#I actually dont know how to write for them

[bluehourbucky]

Impulsive

pairing: bucky x reader

summary: youre known for doing something impulsive from time to time but this might be your best decision yet

a/n: had a neurodivergent reader in mind I know my adhd had me make some impulsive decisions haha

I wish I knew how to write smut🥲 tho this is might just be the filthiest dirtiest thing I've ever written

warnings: kitty eating, hard sex, lots of come, possessive bucky, squirting

bucky masterlist

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Bucky gets worried when he's on a mission for a long time, he knows you're going to be okay but he also knows your adhd is unpredictable. He just hopes you don't run out of your meds or forget to take them.

"I'll be fine Buck, besides it's only 3 weeks you'll be back in no time!"

His hands are around your waist holding you close as you play with his hair looking at him like he hung the sun moon and the stars.

"I know, doll. Just I'll miss you and please take your meds. Last time I was gone for over a week you adopted a cat."

You laugh fondly

"You love that cat with your whole being, I see nothing wrong with that."

However true that is it was still crazy since neither of you had any idea how to care for a cat.

"Mhmm, and that time I was gone for two weeks you repainted our kitchen, actually half of it because you didn't like the color and just left it that way."

Bucky smiles softly at your eye roll.

"Well in my defense, at least I didn't paint all of it!" you say and smile

He can't help the pure joy that overwhelms him, he is so in love with you that he might actually explode.

"Fine, but if anything happens please call you have the emergency phone number."

"Relax nothing will happen! You dont need to worry!" you kiss him good bye and send him on his way.

And Bucky believes you, again.

~

"Okay maybe he was right to be worried."

"Huh?"

your tattoo artist looks up from her spot and lifts the tattoo gun.

"Ah nothing just talking to myself."

The tattoo is over in less than 20 minutes and this one might be the one with least amount of thinking through. You have a few tattoos and not all of them were thought through or meaningful.

But this one takes the cake.

Your tattoo artist put on her story how a client cancelled and she had a free spot and if the tattoo is small it would be cheap. So in your mind it was only logical to leave work and go straight to the studio.

there on your pelvis, on the left side near the hip lays in cursive three letters.

jbb.

You look at it in the mirror and you honestly love it. It's beautiful, it looks like it was always meant to be there.

Your artist gives you instructions how to care for it and you pay and leave.

Bucky left two days ago and in that short time you had gotten a tattoo, his initials.

Days pass and each day you look at the tattoo and admire it. Its cute and it makes you feel hot, and like Bucky owns you now. And the horniness is getting out of hand. All you can think about is Bucky and how when he enters you he'll have perfect view that you're marked.

It's torture waiting for Bucky to come home, it usually is but this time you can't stop hyperfixating on what his reaction will be.

The day before he's supposed to come home, you are filled with anxiety and the excitement had died down. Because what if he hates it, what if he thinks it's weird or what if hes superstitious and thinks you'll break up because couples break up very soon after getting their partners name tattooed.

And its finally midnight and Bucky is going to be home soon and you don't know what to do with yourself. You can't sleep, you look at the clock and its almost 2am, you've been turning for hours.

2:15am

you hear doorhandle shake, and doors opening and closing, not Buckys steps though he's too quiet. You do however hear meowing.

"shh alpine, mommy is sleeping"

"Or not.." Bucky says as he opens the door to your shared bedroom, he sees you sitting up in bed, looking at your phone and when you see him you stand up and almost knock him over with the force you jumped in his arms.

"I missed you so much. And I love you!"

He smiles into your neck hugging you tighter.

"Love you more."

When you let go Buckys instantly worried because you have that look in your eyes when you do something impulsive, and try to tell him not to freak out.

"Don't look at me like that! It's not bad! At least I don't think it is?"

God Bucky never knew he would love someone as much as he loves you.

"Alright, hit me." he's not mad, he couldn't be, you do however keep him on his toes.

"Okay close your eyes." and he does.

"Oh this definitely isn't bad." Bucky says when he hears the rustling of clothes, your shorts falling on the floor.

"Okay now." you peck his lips and step away.

Buckys a little confused, since you stand there in just his shirt and he doesn't notice anything out of the ordinary. He sees you playing with the hem of the shirt lifting it just enough so it's over your tummy.

"Take them off. Slowly."

