#COUGHS UP

[crystalmagpie447]

grabs you n shakes like a juice box

GAAHGGHDGS WHY HASVGGBFRHDJ

Jingles like

a bell

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[voltaspistol]

Jesus Christ, we really are back in the roaring 20s.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

perpetually torn between "competency is sexy" and "oh no this dumbass has endeared their fucking self towards me"

[prlssprfctn]

Dick is a type of person who gets very (even more than usual) dramatic when he falls sick. His attention span reduces to zero, he is in the middle of writing his will, and he is constantly over-bored, bothering everyone with random calls or by spawning behind their backs out of nowhere.

(It doesn't help that Bruce is paranoid, and every time his kids get sick, he is like in full-time helicopter mom mode as if they are actually about to die in a second, but that's beside the point.)

When Tim gets sick, it is a catastrophe. He is so stubborn about everything that he ignores half of the house. He doesn't even tell others he is sick until he coughs out his lungs or something, and when they finally realize it, he is battling for the right to get everyone off him, because, hey. Nothing happened. He is fine.

If Damian gets sick... It is the cutest thing ever. He becomes so clingy. He comes to put his head on someone's lap or curls on their chests. He huffs a lot too, and mutters something, but he loves to sleep and be hugged, when he is sick, and that's the most charming shit ever.

When Jason gets sick?

Everyone expects him to be the most troublesome person in the world. Because, well, it is Jason. He kicks everyone away, when he is poisoned, he rarely asks to patch him up, unless things go to rough, and he can be flippant as hell when he feels too vulnerable.

But then, Jason actually gets sick, and everyone is an awe, because he is so quiet? His voice becomes smaller, he does whatever Alfred asks him to do, he takes all medicine without throwing a tantrum or asking to sweeten it with something else. He accepts anything, really.

Because when he was a child, long before Bruce found him, he had no place or time to be sick. His mother needed him. He needed to take care of things, he heeded to continue acting like he was fine, like he didn't need help or medicine — he walked around with a fever, and spend restless nights coughing out his lungs.

But then Bruce came. And he was finally allowed to rest. Explained that he needs to be taken care of, and someone in this manor, always will do that for him.

So, when Jason stumbles in the Batcave in the random night, sniffling and trying to suppress cough, Bruce is not surprised in the slightest. If anything, he welcomes him as fast as he can, before Jason can overthink what he did (out of pure instincts, really) and leave again.

Jason came, because Bruce taught him that.

As simple as that.

[blgblue]

[zombidicks]

Imagine getting high with another guy, passing a bong back and forth as smoke curls between the two of you. You’re already high, so it’s far too easy to just happen to accidentally take too big a hit, coughing and choking as your lungs burn with smoke. It’s so easy to just lean into the gentle fingers petting through your hair, brain sluggish as you try to gather your thoughts, strings of drool dripping from your lips, dotting your thighs. It’s all you can think to focus on before his cock is shoved down your spasming throat.

“Be a good boy and choke on it.”

[allthewhumpygoodness]

Big fan of when a character's grief/trauma/guilt manifests as physical symptoms. Big fan of characters keeping things so tight inside them that it makes them sick. Big fan of when the line blurs between a character's mental trauma and physical illness until it's hard to tell which is which anymore.

[ariasphirance]

Why are they all ganging up on me?!

In less than a year (June 2024 - Jan 2025) TWST has released 4 SSR cards for Malleus (5 cards in total if you count the Halloween R card), and 3 of them were released in 3 consecutive months: Nov (Clubwear) - Dec (New Year) - Jan (Birthday).

Whatever TWST is planning, please pause and let my gem stock breathe!!!

The lineart because I kinda of like this better idk

[thebrainrotsreal]

Was pondering how Mark’s rigid ass mask/lens is prob a Budget Thing (since squishy, bendy lens are pretty much a mandate for all hero animated series, like JL, BTAS, TNBA, Spider-Man, etc), and then I was slapped with a vision of Mark in a more JL/BTAS-ish style and I had to see it through. I am a genius btw.

[onii-pamn]

Sleeping on that damn mattress all those fics are talking about

[jadenvargen]

merry end of yaoitober my friends

[aq2003]

some things about that podcast episode

david having a religious phase as a teenager bc he felt bad about his siblings rejecting that part of his parents' lives and he wanted approval from them

him finding it hard to say "i love you" to his parents even when they were dying bc while the love was understood implicitly that wasn't the kind of relationship he had w them

georgia mentioning david being a very openly affectionate parent by contrast and how their kids normally go to him first when they've gotten hurt

"what allows you to be vulnerable?" "i think it's knowing that you're loved, isn't it? it's the feeling that beyond a doubt it isn't conditional"

[alienssstufff]

HEY???????????

[reborn-from-taxes]

The revised version made me think of an AU where they meet in Xianle when they're both teen, Xie Lian as a prince and Hua Cheng as a young noble who's an absolute menace. More of my insanity in the tags

[sapsolace]

obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]