#Accidents happen

[fruityheffalump]

[sammygrimoire]

Everyone felt confused as the glow of the summoning circle finally died down, the League had managed to subdue the cultists too late and now...

Wait, who and what were the cultists trying to summon?

Constantine stared at the ghost? bride?? That appeared over the summoning circle, looking confused and tired. The lead cultist had clearly screamed about summoning the Ghost king... wait, this dumbasses didn't accidentally managed to summon its bride did they???

Oh no, oh nononononono--

Danny just want a nap after a whole week of doing paperwork.

[puppetmaster13u]

Hey who wants a small WIP for my cryptid batfam story

🦇🦜🌃🦇🦜🌃🦇🦜🌃🦇🦜🌃🦇🦜🌃🦇🦜🌃🦇🦜🌃🦇

   Bruce nodded, giving them a small smile. “Good job,” he encouraged, as the many, many parenting books had said to do. Repeatedly. “And what do you think we should do?” 

   Barbara- sorry, Batgirl- was the first to pipe up, though both practically vibrated in glee, their little wings flapping as they moved. “Take them out from above! Not let them sound the alarm, and, and, um…” 

   “I hit them from behind and Batgirl can hit them from the front! And we won’t break a lung this time!” Dick chirped, bouncing slightly. Ah. Yeah, the first few times they had gone after the same person they’d managed to do more than crack a few of the person’s ribs, which, yeah. Not a good thing. 

   Not to mention the fact that one of the first lessons he had to teach them was how to properly hide a body, or at least hide how you might be the reason behind the death. Because small children diving at someone at thirty-to-eighty miles per hour (forty-eight to one-hundred and twenty-nine kilometers per hour, he mentally translated from habit) had a habit of collapsing a lung, crushing a liver, or just snapping a neck depending on where they hit. 

   Ugh, there were no parenting books to help with things like that. 

   “Anything else?” he hummed, keeping an eye down at the gang bustling around, a few guns waving around as they turned a few flashlights towards any shadow. Not complete idiots then, but still forgetting to so much as look up. Amateurs. 

   “Let one escape so they can lead us to where they’re storing stuff if it’s not in this warehouse?” 

   “Make sure not to give one a heart attack?” 

   “Oh! Oh! Make sure not to give you a heart attack!” 

[sunf10wer67]

She literally missed her arm and just full on grabbed her boob

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[beckiboos]

2 idiots who didn't mean to fall in love and did it anyway

[pkmn-smashorpass]

a person on the discord wants to smash grovyle so im voting yes mostly for them

You’re a good friend

[foxfire-official]

i accidentally (not really) burned leto's cape

“Since it was on accident I’ll let it go this time. Please be more careful in the future,”- Magnate Leto, currently on fire.

[kingcunny]

Just read your Baelon grooming Viserys bit, Do you think Jaehaerys was grooming his Alyssa replacement grandson while Baelon was alive or was he focused on Saera at that point? Did he only really start focusing on Viserys once he wanted Rhaenys out of the succession or was it before then?

so fun little fact i rediscovered while checking birth and death dates to make sure i have the timeline straight in my mind: saera gets sent to oldtown the same year alyssa dies. wonder if that has anything to do with jaehaerys trying to recreate them... or versions of them that Belong to him instead.

the idea to replace the relationship jaehaerys couldnt have with alyssa with her son probably came not long after her death, but i think jaehaerys would really turn his attention on viserys after aemons death. alysanne can call rhaenys their future queen all she wants but without a brother to marry to Make her queen*… :/ rhaenys was never a serious contender for the throne in jaes mind, he just kept waiting for aemon and jocelyn to give him a grandson. (pretending that its not obvious they only wanted one kid) but with aemon dead, viserys is jaes oldest male grandchild. the crown will go to baelon, and him after that. and while baelon accepted the crown and was ready to rule... viserys still needs some Work to get there.

part of jaes grooming of his grandson/replacement daughter was about keeping vis in his inner circle while also excluding rhaenys (by not grooming her). jae had already decided rhaenys was out of the succession before baelons death. baelon dying before becoming king just meant that jae had to cash in on that grooming to make sure vis makes the same choice his father did. (to pass rhaenys over)

im not sure if baelon would know what was going on between his father and son, (i also dont think hed look very hard) but even if he did i dont think hed really.. care? or see it as something he should stop? hes been socialized to accept incest as Normal. he married his sister and had three children with her. i dont think jae wouldve touched his sons (thats GAY) but maayybe baelon knew what was going on with him and his sisters, or had an idea about it. so when vis starts spending more and more time with jae, he maybe intentionally doesnt look very hard at it. vis had to get his 'out of sight out of mind' attitude from somewhere.

*(actually saying that, maybe jae starts with vis after rhaenys marrys corlys…? if shes gonna marry outside the family then clearly shes not very serious about being queen. her kids wont even be targaryens :/)

[sobeautifullyobsessed]

'Twas Moving Day today, and I'm glad to report that I'm in a warm, snug room ~ though due to nasty weather, I could only unpack the bare essentials from my car. The rest will have to wait until at least tomorrow.

Unfortunately, I'm pretty banged up from slipping several times on the heavy, wet snow.

Three times while moving my belongings into my car (landed hard twice, on my tailbone, so I'm icing it right now [thank heavens for motel ice machines!]) and twice more between my car and the new room. I fear I'll have to miss work tomorrow, a 8-hour shift I can't afford to lose, but I'll know better in the morning. So please keep your fingers crossed for me, not only for the financial reasons, but because a full absence will put me very close to the maximum allowed in a rolling six month period. Yup, that's Walmart for ya...

If I do have to miss, I'm gonna plead my case with human resources to forgive the absence. The woman in personnel was very sympathetic when I told her I was homeless, right before Christmas.

I know I've been very lucky this past year...very blessed, in fact...so I'm trying to stay hopeful about the situation.

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

how tf did topper piss himself while hiking yall are in NATURE

[cookieswithay]

"The battle of the air hockey!"🤣

Donnie x female reader!

⚠️Warnings: Spelling errors, since I NEVER see 'em! What's wrong with me? And very loooooong⚠️

Is this part of the random kiss saga? If I can't think of one for him, yes.

This day was off to a BOMB start. Your alarm clock woke you up early, so you got to do some early morning vibing. With the turtles, of course! After scaring the daylights outta Splinter, (and literally being dropped off in Leo's room) the boys suggested y'all play a game. Air hockey, which was Donnie's game.

"Aw, man," Leo said. "This is a close one." (Mikey's the grouchy referee, Leo's the announcer and Raph's your emotional support)

"Who will reign victorious?" He instigated. "Our unbeatable champion?" He said pointing at his twin.

"Or our overachieving rookie?" And motioned to you.

