#DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koobiie]

quick shop update! four new risograph prints and two stickers :-) shop link!

[xenobites]

finding out Tony Todd died from y’all reblogging my candyman posts is hell

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[hyprrbugg]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tomorrowillbeyou]

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[evergreenbutch]

ID: a slightly content aware scaled low-quality backgroundless image of a baby coot edited over the standard Windows hill background. it is a fluffy black bird with comically large feet. all caps impact font at the top reads, "damn!!!" with exclamation marks filling the rest of the width. end ID.

[pansyfemme]

was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

[monophobix]

the real MVPs of arcane

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Give it up to Cobra Bubbles regaining his composure and going back to business with Nani after having Stitch randomly chuck a heavy ass book at his face like that.

He probably was fuming by the time he got into his car after his shades became a casualty of the attack.

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[messi-mooni]

So mad at how long this took

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?