#27th april 2020

[septimusmoonlight]

Anonymous: could you write more about birth denial?

Oh I totally could! It’s still a relatively new kink of mine, but it presses a lot of buttons in my head.

You didn’t specify, so here’s a list:

- Imagine a possessive, proud dom pushing a crowning child back into their helpless sub’s womb, the sub face-down on their knees. The dom insists that the child pre-term and it needs more time to gestate - and, while that could be the case, it could also be a dom that enjoys seeing their sub marked like that, carrying their child…Or it could be a dom that loves showing their sub just how much power they hold over them.

- A big werewolf alpha refusing to let a human breeder, tiny in comparison, give birth, because they’re obsessed with the picture of them carrying the alpha’s pups. The alpha shoves their cock deep into their breeder’s hole, and knots them to make sure the babies aren’t getting out anytime soon. The human breeder is pinned in place, straining against the alpha’s knot and children both while the alpha growls about how pretty their screaming is.

- Aliens running experiments on the gestation times of different species, letting a hapless incubator push a child out halfway before determining that it’s not ready yet and shoving it back inside. This could happen multiple times with the same child, and sometimes there would be more than one species of young in the subject’s womb at once. Either way, the poor incubator has to put up with not being allowed to push.

- A dom that straps a chastity belt with a big plug onto their sub, and they’ll only let their sub give birth after they’ve gotten the dom off at least once during labor. The dom could use this opportunity to fuck the sub’s ass or throat without mercy, or to do fun experimental things while their sub is so desperate to get them off. The dom could also just refuse to let their sub touch them, forcing the sub to beg and cry for hours - maybe even leaving them in labor for days to watch them suffer, cooing about how pretty the sub’s crying is.

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Twisted Wonderland Birthdates/Birthyears, In Order.

A comprehensive list of each TWST character’s exact birthdate, in order, down to the year + their ages. This will be going off of Twisted Wonderland’s release date, (2020), and not the current year (2023 at the time of writing). Contains chapter 7 spoilers.

- I’m aware that the Japanese school year starts in April instead of September, but for some reason my brain refused to process this so I ended up doing these based around the school year cut-off being September. I decided to post it anyway, since I’m pretty sure most of it’s still accurate, though I may do a Japanese version at some point!

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Lilia – Unknown, 1321. Chosen date is January 1st, 1321. (699 Years Old).

Silver – Unknown, 1621. Chosen date is May 15th, 2003. (299 - 300 Years Old, mentally 16 - 18).

Malleus – January 18th, 1842. (178 Years Old).

Leona – July 27th, 2000. (20 Years Old).

Trey – October 25th, 2001. (18 Years Old).

Rook – December 2nd, 2001. (18 Years Old).

Idia – December 18th, 2001. (18 Years Old).

Cater – February 4th, 2002. (18 Years Old).

Vil – April 9th, 2002. (18 Years Old).

Jamil – September 12th, 2002. (17 Years Old).

Jade - November 5th, 2002. (17 Years Old).

Floyd - November 5th, 2002. (17 Years Old).

Azul – February 24th, 2003. (17 Years Old).

Ruggie – April 18th, 2003. (17 Years Old).

Kalim – June 25th, 2003. (17 Years Old).

Riddle – August 24th, 2003. (17 Years Old).

Ace – September 23rd, 2003. (16 Years Old).

Jack – October 11th, 2003. (16 Years Old).

Sebek – March 17th, 2004. (16 Years Old).

Epel – May 6th, 2004. (16 Years Old).

Deuce – June 3rd, 2004. (16 Years Old).

Ortho – August 14th, 2011 - 2013. (6 - 8 Years Old, mentally 11 - 16).

~Ortho’s age is anonymous, so I had to do some speculations and maths here. I’m going to assume that R!Ortho was 8 years old at the date of his death, and that Idia constructed O!Ortho when he was around 10. This would give their parents plenty of time to start caring about Robortho before the pair left for Night Raven. I’m going to assume that O!Ortho is either 3 years old with the mental state of an 11 year old, or 3 years old with the mental state of a 16 year old (since he joined the first years, albeit as a special exception). Personally I’m leaning more towards the former.

~If Lilia was 300 years old during the war and Silver was a baby at the time (seemingly 0 - 1 years old) then that would mean that his birthyear falls somewhere between 1620 - 1622, most likely 1621. Lilia also states that the day he found Silver was the day that he decided for Silver's birthday, meaning that the odds of May 15th being his real birthday are 1/365. During Silver's identity crisis dream we see what he looked like on the day that Lilia found him, which we've established was May 15th, and he looks to be roughly 6 months old.

It's possible that Lilia thought of this and decided to consider this Silver's 1st birthday, but if that were the case, there's a good 50% chance that Silver has actually been awake for 16 years of his life, which would actually be very clever since Aurora was 16. In the reverse, if Lilia decided to treat the day he found Silver as the day he was born, then there's a 50% chance that Silver is actually 18. Basically what I'm saying is I haven't got a fucking clue-)

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Hope you get some use out of it, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on anything <3

[heroesriseandfall]

Canonical Batfamily Birthdays

Here are all the birthdates I know of that are canon somewhere in DC, with a preference for the main comics continuities. I have included exact sources and image references when possible. I am not including character introduction dates, just actual birthdays.

If you find any other sources for Batfamily birthdays, please do share!

A moment of silence for Batfamily characters who don’t have canonical birthdays yet, so far as I know. This includes Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, and more. :(

Summary

Source images will be further down, but here’s an overview in roughly age order (I’m not sure of Kate vs Selina’s ages) with the dates the birthdays were introduced and used:

Tim Drake: July 19th (from 2003)

Jason Todd: August 16th (from 2004)

Cassandra Cain: January 26th (from 2002)

Helena Bertinelli: February 14th (in the Batman: The Brave and the Bold universe, from 2010)

Helena Wayne: September 7th (from 1984), potentially October 20th or the 22nd of unknown month or maybe October 22 or maybe Feb 28th (all the New 52 on passports from 2011-2012). These could also be New 52 Helena Bertinelli’s birthdays or nobody’s birthdays. who even knows.

Dick Grayson: March 20th (from 1995), October ~24th ish (from 1990), November 11th (from 1976), December 1st (on Earth-16 in animated Young Justice universe, from 2012)

Barbara Gordon: September 23rd (from 1976), sometime in fall (from 1987)

Selina Kyle: March 14th (from 1976)

Kate Kane: January 26th (in Batwoman TV series from 2020), March 21st? (word-of-god by J.H. Williams III from 2012)

Bruce Wayne: October 7th (from 2021), February 19th (from 1970s various to more recently), April ~7th (from the late 1940s)

Jim Gordon: January 5th (from 1976)

Alfred Pennyworth: April 8th (from 1976), August 16th (in the Injustice: Gods Among Us universe, from 2016)

Note: in this post when I say “main comics continuity(s)/universe” I’m referring to anything that’s been a “home” continuity for the comics at some point. For example, pre-Crisis Earth-2, Earth-1/New Earth, and Earth-0/Prime Earth, as opposed to Elseworlds or DCEU earths that are still part of the broader DC multiverse but have never been the primary continuity of the comics.