You were darn good at it when you're younger, but Donnie's been playing since he was six. You fell off the sport! BUT, you were still a force to be reckoned with.

"Poor, deluded, Y/N," Donnie chortled. "Oh, trash talk?" Leo said while scooting next to his brother. "As a matter of fact, yes," he got the mic.

"I OWN this game, Y/N."

"You might as well throw in the towel while you still can."

Leo's turned to you, with a "are you gonna take that?" look. You chuckled and readied a GOOD roast. But, Raph grabbed you up. Like, your face.

"Hey, hey," He said. "You're better than this, okay. Save your energy for the last point."

You nodded. And turned to the twins. "Let's FINISH this."

Donnie snickered, Obviously still thinking he had this in the bag. Mikey pulled out the puck. "You know rules, out of bounds doesn't count as points, no touching the puck," He turned to you.

"And, ladies first." He said in a "smooth" tone. You smiled.

"Favoritism." Leo coughed in the background.

"And no arguing with the ref!" He took a breath. "On your mark..." Donnie cracked his knuckles. "Get set..." Raph gave you thumbs up. "Leggo!" The puck was tossed! Lucky for you, it slid your way.

So you tested that luck, and went for the kill. The puck slid at lightning speed. But, your opponent's defense was WATER TIGHT. He blocked, making it ricochet to the right. Your eyes were locked on the moving disc. Just like D, you successfully blocked. But he was prepared! Again. This battle raged on, for what felt like forever.

So after a hour, Mikey called halftime.

"Your doing great, Y/N" Raph said. "He's getting tired."

You looked over at the purple masked turtle. He was leaning on one of the gaming chair, while drinking from a water bottle. He smiled smugly at you and winked. You gasped. How dare he try to disorient you! With good looks no less! That's when you remembered something. "Raph!" You said.

He looked down. "Did you notice how Donnie used his right arm during the game?" He looked around.

"Uh...yeah?" Normally you would've questioned Raph more on it, but you were on a roll. "Well he's now using his left hand, see?" Sure enough, his brother had his water bottle in his left hand.

"Hey, you're right," he smiled. "Donnie did tell us he was ambi-umbi- can use both hands!" You nodded. "So he'll be using his left this time!" It was all coming together.

"So, you'll have a advantage in sudden death!" He finished. You stood up. "That's right!" You looked over at Donnie. You snickered. "Prepare to lose, handsome."

~On the other side of the room~

"You are KILLING it out there."

Leo said, plopping down next to his brother. "As predicted Leo," Donnie said. "Y/N is doomed." He said, while grabbing a water bottle. While he was taking a swig, he caught your eye. Smart, cute looks are distracting. BUT, you ain't the only who could be cute.

Donnie smiled and winked. You looked away. He snickered "Don't stare at me."

His twin cleared his throat. "Now you didn't hear this from me but," He said.

"But, is it me or has Y/N gotten slower."

Donnie raised a "eyebrow".

"Think about it."

"Not only has she been playing for a hour and some change, but she still has to go to school."

His brother put two and two together. All the pieces came together. He looked at his phone. Time WAS running out. You were totally gonna rush. "You're right!" Donnie snapped.

Leo laughed. "You got this, she's running outta time."

"Heck yeah!"

They high fived and looked over at you. "Look out, beautiful," The purple masked turtle whispered. "You're going down."

~Sudden death!~

"Alright!" Mikey shouted. "We only got 30 minutes until Y/N has to go to school!"

Leo swung his arm around his brother. "So let's make it count!"

You stood tall. Jacket wrapped around your waist and with paint on your face! (Raph let you borrow some. Don't ask why he has it) "Don't worry guys," you said. "I'm not leaving till I win."

Leo and Raph "Ohhh!"-ed in the background. What could you say, you were cool. Donnie, on the other hand, remained silent. Part of you was worried he was planning something, but the other part, was focusing on the slight advantage you had. You had this. (...Maybe)

"Alright!" Mikey snapped. "This is the last time I'm throwing this down!"

Just like last time, you two were revving to go. Especially since both on you had a trump card. (In a way)

"And...Let's go!"

This time Donnie was quicker to the puck. You were faced with a zigzag attack! After some quick mental math, you struck back. JUST for him and successfully block.

Just like the last game, the clinking seemed endless. It didn't help that Leo kept calling out the time too. It was now or never! Okay, after a bathroom break, it was now or never. You locked eyes with your opponent, and gripped your paddle. How were you gonna break Donnie's defense? All your other points were starting to feel like luck! You woke up from daze when the puck came back. Only for you to give a weak bump.

'Dangit!' You thought.

It slid to the middle. It felt like the world stopped. Both of you jumping on the table. Screaming to get it. And, your pinky getting squashed. The world resumed.

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

(Think about any scream you want.)

~Laterz~

Final results: Donnie won. But, no gave a FIG, because of your injury. Here's how you got hurt. Y'know how it goes when the puck's stuck in the middle, and either you or your friend hops up to get it. Well, your paddle slipped from your hand. Leaving it in sliding zone. And since D was still in the moment, your pinky got rolled over. So when flew back screaming, your elbow bumped the disc into your goal.

(If you're left handed, just got rolled over. If you're right handed, you slid your paddle to the left)

Back to the story! You inhaled sharply, as you placed the ice on your finger. Right now, all of you guys were piled up in front of the projector. And just for today, Splinter let you sit in his chair. (He immediately gave it up when he saw you choking back tears) He was gonna scold the HECK outta them, but you insisted it was a accident. (He's still watching them though) So now everyone's doting on you.

(Dtello especially)

"How's your finger?" Raph asked, tearfully.

You thought about the throbbing pain.

"...Nice?"

He whimpered and turned away. Dang it. After listening to Jupiter Jim 2: the reckoning for awhile, you broke the silence.

"That's it!" You said, standing up. "Everybody, come here." They all looked at one another.

"Come here." You repeated.

They all stood in front of you. (Donnie trailing behind) You smiled.

"Hug me."

They all looked confused, but Leo actually said something.

"Now?"

You scoffed. "Yeah, now. When else-?"

You were cut by a SERIOUS embrace. Raph really put the cherry on top, when picked he y'all up. You grunted.

Maybe asking for a hug was a bad idea. Not only were you smashed against Mikey's shoulder, but you had to guard your finger. Pulling your face back, you cleared your throat.

"You guys, I already know how sorry you all are," you said while staring into wide eyes. "And I want you to know it's A-okay, okay?"

They all looked off. You sighed. It's not even that bad! It's just swollen.

After a little quietness, Raph spoke up.

"You're sure you're okay?"

You nodded.

"Don't wanna leave or anything?" Donnie added.

You shook your head. Sighs of relief everywhere. After being set down, you all looked at one another.

