease Tony too,” Natasha’s thighs clench at your pleas to be fucked faster, wishing she could just go get her strap and give it to you all night, “So I think it’s safe to say, little dove is a sub, a bratty one at that,”

Everyone knows of the times you’d purposely sass Bruce so he’d put you in your place, in front of everyone or not. No one really remembers how you two came to be, just one night they heard all the ruckus from Bruce’s room and the next morning you stalked out of his room, curls matted to your head, walking with a limp and marks covering your chest. You were grateful your class was cancelled that day.

“Choke me, Daddy. I need it- want you to feel my pulse pound for you... want you to f-feel it against your fingertips,”

Clint groaned and shook his head, “This girl is going to be the death of me,”

————

“Thats right, little dove. Your pulse pounds for me and only me,” nose touching yours, your held his hand tighter around you neck, wanting to see the Big Bang happen right in front you, you wanted to be choked out so hard you saw the universe being created.

“You look so pretty smiling while my hand is around your throat, cheeks damp from me fucking those cute little tears out of you,”

Your teeth dig into your lip as you looked up at him, body moving back and forth m the sheets from the force of him fucking you relentlessly. Your eyes began lulling closed so he removed his hand, your back arching off the bed with a gasp big enough to create a whole new generation.

You saw the Big Bang right in front of your eyes. Seeing a bunch of pretty colors, adoring the creation of the stars and planets.

“Oh, God,” Bruce moaned to himself. He was close. He turned you on your side, you curled your legs into your chest for comfort as you were getting the life fucked out of you to the point where you saw all your future lives- the lives after this one.

“D-Daddy I can’t take it- not another!,”

Your body was preparing you for another orgasm but damn, you were spent, over stimulated, you’d fall right into subspace and it wouldn’t take much right now.

“Be a good girl and take it, dove. You wanna be my good girl, don’t you?,”

———

“Y-Yes yes yes, daddy I d-do,”

“Oh she’s deep in it now,” Wanda smirked.

“That’s record time isn’t it?,” Sam looked at his watch. You two were going at it for a while before they decided to sit here and listen but by the sound of your shrill mewling, you’ve hit euphoria. They know just by your noises when you’ve hit subspace.

“Seriously just about to have a hand free orgasm because she... is killing me,” Tony ran a hand over his face and squeezed his eyes shut.

“I would be grossed out if I wasn’t in the same boat,” Bucky muttered.

Small mumbles of “me too” and “same” We’re heard from around the room.

“Cum in me, daddy. P-please!,”

“Oh God,” Nat hissed, hips bucking up into nothing

————

“Want you to come for me one more time before I give you what you want, baby,” his lips kissed your cheeks and shoulder, soothing you, knowing you’re feeling a million nerve endings being set on fire in this moment.

You couldn’t even announce that you were cumming, the words wouldn’t come. You became incoherent while your ears began ringing. The rhythm of his hips stuttered as your pussy gushed all over him.

You couldn’t even hear yourself as you let out the cry of a banshee.

Bruce bottomed out to cum deep inside of you.

“Such a good little dove,” he have a hard thrust, making sure to get his seed deep inside you. His body fell on top of yours while you whimpered and shook in cold chills. Bruce wiped the sweat and tears from your face to hold

It in his hands and pepper kisses here and there, “you did so good, dove. I’m not going anywhere,” after a few minutes, he pulled out and just laid beside you, massaging the convulsions out of your body and giving you sips of a drink to hush your hiccups and replenish any energy your lost.

“Let’s get you cleaned up,”

————

“I’m ashamed,” Wanda covers her face and walks away to her room.

“I’m not,” Tony shrugs, “That shit’s hot as fuck,”

“I’m... going to my room,” Steve rushed away and they all filed out one by one to their own rooms to either wash their shame away or add to it.

Tony say comfortably on the couch and chuckled to himself.

“Friday!,”

“Yes, Tony?,”

“Save the audio from Banner’s hall to the ‘listening party’ file, please”

————

i know it’s short and i apologize!! but i will make up for it 😭

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[dolphin-enthusiast]

Im on the phone with apple support because of reasons that I will not say because it's embarrassing, but the guy on the phone has the hottest fucking voice in the world what the fuck. If he didn't live in like, California, I would marry him right now, what the fuck. He's telling me what to do and guiding me through getting my apple shit fixed and now I'm simping over his voice and I had to give him my address. Man, if he knows what's good, he'll come to my house.