Buckys confused but he doesn't need to be told twice, he takes a step closer and takes the band of your panties, and slowly starts pulling them down.

Bucky freezes as soon as he sees the tattoo, he just looks at it in shock.

"I can always cover it up of you hate it."

Bucky looks up and his eyes are two shades darker, he looks like hes about to devour you.

"Youre not covering anything up." he almost growls.

In seconds you're thrown on the bed, the shirt gets ripped and discarded somewhere on the floor as do your panties.

Bucky is breathing hard, he's overcome with some primal desire, and possessiveness that he never experienced before.

He doesn't give you a moment before his tongue gets buried deep in your pussy, his hands holding your thighs apart. You're holding for dear life onto the bedsheets with one hand and the other in Buckys hair.

The way he's eating you is sinful, the wet sounds from your pussy are pornographic.

"Oh god buckyyyy!" You moan as you cum but that doesn't make him stop, he eats you like a man starved.

Only when you come a third time does he detach himself. And its the hottest thing youve ever seen.

His eyes are clouded with lust, his beard and lips coated in your release. He takes off everything off of him in seconds.

"Fuck baby. Gonna fuck you so hard."

Bucky doesn't give you a chance to reply as he lines himself up with your entrance.

"Shit so fucking thight. Fuck look at my pretty pussy taking me so well, fucking own this pussy its all mine."

"All your Bucky, baby please fuck me please, so good, so big. Mhrittheee." you babble your words slurred incoherent.

Its rare for Bucky not to keep eye contact, but right now all he can focus on is the three letters, he genuinely can't have any coherent thoughts except.

Mine. Mine. All mine.

"Fuck baby girl m' close."

He thrusts into you with all he has, bed started creaking, and thudding against the wall (mind you you have a huge king size bed that's heavy af). Buckys fucking you into tomorrow and you come two more times before he does.

"Yes baby just another one give me another one please."

and as you come the final time so does he you can feel all of him everywhere, he continues fucking into you chasing his orgasm.

"Fuck baby, can't stop coming."

you feel your tummy bloat from his release.

It takes him a few moments to stop.

"Shit, I've never come so hard." Bucky says as he looks at the fluids coming out of you when he exits you. He crashes next to you and pulls you to his chest.

"Hey baby you there?"

you turn eyes unfocused your hair sticking to your neck tears and sweat on your cheeks.

You open your lipts to reply but words just won't come, so you just give him a thumbs up.

Bucky stands up and you lift your arms to call him back but he just laughs and kisses your head. He's back a few moments later with a bottle of water and a wet towel. You can see he cleaned himself a bit first.

"Oh baby you're a mess." he gently cleans you up and helps you drink some water through a straw.

He settles next to you , with your head on his chest, as he stroaks your hair.

"You did so well baby, such a good girl for me"

"So you like it?"

Bucky looks at you with a face that says "are you serious right now?"

"Might have fucked you senseless, but apparently I haven't fucked the brat out of you."

"Nope! You could never!"

"You're cocky for someone who can't even stand up right now." Bucky smirks and his hands wonder down to your folds but you're quick to grab them.

"NO BUCKY IM SORRY." your voice laced with panic.

"Ah not so fearless now."

a few moments pass.

"Perks of having a girlfriend with adhd is you get surprised in the best ways!"

"You're gonna be the death of me."

"You love me."

"Yeah I do now go to-

***snore***

sleep."