"Now, what do we do?" Mikey asked. You thought for a second.

"Well, technically we never the finished the air hockey tournament."

"You're not playing!" They said in unison.

"I'm not talking about me!" You snapped. "It's Raph and Leo's turn, remember?"

~Another later~

"What'd I tell you guys about using your mystic weapons!"

You shouted. Once again, you had to pull out a red card, because Raph used one of his justsus.

(Leo was doing the same)

"I swear, y'all some most lowdown, dirty, CHEATIN' folks I ever took score for." You said gruffly.

(You're the Ref this time)

"Sorry!" They called.

You adjusted your fake mustache and continued frowning. Man, who knew being the referee would so fun? You get to be grouchy for no reason!

"How're they doing assistant?" Mikey barked from the kitchen.

"Terrible!"

You coughed a bit. This angry voice was killing you.

"They're SO dishonorable!"

That got him. The two of you started rolling. In the middle of it, you heard a "ahem" from behind. You wiped your eyes and looked up.

"Hey."

"Hey D."

He sat down next to you and sighed.

"So who's winning?"

You snickered.

"Well Raph was at first, but then Leo used "trash talk" and let tell me you, it was effective. But then, I had to dock his points since he was using his sword. So now Raph's in the lead. But he's probably gonna lose that too."

"Figures."

Donnie said with a chuckle and looked over at his brothers. Just as you predicted, the oldest busted yet ANOTHER justsu. That's it!

"Halftime!"

~The LAST later~

"But it wasn't my fault!"

"I'm not asking who's fault it was!"

Again, you and Donnie are vibing in the sidelines. Right now, Mikey's chewing the other two out.

"You want me to call dad!?

"You wouldn't dare!"

(Right now he's arguing with Leo.)

"Hey,"

Donnie said, while snapping.

"Gimme your hand."

You were a little reluctant because of the snapping, but you gave him your hand. He pulled out a bandaid from who knows where and wrapped it around your pinky.

"Haha, thanks Don-"

You shut up when you felt his LIPS touch it. It felt weird... but nice at the same time. It even made you shiver a bit. He pulled away with a "mwah"

"That was a Hamato family tradition."

"It is?" You thought outloud.

"Well it's not official or anything, but it's something we always do here. Operation: kiss it and make it better" He said with his normal smug smile.

You replayed the sentence in your head for awhile. When suddenly, you remembered something.

"Kiss it and make better, huh?"

He nodded, looking confused. Perfect. You got up on your knees and turned his face towards yours. The look of anticipation was indeed adorable, but you weren't gonna kiss him. Well, not on his lips. Instead, you tilted his face UPWARDS, and kissed him on the chin. Must've felt weird since Donnie yelped and pushed you away.

"Geez, careful of the injured." You muttered to yourself.

"Sorry, sorry," He said, quickly. He took a breath.

"Anyway, WHY did you do that?"

You snickered mischievously.

"I simply remembered you slammed your chin on the hockey table when we both went for the puck."

"So I carried out ol' kiss and make it better."

He opened his mouth to say something. But turned a nice shade of pink and turned away. He sighed.

"Well played, Y/N ,well played."

You laughed triumphantly. (Imitating D actually.) If you're wondering what the "well played" meant, it's because the two of you always play like this. It's like a flirt game. Since neither of you plan on confessing anytime soon, it's a dumb way get out your feelings.

(Although this is the first time lips came in the game)

You leaned on his shoulder.

"Speaking of which, didn't you bang your chest plate thing as well-"

"I'M GOOD, I'm good."

He said, scooting away. You started laughing. It's seriously getting easier and easier to frazzle this dude. But knowing Donnie, he'd get you back. He is a SUPER bad tease after all.

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Haha! I had this one in the bag for like two months. It's like one of those fics, you add more to when you see 'em again. Know what I mean? Anyway hope you enjoyed this, it was fun to write.

Wait!

A quick rundown on how the tournament was set up:

Now the game started with two battles.

Mikey vs. Raph and Leo vs. You. Mikey and Leo lost so you and Raph faced off. Inevitably, you beat him. And the last opponent was Donnie D. (He was supposed to be like the final boss or something.) So that's why Raph and Leo faced off. It was for second place.

[wanhedas-dagger]

Clexaweek - Day 4: Accidents happen!

Oops...

Omegaverse. Rated E.

Clarke and Lexa have been dating for almost three months now and things have been going really well for them. The sex, in particular, is mindblowingly amazing - like tonight. Neither of them are on their mating cycles at the moment and the closest one is Clarke's but that isn't due for another two weeks at least, so they're both entirely unprepared when Clarke's knot starts to inflate in the middle of their bedroom activities. Yes, they could stop- should stop because they both know better than to keep going without protection when Clarke can potentially breed and knot Lexa. But they can't be trusted to make the best choices when their decision-making capabilities are compromised by...well, the horniness. And there is one very real possibility that comes from an Alpha and Omega knotting...

Omegaverse biology lore/explanation here Details on Clarke's cock here

read here || other clexaweek works

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Be careful. He bites.

Eddie and Steve are hanging out, doing anything they can to NOT look at each other. Eddie's trying not to let the intrusive thoughts win.

'Don't do it. Whatever you do, Edward, do NOT bite Steve Harrington's ass.'

Steve is pacing, and he happens to wander in front of Eddie.

'Don't do it!'

Steve’s back is turned to Eddie, giving the metalhead gremlin a good view of his backside.

'Don't!'

And. . .

"DID YOU JUST BITE MY ASS?!"

Well, at least he tried.

[lyr-art]

Accidents Happen.

Part 1/2

[snailsandpuppy-dogtails]

Oops

A year ago, Oops was posted to Ao3. It's my only 4+1 things. 5,932 words of Garvez, humor, feelings denial, the whole cast, all while accidentally injuring Kevin Lynch, it's easy to see why this was a much enjoyed fic.

ONE

"I’m sorry, he did what? He said what? After she was shot by a date he broke into her apartment, shut off the breaker, lurked in the dark, and then told her she was overreacting?! And you all didn’t murder him? Morgan didn’t break his face pushing him down the stairs?”

Luke's feeling on Battle's fate was undeniable when told, but hearing what she was made to put up with after, from someone who purported to love her, awashed him with new bitterness.

“She didn’t tell us until a lot later. I think she knew some of us would have come close to losing our jobs.”

Throw.

Catch.

Throw.

Catch.

“...the way she’s THEE soundbite for work-place sexual harassment.”

Luke laughed, ducking his head. Catch. Throw.

“It cooled off after you left, and I was definitely never a recipient.”

Catch. Morgan’s eyebrows raised. “Huh.” Throw.