THIS IS LATE DHSHDHHS BUT N O OO THATS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE DUDE i literally go b o n k e r s absolutely m a d d o g whenever i hear a good fucking hot ass deep voice (tho it doesnt even have to be necessarily deep) like umm w i g s i r ???

[msiopao]

Taeseong with the Members

KOREAN BIG MINION

constantly teases joong with his height

joong keeps teasing him with his constant squinting

feeds into joong’s minion fascination and always buys anything minion tae sees

tae always calls him ‘appa’ and proves his point as joong is always having to drag him home from the studio

‘yah, enough with composing. the computer is making your eyesight worse’

calls joong ‘leader-nim’ and pesters him to death

‘leader-nim!’ ‘lEAdEr-Nim!’ ‘LEADER-NIM!’

‘wHAT tAESeoNg?!’

‘hi’

their long times in the studio made them really close and when tae gets into it, he GETS into IT

deep talks

the only person who can make tae open up

tae isnt emotional but tears up a little whenever joong reminds him that he’s always enough and completes ateez

‘min taeseong, im not talking to you as a leader, but as a brother. even when you think you’re dragging ateez down or lacking, you’re not. in fact, you always push us and you’re the glue that keeps us together. we are family and we never leave family behind.’

TOOTHLESS

tae always clings to hwa like a koala

calls him ‘eomma’

absolutely HATES tae’s smoking habits

‘YAH! MIN TAESEONG! if you’re going to smoke, do it away from the building!’

‘b-but, i’m in the,,,, balcony?’

‘get that AWAY FROM HERE, YOU HEAR?!’

helping hwa cook is tae and him’s bonding time

tae is constantly wowed by how handsome seonghwa is

number one seonghwa stan

favorite movie is How to Train Your Dragon because toothless looks like seonghwa

that one wave fancam of seonghwa? 

tae has seen it millions of times

in their vlives, seonghwa is always seen patting tae’s head and runs his fingers through his hair

always the first one to notice that tae’s down and when he’s not talking, seonghwa tells joong immediately

‘taeseong-ie acts like he’s so cool and manly all the time but he’s actually the biggest softie i know.’

EMMA WATSON FANBOY

sat through the Harry Potter movies and Beauty and the Beast movies for Emma Watson

awkward line 

clowns him a lot

‘uRi sAGuiLKKA?!’

‘istg child if you DONT STOP’

absolutely adores his birthmark

hates it when the makeup covers it because its precious and part of yeosang that’s being hidden from the world

‘first his lines now his beauty mark?’

they initially didnt get along since they both had kinda cold personalities but became close after that

tae loves to hear his voice and tae looks forward to the day that he gets more lines

yeosang tried to teach tae how to skate but tae just seems to never know how to balance

like seonghwa, tae gets so blown away with how beautiful yeosang is

tae tries not to stand between yeosang and seonghwa bc the amount of attractiveness and talent they radiate

‘we all have that but they just seem to radiate it more,, is it the increased handsomeness?’

tae always hugs him and stuff but cringes whenever yeosang so much as wraps an arm around his shoulders

‘seong is very weird. he loves to give affection but when its given back, he just has this face of discomfort. there’s no equality with him.’

HARRY POTTER STAN

harry potter fanboys

these two have Harry Potter marathons constantly

tae loves literature and books and finding someone else who likes harry potter in his group really made him happy

they’re the moodmakers of the group and are always hyper together

tae thinks mingi and yunho are the best dancers so he always tries his best to match to their level

both absolutely hate to wake up early and are by far the laziest members in the morning

poor san who has to wake them up and drag them out of bed

hides tae’s cigs and lighters and sometimes, throws them out

‘i swear i put it here. yunho, did you see it?’

*yunho shaking his head with an angelic innocent face*

tae’s not stupid tho so he knows it’s yunho throwing them out

ends up getting really angry w him and just,,,,

chaos

their room has a bunk and a twin bed and yunho sometimes steals tae’s bed and tae just letting him have it and sleep in the bottom bunk

kinda tiny so he loves wearing yunho’s sweaters 

‘tae and I are very similar so we do the same things and share everything like our clothes and bed. he doesnt like it when another member does it but since we were classmates in school, he’s comfortable with me.’