Below are further details and source panels.

Details and Sources

Tim Drake

Tim has only been given one canon birthday. He turned 16 on July 19th in Robin Vol. 2 #116 (cover date Sep 2003).

Robin Vol. 2 #116 (Sep 2003)

Jason Todd

Jason turned 18 on August 16th in Detective Comics #790 (March 2004). This is his only canon birthday.

Detective Comics #790 (Mar 2004)

In post-Crisis/preboot (1986-2011) continuity, there was a gap of six months between when Jason died and when he was resurrected (Batman Annual 25). Jason died April 27th according to his death certificates in Batman Annual 25 and Batman Files 2011, so he would’ve resurrected near late October.

Batman Annual 25 (May 2006)

So, it could be that post-resurrection Jason is biologically 6 months younger than he chronologically should be. But honestly, do we even really know what multiverse-breaking resurrection punches and then a Lazarus Pit on top of that do to someone’s body??? Either way it’s just much more simple to just use his chronological age.

Cassandra Cain

Much like Tim and Jason, Cass has only ever been given one birthdate: January 26th from Batgirl Vol. 1 #33. With that birthday, she turned 18 in Batgirl Vol. 1 #37.

Batgirl Vol. 1 #33 (Dec 2002)

When Jan 26th actually comes, Bruce suggests David Cain could’ve lied about it, but Cass denies that idea and continues to treat the day as her birthday.

Batgirl Vol. 1 #37 (Apr 2003)

Why it's likely her real birthday: Bruce initially believes Cain must’ve lied because he doesn’t think Cain could’ve known her birthday. However, we later learn Cain had lied about her origins and was actually her biological father. Batgirl v1 #62 and #73 show he was there for her birth and could absolutely know the date.

On top of that, in Batgirl #37 Cass remembers celebrating her birthday with him as a child, so he did seem to actually keep track of it. I honestly don’t see any reason to believe he’d lie (Bruce is just a jealous spoilsport).

Helena Bertinelli + Wayne

I’m combining them here because the New 52 gives me a headache.

Helena Bertinelli celebrated her birthday on February 14th in a spin-off comic from the animated Batman: The Brave and the Bold series. This is obviously not part of regular comics continuity and the characters differ from the usual comics in many ways. And yet, for reasons that will soon be clear, it’s my favorite for actually being about Helena Bertinelli the Huntress and for not being an utter mess.

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #14 (Apr 2010)

In a character profile at the end of Infinity Inc. #7 (Oct 1984), Helena Wayne’s birthday was September 7th, 1959. Calculating back from October 1984, that would make her 25 at the time.

During the New 52, Helena Bertinelli was initially portrayed as a long-dead (secretly alive but don’t worry about it) mobster’s daughter and replaced by Earth-2’s Helena Wayne who got stranded on Prime Earth. This H. Wayne stole H. Bertinelli’s identity in the form of several forged passports and IDs, which had hints toward birthdates. The question is, can we take any of those birthdates seriously, and if so, which birthdates and for which character? (Cue my headache.)

Skip ahead to Dick if overthinking fake passports sounds boring.

When comparing to a real Italian passport, the date on H. Wayne’s fake Italian passport appears to be a birthdate. Note that the fake name is Carol Bertinelli, not Helena. H. Wayne said her IDs were inspired by H. Bertinelli but clearly she’s taking liberties for the IDs so that’s a point toward these being useless for H. Bertinelli birthdays.

Huntress Vol. 3 #1 (Dec 2011)

I don’t recognize the month abbreviation as a real abbreviation, but from the visible letter O I’m going to assume it means October. If it is, then the date is 20 October 1985. Sidenote: a 1985 birthdate during 2011 could put her age at about 26, which is actually quite close to how old she could’ve been based on pre-Flashpoint! 1985 has been given as Helena Wayne’s death year before, so it’s an interesting choice of a birth year for her. (Thanks to DC’s sliding timescale, though, birth years don’t actually mean anything in the comics.)

They don’t show her complete US passport, but I can see a “22” in line where the day of the month should be for her birthdate. This already contradicts the previous passport. This one uses Helena Bertinelli’s actual name, though–does that make it more relevant than the Carol one or this all still ridiculous because of the discrepancies?

Worlds’ Finest Vol. 1 #1 (Jul 2012)

We can try to glean the US passport birth month from the passport number at the bottom. The first two digits (“12” here) indicate the agency that issued the passport. 12 means the Honolulu agency. Right after “USA” is supposed to be the birthdate plus an extra number, in the order of year/month/day with the year being the last two digits of a year. Here we encounter another problem. It says 810228. This would imply her birthdate is 1981/02/28. That’s February 28, 1981. Since the earlier line indicated her birthday fell on a 22nd, this already contradicts itself.

Interpreting a Machine Readable Zone (MZR) on a Machine Readable Travel Document (MRTD)

However, I’d bet comic writers and artists aren’t always well versed in passport numbers (it’s already a stretch for me to bother checking it…). If they put the extra digit before the birthdate instead after, and the date is formatted month/day/year (the most common format in American English, so probably their first instinct), then we can drop the first 8 and it’s 10/22/8[?] with the last digit unknown. This would put her birthday as October 22, sometime in the 1980s. The 22 matches the earlier line, the October might match the previous passport if that really did say October (but contradicts the 20th), and the 1980s year could be 1985 to match the Italian passport.

At the end of the day I’m personally just going to let Helena Bertinelli be a Valentine’s born baby and call it a day, unless/until she gets a better one in the comics. For Helena Wayne I’d easily pick September 7th.

(My question is: did they give the crossbow vigilante a Valentine’s birthday as a Cupid joke??)

Dick Grayson

Dick has probably had the most birthdays of everyone (unless Bruce has more I don’t know about). All of them have their drawbacks.

In a main comics continuity, his most popular and most recent is “the first day of spring” so probably March 20th. This comes from Robin Annual 4 when his mom says she calls him Robin because he was born on the first day of spring. That presents some problems since there are other explanations given for the origin of “Robin,” including that his mom said he was “always bobbin’ along” (Dark Victory #12, page 17) or the original inspiration of Robin Hood (Detective Comics #38, p3).

Robin Annual 4 (Jun 1995)

Before that, in Secret Origins Vol. 2 #50 (Aug 1990), Marv Wolfman wrote a version of Dick’s origins where Dick turned 10 a week before his parents died on Halloween. That would make his birthday October ~24th (presuming that “a week” before Halloween literally means 7 days here).