They were in the empty gym tossing a baseball back and forth. Morgan was in town doing some consulting work for the FBI. They had started the game up in the BAU office, but were quickly pushed down to “a more appropriate place” as Prentiss put it. One close call too many and “other people trying to work”. The two men had some familiarity before Morgan left and Luke joined, but grew closer through the group chat Garcia resistantly added Luke to and refused to take Morgan from.

“She slipped up once though, and started to” a lopsided smile appearing at the memory.

Catch.

“then caught herself and told me: That sounded like flirting. I don’t do that with you. It’s in my mission statement.”

Throw.

Catch. Morgan shook his head. “Baby Giiiiirl”

Throw.

They were moving back and forth, throws alternating from hard to soft. Conversation had gone from family life, to the job, to reminiscing. It was an easy flow of comparison, no pissing contest, neither needing to prove anything to the other. They respected each other, liked one another, understood the stresses of the job they each faced, loved the same people...

“I told her to try being a little more friendly with you.”

Catch.

“Yeah, maybe remind her. Daily.” More laughing.

Throw.

Morgan caught the ball with one hand and twisted his wrist looking at his watch. “It’s Friday night and almost quitting’ time. You think those pencil pushers are gone yet?”

Throw.

“Only one way to find out.” Luke grinned, "Head up?”

They hadn’t bothered to stop the game, toss, catch, toss, catch. Through the hall and up the elevator, seeing the room all clear they continued in throwing.

“Eaaay, Pretty Boy, wanna join in? Jayge?” Rossi and Prentiss watched from the catwalk as the team spread out across the room, ball flying and fumbling.

“So we all goin’ out tonight? Or is it just me and my girl?”

Penelope appeared, all packed up, from around the corner joining Rossi and Emily in watching. “Aww, Sugar, it’s your last night. I thought we were gonna stay in bed and watch a movie.” she simpered.

Throw.

Catch. The game continued around the room.

“Woman, you can’t keep me there all the time. And anyway, I hear you still need bonding practice with my boy here.”

Throw.

Penelope looked from Derek to Luke, Luke making a mocking “told you so” face in return. Catch.

Her eyes narrowed, “We just went out. Fine. Are you all done? Let’s go!” and swept her hand for emphasis, everyone else making for the door.

Spencer had the ball, so took the opportunity for one last toss. He threw it hard, but off center. Luke lunged sideways to catch it, not noticing the scrunched and wide-eyed faces ranging from shock to amusement, only hearing the words “oh shit” and “oh no” too late, his body colliding forcefully into another as he leapt diagonally tackling something large, and soft, and meaty. Another person. They tumbled to the ground Luke on top of Kevin, hand with ball having clocked him directly on the side of his head. Luke looked down hand still gripping ball. “Oooh.” Sorry?”

“That’s why I said GYM!” Emily threw her hands up, vindicated.

What was Kevin doing here so late?

Kevin huffed a laugh, “Can you get off me, Alvez?”

“Right, yeah.” Luke pushed up, stifled laughter and coughs falling around them.

Instinctually, he grabbed the other man and pulled him to his feet, steadying him. He may not like him, but it was a genuine accident and he felt bad.

Alvez, that pretty boy neanderthal from Fugitives Task Force. Kevin didn't like him on principal, hated him now that he'd punched him and then righted him like some child. Completely embarrassing.

Fucking asshole

Everyone liked him, his smug face, his need to be better than everyone else, prove how much stronger and smarter he was. His constant doubting of the information Kevin had given him. It wasn’t his fault a fugitive moved, that’s what they do, that’s why they’re fugitives! He never had a steady girlfriend, he was definitely one of those guys who used a new girl every weekend. And now he was here working with Penelope. His Penelope. He could only imagine what that was like. He knew how she was with Morgan, he could see how easy it would be for her to slip right into that pattern with this one.

Morgan moved closer, arms folded tight across his chest. “Kevin.”

Morgan never did like Kevin for Penelope, found it unbelievable how quickly he moved in on her, felt he was taking advantage of someone who had just experienced serious trauma. Emotions run high during times like that and people form weird bonds. It was the only explanation he could come up with for why Penelope Garcia, brilliant goddess, would forgive him and put up with his bullshit time and time again. But now that they’d been through for a while, years, he wasn’t about to let him slip back in.

“Hey, Morgan.” the man shied away, but straightened up.

“Kevin,” Penelope rushed, “ we were all just leaving. Whatever it is it’ll have to wait until Monday.”

Rossi stepped off the catwalk, tagging team members as he walked, “You heard the Kitten, team. My house for Morgan’s last night.”

Kevin was left standing alone.

TWO

Luke had run into Kevin in the previous divisions he worked in before settling in with BAU. And though he generally liked everyone, he hated Kevin Lynch. Growing up he was aware that his athletic build could be imposing and that his looks could be alienating, so he really did try to be as friendly and open with everyone as possible, let them know he wasn’t an asshole. But not with Kevin Lynch. The stories just added to his dislike, one more piece of evidence tipping the scale out of Kevin’s favor. One more thing that highlighted how self-centered, manipulative, and incompassionate he really was. But he was a professional, so until Kevin showed up on a list somewhere, he wasn’t going to do anything. Kevin wasn’t really his problem, he just tried to stay clear of him as much as possible. Weirdly, that wasn't working out lately.

He rolled over looking at the clock. Fuck. 10 am. He was in so much shit. He had to go. He was late. Why hadn’t his alarm gone off?! Where was Roxie?! Oh, yeah, still at the sitters. Thank god. Luke tore off the blanket, jumped in the ice cold shower, quickly washing down like he’d learned in the military and hopped out. He grabbed a clean gray shirt and jeans, ripped a navy button-up off the hanger, pulled on his boots, and brushed his teeth at the kitchen sink while a cup of instant coffee heated in the microwave. In 5 minutes he was out the door and attempting to avoid mid-morning traffic and collisions.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Thankfully, Emily was pretty understanding, but he really needed to finish up those reports and get them turned in. Like he had planned on doing this morning.

His phone rang while he was driving. He answered, hands-free. “Alvez? Where are you?” came the clipped voice on the other end.

“Sorry, Prentiss, I’m on the highway now… unexpected late start. I’ll be there in 20.”

“As soon as you can. We’re briefing. New case.”

She sounded pissed.

A sick anxiety flooded him. Of course this would happen the one time he woke up late. The one time his alarm didn’t go off or he hadn’t heard it…No time to inspect what really happened there. And now he had to try and fight his way though this traffic and get to work and he couldn’t finish up his paperwork and he would end up getting even more because of the new case. God damn it. He couldn’t catch a break. He swooped into the FBI parking structure, tires squealing as he took turns around poles and pulled into a spot at the far end of the lot. He grabbed his bag and rushed towards the elevator.

Pushing the button, he bounced on his toes.

Come on, come on, come on. Hurry up.