MOUNTAIN

absolutely ADORES his smile

i mean,,, look at that

tae loves to poke his dimples and tae just breaks out into giggles when san tries to bite his finger

shiber is their adopted child

whenever tae or san is feeling down, a plushie fixes everything

thats why san has so many of them

1/3 of yutaesan room

the devil gang gang

it was san first and tae got really fascinated and tried to mimick him

ended up perfecting it

rip atiny

san’s low self-esteem always made tae sad so he is always telling him how perfect and talented he is

but san also tries to give it back which never works since tae is a witty little demon

perfect example:

‘how is the most beautiful person in the world today?’

‘i dont know, choi san, how are you today?’

*blubbering nonsense*

tae dies a little inside everytime choi san makes cute little noises

‘CHOI SAN, say purple again’

affection and skinship 24/7

‘if min taeseong was a girl, i’d marry him on the spot.’

ICANNOTENGLISHI

look how perfect this man is sjikfdhfjd

N E ways

this tol boi makes tae feel real intimidated and scared

when they first met, tae actually tried to distance himself from mingi

had this scary vibe and aura from him

but when mingi laughed and giggled after mingi made a sarcastic remark

it was over,,

tae used to love piggyback rides from him but stopped when he had a back problem

instead just constantly backhugs him

when they were in kq fellaz, tae always stayed behind w mingi to practice some more

tried to teach him english but gave up because mingi couldnt stop laughing at tae

‘the way you speak it is just so funny!’

as a fellow rapper, tae is constantly wowed with mingi and has this small smile whenever he raps

deep voice for D A Y S

in australia, tae went with him to get medicine and wanted to help him badly but was too busy laughing 

another affection victim

‘i remember when tae was still this short little dude but now he’s almost my height. what have they been feeding them?’

GIGGLES

laughter and giggles 24/7

woo gives tae cheek kisses all the time and tae gags

but tae does the same thing to him

thinks grey-haired woo is the superior form of the perfection called jung wooyoung

shares the same adoration for BTS 

while woo likes jimin, tae loves taehyung

the rare times that tae gets drunk, woo is the only one he listens to

‘yah, mingi, call wooyoung. he needs to get him to bed’

‘wOoYOUnG?! WHERE?!’

atiny loves it during fanmeets that tae and woo sing together since tae trained to be a vocal and woo loves his voice

tae does whatever he can to make woo laugh 

addicted to his laugh

tae actually met woo’s parents and woo’s mom loves tae

whenever woo does anything sexy, tae just cringes and turns away

jung wooyoung say my name era is tae’s death

‘JUNG WOOYOUNG!!!’

tae just love wooyoung

periodt

‘even though we have a long schedule or practice, seeing tae makes everything more bearable.’

APPLE

TERRIFIED

jongho scares all of his hyungs but scares tae the most

when tae first saw him break an apple, his eyes practically bugged out of his head

refuses to go to the gym with jongho bc this boy is ripped and makes tae feel terrible

took tae a while to actually get used to him

now, tae squishes his cheeks and just hugs him very tight

‘my baby!!’

like how na jaemin is to park jisung

he stresses tae out sometimes 

tae constantly buys him food the most out of the members bc jongho is a growing boy 

we been knew that jongho just belts out some song and tae gets so startled all the time

it echoes throughout their dorm

can carry tae in one arm which terrifies his members more

‘is,,, is that??’

‘oh yeah, gucci released a new bag’

‘i’m the bag’

tae cried when jongho graduated and was like a mom and filmed the whole thing and took pictures

hates affection which makes tae give him more affection

tae and seonghwa are his moms

‘tae-hyung always wakes me up by hugging me but when i return the hug he leaves.’

yeosang: ‘maybe he’s scared that you will literally crush him to death?’

[bookishbea]

Black Friday Reaction

Okay so I’ll be live tweeting Black Friday but none of it will have any sense to it but it’ll just be my reactions

1. The Paul thing is really bothering me

2. I really love the mention of the other characters

3. If Jane is mention is the story about the mom mentioned some more

4. Is the delivery man ted (cause he’s also a sleazeball

5. It’s weird seeing Cory not play a pure bean

6. I love California MIA

7. The little sister (Im sorry I’m bad at names) I self project as autistic and she something else idk

8. Did anyone else noticed Robert’s Australian accent come out?

9. Like I said this is out of order so yeah but I personally think the second song in the show was very shocking as I’m not used to very serious starkid songs