Secret Origins Vol. 2 #50 (Aug 1990)

The first drawback of the October birthday is that it’s tied to Dick being 10 when his parents die on Halloween. Dick’s age and the date his parents die change a lot depending on the writer (Nightwing Vol. 1 #1 says his parents died June 27th, Dark Victory #8-9 says May, etc.). The second drawback is that few people remember this version of his birthday even exists.

Dick’s birthday is November 11th in Super DC Calendar 1976. Note: Despite being a non-diegetic calendar from almost 50 years ago, this source remains well known and used among comic enthusiasts (including those working at DC). Generally, I would say it should mainly apply just to pre-Crisis continuity, but it is also useful for characters that haven’t gotten updated birthdays ever since (like Roy Harper, Barbara Gordon, or Selina Kyle, for example).

Super DC Calendar 1976

Sidenote: Since Damian doesn’t have a canon birthday, November 11th is favorite to steal for my own fan canon Damian birthday. Dick has plenty birthdays to share and I think it’s cute. @ DC, give Damian and Steph birthdays, they’ve been birthday-less for decades!

Indeed, DC writer Tim Sheridan and editor Mike Cotton debated whether Dick’s birthday was in March or November. They favored March 20th and wrote a birthday scene in Teen Titans Academy #1 (published March 23rd, 2021). The publishing time near Dick’s birthday was intentional, though the date isn’t mentioned within the comic itself.

Link to tweet

The above birthdays were all meant to apply to a main comics continuity at some point. However, Earth-16, better known as the animated Young Justice universe (therefore outside of main comics continuity), says YJ Dick’s birthday is December 1st.

Young Justice Vol. 2 #20 (Nov 2012)

Unlike Helena Bertinelli, Dick has plenty of comics birthdays to choose from, so personally I’ll only count Dec 1st as being the birthday for YJ animated/Earth-16 Dick Grayson until or unless it’s ever mentioned to apply to main comics continuity.

Barbara Gordon

Super DC Calendar 1976 says Barbara’s birthday is September 23rd.

Super DC Calendar 1976

Since then, the only time I recall her birthdate hinted at is in Secret Origins #20 when her adoptive mom says her birthday is in the fall. This could support her birthday being September 23rd.

Secret Origins Vol. 2 #20 (Nov 1987)

Although she has celebrated her birthday on panel since then (the end of Nightwing Vol. 2 #153), she hasn’t been given any other actual birthdate. So I’ll keep September 23rd and call it a day.

Selina Kyle

Super DC Calendar 1976 says Selina’s birthday is March 14th. Once again, although it hasn’t been mentioned within a comic, it’s stuck around in popular consciousness (see: Catwoman actress Zoë Kravitz wishing Selina a happy birthday on March 14th).

Super DC Calendar 1976

Selina celebrated a birthday on panel in Catwoman (2002) #37 but the date was never mentioned. I don’t know of any other reference to her birthday, but my reading of Selina is thus far more sparse than my reading of the others.

Kate Kane

Kate’s birthday options all come from outside of the comics themselves.

In “An Un-Birthday Present,” season 1 episode 11 of Batwoman, a parallel version of her twin Beth had a driver’s license showing her date of birth as January 26, 1990. She and Kate later celebrated their birthdays on an episode aired Jan 26th, 2020. I don’t keep up with live action DC shows so I unfortunately can’t offer a screenshot (if anyone has one or the timestamp, please let me know!).

(I kinda wonder if somebody looked up Batwoman’s birthday for these episodes, saw Batgirl’s (Cass’s) birthday, and just ran with it. Batwoman and a Batgirl sharing a birthday is just. Ughhh.)

In 2012, one of her comic writers tweeted to choose a random date for her birthday and picked March 21st, which so far as I know has never been used as her birthday in comics.

Link to tweet

Bruce Wayne

Bruce’s most popular birthday is February 19th, but his most recent one is October 7th from the digital-only comic Legends of the Dark Knight. I believe that’s the only time October 7th has been referenced, but I’ve heard the animated show The Batman said his birthday was in October (can’t confirm, haven’t watched it recently).

Legends of the Dark Knight #10 (Jun 2021) - Note: two pages have been combined into one for this post

Still, even associates of DC seem to remember his February 19th birthday better. In February 2023, Warner Bro’s Gotham Knights game did a sale for Bruce’s birthday. I’ve also heard the birthday was used in the Gotham TV show, but again, I don’t watch much live action DC shows.

The February 19th birthday appears to come from the 70s and 80s. It’s his birthday in the Super DC Calendar 1976, and in Batman Family Vol. 1 #11: “Suprise, Suprise!” (May 1977). Bob Rozakis (known as DC’s “Answer Man”) said Feb 19th was Bruce’s birthday in the letter column of Detective Comics #494 (Sep 1980).

Letter column of Detective Comics #494 (Sep 1980)

Batman Family Vol. 1 #11: “Suprise, Suprise!” (Jun 1977)

Super DC Calendar 1976

Way back in the 40s, his birthday was in April, possibly April 7th. During a birthstone murder mystery, Bruce says his birthstone is a diamond, which is traditionally the April birthstone.

World’s Finest Comics #33/6 (Mar-Apr 1948): “The 5 Jewels of Doom!”

Star Spangled Comics #91 (Apr 1949) might imply the exact date was April 7th but we’d have to assume the party is on his birthday and that “this month” refers to the publishing month of April. I believe this is where people get the April 7th birthday when they bring it up.

Star Spangled Comics #91 (Apr 1949)

Early April also shines in Batman: Year One where it shows Bruce’s first night out as Batman being either the night of April 6th or the early morning of April 7th (Batman #405). So although the April Bruce birthday hasn’t been used in decades, it’s still a Batman birthday in a way.

I have also heard people say Frank Miller considered Bruce’s birthday to be in November. However, I have yet to find an original source of him saying that, and honestly (just like the “March 21st” birthday for Kate) if he never used it in any canon material I don’t put much weight in that.

Jim Gordon

The only birthday I’ve ever seen for Jim is January 5th from Super DC Calendar 1976.

Super DC Calendar 1976

Alfred Pennyworth

Alfred’s birthday in Super DC Calendar 1976 is April 8th.

Super DC Calendar 1976

In the Injustice: Gods Among Us universe (an alternate reality where the video game of the same name is set in), they show Alfred’s birth certificate, where it says his birthday is August 16th, 1943.

Injustice: Gods Among Us Year Five #26 (Jun 2016)

Maybe you’ll notice that August 16th is Jason’s birthday. A little funny considering the issue features Alfred refusing to share his birthday only for us to learn it’s the same date as Jason’s. Still, annoying. There are so many days in the year! Stop choosing the same ones!