Bucky sighs with content, and falls asleep not long after you.

~~~

and i oop take me to horny jail ty very much.

[ladykyriaa]

Hi! Any Jinmao fic recs? 😔 I'm in drought 🙏

Also, do you have a song that screams "This is Maomao loving Jinshi!!!!" I've been obsessed with reading character study fics about her ever since LN 16 spoilers.

(Shameless promo but i also write Jinmao fics so just in case you wanna read em Anon👀)

BUT ALSO GOSH THERE'S ACTUALLY SO MANY THO

- I genuinely recommend any fics from kamennosugao ,she's genuinely one of my favourite writers ever!!

- Moon's Bane by CJ_R (G)

a missing scene fic set in LN 11ish (so spoilers warning if you haven't read the LN)

- An Indirect Kiss by Silversprig (M)

Takes place during ep12 of Maomao's part time courtesan work. I've read this so many times I'm genuinely just in love with it😳

- A Button Press Away by Royal_Blue_Rue (E)

EXPLICIT FIC WITH MODERN JINMAO. That is literally all you need to know, im OBSESSEDDDD. Rue is such a talented writer, definitely check more of their work!!

- Just the Fingertips by AngellTheNinth (E)

Again with the Ep12 Jinmao dynamic (can you tell i just genuinely love that episode a lot :3)

- This Consort Au series by Catsitta (T)

Its a jinmao arranged marriage au, naturally Maomao's the consort in said fic. There's currently two fics in the series, I'd recommend give it a read!!

- On Death and Marriage by cozymodeonpoint (M)

A multichapterred fic with HURT JINSHI AND WORRIED MAOMAO. What isnt there to like?!?!?!?!?

- This Married Jinmao series by nerdylizj (E)

They're married, so get ready for the smut :3 theres also miscommunication in which neither of them are able to fully tell the pther just exactly. What. They. Want. (Typical)

- blossoming by julspeaks (G)

A pov on Jinmao's blossoming relationship. One of my ABSOLUTE favourite as we're looking through the lense of the people around them and how Jinmao has developed their relationship.

- this Jinmao series by cxkui (E)

I enjoyed reading this as it shows one of Jinmao's stubborn traits lol, their competitiveness first of all. And their push and pull dynamic that will surely. Surely be the end of us all

- A Family Life and Their intimacy by Chiharei

Two series that I enjoy reading!!!!!! So!! Much!!! The first one is about Jinmao's family life (and really how can i ever say no to THAT) while the second one is a jinmao married fic BUT with a slice of angst with emperor jinshi and consort Maomao as they navigate how to work through it (they have sex, of course)

- The Golden Means by CJ_R (T)

Another multi chaptered fic which is REALLY GOOD. There's LN spoilers in it tho so beware. I find the ending EXTREMELU SATISFACTORY I LOVE IT.

- The Golden Flower by Alexis_Trvlyn (M)

A currently ongoing fic that im deeply. Insanely. Truly. Magnanimously. OBSESSED WITH. every time they update im first in line in front of the fucking door because it is that. Good!!!!!! I love the tense sort of heavy atmosphere Jinmao has, but theyre working through it!! There's also politics and mystery which, of course, is an average KNH fanfic wfiter's meal.

And so for the songs!!!!!! I have so many omg. But I'll give a couple that i think resonated with me very deeply with Jinmao's relationship

- please dont say you love me by Gabrielle Aplin (title is self explanatory i mean cmon!!)

- peace, Dancing with out hands tied, I know Places, by Taylor Swift (if it wasnt obvious enough i love her) but also Jinmao's current arc with politic just politicking around, if feels like theyre not able to do much. They cant really go places they wanna go. Etc etc so yeah

- Run by Taylor Swift ft. Ed sheeran

YALL GOTTA UNDERSTAND. IVE HAD THIS SONG IN MY JINMAO PLAYLIST FOR QUITE A WHILE. So when the latest ln16 epilogue fucking dropped i was SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL. BECAUSE FUCK YEAH. I FEEL VINDICATED NOWWWWWWW.

- The Only Exception and Rose-Colored Boy by paramore, with maomao's view of love and such i feel like when she finally decided to accept jinshi's feelings she's actually fully trusted herself and him, politics aside, to be together. During the times I read the LN i also feel like she thinks of Jinshi as being too. Idk. Idealistic? Hence, rose-colored boy which is the vibe im getting for jinmao

- Please be Rude by Gigi Perez

- Astronomy by Conan Gray

- All I've ever known from the Hadestown Musical

- reckless driving by Lizzy McAlpine, Ben Kessler

- Message in a Bottle by Taylor Swift

(Let it be known that I genuinely wanted to continue typing in the explanations and my views of these songs for jinmao but typing on phone is. Frankly. Tiring. And im getting sleepy lol. Might update this later)

HERE YA GO ANON.