That’s when he noticed the note, the lack of light at the top. Elevator was down for maintenance. He had to take the stairs and use the lobby entrance. As he darted up the stairs taking steps three at a time he couldn’t help but laugh thinking about Garcia in her platform heels climbing these same stairs this morning, coffee and computer in hand. Struggling. Fussing. If he had been on time he might have been able to offer her help in carrying something. Walked up with her. But here he was darting up the dirty cement blocks alone and late. And holding everyone else up.

Light shone through the walls, ground level. He’d made it. Just a few more steps. Luke burst through the stairwell doors, running across the front of the building, reminding himself to walk when he got to the main lobby entrance. Didn’t want to set off alarm bells. Though he was sure they had lots of irritated agents passing through, frustrated at having been inconvenienced.

Luke opened the large glass door, cool air-conditioning hitting him instantly. “Luke Alvez?”

Shit.

His access badge. “Morning, Gina…I..”

She threw her hands up knowing exactly what he was going to say. “Downed elevator’s bringing in all the old faces this morning. Go through the scanners and come see me.” The elevator was adding more time already, he really didn’t have time for pleasantries, but it would take longer to run back down the stairs and then back up again. And it might offend Gina. He quickly offloaded his weapons into the tray and walked through the scanners. All clear. One thing going his way this morning. He collected his stuff and was putting it all back in place while walking over to the older lady.

“I could see you were in a bit of a rush, BAU now huh?” she handed him something to sign. “I cleared you. Sign it and go. But make sure to bring me a coffee some time, yeah?”

Luke beamed at the woman. “Thank you. “

“Oh, hey, Alvez, elevator inside’s down for the next hour too. Gotta take the stairs.” she gave him a tight lipped frown pointing off to the side.

“Fffffuh-“ he sighed, and took long strides towards the stairs, rubber soles of boots gripping and propelling him along the slick tile floor. Shortly he found himself racing up another set of steps, and another, and another until he’d hit the BAU’s level. At this point he gave up all pretense and ran. God, they were going to give him so much crap. He wouldn’t blame them if they had briefed without him and just made him catch up on the jet. There was the door! Luke grabbed it, but something bright and blonde racing along the catwalk on the other side caught his eye and his breath as he was opening it.

He thrust the door inward watching her disappear around the corner, the door meeting a heavy resistance, a loud thunk, and an even louder “OW! What the FUCK!? Alvez?! ”

And there he was.

Kevin Lynch. Gaslighting asshole.

Laying on the floor of the BAU office.

And there she was, head popping back around the corner to investigate.

Luke leaned over, extending a hand as everyone in the office watched in dead silence. “Oh, Lynch. Sorry about that, I didn’t see you...” He was kind of embarrassed, if he hadn’t been watching Penelope he’d have definitely seen Lynch. And though he had new reasons to leave this monster on the floor and walk over him, he was in a governemnt building with lots of on-lookers. Best to make nice and move on.

Kevin ignored the proffered hand getting up on his own, hands going from forehead to nose rubbing, feeling, checking for the blood that was definitely oozing. “The doors are glass, Alvez." he spat “Clear. How could you not?”

Luke bounced from the injured man to Penelope, still peaking out from the corner covering her mouth, eyes squinted … was she laughing? He made sure that her eyes were on his when he made his apology, “Sorry. Distracted.” and brushed past Kevin.

What was he doing up here any way?

Fuck Lynch.

He had a rainbow to catch.

THREE

Luke wasn’t normally accident prone, so she found it pretty suspicious that he kept accidentally injuring Kevin. After JJ recounted the lows in her relationship to him over drinks one night. She thought he sounded a little jealous, looked a little hostile… like she’d been told Derek had when Kevin announced to the whole team they were dating while stepping up to Rossi…after she told him not to. Whatever. But, she shook it off, no reason Luke should be jealous, they were teammates, nothing more.

"You know, if you had a system of organization, you would be less likely to lose things.”

"Spencer, I love you like a brother, but I will hurt you.”

Luke was franticly shuffling manilla files, gray folders, stacking, restacking, unstacking. Desk. Chair. Floor. Open desk drawer, slam it closed.

“What he means is, if you didn’t keep your desk looking like the under side of your teenage bed, you’d know where you put it.”

Luke ran his fingers through his hair pulling, “TARA- Not. Helping.” he gritted out and broke into a strained laugh thinking about the very neat room he kept as a kid, continuing to grab at files, read and toss, read and toss.

“Even now, you’re mixing up stacks! Do you know what you’ve looked at and what you haven’t at this point?” Spencer continued safely from the other side of the cubicle.

Luke broke down collapsing into the chair, head falling into his hands, reports slipping onto the floor, more stressed laughter floating around them. “No. Guys, help me. Or don’t, but I need to find this file, I have to be in court tomorrow.” He wasn’t normally messy, his house was spotless, everything in it’s place. Efficiency. But work had gotten away from him, case after case, file after file, paperwork mounting and more frequent trips away for longer…Things had gotten a bit out of hand at his station. Normally he liked to have everything cleaned up, finished and put away before he left, but they’d been busy so much lately…and now it was missing. And it should have been near the top, if not on the top. He was JUST looking at it yesterday. In this very building.

Tara frowned sipping her coffee, “Alright, just calm down. Relax, close your eyes. Let’s walk through it. Go back to what you last read.”

"You wanna do a cognitive?" he asked, looking at her incredulously.

“Just, go with it. Think about what it said. What you were thinking about. Notice the feel of it in your hands, the object under you. Where are you?”

Luke leaned back in the chair, trying to focus as much as possible, eyes closed, going back. “I’m in the BAU. I know that. Tara, I had it with me yesterday, here. But now it’s not.” He threw his head back frustrated.

“Ok.” Spencer removed his bag, storing it under his desk, “How about we each take a stack. We’ll go through things together. But after, you really need to figure out a system. In box and out box or something.” he suggested.

Tara took a stack of gray files, Spencer took a stack of manilla, and after he’d read and confirmed each was not the right one, he put all of his in chronological order, earliest to latest. And then the ones Tara had gone through, and then the ones Luke was going through. By the end all of Luke’s reports were tidily together, organized and in a manageable order. But that file was still missing. He slumped into the black leather, defeated. “I don’t understand. It should be here. Fuck.”

Tara leaned against the desk, thinking about possible scenarios. They worked in a secure building, it’s not like someone would come take it off his desk. “-Hey…Alvez, did you, maybe, take it home last night?”

“I-.” He didn’t think so, but anything was possible. “I’ll be back, if anyone asks.” and out he raced down the elevator, into the parking lot, and out to his truck.

“So… is he going home?" asked Spencer. Tara clapped him on the back, “Don’t worry about it.”