This Alfred birthdate runs into a similar problem Helena’s birthdates did: it’s not part of main comics canon, it’s an alternate universe, so it may not be applicable to the main comics universe.

Note: if we calculate that 1943 birth year from Jun 2016 when the comic was published, that’d make Alfred 72 soon to be 73. Does that mean anything in canon? Probably not, but oh well. Also...token British character born by Windsor Castle? …of course.

Personally, I would rather go with the April 8th birthday than the Injustice one, since Injustice is an alternate universe. Also, outside of the humor of it, the idea of Alfred and Jason sharing a birthday is a bit too much for me. Still, it’s up to people’s own cherry picking.

Chronology

The birthdays in publishing order alongside notable reboots. A soft-reboot refers to reboots that only changed a few details with minor consequences, keeping the overall continuity mostly intact. A major reboot has significant effects on continuity (too many to list).

1935-1986: Pre-Crisis era (Golden Age begins ~1946, Silver Age runs from late 50s--early 70s)

Mar-Apr 1948: Bruce’s birthday is in April

Apr 1949: Bruce has a birthday party on the 7th of “this month”

Skipping a good three decades because I barely even know what’s in there. Sorry lol

Mid 70s to early 90s: Bronze Age era

1976: the super dc calendar says Bruce’s birthday is February 19th, Alfred’s is April 8th, Dick’s is November 11th, Babs is September 23rd, Selina’s is March 14th, Jim’s is Jan 5th

Jun 1977: Bruce celebrates his birthday on February 19th

Sep 1980: letter collumnist says Bruce’s birthday is February 19th

Oct 1984: Helena Wayne’s birthday is on September 7th, 1959

Mar 1986: the major Crisis on Infinite Earths reboot (begins post-Crisis/New Earth era, many previous comics are now considered Earth-2 instead)

Nov 1987: Babs birthday is in fall

Aug 1990: Dick turns 10 a week before Halloween (probably October ~24th)

Sep 1994: Zero Hour soft reboot (Batman and Robin become urban legends so Robin is not allowed on video, Bruce’s parents’ murderer is changed to unknown instead of Joe Chill, Selina is no longer a once-prostitute)

Apr 1995: Dick’s birthday is the first day of spring (probably March 20th)

Oct 2002: Cass learns her birthday is January 26th

April 2003: Cass turns 18 on January 26th

Sep 2003: Tim turns 16 on July 19th

Mar 2004: Jason turns 18 on August 16th

Jun 2006: Infinite Crisis soft reboot (Joe Chill is restored as the arrested Wayne family murderer, Superboy-Prime's punch retroactively resurrects Jason)

Apr 2010: In the Batman: Brave and the Bold universe, Helena Bertinelli celebrates her birthday February 14th

Oct 2011: the major Flashpoint reboot (end of post-Crisis/preboot, begins the New 52 and changes the primary universe to Prime Earth; significant character/timeline changes and erasures)

Dec 2011: Helena Wayne’s fake Carol Bertinelli passport seems to list October 20th as a birthdate

Jul 2012: Helena Wayne’s fake Helena Bertinelli passport lists some 22nd unknown month, Oct 22nd, or Feb 28th birthday

Sep 2012: Batwoman writer J.H. Williams III randomly picks Kate’s birthday as March 21st on Twitter

Nov 2012: Earth-16/YJ animated Dick Grayson celebrates his birthday on December 1st

Jun 2016: In the Injustice: Gods Among Us universe, Alfred’s birth certificate says his birthday is August 16th

Jul 2016: Rebirth reboot (restores some pre-Flashpoint continuity, some characters regain previous histories but now semi-synchronized with the New 52 era)

Jan 2020: Batwoman TV show Kate celebrates her birthday on January 26th

Mar 2021: Writer Tim Sheridan says he & his editor chose March 20th as Dick’s birthday, between the March or November birthdays

May 2021: Infinite Frontier holds all previous continuities as potential canon, restoring more of pre-Flashpoint

Jun 2021: Bruce says his birthday is October 7th in a digital-only comic

Feb 2023: Gotham Knights game has a sale for Bruce’s birthday

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Fair warning this isn't my usual sandbox (giggles at the pun, sorry), but I feel the need to address something that has been getting on my nerves about the new series on Netflix Dead Boy Detectives.

That everyone is comparing it to Lockwood & Co.

Similar gets tossed around. A LOT.

And I think that comes from the fact that people are only familiar with one or the other and not both.

They see ghosts in England with trio of young teenagers, two boys and a girl and think "they're the same!"

Only that's where similarities end.

Lockwood & Co. is about a trio of ghost hunters operating illegally because they don't have an adult supervisor. They are all mediums of a sort (from what I gathered watching the show) and they can all see ghosts. Only the girl, Lucy can hear ghosts. Anthony and Georgie have only had the agency for about a year and are struggling.

Dead Boy Detectives is about two ghosts Edwin and Charles and their psychic friend, Crystal. The two boys have been together since Charles died in 1989 and are currently avoiding Death, Dream's (The Sandman) sister. Their goal is help ghosts move on, to solve their deaths so that they can be at peace.

Like Lockwood & Co. would hunt the Dead Boy Detectives, because that's what they do. Edwin and Charles would find them barbaric.

The Dead Boy Detectives actually like each other. Granted they have been together far longer then Lockwood & Co, thirty years to Anthony and Georgie's single year. Lockwood & Co. spend the entire first season (which adapted two books) lying to each other, talking bad about each other behind their backs and to their faces, and wouldn't trust the others as far as they can throw them.

But we keep being told in the series that they are the best agency because of the power of friendship. You're also basically shown any adult who tries to befriend any of them is the bad guy. And yes, I'm including Inspector Barnes in that.

While there are a couple of adults in DBD who aren't as they seem, but they do have two adults they can rely on on, Tragic Mick and Jenny the butcher.

Lockwood & Co. was canceled on Jan. 27th 2023 and Netflix picked up The Dead Boy Detectives (which was picked up originally by Max in April 2020 but they ultimately passed on it) on Feb. 24th 2023. Almost a whole month after the previous series was cancelled.

Plus anyone saying Netflix cancelled something because it was like something else, has never watched Netflix.

Their favorite thing to do is "Oh this popular? Here's twenty copies of that thing!"

I don't know what kind of numbers Lockwood & Co. got but in my opinion, the show wasn't that great. Plus as someone with photosensitive epilepsy let me tell you the bad lighting plus the ultra bright ghosts caused more than one headache.

They didn't set up the characters well, we got told more than we were shown, and there didn't seem to be any chemistry between the leads.

One thing in particular I wasn't a fan of was having the series backstory play out in the opening credits and if you blinked or looked away or even skipped them the plot doesn't make any sense.

