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[kuuuuro]

From here!

Nightmare belongs to @jokublog

Killer belongs to @rahafwabas

Horror belongs to @horrortalecomic

[pwurrz]

long time no incorrect quote

[atsumwah]

hanma : i'd kill for you ♡

y/n : ...

hanma : please ask me to kill for you

[icarustypicalfall]

Cod men in a mall??

I am bored, so i am shoving all of them in a mall. This is supposed to be funny, idk man.

Silly drabbles for TF141, Vaqueros, phil and könig.

warnings: none! fluff :) proofread but might contain some faults

credit to owner for the divider I don't know to who it belongs!!

masterpost • AO3

Ghost

He didn't want to go.

After giving him the cutest puppy eyes he said yes.

"I don't want to spend three hours in makeup stores"

He gave you the Ultimest glare as you passed by the shop in question.

Ended looking around for perfumes and breaking one by accident.

The employee was too scared to confront him.

You tried to convince him into buying an green hoodie with cat ears.

*typical ghost glare*

Was happy when they said they didn't have his size.

Now imagine him wearing the same sweater, looking like a crop top on him while you took pics.

Never went to the mall with you again

"no chance not going"

(he said yes lol)

John Price

Spent good five minutes fighting with an employee over the way a cuppa should be made.

You tried on multiple bucket hats and took pics. He was grinning the whole time. :(

"John, do you think I can buy this mall?"

"Absolutely not Love."

He'd buy it for you if you asked, though.

You thrifted together some vintage sweaters and wore them over hot drinks, the same night.

He is the sanest of them all. (optional)

Gaz :)

He needed to restock, so you went to the mall.

You wanted to sit in the cart, and so did he.

Both of you sat in the cart, ended bumping in the vegetable section and kicked out.

You can't go there together anymore.

For the rest of the afternoon, you ate ice cream and threw a coin in the Fontaine

"Nah but seriously, love, I'd go into that bloody pool and collect all the money. A legit fortune for us, yeah?"

Soap Johnny Mactavish

He wanted to get a weighted blanket, considering the cold weather in the base.

He jokingly wrapped you in it.

You couldn't move and looked like a worm.

"Ya look funny, lassie. Liile worm, go.."

Soap wrapped himself in a weighted blanket as well and you made a race on who'll reach the paying section first. The owners wasn't very happy.

**

You took pictures in a photobooth, you frowned in annoyance at the first set, with Soap giving you bunny ears behind your back.

Although, it was cute.

That.. until a raccon randomly barged in. The astonishment was priceless and the pictures remain in your wallets.

Soap begged to keep the raccoon.

(It bit him.)

Alejandro Vargas

He wanted to buy you something special.

He didn't mind the price, while your eyes lagged at the series of zeros in the tag.

He shoved everything your eyes laid on in the basquet, calling it a day.

You had to hold him or else he'd buy the whole section.

He ended surprising you with a bracelet, one you always gazed at whenever you came.

He shushed you before you even open your mouth, smiling.

"nonono cariño, no thanks, i am all yours."

:')

Rudy Parra

:(

Sweet boy just wanted to buy a book.

He heard about a certain section in the library and wanted to check it out with you.

(you see where this is going)

You both chose a book, thinking the cute cover was a projection of what lays on the papers.

Wrong.

Two words in, you gazed at each other, put the book on the shelf and went to get a film.

You never entered that section again.

Aside from this, you had so much fun chosing each other fits and trying them on.

Phillip Graves

He is a proud American, of course.

Having his alarm as the national Anthem and riding to the sun with the eagle on his shoulder.

Anyway..

Phil practically begged you to get a certain pyjama, red white and blue to match his own.

He took your no to heart and gave you a cold shoulder (for five minutes only, he trailed afterwards on your feet like a lost puppy.)

He kept a hand around your waist, glaring at men who's gaze lingered on you.

"Eh darlin, there is no point in buying new sweaters, mine are yours. It suits you perfectly, beautiful!"

könig

He wanted new pants, and your opinion, so you went together.

And meanwhile you might think this is an easy task, allow me to say "NUH UH"

Have you seen this man?

He tried a pair of cargo pants, claiming it is his size.

Two steps in, the material ripped apart.

He took it off and, ever so calmly, he returned it in the back of the pile, as if nothing happened.

You left the store, and he uttered, pulling you to his side for warmth

"It's alright, not the first time, Maus.. They should make pants more stretchy, ja?"

[manjiroia]

Y/ᑎ: What does BDSM mean?

ᖇᗩᑎ: Bondage-

ᖇIᑎᗪOᙀ, 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING–

[neapolitanupsidedowncake]

person 1: I'm like, really fast at math. person 2: mhm, what's 30x17? person 1: 47 person 2: That's not even close person 1: But it was fast.

bokuaka, ushiten, solangelo, kamijirou, percabeth

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Can you do a Chendy quote? If you don’t mind 😁

Chelia: Are you nervous?

Wendy: Yes.

Chelia: Is this your first time?

Wendy: No, I've been nervous plenty of times.

[irenedrew]

KinnPorsche characters as John Mulaney memes

Kinn:

Porsche:

Vegas:

Pete:

Kim:

Chay:

Tankhun:

Gun:

Ken:

Big:

[sunsethw4]

TWST INCORRECT QUOTES 13

*lilia teaching teaching baby mal qualities that will make him a good ruler in the future*

lilia: respect, power–

baby malleus: BANANA :D

lilia: …. BANANA >:D

[cosmicstarlatte]

Scared MC Officially Comes Out (unspecified)🏳️‍🌈

Beel: Are you okay?

Belphie: You seem down?

Satan: What's wrong?

MC: Can I tell you guys something?

Asmo: Hun, you can tell us anything, you know that

MC: (Hesitates)

MC: I never...really officially came out. I was always scared

MC: B-but this year feels different...I'm finally ready

MC (crying): T-this...this is me finally coming out!

MC: I j-just really want to...c-celebrate pride month in the open this year. I want to be loud & proud with everyone else!!!

Satan: We will be there right beside you

Levi: Every step of the way

Mammon: We will always support ya...no matter what!

Lucifer (kissing MC's forehead): I'm so very proud of you. We all are. We love you. -♡

[pwurrz]

the clan, in any given situation:

quincy: don’t stick your hand in the hole of pain and agony.

eiden: hmmm i don’t know guys, maybe we should stick our hands in the hole of pain and agony..

someone, probably garu or yakumo: but.. what if we need to stick our hand in the hole of pain and agony!?

rei: you should stick your hand in the hole of pain and agony (genuinely curious)

kuya: you should stick your hand in the hole of pain and agony :) (maliciously)

[ballad-of-birdy-lamb]

Coriolanus couldn't handle all that. Me, on the other hand, I could.

[atsumwah]

matsukawa : why aren't you dating anyone?

y/n : because i have strict parents. why aren't you dating anyone?

matsukawa : because you have strict parents ♡

[icarustypicalfall]

They are getting out of hand

MASTERPOST

(out of hand? i got out of hand once!)

whops my version of ghost is feeling silly today

[manjiroia]

- 𝒾𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝐻𝒬 , 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓀𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓃 -

Sᗩᑎᘔᙀ: is it hot in here? or is it just you?

Y/ᑎ: YOU ARE ON FIRE- STOP FLIRTING DUMBASS-

Sᗩᑎᘔᙀ: your on fire too~ ;)

Y/ᑎ: OH MY GOD-

Sᗩᑎᘔᙀ: heheh, you said that last night too

Y/ᑎ , 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦: STOP-

[highpri3stess]

POV: You're me and you go on a blind date with manila! Izana.

Me: oh he looks cute. maybe this isn't so bad after all 😍

An hour later

Me: This mf is nuts.