He rummaged through the center console, felt around and peeked under all his seats, shoved his hands between the cushions, and checked in the seat pockets. Nothing. Of course. Locking the vehicle, he sighed heading back in.

Where could he have left it?

Backpack. If he did bring it home, maybe it was in his bag.

Nervous energy mounted as the elevator slowly climbed higher. He dodged under his desk frantically grabbing at his backpack. His last hope, it had to be there whether he remembered packing it or not.

Please be there Please be there Please be there

Feeling the weight, he knew the answer before ever unzipping it. He squeezed his eyes shut tight willing it by some magic to Mary Poppins itself into life. He thrust his hand in, dug around the familiar textures and shapes. Opened them, pulled it wide and tossed it to the floor.

“FUUU-“ A loud, warbling yell boomed behind him, he turned to see hands grasping wildly at his desk as a large body fell forward, feet tangled in straps. Lynch. Shit. First he punches him, then he plows him down with a glass door, now he trips him with a backpack.

Why was he up here anyway? Wasn’t he supposed to be on level 2?

“Newbie! What are you doing? I mean besides setting up tripping hazards for other employees?” A high, anxious, familiar nagging.

Luke turned his head from the man on the floor to the woman standing feet away, shock and guilt evident on his face. And he couldn’t help it, he started to laugh. It was a little funny, it was kind of like karma. “I’m sorry, I wasn’t looking I didn’t mean to….I was just… I’m trying to find a file!” He wiped the smile off his face turning back to the man, “Lynch, I’m sorry. Here, let me.” He may hate him, but he could be nice for Garcia’s sake. Just because he didn’t like the guy didn’t mean he couldn’t be civil. He reached for Kevin, now on all fours scowling.

“Don’t touch me. Just be more careful.” He reached stinging hands up to the desk pulling himself upright facing Luke.

Penelope cut in, newly annoyed, “You mean the one you LEFT in my cave yesterday?! Here.” She gave him a pointed look and slammed the report to his chest, walking briskly past the two men into the kitchenette.

They both watched her go, Luke wondering what he’d done to make her so mad all of a sudden, then faced one another again. Luke’s unoccupied hand came out in apology, “Really, Lynch, it was an accident”, a peace-offering shake extended between them. Kevin's jaw flexed looking Luke up and down. “Don’t worry about it.” he grumbled, and walked off.

Penelope’s office. That’s right. He was holding it when he came to say good night.

FOUR

He wasn’t jealous. Really. There was no reason to be jealous. If anything, Kevin should be jealous. After all, he got to work with her every day, have her talk to him, on the rare occasion when she slipped up, flirt with him. He got to hug her, and touch her, and hear her laughter, hangout with her and see her at parties, cook dinner at Rossi's. Kevin would never have that again, had he ever. No, he wasn’t jealous Kevin Lynch, that awful no-bounderies slimy tech analyst he had history with had been with Penelope. Their Penelope. They were accidents…mostly. Really.

It had been a long, bad case. They all needed to decompress before heading to their homes, to their families, to the people around them who simply would never understand. They would not wish for them to understand. Even Matt, who found the greatest comfort in being with his kids and Kristy, couldn’t muster the courage to face them just yet. And Penelope needed her people. Needed to be around them, hear them, see them, feel them, know they were real and ok and uninjured. That they were all safe and home. And so tonight, though they were all exhausted, they were going out after work, going to the bar, going to drink shitty well drinks (not Tara or Rossi) and listen to music on a buzzing sound system. Play pool, play darts, inhale the stale smoke that permeated the plaster walls and booth leather decades ago, and know they had all survived and would continue to.

After a few drinks everyone split off into little groups around the space. Spencer was talking with Emily at the table, JJ and Matt were playing pool, Tara inserted herself into a conversation about the legitimacy of Shelby mod kits (not legitimate, obviously), and Rossi was at the bar keeping tabs on everyone around him.

“You wanna play?” Luke nodded to the vacant dartboard.

“Oh, no, i’m terrible.” Penelope laughed, “JJ, though she’s great, used to hustle guys out of money all the time.”

“JJ’s busy at the pool table. I thought those fingers were magic. Come on Garcia, show me what ya got. Maybe I can give you some pointers…” he grinned.

Luke stood up, leading a smiling, protesting Penelope by the hands to the game space. They were laughing and joking, Penelope fully enjoying herself. Luke showed her where to stand, and stood behind her, hand on hand guiding her movements but quickly found she must have been snowing him. Penelope Garcia was a ringer at darts. She shrugged all coy, “Maybe JJ rubbed off on me…”

Something about tonight, right now, felt different between them. She was opening up, being silly and playful, just the two of them. Maybe it was how awful this case had been that had pushed her towards him, maybe she was just finally accepting him. It was Luke’s turn and Penelope's arm slid around his back trying to tickle him, fingers coming to ribs as he raised his hand to throw.

“Penelope, STOP, you're cheating!” He laughed, resisting the convulsions his body wanted to make at her touch. Her face was pure joy watching his until she glanced past him, stilling.

“-Kevin” It was breathless, and quiet and filled with frustration and if she hadn’t been right next to him he was sure he wouldn't have heard it. But he did…just as his fingers let go and his arm had flown, his body jerked away from her instinctively because of the tickling, and well…

"AHHH!” Kevin Lynch was standing off to the side, dart plunged neatly into the soft, front round of his shoulder joint, staring in disbelief clutching at the top of his chest.

“Luke!” Penelope immediately reprimanded brows knit and mouth dropped open in a wide “O” She let go of his flannel, hands flying to her mouth.

“I didn’t- It was an accident!” He wasn’t really concerned with Kevin, it was superficial, he’d live. Dart tips were like, what? An inch? He was, however, concerned Penelope might start thinking this was intentional…

Penelope found her legs, scurrying over. “Kevin, what are you doing here?!” Her hand hovered back and forth over the injury, unsure of touching it. Tara grabbed a couple of napkins from a table near by and passed them off. Penelope plucked the dart out and replaced it with the napkins “Here, hold it, apply pressure. Hold it!” She shrilly commanded, letting go and stepping back. Her body language said everything, arms folded, high shoulders, hunching forward, foot turned out, and she was tapping. Luke looked to Rossi across the room, to JJ near by, and Emily talking with Spenser who gave a slight shake of her head “no”. Luke stepped back to JJ and Matt at the pool table.

“So what is this, he stalking her now?” he whispered.

“He couldn’t be so stupid. He has to know we’re here…” JJ answered back.

It was at that point Kevin’s pain turned to rage, “I’m gonna fucking kill him!” he lunged forward, snarling face pointed towards where Luke, JJ, and Matt stood, but he found he wasn’t moving. “AHHHH! he yelled again in pain, noticing the finely manicured hands of Tara and Rossi holding him back, Tara’s placed just so, directly over the wound digging in as he pushed away from them.