But with DBD you have characters talking out their problems. You have their backstories told through clever flashbacks and even some spectacular animation. You have a moment between the two boys (which I won't spoil) that not only cements how much they care about each other. That despite everything they've been through, the jealousy of the other's interactions with the new people they meet, the fights, the terrifying cases they take, the people out to separate them, they are 100% it for each other (at the moment platonically though that could change).

This show has heart and charm and properly well-thought out villains and villainous characters.

They aren't the same and they really shouldn't be compared. Also... go watch Dead Boy Detectives. I really REALLY want to see Desire make an appearance!

[yuzu-all-the-way]

Yuzuru Hanyu's K&C reactions to breaking World Records (Through the Years)

Historical world records (during the +/-3 GOE ISU scoring system)

1) October 19th, 2012 (Skate America) - Parisienne Walkways 95.07

2) November 23rd, 2012 (NHK Trophy) - Parisienne Walkways 95.32

3) December 5th, 2013 (GPF) - Parisienne Walkways 99.84

4) February 13th, 2014 (Sochi Olympics) - Parisienne Walkways 101.45 (Yuzu was the first men's single skater in history to score above 100 points)

5) November 27th, 2015 (NHK Trophy) - Ballade No. 1 106.33

6) November 28th, 2015 (NHK Trophy) - SEIMEI 216.07 (Yuzu became the first men's single skater in history to score above 200 points)

7) November 28th, 2015 (NHK Trophy) - Total 322.40 (Yuzu became the first men's single skater in history to score above 300 points)

8) December 10th, 2015 (GPF) - Ballade No. 1 110.95 (Yuzu was the first and remains the only skater to score above 110 points before the 2018-19 season*)

9) December 12th, 2015 (GPF) - SEIMEI 219.48

10) December 12th, 2015 (GPF) - Total 330.43 (Yuzu remains the only skater in history to score above 330 points prior to the 2018-19 season)

11) April 1st, 2017 (World Championships) - Hope & Legacy 223.20 (Yuzu became the first and remained the only skater in history to score above 220 points in the free skate prior to the 2018-19 season)

12) September 22nd, 2017 (Autumn Classic) - Ballade No. 1 112.72

Modern World Records (*during the +/-5 GOE ISU scoring system introduced in the 2018-19 season)

13) November 3rd, 2018 (GP Helsinki) - Otoñal 106.60

14) November 4th, 2018 (GP Helsinki) - Origin 190.43

15) November 4th, 2018 (GP Helsinki) - Total 297.12

16) November 16th, 2018 (Rostelecom Cup) - Otonal 110.53 (Yuzu became the first skater in the new system to score above 110 points)

17) March 23rd, 2019 (World Championships) - Origin 206.10 (Yuzu became the first skater to score above 200 points in the new system)

18) March 23rd, 2019 (World Championships) - Total 300.97 (Yuzu became the first skater to score above 300 points in the new system)

19) February 7th, 2020 (Four Continents) - Ballade No. 1 111.82

[icouldntfindquiet]

Please keep this on Tumblr as I don’t want to scare Van but CATB tagged photos might be a thing of the past. 😢

I was bored yesterday (27th April) and wanted to look through their tagged photos and noticed it stopped at 30 January 2020 which I found odd because it should go further than that.

And idk…I just had a feeling more photos were gonna go missing and I was right. 😭 I just checked tonight (28th April) and it now stops at 16 July 2020. Someone’s actively hiding tagged photos. I think it will eventually be empty like Larry’s. FFS Larry, QUIT teaching Van how to do things on Instagram!! 😭😭

Btw, you can sort by oldest to newest which is what they’re doing to avoid detection but one day, people are gonna notice all the photos are gone. 😭

My gut is telling me it’s Van because it’s the weekend and who’s gonna torture management with this task?? 😭 Please don’t share this. We already know he’s lurking and I don’t want to hurt his feelings but I need to tell someone. 😭

And if by any chance Van sees this…carry on and do what makes you happy. I’m upset but I’ll live. 😭

[aimeedaisies]

✨ 15 days of Princess Anne ✨

August is Princess Anne’s birth month and her 73rd birthday is on the 15th so until then we will look at her fascinating life, one photo for every year!

The 2020s

2020 1. 2. 3. A series of three photos, taken by John Swannell to celebrate Princess Anne’s 70th birthday!

4. Princess Anne photographed at Gatcombe Park with a pony for Australian Women’s Weekly ahead of her 70th birthday.

2021 1. Princess Anne and Sir Tim cheering on Scotland from home today as they played England for the Calcutta Cup on 6th February 2021

2. Princess Anne leading the funeral procession behind Prince Philip’s coffin at Windsor Castle on 17th April 2021

3. Princess Anne and Sir Tim Laurence marking Armed Forces Day at the National Memorial Arboretum in Alrewas on 26th June 2021

4. Queen Elizabeth II and Princess Anne visiting The Children’s Wood Project in Glasgow on 30th June 2021

2022 1. Princess Anne and her husband Sir Tim Laurence attend an event in Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea on 12th April 2022

2. Princess Anne and The Duchess of Cambridge arriving at the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists and the Royal College of Midwives headquarters on 27th April 2022

3. Princess Anne curtsies to the coffin of her mother Queen Elizabeth II as it arrives at the Palace of Holyroodhouse in Edinburgh on 11th September 2022

4. Princess Anne and Sir Tim Laurence during their visit to the Falkland Islands in November 2022

2023 1. Princess Anne sending heart eyes to her husband as they visit New Zealand in February 2023.

2. Princess Anne arriving at Westminster Abbey for the coronation of King Charles III and Queen Camilla on 6th May 2023.

3. Princess Anne attending day one of Royal Ascot at Ascot Racecourse on 20th June 2023.

4. Princess Anne at the opening of the CHIO Aachen in Germany, on 27th June 2023.

[eeveekitti]

improvement drawing yippee!!

left: april 18th, 2020 right: january 27th, 2024

[evilwickedme]

Ooh, do you have any good Jason fic recs?

anon I cannot tell you how long I've been waiting to see those words!!!! yes I have good Jason fic recs in fact I have so many good Jason fic recs that after narrowing it down I still have fifteen links for you

I have read more fanfic for Jason Todd than maybe any other character ever. I do not understand the hold this man has on me but it's simply the situation we're in. anyway

Jason comes home fics

Make a Little Birdhouse In Your Soul is hands down my favorite. I'm talking favorite DC fic, top fics of all time period, not just from this list. I love this fic series. It is actively and regularly updating, thank fuck, because that little boost of serotonin is everything keeping me going I swear

The 70 Days After Groundhog Day is technically from Dick's POV, but it's about the aftermath of a timeloop that Jason was stuck in. it's. oh my god it's so good. just trust me on this one.

