#An honest question

[justfriendsbestthings]

Ok, realistically, how long would it take until Simon got his own Wikipedia page?

[delcat177]

Quick question

Don't Starve community, yowdy, been a hot second. Could use a hand, I found this pic of Wilson and fell in love it with, but I forgot to save source, just set it as my background and bounced, because I am a thoughtful human being.

No teal deer here, I just really love it and want to thank the author properly, both in my file notes and such as in person as well, it's just such a wonderful portait of him

Thanks kindly, if no one recognizes it I'll manage to root it out ✌️🎭🌹

In the meantime I just have it down as wonalisa.png

[definegodliness]

We went from INXS - Never Tear Us Apart, to Green Day - Good Riddance, like, how do you recover from that?

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

[gunstellations]

mlem 👅

[oddsocrate]

Legit question. If you pay attention to the submissive individual while reading about intercourse etc, does that mean you are more likely to lean toward a dominant role in a relationship?

Asking for a friend.

[aziraphalalala]

What if it’s 4am and you can’t stop thinking about two ageless eldritch horrors divorce-kissing? What then?

[lelelego]

"well, i'm guessing you're pretty mad about something"

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

[pdwoozi]

5.09 Schizogeny

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 174

Despite what people complain and snark about, Bruce does in fact have contingency plans for pretty much everything. And while he doesn’t have an exact contingency for Jason apparently accidentally kidnapping the apparently prince of the Realms- some infinite space where the dead resided according to Zatanna and Constantine, he’ll have an existential crisis about it later thanks- he did have one for his kids accidentally kidnapping someone. 

He just doesn’t think that exact plan will work in this case, seeing as that plan had to do with civilians and not very large kings that could obliterate the entire world with a hand wave, nevermind the fact that they have so many armies. Not to mention what is apparently both the king’s second-in-command and brother. 

Well, if none of his usual contingencies won’t work and Constantine’s attempts at making a deal isn’t working, nor is the other’s attempts to talk the two down, then it’s plan Z time. Seduction it is. 

[kittykatninja321]

Any au that has Jason willingly working for the government even if it’s as a social worker has automatically kinda lost me because we’re talking about someone who distrusts the system so much that as a child he chose the streets over going into custody of social services. Jason’s lack of faith in institutions continues into adulthood (but also through his original Robin tenure low key), one of the most substantial differences between his and Bruce’s philosophy is the fact that Bruce puts his faith in the law and the criminal justice system while Jason decidedly does not in the slightest

[beaulesbian]

Arm-chopping is not a love language.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

[glassedplanets]

a few months ago giffy was like "haha hear me out, what if tattoo au" and then we blacked out and talked about nothing else for like three weeks

[jangmi-latte]

tw: dark content

it just makes my whole body shiver knowing that when fellow honest turns someone into a puppet, they're conscious. they're still aware, they still have their conscience except they're not physically humane. so they see the world go by while staying stagnant inside a cage being held up by strings for people to play and admire while you're unable to scream for help. eyes so lifeless yet desperate to feel alive again. while he has the power to control the strings and mimick what once was life when it was stolen from them. you can literally decay, burn, crack, and break because you're wood.

for money? a sadist? a psychopath. he could've been one of the most powerful yet deadliest mages to exist when he could control the existence of playful land AND the existence of humans by stealing that said existence from them and turning it into a toy.

if we were to think about it, if you were turned into a puppet — unmoving and 'lifeless'. are you still considered a mage whose powers are still capable of being sucked by rollo's flowers? can you still be put to sleep by malleus draconia? can riddle rosehearts still shackle your powers? are you still affected by vil schoenheit's curses? can jade leech still use "shock the heart" on you to tell the truth when you can't speak anymore?? can silver still enter your dreams? can trey manipulate your senses? can jamil still control you through hypnosis?

are you truly still alive?