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eljeebee · 4 months

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“Hello, police?” Tori lowers her voice as she called the police. “I think there’s a burglar in our dormitory!”

Right as the burglar was to steal the speakers Tori used that night for the party, the police arrived. He was successful though, and immediately ran away…on his bicycle.

The police officer told her, “Sorry, ma’am. It seems like he got away. There’s nothing we can do.”

Tori was left there standing. “The fuck you mean he got away? He was right in front of you!”

#HE WAS THERE #HE WAS OUTSIDE #ALL THE POLICE HAD TO DO WAS CATCH HIM!!!!#UGH #the life of a hatcher #tori hatcher #the sims 3 #sims 3 #sims 3 gameplay #ts3 #ts3 gameplay #simblr

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longsightmyth · 5 months

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

#anyway I'm sad #I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him #and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately #it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!

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wrenchwenches · 4 months

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#twitter #this is blowing up so I wanna add my own anecdote #when I was young my neighbors had this orange outside cat #she had babies and was eaten by a javelina shortly after #:(#one of the orange sons survived for a few years before our other neighbor shot him and he died #there were more outdoor cats in the area they kept getting hit by cars the kitten mortality rate was horrid

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christadeguchi · 5 months

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

#augh it was so good i couldn't stop thinking about it #and also i need to rewatch it because i kept getting distracted by dev patel's big beautiful eyes.....#does he have a licence for those #the mythology the politics the sectarian strife the hijra community and outsiders... he wove so many things together so beautifully #and also. he gave us an adorable dog. which is necessary to me.#and also he took his shirt off multiple times.#monkey man #dev patel #vipin sharma #spoilers #long post #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia

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bamsara · 1 month

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A 'post-trod' scenario where Narinder gets cursed after a slip up on a crusade (death erasure is no longer a permanent threat because of plot secrets I won't spoil :P )

The Lamb can't go get the necessary crystals to cure him so Kallamar is sent instead so Lambert can focus on keeping Nari from eating/attacking people

Dw he's not gonna eat the Lamb. unless😏

#post-trod #trod au #cursed narinder #cult of the lamb #narilamb #narinder x lamb #suggestive humor #tw blood #tw cannibalism #He doesn't normally wear the collar with the chain link but for the sake of him not attacking people #he's gotta be on (literal) leash at least when they're outside for a week #doodles

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dearestgentlereaders · 3 months

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and he wonders why his wife would question whether he was ever punished as a child as if he isn’t the most dramatic bitch around

#bridgerton #polin #luke newton #nicola coughlan #bridgerton season 3 #colin bridgerton #everything comes out teenage petulance #god know how many rooms in the house and he decides to sleep on the sofa right outside her door that he doesnt even fit on

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headofocs-inklesspen · 6 months

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There was a little brown bat sleeping outside on the wall at work and I love him so so so much and he wasn’t even hurting anyone he was just napping a little (he is very small and being a bat takes a lot of energy and he is just doing his best) and they made us call pest control and even the pest control guy was like “I don’t really know what they want me to do. He’s just a little bat. He’s just sleeping.”

Eepy little friend that my manager hates so much for no good reason

#crow rambles #bat #I love him so much #also I told them to just leave him alone and he’d move on his own #and I was right because the sun shifted later in the afternoon and he lost his shade and flew off #he was outside #just sleeping high up on the wall of the building #I don’t know why they made us go and bother him when he wasn’t doing anything

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reineydraws · 1 year

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jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

#jason todd #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #batman #red hood #dc red hood #they have one of those relationships where jason outright says he loves alfred the most and alfred refuses to say he has a fave grandkid #but it's kind of just concensus that it's jason cuz he's the only one allowed in the kitchen #i am also a heavy believer in the hc that for a while there jason wouldnt meet up with anyone but alfred #and theyd meet for tea and stuff outside the manor #i love those fics #i was gonna draw an in-between angsty one where alf has a picnic by jay's grave with tea and cake for two but i dont have the energy 😅#i was also gonna draw a red hood and agent A one with the guns they were cleaning but again: no more energy 💀#mb i'll save that one for later. i still love the idea so much. :')

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themetalhiro · 3 months

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At least thats what i think he said.

#remember to close the door behind you #even if youre crawling #dont worry he was caught and released outside #metalhiro arts #comic journal

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fantasticgothicpeachsludge · 4 months

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Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

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curapicas · 3 months

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This whole scene is so mind-blowing that I missed the obvious shape of Laios' speech bubbles here. At first I thought it was a cheerful roundness laughing at the absurdity of what he's saying, but looking closer; it's wobbly. It's fake cheeriness, passive aggressive even. He just heard he was lied to for reasons he doesn't understand, and now this man is trying to sell an even more outrageous, sweeter lie?? Laios is SO hurt, and while he wasn't understanding what Kabru was saying, he was trying to be patient. Now he's not even trying to hide it.

So it's on Kabru to double down and convince he means it, which he does by /punching/ him and screaming "actually I DO want to be your friend, dumbass!!! I've been looking from afar and think you're interesting, you idiot!!! There’s things I find weird about you but that just made me invested enough to even eat harpy eggs!!!!!" and I just have to cry. I HAVE to

#we all knew at some point kabru would punch him we just didn't know it'd bc if he didn't he'd have died on the spot mortified #this isn't shippy per se but sure is basis for a curious friendship where outsiders like chilchuck would look and say #“wow! these two are insane”#dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #labru #dm thoughts

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aalghul · 5 months

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Jason canonically looking very similar to Dick is something so precious to me

#as robin AND as an adult #he was able to pass as nightwing too so clearly they’ve kept a similar body type too (which makes sense bc jason’s fighting style was first #and foremost based on dick’s. his training is lost days enhanced that style and everything he learnt was built on that base)#and they’ve been told they look nearly identical outside of costumes too #it’s all so very important to me #dick grayson #jason todd

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lilybug-02 · 25 days

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Final Bug Fact:

The world NEEDS bugs. They keep the soil healthy, pollinate, control pests, and contribute to the worlds' ecosystem. By the end of the century, it is estimated 40% of insect species may go extinct due to habitat loss. Yes, that is very scary. But with even one beetle spared, one caterpillar rescued, and one Hollow Knight comic of all things, things will change. Because I know there's a lot more Dewi's out there than most people realize. Stay curious.

Thanks for going on this adventure with me. ♥︎

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I wanted to put here how amazing and sweet everyone has been with this comic. I finished a 75 page comic in 3 MONTHS. I am at a loss for words. That sounds crazy and it IS crazy. But man was it fun. Even on days were I wasn't able to draw due to fatigue or business, I loved working on it from start to finish. And guess what!? This is my first ever FINISHED comic :D I'm so proud of myself. I know there's some things I want to change and the art is wonky in most places...... but I'm content to let it be. What an amazing summer adventure!

I'm hoping to post the full comic on another Comic website. I may or may not edit some of the art ^w^ So I'll let y'all know when I release it.

Interested in learning what you could do to help your local insects? This is the basic stuff. Maybe make some Insect Hotels if you have the time!!! And never forget to spread the word about bugs. They need our help just as any animal on earth.