Emotional Motion Sickness is the "bruce goes to therapy" fic series we all want. canon get on this level

Retrograde Motion - I never used to like de-aging fics; not for any particular reason, I just never vibed with them. Recently I decided to see what all the fuss was about (bc there's so goddamn many in this fandom) and I'm glad, because I opened this fic and it's just. oh my god. the use of the de-aging trope here is truly incredible. after a whole week of dipping my feet into the trope I never need to do so again, because this fic made me fucking lose it. this is not going where you think it's going. also, for some reason there's not that much rebirth outlaws fic, and I really like what this author did with that team

matching wounds haha just gonna sneak my fic series on here and pretend that it was an accident, wait how did that get there (some jayroy later in the timeline too which can be read on its own if Jason coming home fics aren't for you)

other non-ship

Too Much Fucking Salt deals with the straw that broke the camel's back. I've read all 22k words of this in one sitting more than once. this is the anti "Jason Todd comes home" fic (this is in itself a whole genre of fic too honestly).

take his name out of your mouth (you don't deserve to mourn) is about Jason mourning himself, which he fucking deserves to. also he smokes a joint with Dick

Sown in Winter is about Jason pulling himself out of a depressive episode partially through the power of Stardew Valley. also technically jayroy, but it's honestly incidental to the story for the most part imo

JayRoy

I do read other ships for Jason but unabashedly this is my favorite, so

A Solid Resume - competency kink. that's all I have to say.

Tenderize is a series of oneshots all of which slowly build Jason and Roy's life together and coparenting lian and I just !!! could also double as a Jason coming home au but honestly that's mostly in the first fic. also a lot of discussion of various chain grocery stores in the united states that I will probably never actually step foot in

Dick Grayson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Two to Three Weeks (But Who's Counting) is so fucking funny I die every time I reread this. there's a scene early on in a coffee shop that just. I don't even know what to say everything about this is perfect. I AM the girl sticking her nose in their business, at least spiritually.

dust devils on the horizon isn't even the only western au I've bookmarked for these two. something about jayroy and horses, man

unity of time: april 27th, 2020 is just,,,, super sad, man, idk what to tell you. it's f!jayroy, but happens after Roy died in sanctuary during the 24h of Jason's death day, so all of it is very fucking depressing. It's also fucking beautiful. I want to reread it now.

Promise After That I'll Let You Go is a poisonivory fic. I was introduced to poisonivory through the daredevil fandom earlier this year and may I tell you when I found out that this author writes for jayroy I lost my goddamn mind. this is my personal favorite, but I almost recommended at least two more aus. Their jayroy sugar daddy au is one of the only sugar daddy aus I've ever truly enjoyed. also really like the one where roy has had feelings for dick since their teen titans days but still starts a fwb thing with Jason. poisonivory can make me into kinks I'm not even into I s2g. anyway this one has lian literally dragging roy back into jason's life

finally, Reciprocation (or: Sex as Violence) shouldn't even really count as a jayroy fic but I feel weird putting it in the other category since it is sort of a jayroy fic. it's ace-aro!jason, which is one of my personal favorite interpretations of Jason (with so much textual evidence wtf), but there's still like... a lot of sex in this. Jason does not have a healthy relationship with sex in this fic. I would describe this as ending in a QPP for jayroy and lian.

honestly there's a lot of good jason and roy and lian fic out there I didn't rec cause this is already long enough

so yeah this is my very VERY pared down fic rec list for Jason Todd let me know if you want more and thank you so much for asking

[truecrimecrystals]

Olga Valeryevna Ponomareva has been missing since April 27th, 2004. The then-22-year-old was last seen in Milkwaukie, Oregon. Olga left her home around 4:00 PM on the day she vanished and never returned. She has never been seen or heard from again. 

Olga lived with her mother in a residence on Southeast Fuller Road. When she left the house that day, she was reportedly headed towards a shopping plaza called the Ross Center on Southeast Causey and 82nd Avenue. The plaza is within walking distance from Olga's residence, and it is reportedly a busy part of the Southgate area. 

All of Olga's personal items were left at her residence, including her identification and cash. This indicates that Olga likely intended to return home when she left that afternoon. Olga's mother reported her missing the following day, on April 28th, 2004. 

Olga's Charley Project page states that Olga "may be in Colorado or elsewhere in Oregon." However, two decades have passed without any sign of the young woman. According to the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office, Olga has not had any known activity since 2004. 

There is otherwise very little information available about the investigation into Olga's disappearance. The news has not reported on Olga's case. Other online resources do not provide any information about Olga's family or other happenings in her life prior to her disappearance. 

Olga's case does have a thread on Websleuths. In 2020, a person in the thread posted they had requested the police report and other records related to Olga's disappearance. The Sheriff's Office reportedly rejected the request due to the case still being open. 

Olga remains missing today. If you have any information that could help solve Olga's case, please call the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office tip line at (503) 723-4949 or submit a tip online. 

[septimusmoonlight]

Anonymous: Octopods are renowned for squeezing their bodies through impossible spaces. I'm envisioning that we could quite easily train it to keep one arm attached to your cock, sucking hard to make you cum endlessly, while the rest of it squeezes into your womb. Maybe the other tentacles can attach in there too, stretching and manipulating all the most sensitive spots while we record you cumming over and over from it. It'd be way too much force and orgasms would be near painful, but that's half the fun!

Even large octopods are known to fit into tiny spaces, and my womb can easily stretch out anyway, so it’s easy to imagine a big octopus sliding between my tied-open legs and through my spread-open pussy, directly through my exposed cervix.

One tentacle left out to constantly stimulate my t-cock, while the others attach to my inside walls, constantly pulling and sucking in different patterns, stroking nerves I’d never felt before, endless…it would definitely be too much at some point, but I’m not getting that octopus out without help. I wonder how long i would last before I passed out entirely from the overstimulation?

Maybe while I’m passed out, you could use the opportunity to coax another octopus in…

[lawrenceleemagnuson]

David Hockney (b. 1937) The Arrival of Spring, Normandy, 2020 No. 258, 27th April 2020, No. 1

[jselorekeeper]

Time Stamps Part Three

Part One

Part Two

Part Four

January 7th, 2020: Doctor Glitch

What Happened to Jacksepticeye…| 3 Scary Games

Second Title: These Scares Almost Killed Me

New Title: Scary Tales Vol 1.

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “What happened to Jacksepticeye? He played 3 scary games and was never seen again. Was it the jumpscares that got him or the weird creepy stories one tells in the dark. He was last seen before the riverside incident on the night shift.”

30:52-31:42 (Extended Glitch)

47:08-47:14 (Extended Glitch)

47:36-47:53 (Extended Glitch)

January 16th, 2020: “What Happened to Jacksepticeye?” to “These Scares Almost Killed Me”

News Bloopers Gone Wrong

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Censorship has taken over and this video is Not For Broadcast”

11:41-11:46 (Extended Glitch)

Don’t Trust This Game

New Title: Sentient

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “It's time for 3 scary games again. These ones are legitimately amazing! From disobeying orders in Don't Trust This Game to being terrified in the mortuary assistant and finally an extremely surprising and really unique game called Sentient.”