Penelope didn’t move, didn’t flinch, “Why are you here, Kevin?” she demanded again.

He glanced from her friends back to her, glaring at Luke “… I heard it was a bad case… I tried to catch you at work,” he looked down hissing in pain and jerked, shaking off the hands restraining him. “I wanted to check on you, to see if you…wanted some company. But they said you’d gone, so I don’t know. It was stupid, I just wanted to come see you, that’s all.” he finished, looking back up softly at Penelope, then coldly at Luke, “I know how these things affect you.”

“That’s nice, but you can see i’m with the team, i’m in good hands, and we’re all fine. You’re free to go, have a good night.” She turned away heading to JJ and Matt.

“Penelope, wait.” And there he was again not willing to listen, serving his own needs. She didn’t even bother to face him.

“Kevin, please leave. I want to be with my team tonight.” JJ and Matt wrapped her in a hug. Everyone else stood watching him, daring him to make a move beyond what she’d just requested. He didn’t and walked back out.

Leave it to Kevin Lynch to ruin the night.

FIVE

Luke remembered hearing Kevin whine to various co-workers about his girlfriend turning down his proposal before. He’d say her job was too stressful and he told her she should just quit and move out to the country, relax. Luke didn’t feel especially bad for the guy, something about Kevin always rubbed him the wrong way. Why would you be spreading gossip about your own girlfriend all over the building you both worked in if you supposedly loved her? The big thing Luke remembered though, why he really didn’t like Kevin, was Lynch puffed up around the office one day going on about how his girlfriend asked him not to talk to her boss about them, but he was "gonna show her how much of a man he was, he wasn’t scared of David Rossi” whoever that was...Why would you go against the explicit wishes of your girlfriend and jeopardize her position? Kevin was a dick. You don’t respect someone’s wishes, you don’t respect them. And now knowing Penelope was that girlfriend, he hated him. Knowing that he hurt Penelope, intentionally brought another woman to JJ’s wedding, knowing that he manipulated her and complained about her all over the office, how on and off they were, he wanted to wipe the floor with Kevin Lynch.

Since that night out, she really had been nicer, friendlier towards him. He would bring her coffee from Lunacorn most mornings, and she’d pretend to be surprised, small hand coming up to push at his chest, “For moi?”, or “Luke Alvez, stop making me like you!” grinning and walking away. He wanted to chase after her in those moments. They had turned a corner, and he loved every minute of it, he couldn’t get enough of her. Dancing with her at parties, standing next to her at Rossi’s cooking nights, hip bumping into his, her greetings becoming more flirtatious over the phone, but still just a little bit mean, a tart sweetness. She would never be completely nice to him and truthfully he liked it that way. He didn’t need someone to stroke his ego, he needed someone to keep him on his toes. He needed Penelope Garcia.

And so it was her he was thinking about on this very slow work day. Thankful for the chance to finally finish filling out his reports and get them turned in, but wishing for a technicolor-tech distraction. Prentiss had been very understanding about the paperwork, but the bureau was less so. They were breathing down her neck, so she had passed along the note. The paperwork was always the hardest part for him, recounting events, writing it all down, making sure nothing got left out, that everything was objective and nothing was bias, just the facts and their profile. It was very analytical, monotonous, and tedious work. And under the fluorescent lights it was awful. He sat up stretching, taking in the pile of to-do he’d gotten through and felt he earned himself a coffee break. Plus a walk around the office was good for you, kept your joints lubricated, blood flowing, your mind sharp, and it stopped his ass from going numb. And maybe, if he was lucky, he’d bump into his favorite display of hue. He knew where to find her, but he didn’t want to bother her if she was working on something. He made a lap around the bullpen, and then a lap around the catwalk, crossing near her office, door closed. His smile faltering the slightest bit. Emily’s head popped out of her office.

“Alvez, you need something?”

“Huh, uh, no. Just stretch break.” he pointed to the stack of files his desk, “Almost done. I’ll have um all for you by tonight.”

She gave a tight smile, “Ok” and disappeared again.

Deciding to get back on it, he walked to the break room to make a quick cup of coffee before diving back in. No Penelope distraction, it would seem. He was head deep in the cupboard looking for a clean mug when he felt a familiar soft hip check his.

“Tea, for me Newbie? You shouldn’t have...” she purred.

He closed the door, pulling out the last remaining clean mug and smiled wide, “In your dreams, Chica, there’s only one cup left.”

Penelope pouted, invading his personal space, “I thought you worshiped me”, her fingers closing around the cup.

His cheeks flushed, she was so close, so very close. “Even dutiful servants need their energy. Go get me one of the five I know are in that cave of wonders, and I’ll show you how devoted I am.”

She smirked, turning around, orange and vanilla smacking him in the face, “Come get it yourself.” and left him standing there. He looked from Penelope to his desk, he really did need to finish that stack of work before the day ended, couldn’t let feelings get in the way of work. He finished making the coffee and headed back to his desk, the light blue mug of daisy-cats mocking him and urging him to work faster from where it sat safely on the back of his desk.

He had two more reports left to do, small victories. Coffee drained from the cup, and unable to get her out of his mind, he got up, washed the mug, and brewed her favorite tea stashed in the back of the far drawer. It was only fair, she did a lot, she needed the boost too. Luke walked from the kitchenette, up the stairs across the cat walk and around the corner, head down ignoring the very pointed looks he could feel JJ, Matt, and Tara trading. He could do nice things for people. It didn’t mean anything.

"Kevin you can’t file a complaint. I won’t let you."

"He’s doing it on purpose!"

"No he isn't! What reason would he have? Luke is one of the sweetest people! He’s not some school yard bully!”

Luke stopped short, they were fighting. About him. Kevin wanted to file a complaint? Nice. So much for interoffice relations. Baby.

“Penelope, it’s not up to you, I came here out of courtesy, nothing more.”

“AND I TOLD YOU I won’t let you. I will delete it Kevin. Like it never even existed. I’ll write code that deletes it every time you file just to save me time if i have to. I don’t care.”

"Ooooh! Oh, I see.”

"What does that mean? What do you “see” ?!”

"That face. It was the same with Morgan! Some big, strong, handsome, fatheaded asshole walks in the door and you can’t help but fall all over yourself for them. He’s playing you! He’s using you.”

She was quite. He knew what that meant, there was either a furious Penelope on the other side or a broken one. He worried his lip, unsure what to do. How could he convince her it wasn’t true?

When she spoke again her voice was like steel. “You don’t talk about Derek. You are the only person here who ever thought I was being used.” Furious. Good.