10. When Robert gestures smoking i think its lowkey a refrence to the smoke club

11. I have a crush on lex

12. I love Lauren’s charecter so much

13. I love the name linda becuase it could be like a karen without using that name

14. Not to get poltical but i choose to belive they made an antivax joke

15. Also the marvel nerd in me loves the name becky barnes

16. I know its probaly not on purpose but joeys charecters costume in line looks like the homeless guy’s one

17. Jaimey is great as always

18. The conversation is so cringe i love it

19. I kinda hope torture porn is a fanfic refrence (i know most people would want me to say spies are forever but nope)

20. I love Lauren but shouldnt her accent be included when she sings

21. I love Jeff’s reaction

22. I may get some hate for this but what was bothering me in tgwdlm and i notice in starkid is lack of fan comments in the captions

23. As a theatre fan i love the toy zone song (i am not sure if thats the right name) espcially the do wop becuase it reminds me of older musicals

24. Also since i watched tgwdlm and black friday a day apart its weird to come from songs happening because they are infected to songs happening cause its a musical

25. i love the love the line we are not relaibly to anyone who dies becuase they clearly show in the trailer that someone will die (this is not a spoiler if you watch the trailer for Black Friday)

26. I love Corey but when he dances i notice a bulge (i am not a perv he makes it very obvious)

27. So i rewinded it to make sure i wanst going crazy and realized something as lex says the pepper spray line. She would be good as janis ian

28. I love the touch money part its so cute even if its not supposed to be

29. Jaime plays a perv really well

30. I love Jon’s charecter its hilarious

31. Also i love jon and lauren interactions so it was cool seeing them together not as paul and emma

32. I love seeing more of Jon because although hes reaally good at playing paul paul doesnt have any flavor and its cool seeing jon do something diffrent

33. Jeff’s fuck you

34. Okay I was right it was the homeless guy and i bet the money is paul’s money

35. And this is not a sterotpye as i am jewish myself but i bet Laurens charecter is jewish

36. Its sad that the price thing is true

37. So i am a theatre fan and do not watch got but that music kinda reminds me of got

38. Cant tell if jeff’s charecter is gay and a perv or just a perv (i realzie this could be mmisinterpreted as homophobic i just mean to say that jamie’s charecter just seems like a full out perv where as i cant tell with jeff’s)

39. Obviously you shouldnt be that insane but i do like the lines about how you are in charge of life and dont care about what others think. its goood life advice

39. Looks like Paul’s boss got his wish

40. They are all idiots for holding up the doll when everyone wants to get it

41. Corey’s charecter is like shit, money isnt that imporant

42. Becky why are you a part of this you have moral high ground (yes i am ignorning the fact that cast usually join in dance numbers even if their charecter isnt a part of it)

43. Shouldnt tom get ptsd (see above)

44. Lex you already have one (see above)

45. So i may be overthinking things but how curt says never should settle is in the tune of spies are forever

46. Is it just me or did anyone else notice when the security guard comes in the tune of show me your hands comes in

47. I dont know why but i do love soft bullies because hes like hey im punching you but only for the kid

48. Some may say its schizo or something hannah has but its anxiery or something from how shes expressing it

49. I feel like hannah has a superpower and can tell whats happening

50. Maybe webby is actually wiggly

51. Baby (both hannah and robert)

52. Please tell me my babies not dead

53. Jon’s eee is adorable and silly

54. Wait hes alive

55. Wait no hes dead, im sad liek starkid is supposed to be fun and happy this is the darkest star kid yet. Even oregon deaths were silly

56. I love starkid but this is making me anxious i cant tell if its good anxious or bad anxious

57. Also i relate to the black and white thing not fully but liek whenever i dont feel well sometimes my brain is overstimulating but only in my head its very hard to explain 

58. Also i think sometimes kids on the spectrum and im not an expert but i do have it kind of make a friend in their head and i do that too sometimes just to give me advice

59. Also i hope they dont get rid of the black and white as sometimes people go more crazy without the figurative voice in their head

60. Like i said this is going to be random order so i like that emma adopted paul;s Okay and no im not making a tfios refrence

61. Poor Tim

62. Poor becky but even less

63. i thought they were supposed to be mad at g-d but in this and tgwdlm they like g-d