Comment: Anti is in the thumbnail

0:15-0:26 (Extended Glitch)

17:44-17:55 (Extended Glitch)

36:18-37:00 (Extended Glitch)

Genuinely REALLY Scary | Locked Up

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “I'm not lying when I say this game was actually really scary! I didn't expect the horror gameplay to be as good as it was but Locked Up was really cool!”

0:00-0:31 (Extended Scene)

19:33-19:55 (Extended Scene)

We Went Back

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “We Went Back…”

7:32-7:34 (Momentary Glitch)

April 12th, 2020: “Don’t Trust This Game” to “Sentient”

TERRIFYING BLAIR WITCH GAME | 3 Scary Games

Old Title: WARNING: YOU WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING THIS | 3 Scary Games

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Tapes found in someone's house. A house in the woods. Scares lurking behind every corner. It's time for 3 scary games…”

0:00-0:25 (Extended Glitch)

34:07-34:37 (Extended Glitch)

April 19th, 2020: “WARNING: YOU WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING THIS | 3 Scary Games” to “TERRIFYING BLAIR WITCH GAME | 3 Scary Games”

I COMPLETELY BROKE THE GAME TO BEAT IT | Night Of The Consumers

New Title: I FOUND A SUPER SECRET ROOM | Night Of The Consumers

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “I may have completely glitched and broken Night of the Consumers by ACCIDENT to beat it”

16:36-17:12 (Extended Glitch)

DO NOT WORK AT THIS BURGER PLACE | Happy's Humble Burger Barn

New Title: Happy’s Humble Burger Barn

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Whatever you do, do NOT take a job at this burger place. You will really regret working at Happy's Humble Burger Barn”

30:18-30:21 (Momentary Glitch)

April 27th, 2020:“I COMPLETELY BROKE THE GAME TO BEAT IT | Night Of The Consumers” to “I FOUND A SUPER SECRET ROOM | Night Of The Consumers”

DON'T COME TO THIS HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house

New Title: WELCOME TO MY HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open House

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Whatever you do, do NOT come to this house. Please stay away, no matter what anyone tells you. it's not worth it to come to the open house”

Comment: In the comment section Anti wrote “Offer Accepted” to the game offering Jack

6:58-7:12 (Extended Glitch)

7:39-7:47 (Extended Glitch)

14:25-14:27 (Momentary Glitch)

23:26-23:40 (Extended Glitch)

Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet

New Title: Scariest Videos On The Internet #1

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “I asked you guys for the scariest videos on the internet and here's what you came up with!”

1:06-1:11 (Extended Glitch)

29:26-29:35 (Extended Glitch)

May 3rd, 2020: “DON'T COME TO THIS HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house” to “WELCOME TO MY HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house”

SO SCARY IT BURNED MY EYES | 3 Scary Games

Page Source: Nothing

Description:“The horrors, the scares and the terrifying things I saw made my eyes burn. What could it be?”

32:04-32:23 (Extended Glitch)

You Don't Even Know What You're Participating In!

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “You don't even know what you're participating in... I'd like to play a game”

0:00-0:42 (Extended Glitch)

14:12-14:40 (Extended Glitch)

34:29-34:53 (Extended Glitch)

Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet #2

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Are you ready to see more of the scariest videos on the internet? This one is honestly terrifying”

0:15-0:31 (Extended Scene)

19:10-19:35 (Extended Scene)

June 18th, 2020: I will try to do Marvin justice for all of you when he returns

STONKS

New Title: 20 Memes That Will Raise Your STONKS

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “S T O N K S”

13:54-14:19 (Extended Glitch but the glitches are extremely subtle)

Argentum Inanis

Switched: “Don’t Make Eye Contact” back to “Argentum Inanis”

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Please use Argentum Inanis with caution. 

Inform an AIMC immediately!

Don't make eye contact.”

0:00-1:08 (Extended Scene; the whole video is Marvin and bits of Anti)

(Date Unknown): “What Happened to Jacksepticeye…| 3 Scary Games” to “Scary Tales Vol. 1”

JIMMY GOT ME SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF | At Dead of Night 

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Jimmy got me screaming my head off in At Dead Of Night”

0:06-1:02 (Extended Glitch)

YOU GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FLOOR | 3 Scary Games

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “3 Scary Games! 3 Scary Games! 3 Scary Games!”

25:43-26:08 (Extended Glitch)

43:40-44:05 (Extended Glitch)

Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet #4

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “These are the Scariest Videos On The Internet”

11:26-11:34 (Extended Glitch)

21:07-21:25 (Extended Glitch)

GENUINELY TERRIFYING I ALMOST CRIED

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Happy Halloween! Mortuary Assistant WILL scare you 100%.”

0:00-0:30 (Extended Glitch)

23:05-23:47 (Extended Glitch)

‎WARNING: STAY OUT OF MAPLE COUNTY

New Title: AVOID AT ALL COST | 3 Scary Games

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “If you encounter an alternate use the T.H.I.N.K principle”

0:00-2:20 (Extended scene; within the static morse code “Miss me?” appears)

34:05-34:15 (Extended glitch)

December 6th, 2021: He changed “WARNING: STAY OUT OF MAPLE COUNTY” to “AVOID AT ALL COST | 3 Scary Games”

The Mandela Catalogue

New Title: Why Is This So SCARY | The Mandela Catalogue

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “The mandela catalogue is one of the coolest horror shorts I've seen”

3:02-3:06 (Momentary Glitch)

3:31-3:36 (Momentary Glitch)

25:53-26:09 (Extended Glitch)

Scariest Videos On The Internet #7

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “The Walten Files are some of the scariest videos on the internet”

0:00-0:36 (Extended Scene)

38:00-38:12 (Extended Scene)

(Date Unknown): “Can You Figure Out Who DID IT? - Jameson Jackson's Jolly Jaunts” to “JJ’s Jolly Jaunts” with another thumbnail change

April 11th, 2022: Happy 5th birthday Chase Brody (I have no idea where these 5 years went but I’m gonna try not let the next 5 pass so fast)

April 12th, 2022: “Argentum Inanis” to “Don’t Make Eye Contact” back to “Argentum Inanis”

Why is he just standing there…

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “We continue down the rabbit hole of Chilla's Art games. Up this time is the terrifying” 

0:00-1:51 (Extended Scene, believed to be Anti and Chase)

May 13th, 2022: IRIS Symbol Animation

May 19th, 2022: At I.R.I.S. we believe in helping create a better world for all of humanity

May 19th, 2022: We make the impossible, possible!

May 20th, 2022: What new scientific discoveries have got you guys excited?