I know our tastes varies, so heck none of these might suit your palates. But I do hope its helped you somehwat. Make sure to check the writers too!!! Other than the ones I've linked, theres so many more great works theyve put out. Thaht being said, theres also way. Too. Many. Writers that im unable to recommend bcs i just genuinely enjoy reading them all. I cant list em all one by one😭😭😭

[heirhonkful]

hi gwen im actually really curious now how clowns get pregnant in your clown lore. am i allowed to make a clowngirl creampie joke or is it not pies either

You can make whatever jokes you want hehe I was just being silly for myself in that reply.

But if you wanna know how clowns "reproduce" in my own fiction I can explain it here.

I was writing a little story where clowns existed as a species independently of humans. Not a super unique concept, others have done it. But these clowns live under a conditional immortality. They will live forever, unable to die to age, sickness, injury, anything... UNLESS it would be funny. And death is rarely funny, so a lot of clowns live a long time.

But they do eventually die, they'll do something lethal AND funny eventually. When they do, its known as a Grand Joke. There's a lot of cultural stuff around Grand Jokes, some clowns seek them out, purposefully seeking the funniest death, some say an old clown is a failure because they haven't been funny enough to die, blah blah blah.

What's more important and relevant to their reproduction is that when a Grand Joke is successful, the clown will die and just kind of disappear, in some vague way, I dunno. And what's left in their place is a baby clown.

It's rare, but sometimes the Joke results in multiple babies. But a Grand Joke always results in at least one baby. So the population of clowns is MOSTLY unchanging, but ever so slowly increasing and never decreasing.

Baby clowns will often be born with face paint that is inspired by or a variation on the face paint of their predecessor. They will act like a normal baby or clown, no real survival needs but an urge to be funny. Whatever. But a clown, at its birth, with have an innate understanding of their own lineage. They will know almost everything about the clowns that came before them, for at least a few generations. After that, the details get fuzzy.

I dont have an official name to differentiate clowns that are clown by species or clowns by conventional clowning standards. For the time being, I've just been calling them "Pure Clowns." Here are some of my Pure Clowns. These are all really old drawings.

In order, there's King (she/her), Queen (she/her), Ace (they/he), Jack (he/him), and Doctor Zap (he/him). Then some more Queens. I gotta draw these clowns more often. I like them. I also have a set of little twin Jesters who are maybe the same person? No one is sure. They both just call themself Joker. I've never drawn them lol.

[prettyflyshyguy]

OK I HAVE NO TIME CAUSE I'M PREPPING FOR ART MARKET

HOWEVER.

You know what time it is. I need to do this quick because otherwise I'll explode if I don't know what's going on. You know the drill! Thought's under the cut:

GIRL ME TOO WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO FLIRT WITH ME

stop looking at people with those huge wet stupid eyes

"we can't fix the hopper because you wanted to download a show"

I'M FUCKING SOBBING HOLY SHIT GO OFF MENSAH THAT ENTIRE CONVERSATION WAS PHENOMENAL THE WRITING AHAHAHA

THE WAY SHE JUST SUDDENLY REALISES AFTER ALL THE TIMES IT'S BEEN COLD, TERRIFYING, UNCOMFORTABLE THAT IT'S JUST HOARDING SHOWS IN ITS HARD MEMORY AND SHE'S JUST SO FUCKING DISSAPOINTED GNOANHGEGJRNIJGERIOGHNE

both of them just have such good fucking expression acting I'm dead I love them both sm

Interesting. Very. Interesting.

It's like she's bouncing between very targeted information gathering and suddenly being very boundary pushing.

Bharadwaj I love you I love you I love you you are SO funny and SO wonderfull (ALSO GURATHIN'S FACE MY MAN'S JUST TRYING TO GET WORK DONE AND NOT THINK ABOUT SECUNIT PENIS GRAFTING)

"Can't you print new wiring?"

"Oh."

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE the way it's now completely mask off. This is its real genuine personality on display. Mensah is experiencing the actual true face of this thing and how it thinks and feels and operates and it's fucking delightful to see the complete shift in tone, body language, the OPENNESS of it's self expression.

"sit on this bunker"

"YOU SIT"

sobbing. I'm sobbing-

"Sanctuary. Fucking. Moon,"

THE WAY MY JAW FUCKING HIT THE FLOOR ON THIS LINE DELIVERY I AM GOING TO DIE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

MENSAH'S JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL I GET SO ANGRY WHEN I'M PANICKING AND SOMEONE DOES THIS -- but it's the initial pain response. This hurts to watch because I'm Mensah. I've been Mensah.

"DON'T TOUCH"

SCREAMS

this entire conversation is utterly brutal and so, so, so fascinating

Once again: I love her and she feels like she keeps bouncing between saying something very genuine "I want to have kids" and something very REHEARSED - the maps.

