#(paraphrasing btw)

[bookwyrminspiration]

"it always should've been you" "if tonight we sleep in ravenel i will remove your collar come morning, as promised" and what if I died right here

[hydriadd]

“If you see any more of it, just start breaking it. Don’t give it time to spread”

Immediately gets beat tf up by his kids BECAUSE THIS FUCKER IS GETTING POSSESSED AND ITS ON HIS FUCKING SHOULDER

[kiingleoturtles]

Best thing to come out of Apology Tour had to be

"I've been listening to love ballads all morning but that's the GAYEST thing I've heard all day!

[oconist]

'it rains 1 every 3 days this month'... and the race weekend is three days... get someone that knows statistics on the calendar season meeting bro

[morgandekarios]

whenever morgan uses lay on hands on gale he always says "not how i wanted you to open your heart to me", he only ever says that to gale it's so sweet

[demonic0angel]

Things that happened at Thanksgiving today, but I make it DPxDC

Damian: … Richard? What are you doing?

Dick: *standing on the lawn and staring into the distance* I’ve been watching Danny try and struggle to park for the past fifteen minutes.

Damian: Oh. *also stops to watch* Have you seen Danielle and Jasmine come in?

Dick: Tbh, no. I’ve been watching Danny this entire time. And oh— oh! He stopped. Ooh, he turned around. He’s leaving. Damn, he gave up entirely and decided to park on the grass. Oh, he ran over Alfred’s bushes.

Damian:

Dick:

Damian: He won’t make it past the gates without Alfred sniping him.

Dick: Damn, you’re right.

————

Damian: *after Jason did something* what do you think you’re doing, Todd?

Jason: Lol, your mom

Damian: Actually, my mom only used you for her own goals. In fact, your mom abandoned you. Twice.

Jason:

Dick: Now, Damian, that’s not—

Damian: People who have had their mothers die in front of them should not speak.

Dick:

Damian: *pointing at Tim* And you! You may have had two parents at one point, but they definitely don’t consider you as their child! That’s why you had to stay with your neighbors so long! You’re an inconvenience!

Tim:

Stephanie: Hey now—

Damian: I don’t even want to hear you. Does your mother know you go out and fight crime? Does she even care?

Stephanie:

Damian: *looking at Cass* You too, Cassandra! But mommy issues wouldn’t be the least of your problems with your daddy issues as well!

Cass:

Damian: *turning around to Danny* And I didn’t forget about you, Fenton! No wonder you fit right in, your abandonment issues, raging teenage angst, and appearance makes you just at home, doesn’t it?!

Danny:

Tim: …. What about Jazz?

Jazz: *who’s been silent the entire time*

Damian:

Jazz:

Everybody else:

Damian: No, she’s a guest here. Why would I do that?

————

Dani: Pfft— Tim, Tim, can I— *can’t breathe from laughing too hard* can I touch your hair? It just looks so soft! *still laughing*

Tim: …?

Jazz and Danny: *also laughing their guts out*

Dani: *tries to reach for Tim but she keeps laughing and can’t focus on asking him* Your hair looks so soft— keheheh! C-Can I touch it??

Dani: *eventually swipes her finger under Tim’s nose and falls off of her chair from cackling so loud*

Tim: …..

Jason: *also bursting out in laughter* YOUR FACE!! BWAHAHAHAH

*Dani then proceeded to do this four more separate times with other people*

————

Dick: You know how Harley is back together with the Joker?

Dan: Yeah?

Dick: He cheated on Harley again.

Danny: *whirling around, flabbergasted* HUH?!

————

Dick: *carrying several bottles* Alright! Time for alcohol!

Jazz: Uhhh, Dick? Damian is right there—

Dick: He’s getting drunk tonight too!!

Everyone: ????

Damian: Yes! Alcoholism! *takes a plastic cup and takes a big gulp*

Dan: *looking at the bottle* This says sparkling apple cider?

Dick: Shhhh, just watch the show.

————

*dramatic screaming from other room*

Bruce: ….? What’s that?