64. I cant tell the other pins on joey’s jacket but the first two i notice are mr wiggly and paul

65. I love Lauren’s acting you can see the very sublte sadness in her

66. Lauren and Joey together ahhhh

67. I know its probaly not a big deal but they should give a seziure warning before the tv scene

68. Did they reuse curts spies are forever outfit

69. Really starkid the obama refrence seriously, i cant tell if im mad or laughing 

70. How did Bob get one

71. I do realize they are talking irl but i cant help but wonder if the nazis were a spies are forever refrence

72. Does wiggly have a special power or something 

73. I think its similar to the metero the closer you are the more power it has over you

74. The starkid special effects we all know and love

75. Also is that mcnamara

76. Also maybe shooting it (the doll) does the same thing that shooting the affceted does. Give them no power

77. I cant tell what the music reminds me of exactly but the tune does kinda refrence a diffrent star kid song

78. Jeff looks so proud of himself for the peeps line

79. I love the purposeful i presume reuse of lines

80. Is peip like men in black

81. Also hatchetfield kind of reminds me of night vale

82. Is the black and white like the upside down?

83. I wonder if the point was purposeful since someone was filming or just choreographed

84. Yes Jon Singing!!!!!

85. I love the act two opener

86. Did his parents really name him christmas?!?

87. Oh hes literally related to santa

88. I love lauren and joey as eleves

89. Noel another christmas name

90. Isnt the little dance move like a genie move or something

91. Its so cute that she insitincitvely went to their seats

92. Also carving is goals

93. Even though its a penis its still goals

94. I know what you are, say it, santa clause

95. Tom dont yell at your girl

96. Poor Tom

97. But also dont make this about you

98. They probaly werent the head of the school since they were nice, i am sorry but thats true

99. Yass girl fight his ass

100. Also the theatre kid in me is picturing all that jazz

101. he ran into my knife he ran into my knife ten times

102. Yes Becky’s husband (i forget the name sue me) is bad but i feel like becky is more sinister then we realize

103. Becky’s line even if it isnt meant to be is so funny

104. The girl who plays Becky could play Barbara

105. I love how Joey and Lauren look into the camera

106. Jamie saying santa awww such a pure bean

107. The person in the wiggly onsie is goals

108. Matrix glasses for the win

109. Is wilbur a refrence to Charelots Web?

110. Its a cult a cult of wiggly

111. I feel like Sherman young is around 30-40

112. I love how its mommy to sound less pervy

113. Oh wait never mind Linda is mom

114. Shit thats fucked up they killed him

115. I am right a jew no non jew says mensch

116. To quote jared klienman kinky (shoe kiss scene)

117. Also i love this song the adore song

118. Why does them picking up Lauren give me Draco vibes

119. Wait he isnt dead?? im so confused

120. Wait he is dead???

121. Also ethan is creepy now

122. But Roberts expressions are goals

123. Robert your proffesor hidgens is showing

124. What the how does he know her name

125. Savage Wiggly

126. Wiggly is more funny than scary

127. But my poor baby dont be scared

128. What the fuck tom

129. Also poor baby number two

130. At first you think becky is made about him hurting a child but no its about the doll

131. What the fuck Becky

132. Also I wonder if thats the same serum that Hidgens used

133. Tom yelling at the audince is hilarious

134. Also Becky singing is giving me little shop vibes

135. Becky are you drunk or something you so stupid

136. But yayy my baby doesnt get hurt

137. More starkid special effects

138. Also the lighting nod to tgwdlm

139. Also why did they take my baby (see i told you random)

140. So the perv is wiggly

141. Also if he can appear in regular formation on earth why does he need to be the doll

142. Oh wait never mind he explains it

143. Joey talking to the audience and making them hold the apple is goals

144. I love Joey’s song

145. MIA = Missing in Action = Made in America

146. Wait im wrong Joey cant be Wiggly unless he has super powers he cant be in two places at once

147. I know they dont mean sex but still wtf

148. Lauren looks so done i cant

149. Seziure warning after mr presidnet leaves the black and white

150. Unless it was purposeful they should have hidden the dolls better backstage

151. Wait didnt hannah say something about two doors earlier?

152. Seriously Sherman ponies

153. I love the going back line

154. My poor baby lex

155. No Lex dont die not you too

156. Haha throwback to tgwdlm

157. Yes baby you got the gun

158. Also die perv die

159. Eagle screeching is goals

160. Yes lex use that logic

161. Also it makes sense only the adults can be brainwashed

162. There were only adults no children, scary (not sarcastic i promise)