Just because he was awful, didn’t mean everyone else was too. He was sick of this, tired of this guy showing up, tired of hearing him tear her down, hearing about how he belittled her, and tried to make her be less than she was. She deserved so much, so so much. Right now all he had was tea, but he could try for more. Luke took a deep breath, and moved forward, he knocked briefly and opened the door, not waiting for a response. He put on his brightest smile, because truthfully, he couldn’t not when she looked at him, and stepped into the room cup extended.

“Oh, great it’s you.” Was the first sound he was met with,"Get out, Alvez. Or have you come to spill that boiling bog water on me?” Luke kept his eyes on Penelope, but his smile flickered at the thought.

No, Lynch, I have something better in mind.

Luke ignored the man, speaking to her, voice low and soft, filling the space as only he could. "Hey, Garcia. Penelope…. I brought you that tea, but…” He glanced to the deep brown liquid and back to the same brown in her eyes, his head falling to the side, "I’d like to take you out. Can I take you to dinner?”

He could hear Kevin sputter as he watched Penelope’s eyes light up, rapidly nodding her head.

Fuck Kevin lynch, he hoped that hurt.

[summerlovingbaby]

Accidents Happen P3

Y/N had long since stopped acting like she was a skittish cat when she lived at the place called home, she spoke as open and as freely as she knew how and she grew accustomed to the idea of her newly found freedom. It took about 7 months before Y/N was completely comfortable, and trusted Yamada and Aizawa as much as she knew how to trust a person, they saved her life and made it worth living, so she trusted them more than she trusted herself.

They taught her things like how to turn off the stove, and they sat at the dinner table every night and talked about the minute details of life that Y/N never had the luxury to think about. The nightmares still happened on occasion, but most nights were dreamless. She stopped thinking of herself as a burden and more of a thing that occupied the same place as them.

One time they took her to the movies and she would have considered that the best day of her life, but the best day of her life was when they saved her. She would never  stop owing them, she would never be able to repay them.

When Yamada came down the stairs with a empty cup of coffee, Y/N was sitting on the barstool nose buried in a book as she poorly sounded out words. Learning to read was hard, but she was determined, because once she learned to read she could gain the large expanse of knowledge that was ripped away from her.

Aizwas followed after him robe hanging open, holding a empty glass of water, he looked happy despite the tired that lines that etched into his face. The smile lines on his cheeks always gave him away. 

“ Good morning,” Yamada said, trudging over to the fridge, swinging the door open, before he stuck his head in the cool expanse searching for more creamer for his second cup of coffee.

Aizawa set the empty glass in the sink and leaned on the kitchen island. “ You’re up early.” he said calmly, a simple raise of his eyebrow. A question, leaving the door open for her to answer… or chose not too. She ever so often chose not to say a word about how she slept, ever since that night, which in itself was an answer enough.

“ I couldn’t sleep.” she said, not looking up from the book. Her eyes going over the same letter, the word that she can’t sound out. Jubilant.

“ Nightmare?” Yamada asked.

“ I don’t know if it counted,” she whispered. “ It was me and Eri, we were running somewhere, she was dragging me, but I was afraid because we were being chased, but I knew it was very important to follow her.”

“ Where did she take you?” Aizawa gently probed.

“ I don’t know, we never got there, I think I woke up,” she said. Then she looked back down at the word. Ju-bi-lant. “ Jubilant.” she whispered. 

Aizawa cracked a smile, “ That’s a new word.” he said.

“ The birthday gift Emma’s father gave her made her jubilant. She usually abhored presents, but she could tell it meant alot to her father, so it meant a lot to her in turn.” she read the sentence aloud.

“Abhor?” Hitoshi said walking into the kitchen. “ That means?”

“ To regard with hate.” she said.

“ Can we do it now?” Yamada said jerking his head out of the fridge, wide happy smile that was too devious but somehow managed to be welcoming at the same time.

“ We should,” Hitoshi piped up. “ She looks so happy.”

Y/N hadn’t realized it, but she had been smiling all morning, not a single frown broke through her features, no lines of hatred, not a single worry line on her face. Hitoshi had never seen her smile so much, not at one time, her happiness was usually fleeting, bogged down with bad memories, but this morning they were talking about spelling and she was smiling. Maybe today would bring them some luck after all.

“ Okay.” Aizawa placed his palms flat on the cool granite on the counter top. “ So I don’t know if you knew this, but today is your birthday.”

“ Oh.”

“ And I wasn’t sure if you wanted to celebrate it, but regardless of if you want it to be celebrated or not, we all wanted to let you know that we are glad you’re here. And if you would let us, we want to celebrate you.”

“ So we got you something.” he pulled a large platter out of the fridge and placed it on the counter top, it was a large golden platter filled with just about everytipe of cake flavor a person could reasonably fathom. Yamada must have seen the panic that washed over her face. “ You don’t have to eat all of them, or even any of them we just weren’t sure what flavor you liked, so we got them all.”

“ You don’t have to eat them all, it’s just so you had options.”

Aizawa must have seen Y/N’s apprehensive expression.

“ You don’t want to celebrate?” he said blankly.

If she didn’t want to he wouldn’t have been surprised, that she didn’t want to celebrate, the only true bookmark of the years passing by was her birthday and that only meant she had survived and suffered one more year of her fathers brutal abuse.

“ No… no that’s not it,” her eyebrows knitted together like she was deep in thought, “ I just never realized I had one.” she said simply.

Aizawa fought hard to keep his face plain, a brief look of  panic flooded over his features before he forced a fake smile. That was the exact moment he felt his heart break, it wasn’t when Y/N cried so hard she made herself sick, or when he saw how Y/N lived for most of her childhood, the dog cage she slept in. It wasn’t when she refused to eat for days because she thought she would get in trouble. It wasn’t when he had to teach her how to lock her own door, it was that very moment. When she realized that she had a birthday. He forced a smile on his face.

“ Which one do you want?” he asked.

“ I don’t know, I’ve never had a cupcake before,” she said, staring at the platter before her. There were so many differently shaped cupcakes in front of her. Some were decorated with ornaments, others just covered with simple buttercream frosting. There was one that smelled fainty of oranges, the others just smelled of pure sugar.

“ Well you could pick anyone you like,” Hitoshi told her. He knew how hard it was to try so many new things at once, knew how it could overwhelm the body, “ but only if you want to. My favorite is the Key Lime.”

“ Then you can have the Key Lime ,” she said brightly, then stared at the platter until she decided on the yellow one with blue frosting. She pointed at it. “ What flavor is that?”

“ Vanilla.” answered Yamada.

“ I want that one.” she demanded. “ Please.” 

When everybody nodded she took it from the platter and sat back down on the barstool before licking off the frosting. The flavor of sugar settled on her tongue, she didn’t hate it but it was strangely sugary. She then took a bite of the fluffy cake and sighed. It was a happy birthday, a very happy one indeed.

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