Dick: Is that Jason? He sounds like he’s in pain

Bruce: *standing up* is he okay? Does he need help? Should I go and help him?! What’s happening—

Tim: Jason is playing ping pong with Dan and Danny. And losing really badly while Jazz is watching.

Bruce:

Dick:

Tim:

Bruce: oh.

[luanna801]

One of the things I find very endearing about Wei Wuxian as a protagonist is he's so earnestly appreciative wherever and whenever he sees skill or excellence on display. Even when it's from someone he doesn't particularly get along with, or in a situation where you'd expect him to have other priorities.

He's in middle of rankling Lan Wangji, but he can't help blurting out "Wow!! Great calligraphy!" because he's just so sincerely impressed. He's on a Top Secret Spying Mission but he's like "Wow!! Look at those amazing paintings on the wall! Gotta take a closer look!" He's watching Jin Guangyao's whole Villain Origin Story Flashback Sequence and forming an increasingly negative opinion of him, and he's still like "Wow!! You have to admire his self-control!"

There's this sense of almost wide-eyed innocence about it, like he goes through the world with such a love of beauty and skill wherever he sees it. And yes in the case of LWJ's calligraphy he's gushing over his not-so-secret crush, but it's a consistent trait of his pretty much across the board. He'll give credit wherever it's due, dangit! He gets so excited to see People Being Good at Stuff!

[ohithankyou]

a beloved bucktommy moment to me is when tommy comes to see buck at the hospital for his dislocated shoulder. tommy, all relieved to see that buck is fine goes, “oh good news from the doctor it seems.” and buck, all angsty and dramatic, “yeah yeah, i guess.” deep sigh, “for the moment,” and tommy swung right back into worry-mode over his boyfriend, expecting the worst, and immediately looking to eddie for answers like, “ummmmm for the moment? what does that mean? what do you mean?” like. damn he cares about buck so much.

[copia]

he changed up the 'be gentle with me' bit - when asked if we were going to be gentle with him, one side said NO, the other said YEAH. he said the yes side were going to be gentle with him because they're nice people, and that we can all fight it out in the parking lot after the show

[binnybinnychickendinny]

i actually think daily about the fleury/binner almost-fight bc. okay so obviously the consensus among every nhl fan ever is that they should've been allowed to fight right lmao. but what i think most people do not realize is that allegedly the fight was planned. from before the game even started. because binner and fleury have a friend or trainer in common or something? and binner knew getting into a fight was on fleury's bucket list and he was like "sure man i'll get into it with you if there's an opportunity" and then he saw fleury skating down the ice and was like "oh yeah okay let's go" and then the refs wouldn't let them. like everyone looks at it as "oh just jordan binnington being jordan binnington and fleury was going to kill him about it" and there's definitely a LITTLE of that but they also both wanted to get into a fight just for the hell of it LMAO. i totally understand why fleury didn't share that with the reporters immediately afterwards (and neither did binner, this is from an interview he did that i assume most people have not seen) but it is funny to me that the surrounding context is less "binnington being insane and fleury being the saint that he is deciding to fight him in that moment" and more "binnington being completely willing from the start to get into a homoerotic goalie fight just bc fleury wants to"

[phinnking]

Brennan: im so glad you guys think im really scary!! 🥺

Fabien: i went to hell and it wasn't that bad

[bagely]

Philza: "I'm sad. My children are asleep, I am sad.. [..] My husband.... My platonic husband log on and did two paintings and now I’m extra sad because I miss that”

NOW IM SAD TOO AND AND-- AHHH!! WHY HE IS LIKE THAT DUDE ARGAH

[buqbite]

i think its important to note that welt has in fact apologized for dying

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

Ohhhh y'all weren't fucking kidding about Evan Kelmp

[goulloynes]

"do people actually avoid aa6 because their friends tell them too that's lame" idk about you but if my friend, someone who's opinions i trust and presumably got me into ace attorney in the first place told me the sixth game was full of mischaracterization of returning characters, constant stereotyping of south asian people and mean spiritedly making fun of their religions, AND that the premise of the game is that there is a dictatorship and that these americans need to help the government of a south asian country by ways of FOREIGN INTERVENTION, i too would avoid playing the game