163. Seriously starkid Fortnight

164. Thats why you should never fully grow up

165. Woah what Lex says is deep

166. Yessss Tom

167. Wait Tom dont hold the gun

168. Wait is Charolette alive or just a reuse of costume, if so why would they have jaimie wear it

169. No dont take her magic hat

170. Haha stupid hats cant be magic only dolls obviously

171. Does lauren say something like fucking knife in another show too?

172. Lauren screaming gives me my father will hear about this vibes

173. Also give my baby her hat back

174. Yass Lauren get it girl (i do realize shes playing the villian but still)

175. Yass Robert get it

176. Even though shes a viilain i dont like seeing Lauren get killed

177. But also how did they get the bullet wound on her so quick im impressed

178. Haha the way Gary stops everything to talk to gerald is goals

179. Like hes like oh shit money

180. And then hes like oh wait i have to pretend to care

181. I love how exagerated their dying is

182. Thats an impressive quick change

183. Yess Emma Hidgens

184. But also no hell fuck up again

185. Also Paul interupting is goals

186. Haha hannah you go girl

187. First off I love the song

188. Song off Hannah’s voice

189. Is paul scared normal or because of the hive

190. Wait all the tgwdlm charecters are back like nothing happened im confused

191. Haha the Hatchfield band is back

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thanks for the tag @insert-cleverurl! lets see how many ppl i know asdfghjkl

rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better

name: Li

nickname: don’t really have one? some of my friends call me Bee so I guess that counts

zodiac sign: Pisces I think

height: i like to say i’m 5’6” (abt 167 cm ig)

language(s): English, and yes i’m the hapless gay who’s also trying to learn Latin

nationality: American

favorite season: fall. hands down no question it is warm but without allergies i love it

favorite flower: ok theoretically i like red roses bc i find the greek myth behind them fascinating but in practice violets are pretty and dandelions are neat

favorite scent: apple cider. for some reason apple + cinnamon is very cool

favorite color: occasionally i’ll go down a spiral attached to a certain color but atm all colors are the same

favorite animal: bumblebees :D

favorite fictional characters: oh god here we go okay so there’s Meg Masters, Charlie Bradbury, Ruby, Anna Milton, Adam Milligan, Gabriel, and the slighted Samandriel (all from Supernatural), then there’s Amy Pond, Donna Noble, and Thirteen (all from Doctor Who), and then there’s Merlin and Morgana (from BBC Merlin), and then there’s Carol Danvers (marvel has no rights but She Does), and there are still so many more but I don’t want to write an essay so I’ll stop there

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: i like all of them! coffee & tea are probly tied for 1st and then hot cocoa is 3rd

average sleep hours: during school year my sleep schedule is a roulette wheel but atm it’s summer so i’m getting 9 or 10 hours

number of blankets you sleep with: had to go count them but the total atm is 6

dream trip: Away. i want to go literally anywhere w/my friends just Get Me Away

blog established: uhhh late 2017? i wasn’t very active for a period of time so in practice probably somewhere in 2018

followers: 97 on this blog

random fact: recently i have started a collection of rings! my favorite one so far has a honeycomb design n i wear it all the time

okay i’ll tag uh @starrlightwolf @scarletandhersides (if u guys want to) um @thatbackgroundslytherin @jaskiegg @greyscalegay @pepperland-timelord @devil-in-my-boots @satans-poptarts @pepperatthedisco (oh god thats only 9 uh sorry guys y’all can just ignore this) @rxsewritestoo @spnfinalseason (okay thats 11 thats enough for me i dont want to bother yall feel free to ignore this) (oh also if u come across this and i didn’t tag u feel free to do it anyways just say i did :D)

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BLACK FRIDAY THOUGHTS PART TWO

A complete compilation of my thoughts throughout the musicals second half,,, this bois going to be real long bc I have a lot of thoughts lol

Now without @drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces :(

Yep dumbledore can still sing

Omg his voice

This song is going to make me cry aaaaa

Becky: you don’t look at all the same as I remember

Me: yeah no shit dumbledore grew a beard

Jesus,,,,, theyre just going to go for it right there,,,,,, ookay

Wtaf is this movie they’re watching

HOLY SHIT HER VOICE IS /PRETTY/ HER RANGE IS HUGE!!!

Idk if this is an unpopular opinion bc no one has an opinion yet but Becky and toms song is the cutest one ever and a bop and I love it

Jesus they payed for a balcony and they’re going to fucking use it aren’t they

WELCOME TO PEIP HQ IM SO DOWN FOR THAT

OH THERE ARE MANY DIMENSIONS????? U GONNA EXPLAIN THAT MR GENERAL MACNAMARA????

The black and white isn’t that what lexs sister was on about

Wiggly is the king u wot m8

President kurt knows nothing about anything and that’s a mood

So if the next movie isn’t about ‘13 years ago’ imma freak

U WANNA SEND ME INTO THE FUCKIN TWILIGHT ZONE AND HAVE DINNER WITH THE DEVIL??????!?!!

NO!!! FUCK THAT!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!!

^^^president kurt quotes

In short, mr president, we are trying to stop the birth

*dramatic piano*

Of a god.

*dRAMATIC PIANO*

It’s good score tho 10/10

Sherman young

Nuff said

After today’s great battle???

Faith in the one true god!! All hail wiggly!!!

My new religion lol

LET LAKESIDE MALL BE A NEW JERUSALEM!!!!

*cue joey and Robert just screaming wiggly for like 5 mins straight*

NO THEY FOUND LEX

OH YEAH FUCKIN KILL THEM!!!

Who????????

FUCK YEAH LINDA

CULT??? NO! ITS A NEW EXCITING RELIGION THAT I STARTED!!!!

Yeah Gerald

She pronounces Cinnabon as see-nah-bohn what’s up with that lol

I NEED A WIGGLY DOLL...... IDEALLY FOUR OF THEM!!!

IVE MET GOD. HE HAD NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT YOU.

*cue people dying and their mics stopping working*

Holy fuck they all wanna kill Hannah now (lexs sister gets a name now apparently)

LAUREN I LOVE YOU AS A VILLAIN

I would kneel before villain Lauren any day

I will deestroy everything, and then I will deestroy everything, and then I will deestroy everything and then I will oh shit it’s Gerald.

While I don’t want you to think for yourselves I do want you to understand what I mean when I say my evil shit

I’m sorry that choreo is a yike

ETHAN DARLING COME BACK I MISS YOU <<<333333

IM CRYING NOW

He’s in the black and white now we’ll that sounds like shit

NOT ETHAN

Hannah is the unsung hero of this musical so far

*said in wiggly voice* well, webby (Hannah’s spider imaginary friend who I think is gonna be the deus ex machina of this thing) is a stupid bitch!

Rotten little banana. I’m going to peel you. I’m going to split you in two. I’m going to eat you Hannah. I’m going to eat you right now. *all said in dramatic wiggly voice*

Aaand their mics broke again

We don’t get tricked! We’re grown ups!

And Becky and Tom are immediately evil the second they see the wiggly bc of course they are

Jesus beckys the villain???????

Welcome to the musical where everyone gets a villain song AND a hero song??????

Her voice is still beautiful

*Prancing around* DO YOU WANT SOME CANDYYYYY??????

She’s still wearing ethans hat my heart is going to go oh my god

And he just,,,,, leaves Becky to die?????

President Kurt in a space suit oh my god

And America is great again is playing in the background

MACNAMARA SAID ‘GODSPEED’ AND IS THAT A CATCHPHRASE I SENSE THERE

Yeah no president kurt can’t do foreign policy

His name is like howie or something but imma call him president kurt just like Tom was dumbledore for like the first half of this mess

Oh fuck joeys character is here and he’s gonna FUCK PREZ KURT UP

He’s eating an apple that means he’s a asshole

Holy fuck joeys character is like the ultimate capitalist

And also terrifying holy shit

NO MACNAMARA DONT GO IN THERE

Joeys character: Do you think that in the Netherlands they’d care about some toy??? Nah!!! They’re too busy with their free vacations and FREE healthcare!!

(When I refer to joeys character I mean the evil one he just doesn’t have a name yet so idk what to call him)

And joey can still sing I love him

His voice is so good and this whole villain is giving me spies are forever flashbacks

I have absolutely no fuckin clue what’s going on rn

Holy fuck joeys voice is so beautiful and his range is killing me

I take back what I said earlier this song is the best one bc joey

Holy fuck someone just hit like a high d and I have no clue who it was bc the video quality is not the greatest

JESUS THATS TERRIFYING

THE FUCK YOU MEAN DONT BE FRIGHTENED THATS MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON

LOOK AT THIS FUCKER JESUS CHRIST

Wiggly is so scary because he speaks like a child and those are scary

MACNAMARA EX MACHINA

Mac: BEGONE

Prez kurt: SORRY JOHN I FUCKED IT UP

THATS THE HOOK FROM NOT YOUR SEED ISNT IT HOLY SHIT

Joeys voice and acting is gonna kill me

Yeah made in America is the shit

MAC NO U CANT DIE U DIE IN TGWDLM

Also the black and white is a dumb as shit name for an alternate reality

Prez kurt: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

*wiggly voice* Uh-oh mr prezzy-wez. It seems you’ve misplaced your bomby-womb.

Well shits about to go down

I’m calling it the bomb bombed the White House

Oop no they’ve only gone and lost Moscow

Well fuck here comes ww3 I guess

And prez kurt is definitely insane in the brain

ITS THE HOOK AGAIN THE ‘ALIENS INVADING MINDS’ BIT OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE A MUSICAL GENIUS

Jesus Sherman is a weird fuck and lex is kinda clever I guess it’s a shame we haven’t seen her for most of the musical

Lex: I THREW EM IN THE FUCKIN TRASH

LEX BABY NO DONT DIE

Lex: Is this what I live for? To be choked in a toy store?

Lexs beautiful song is this musicals version of not your seed but depression

And her voice is /pretty/

MAC?????????????

WHAT??????????????

OH MY GOD HE IS AUTHORISING HER TO USE HIS FIREARM YES QUEEN

I’m sorry lex and Hannah can do what

Jeffs voice kills me him and joey need a duet and that would be the end of me

What did lex just do in so confused

MAC DID THE SALUTE IMMA CRY YALL

And we’re back with Tom

Oh fuck lex is gonna shoot tom

Hold up Tom names his son Tim

Wiggly is playing mind tricks now yikes

Lex: KIDS DONT WANT THAT PEICE OF SHIT!!!

Tom: wat

Lex: THEYRE ALL INTO FORTNITE DUDE!!!!!

So the doll can only fuck with adults not kids???

Jesus Christ this is depressing

U wot lex

Lex: YOURE LIKE 40!!!!! YOU PROBABLY THINK YOURE LIFE IS OVER!!!!

Holy fuck this shit is deep

Wait lex still doesn’t know about Ethan oh my god

And Dylan gets another hero song holy fuck just give Robert a song already everyone else has one

At the same time though this is S a d

I’m not crying you’re crying

YES DUMBLEDORE U HIT THAT HIGH NOTE

Tom: in fact you’re real fuckin ugly

Me: yeah no shit

Lex: FUCK YEAH!!!! Should i move these boxes first?

*cue very clever scene change*

Yeah Gerald no one wants to talk to u

Oh my god Linda leave Hannah and ethans hat alone my heart is breaking for Hannah

Linda: is this some kind of a jooooke?????

They’re gonna set one of their dolls on fire ok ok ok this is fine

More villain songs ookay

If someone could tell me what the fuck is going on in this scene I’d be very impressed

Evil yoga

YES LAUREN U QUEEN

HOLY FUCK IS THAT CHARLOTTE??????

OH MY GOD ITS JAIME IN THE CHARLOTTE COSTUME IT IS CHARLOTTE HOLY SHIT

ITS CHARLOTTE AND THE HOMELESS DUDE HOLY SHIT

The choreo is...... interesting

Cue Robert not-Corey and Lauren being the only good dancers and getting special choreo

FUCK YEAH BECKY WITH THE GUN

LINDA NO

Ookay so everyone’s on fire this is fine

Emma and Paul ex machina

SOMEBODY NUKED MOSCOW!

paul is family third wheeling

YOU KNOW, SHE HAS THIS KOOKY RECLUSIVE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR

*audience fucking looses their shit*

WHO LIVES ON THE EDGE OF TOWN

Paul is having an existential crisi because he sHOULD HAVE WORN A WATCH

Someone’s gonna fall of that staircase by the end of this performance

HOLY FUCK ITS THE HOT CHOCOLATE KID

IT IS THE HOT CHOCOLATE KID OH NY GODDDDD

LOOK AT HIM

It’s the what if tomorrow comes bit!!!!!!!

Okay again this choreo is interesting but the vocals are all S t u n n i n g

They’re literally counting down until the end of the show imma loose my shit that’s the least subtle they’ve been during the entire show

Hang on hang on hang on hang on haaaaang on right there

Did lex just never find out that her boyfriend died we were deprived of a heart wrenching moment when she found out about Ethan

Like jeez I cried and I barely knew him she was dating the guy and just... didn’t ask about him????

ITS THE HOOK AGAIN

That’s it!!!!! Those were my thoughts the first time I watched this through!!!!!!!

Scream at me in the notes with any questions and I’ll try answer them :)