May 21st, 2022: We’re going to be hiring soon, watch this space

May 23rd, 2022: We’ve got our EYES on the prize! Or should we say Irises?

May 23rd, 2022: Night Watcher Advertisement 

May 24th, 2022: We received reports of our systems going down today. We have located the problem and services should be up and running again. Sorry for the inconvenience

May 24th, 2022: “Dark Silence” to “What do you want from me?

May 25th, 2022: Making huge discoveries day after day at I.R.I.S. We’re very excited to share them with the world

May 26th, 2022: Are you an aspiring explorer? Have a penchant for the unknown? We want to hear from you!

May 29th, 2022: There’s been lots of talk of the multiverse recently in pop culture. It’s an incredible space to explore that might be more than fiction

May 30th, 2022: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

June 1st, 2022: Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

June 3rd, 2022: Shoutout to our tech team for making some of the most groundbreaking progress in recent years!

June 6th, 2022: Big things are coming!

June 7th, 2022: We will soon be approaching IRIS’s 100th anniversary 🥳 

We have something planned that we cannot wait to show you!

WORLD'S SCARIEST BABY | The Baby In Yellow

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Do not trust the Baby in Yellow”

0:00-1:00 (Extended Glitch)

June 10th, 2022: What would you like to see us do for our 100th anniversary?

June 13th, 2022: Imagination is more important than knowledge

June 19th, 2022: If you don’t try to create the impossible, you’ll never know where the limits can be pushed!

June 22nd, 2022: People only say “Reach for the stars” because they think it’s impossible to do so. 

What if we reached even further??

June 23rd, 2022: Science is like magic!

June 26th, 2022: 👁

                             👀

They Are Here…/ 3 Scary Games

New Title: 3 Scary Games

Page Source: Nothing

Description: This might be one of the scariest alien abduction games I've played”

0:00-1:05 (Extended camera view)

3:51-4:00 (Momentary camera view)

5:07-5:24 (Extended camera view)

20:29-20:34 (Momentary camera view)

39:42-39:55 (Extended camera view)

50:38-50:54 (Extended camera view)

June 26th, 2022: “They Are Here…/3 Scary Games” changed to “3 Scary Games”

July 5th, 2022: In the run up to 100 Years of IRIS, we’d like to share with you some of IRIS’s proudest achievements throughout years! We’ve surfaced the archives and found some astonishing photos of our earliest prototypes of our company’s greatest inventions.

July 7th, 2022: The Computer’s Aid! With a simple bone-conduction implant, this little device increased a person’s mental arithmetic skills by 76%! (Has been Deleted)

July 8th, 2022: A much earlier prototype was far more cumbersome and could only do one ear at a time (Has been deleted)

July 10th, 2022: Happy Birthday Jackieboyman!

July 16th, 2022: A year after the first commercial microwave was launched in 1947, IRIS took cooking one step further. The Retrowave! Not only could it cook frozen meals to perfection, it could return a stale meal back to its freshest state! Here the lab boys are testing a chicken dinner

July 31st, 2022: The pictures being taken with the James Webb Space Telescope are marvelous. Now everyone at home can see how truly beautiful our universe really is.

August 11th, 2022: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

August 11th, 2022: A lot changes in 6 years!

August 12th, 2022: The wondrous Lite-R device! This nifty little quantum mass displacer turned humanly unliftable objects as light as air! Just make sure that construction beam doesn’t go floating away in the breeze!

I Like Hearing Their Breath

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “3 scary games that will make your bones shiver”

0:00-0:52 (Extended Glitch)

August 15th, 2022: We have made great strides in understanding the effects of our science by utilising the Dr. Louis Hopkins assessment at key moments. Without his work at IRIS we would still be in the dark in many ways. This is a Dr.  Hopkins appreciation post

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

just keepin' track of my fave tumblr holidays, don't mind me

miscellaneous:

any thursday the 20th (this one too)/thursday the 4/20th

yesterday was tuesday, but today is tuesday too

will the wise wednesday

february

3rd: VANILLA SWEEP (2023)

13th: galentine's day

14th: dean and cas' wedding anniversary (2021)

also 14th: nick valentine's day

march

10th: mario day

14th: pi day

15th: the ides of march

27th: that one post that says 'tomorrow's halloween!', ''it's'tomorrow is march 28th', 'TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN', then has that gif of ben wyatt getting hit with a skeleton

31st: i didn't think march 31st existed

april

1st: mishapocalypse (2013), boop day (2024)

2nd: dashcon announcement post (2013)

13th: neil banging out the tunes (2006)

also the 13th: homestuck day (2009)

25th: the perfect date

30th: it's gonna be may

may

4th: star wars day

5th: revenge of the fifth

june

16th: those are his hooves you bitch (2014)

19th: don't hug me i'm scared

july

2nd: tumblr code (2012)

12th-13th: dashcon heritage posting (2014)

august

all month: start of spookyposting

1st: spn end!verse/croatoan date (2014)

september

all month: slightly more spooky/fallposting

18th: castieliversary (2008)

21st: do you remember?

27th: someone sewed a fried egg to a t-shirt

october

all month: halloween!!!

3rd: "on october third, he asked me what day it was" (mean girls) and 'don't forget 3.oct.11' (fma:b)

9th: happy leif erikson day!

13th: TREAT YO' SELF (2011)

19th: none pizza, left beef-iversary (2007)

21st: the day marty mcfly goes to the future (2015)

24th: the day frodo wakes up in rivendell (10 am)

november

1st: "there's only 365 days left 'till next halloween!", "364!"

5th: destiel is canon (destielputinelection day, 2020)

also the 5th: remember, remember

11th: barack obama signs 'thanks, i stole them from the president' into law (2012)

december:

21st: the day the would should have ended (2012)

24th: 'cause there's only one more sleep 'till christmas

[chibrary]

every time charles and pierre have interacted on twitter source: twitter season(s): 2015 - 2022

April 9th, 2015 - Charles has his first race for the Formula 3 European Championship; Pierre has his second season in GP2.

April 12th, 2015:

December 22nd, 2016:

June 20th, 2017:

December 2nd, 2017 - Pierre competes in Japanese Super Formula and makes his F1 Debut with Toro Rosso that year; Charles competes for Prema in F2.

June 13th, 2019:

November 17th, 2019 - Brazilian Grand Prix. Pierre gets his first podium; Charles and Seb both have to retire from the race after making contact with each other.

September 6th, 2020 - Pierre wins the Monza GP; Charles crashes out.

February 10th, 2021 - Off-Season:

June 8th, 2021 - Azerbaijan Grand Prix

June 27th, 2021 - Styrian Grand Prix; Charles makes contact with Pierre during the first lap, forcing Pierre to retire.

March 20th, 2022 - Bahrain Grand Prix: