#🐸.anon

[theemporium]

I love kimi and I always get so surprised when he posts of instagram

-🐸

it’s adorable when he posts about his kids😭

[nottsangel]

https://x.com/jerkedx/status/1830546856276869274?s=46&t=28Fl7eXogs2MxqzvTcZf2g

Best friend!theo after you got broken up with and he convinced you getting dicked down would take your mind off of things (little does he know you got broken up with because you moaned his name during sex with your ex)

-🐸

porn link

note to self: don’t click on porn links right after you wake up

[jiwon1es]

I see Yujin taking such good care of kids like I imagine her getting along so well with your neice or nephew or smth like that🥺 She would also be an amazing mom and a great gf to reader who alr has a kid 😔 I jst love her sm 😔🤭

- I wanna be your 🐸 anon

pairing: wife!yujin x fem!reader

genre: fluff

hi 🐸 anon! i changed a little bit, hope that's okay! i hope you like this, this was really really cute.

yujin has the kindest heart of all, it was no surprise. everyone gets dragged in to her, her beautiful energy being so contagious that no matter where you are you just want to be near her and that was one of the things that got you head over heels for her, even starting to think if it’s really possible for someone like her to exist. she was so charismatic, even your family was enchanted! always asking questions like “when does she come back?”, “is she staying?”, “how is yujin doing?”. it was inevitable to think about a future with her. she was so nice to everyone, and everything took a turn the moment you saw her playing with your little cousins at a family dinner. she kept her brightest smile on her face while hearing the little kids laugh so hard at her jokes. maybe it was too soon to be picturing her with the kids of your own, but how could you not?

“she is so pretty! can she be my girlfriend too?” the little kid asked with anticipation at you. everyone was laughing at him.

“absolutely not! she’s yn’s!” his twin defended your girlfriend, hugging her tightly and making sure her brother won’t get closer.

“how come you be so patient with them? i barely can do it myself.” you ask, staring at the girls hugging with adoration.

“i don’t know, they’re just so cute and remind me of you.” you giggle, grabbing the glass of water in front of you and drinking. “who knows, maybe years later you will be carrying little ahn.” and you choked.

at your 19, talking about a family or even a future together was a big topic. both of you were still so young and you never liked to think about the future without feeling empty or scared at the road ahead, but somehow… being right by her side made everything look nice, no longer feeling worried or lost. so, it was still crazy to even imagine it, but it wasn’t that bad. you were actually dying for the day you could call ahn yujin your wife.

then, it happens. your eyes can’t leave the view in front of them and you can’t stop thinking about how did all of that happen. the litte girl’s laughter is filling your ears like a melodic song, praying for your wife’s hands to stop tickling her.

“mommy! please help me!” she calls you, laughing and trying to escape from the embrace.

“if mommy ever dares to help you… she’s gonna fall too!” and your daughter screams.

“how can this monster go away?” you ask, pretending to be worried. you see how they stop fighting, both of them waiting for you to jump in.

“kisses!” your daughter yells.

“yeah kisses!” yujin supports your daughter’s decision. of course your wife would never stop being a cute puppy totally in love with you, desperate for your love and affection.

“is that so?” you cross your arms, genuinely curious about what can set your daughter free. you step closer and yujin caught once again the little girl in her arms.

“kiss her!”

yujin was happily waiting for the kiss, with her eyes closed and trying not to smile. then, you place your hands on her face, pulling her in for the kiss. a squeak can be heard from the little girl that is now jumping excited at the sight of her two moms kissing. now she is free to go, but decides to stay and try to separate the two of you.

“mommy! what if she traps you?” yujin laughs, because that’s exactly what she wants to do.

[permitoffice]

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[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

We're back to 0!!!!!

🐸

FUCK YEAH WE ARE IT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE DUKEXIETY LAST INTERACTED!!!

[ask-eyefestation]

*the water suddenly grows colder as Eyefestation can hear what sounds like a shark's whail*

[🐸]

*It perks up and immediately swims to the source*

[sea-lanterns]

Miko's child carrying her fox form like her upper body is the only part that the child can carry because she's too heavy of fluff

it's so cute the way her little feet are just dangling around while she lets her child carry her like a cat—

-🐸

MIKO’S CHILD JUST CARRYING HER WITH ABSOLUTELY NO BUTT SUPPORT 😭😭

Poor Miko is just dangling from her child’s arms, and when your child waddles into the kitchen with your wife in their hands, Miko looks up at you with a face that just reads “h e l p .” You’d have to teach your child not to pick up mommy like that next time, but gosh darn it is it the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.

Mama Miko has to be more careful about being in her fox form around children 💖

[sniigura]

WAIT can i pretty please hear more about the time in collage au! That the reader has forgotten? Like when Adam was just hopelessly pining for reader? Pretty pretty please 🥺

-🐸

YES OKAY

i tried hinting at it or maybe i just hallucinated it but in the fic i said that adam always starred at reader. since judas and reader had a on and off relationship whenever they were off adam tried to approach reader but reader was too far in her own head to realise that he was hitting on her lmao

adam tried to follow readers socials. multiple times. either he deleted the follow requests or reader rejected it. multiple times again. he stole readers number out of judas phone lmao he has had it for a while but he was too scared to text reader

hes down bad to a degree he tried to take the same classes as reader. he rarely was able to do that and if he succeeded reader was just surrounded by friends. so he just starred holes into readers head like the loser he is

always tried to flex during practice if reader was there. needed to always out do judas at every turn. he also always made sure that during important dates (anniversary, birthday) they HAD to have practice. because he’s horrible like that. caused lots of fights between reader and judas lmao

adam was so down bad he didn’t even tell lute. she suspected something but she didn’t have any evidence. and then adam struts in glowing and was like „guess who i fucked in the bathroom last night 😎“ and the puzzle was completed for lute

[antiendovents]

Saw a pro endo say its okay to not have any proof of being a endo because people believe in god without any proof.. It just makes me feel odd. as if those two are comparable in some way?? They obviously aren't.. Also hi again its me :3. - 🐸

yeah.. also do they not realise that religion is personal? You can't make other people believe in your religion and you can't force them to do things your religion says have to be done. So even if they were comparable (which they're not, one is a belief the other is just copying and stealing shit from a disorder) it wouldn't even be what they wanted it to be. Because no one would have to refer to them as plural since it's a "religious belief" (it's not)

Also hi! :3 🐸 anon, you always have great opinions, how does it feel to be so cool?

[octopiys]

Omg imagine:

Price: Soap, tie your shoes please you'll fall

Soap: No! I'm a big boy I can do what I want. *proceeds to fall stright on his face on his first step*

It's not as funny as it was in my head but still🤭

~🐸

RAHHHH NEW ANON🐸‼️‼️‼️

Some more incorrect quotes (I'm bored at work)

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Ghost: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Soap: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Ghost: Yes.

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Gaz: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?

Soap: Gaz, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Gaz: ...

Soap: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Gaz: ...

Soap: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Alejandro: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Graves, coming into a meeting looking disheveled and 10 minutes late: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Price: If I run and leap at Nikolai, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Price, running towards Nikolai: Coming in!

Nikolai: No! I’m holding coffee!

Nikolai: *Drops coffee and catches Price*

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Price: Soap, please tie your shoes, you're gonna fall.

Soap: Price, I'm a big boy.

Soap: I can do whatever I want.

Soap: you're not my dad.

Price, unfazed: you done?

Soap: yeah.

Soap, turning away: *trips and falls*

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Horangi, doing crossword: I need a long word for-

König: t-rex.

Horangi: ....what-

König: t-rex

König: but the long one.

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Rodolfo: I ran into Alejandro in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off

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Roach: Last week, König tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Gaz:

Gaz: oh my god.

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Gaz: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?

Ghost: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know.

Gaz: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.

Gaz: or Jimmy/John's.

Soap: hey

Price: hey

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Ghost: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Graves:

Graves: What?

Ghost: Good luck.

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Ghost: You’re an idiot.

Soap, grinning: That’s the charm.

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Soap: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Ghost: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

(Later)

Ghost: fuckin' hell, wait a minute-

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Uh because I've seen it a lot recently here is your reminder that Gaz erasure is NOT welcome on this blog. I love him sm. Gaz appreciation :D

[theemporium]

I just nocked my pinky toe bone outta place... so I've broken my toe before and it never really healed right so I still get pain time to time and it's like a bit zig zagged now. But I hit my toe in the bathtub and pain erupted from it and I just yes the night before my fucking concert I'm supposed to go to

Everything's fine

-🐸

aw bless😭I’m sorry to hear that!! I hope it’s not too bad and you can enjoy your concert!!!

[nottsangel]

Currently ovulating right and so my boyfriend Is not enjoying how I’m acting buttt

Bsf!theo would definitely track your cycle and act like it’s just him being a good friend but he would put a different cologne on, get his hair cut, and dress differently while you were ovulating just to watch the way you’d react. He is in for the long game and doesn’t plan on giving up. When you’d tell him about your last hook up or what you want to do to a guy he would imagine all the things he would do to you. And how different he would do them. He has you wrapped around his finger and you don’t even know it yet.

Brothers bsf!theo could sense when you’re ovulating, and he would take full advantage of it, offering to give you rides just so y’all could hook up in the back of his car. And imagine if he played sports and lost a game. “S’wet for me” “look at you” he would praise you knowing it just getting you wetter. Waiting for your brother to fall asleep would be the hard part, you sending him dirty messages and pictures while he’s with your brother.

-🐸 anon

i loveeee bsf!theo so much but REALISTICALLY i could never not fuck him on day one of meeting him 😔😔 anyway YEAHH i feel like he’d ask you all the details after you hooked up with some random guy so he can fantasise about it being him instead… AND BROTHERS BSF!THEO WOULD BE HORRIBLE he would tease you soooo much when you’re ovulating goddddd

[bxxth1ll]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

-Anon 🐸🍓

It's a gun.

[ryans-planet]

If 🦇is going to play with you, I want to as well, I don't think you'd be able to handle us both and not be able to cum all week

-🐸

Bifuwnfjajd both of you will absolutely ruin me I bet, I wanna be so good and not cum, yall r gonna make it so much harder 😭😭😭

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Remus calls Virgil his sling.

Because that's what baby spiders are called :3

🐸

S O B B I N G that's S O fucking cute P L E A S E!!!

[ask-eyefestation]

*a creature that appears to be a cross between a wolf and a leopard seal comes bounding through the halls with a green haired human riding on its back*

[🐸]

"Wha- WHAT THE HELL!?"