#Gals Quotes

[koboldfactory]

if i were to guess... you are an enjoyer of 'woemn', yes?

what do you think

[dragonflavoredcake]

Stress: Describing gender as a spectrum implies that some people's gender can't correctly be displayed in digital media because it falls outside the RGB color gamut.

False: Some genders can't be accurately translated between RBG and CMYK

Pearl: There are some genders only shrimp can access

[fandomnerd9602]

Gamer!Wanda walks the red carpet of the Video Game Awards…

Reporter: so you’re still dating fellow gaming legend Y/N, right?

Wanda: happily

Reporter: so who’s the better gamer out of the two of you?

Wanda: well we know who always comes out on top (winks at camera)

[coolchickblog]

Darlin’, darlin’, doesn’t have a problem lyin’ to herself cause her liquor’s top shelf…👠🖤🥀

[mercymaker]

Thoriel was different, though. Sweet and gentle, yet there was a little of her mother in her, too.

[spiderliliez]

Galadriel returns, her spirit aflame, prepared for the fray. ✨ THE RINGS OF POWER: S2 (2024)

[+] MORFYDD CLARK [GIF Collection] 🌷 [+] ..more on Galadriel ✨ [+] “The Making of the Rings of Power” 🎬

[paintlier]

Ghost x Soap x y/n Quotes

y/n: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Soap: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Ghost: I ate it too-

Soap: See?

Ghost: On purpose...

y/n & Soap: ...What?

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y/n: YOU CHEATED!

Ghost: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what's the problem?

Soap: I can confirm that that actually happened.

y/n:

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y/n: Well, has Soap been wrong before?

Ghost: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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y/n, pointing a camera at Ghost: Here he is, our sweet baby.

Ghost, holding a cigarette and a beer: What?

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y/n: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Ghost: Thank god.

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y/n: I prevented a murder today.

Ghost: Really? How'd you do that?

y/n: self control.

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Ghost: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE

y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds, especially

Ghost, desperately, as y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

y/n: Oh! B positive.

Ghost: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

y/n:

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Soap: Lass, I only ever see you awake. Do you ever shut down or stop running?

y/n: Oh, I'm always running

y/n: The question is from what

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Ghost: Is something burning?

Soap: Just my love for you.

Ghost: Johnny, the toaster is on fire.

[vanpalmr]

beaches (1988) // yellowjackets 1.10 - sic transit gloria mundi

[fictionalcharactergraveyard]

incorrect quotes that make a lot of sense

Ponyboy: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Tim: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Ponyboy: Are you alright? Steve: Short answer or long answer? Ponyboy: Short? Steve: No. Ponyboy: Long? Steve: Nooooooo.

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Tim, staring at Dally in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage? Angela: Because they growled at me.

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Cherry: I think this might be a bad idea... Ponyboy: Don't start thinking on me now!

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Steve: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos. Steve: Oh no, where did it go? Dally: STEVE WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Randy: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group. Bob: Well, you always have a smile on your face. Randy: Thank you. Bob: Bob: What drugs do you take?

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Curly, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Two-Bit: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar? Tim: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Buck: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

[glittergoats]

why are they all trying to make me into a saint?

[loupettes]

You’ve left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.

[im-still-watching-anime]

tsunade: you should ask sasuke out

naruto: huh? isn’t there some kind of rule against inter-team dating??

tsunade: dating would cause way less problems than whatever the fuck you two are doing now

[dragonflavoredcake]

False: Anyone else feel like we've hit a dead end on pants? It's been jeans for what, thirty years now? I want to know the next big pants innovation.

Pearl: Useful pockets in women's jeans?

Cleo: Unrealistic. Blocked

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: i'm strong tough and independent!

Diana: baby I got your juice box

Y/N: thanks baby!!! I'm nothing without you

Y/N happily drinks their juice box as Diana giggles...

[coolchickblog]

“You’re not mean, you’re just born to be seen. Want to be wild”💋🖤🚬

[incorrect-supercorp]

Kara: I love pizza!

Lena: Me too.

Kara: Well, I guess we should make out then!