"Why dont you tell me what you saw?"

"I think I'd rather not"

GURATHIN'S ONTO HER YESSSSSSS MY MAN YESSSSSSSSS

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAA YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE AN EVIL WOMAN YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

they use cloned neural tissue in transport vehicles!!!!!!!!!????????

ALSO HELLO THIS SCENE HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO

IT USING DIALOG FROM MED CENTRE ARGALA I'M CRYING

"i'm a vegetarian"

"you dont have to eat me, just cut me"

"scalpel"

"wrench"

THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW THIS IS THE EBST TV IVE WATCHED IN YEARS

OH MY GOD THIS WAS BEAUTIFULL

THE WAY ITS WALKING AROUND WITH ITS ENTIRE BACK EXPOSED LIKE THAT PUT THAT AWAY YOU SL-

god

THIS SHOW IS SO SNAPPY AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT WASTES NO FUCKING TIME

finally we get Murderbot murdering someone on screen!!!!

THE GUTS ABSOLUTELY SMOTHERING EVERYONE IN THE ROOM

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"but then I exploded Leebeebee's head. And that. Felt good."

WHAT A WAY TO END THE EPISODE HOLY FUCK

The prexaux team finally get to see MB for who it truly is and MB also gets to do some self discovery of a very cursed variety but there's so much undercurrent of internal conflict there. Like yeah buddy I'm sure it felt good to obliterate her, she came onto you, said some rancid depersonalizing thing's about your body and penis grafting, and endangered your entire crew which you keep trying to convince yourself you don't care about in the way that you clearly do.

Why else would you have felt that bad when Mensah scolded you. Why else would you work so hard to not be the monster when you were almost taken over by hostile code. Why else would you work so hard to keep them all safe even when you didn't ever need to, when you could half half assed it and gotten away with it too.

[w2soneshots]

hii! is it okay to request a tobi fic where everyone knows him and reader like each other cs they're constantly flirting, but they aren't tgt yet bc neither of them feel brave enough to actually confess? i hardly see any fics of my boy on here it's so sad 🥲 but ofc u dont have to write it if u dont want to!! thankyou 😋

Miss me? -Tobjizzle

words: 0.7k+

warnings: none!

summary: when you and Tobi finally realise you’re ment for each other you leave for Australia and have to be apart for a whole month, but the reunion makes it all worth it.

notes: sorry this took so long for me to write babe! it’s been at the top of my list for ages and i’ve only just gotten around to finishing it🙈. i hope you enjoy!!😚🫶🏼💝 (i think i may be out of my writers block slump… fingers crossed🤞🏼)

"Hi Tobes!" You greeted your best friend with a bright smile and a hug after just walking into the bar to meet him, the other sidemen and their spouses.

He returned your enthusiasm and you slipped straight into a conversation, the others at the table -unintentionally- being forgotten.

"So, what've you been up to?" He asked, leaning back into the booth as you sipped your drink. "Not much, though I'm going on month long solo backpacking trip to Australia in two weeks," you replied calmly.

His eyes widened slightly. "Oh wow... a month? You never mentioned that." He added, trying not to show the disappointment that he wouldn't see you for that long in his voice. "Mhm," you hummed in response, "I guess it just slipped my mind, I booked it all ages ago."

The two of you spent the remainder of the night talking. The boys would often complain about how when Tobi and you were both at the function no one else could get a word in edge ways, though you didn't bat an eyelid at their words.

After that night the amount you and Tobi texted, called and visited each other's apartments increased dramatically, though it wasn't something ether of you did on purpose. You saw him every other day and you were beginning to notice the growing tension between you two.

You'd never looked at him as a possible boyfriend candidate but suddenly you were seeing him in a completely different light, though you were too nervous to say anything.

A week before you left for Australia it finally happened... you were sat on your couch with Tobi next to you in your apartment, watching a random movie after you'd just shared a large dominos pizza.

You'd slowly been moving closer together throughout the last half an hour, you were now so close that you could feel his warmth through your hoodie. His gaze was on you, you could feel it and when you looked up at him and stared into his deep brown eyes you knew you were absolutely fucked.

The kiss felt so natural... so right, like you weren't kissing your best friend but someone you'd been with for years. When you eventually pulled away, now straddling his lap as his hands sat on your hips the both of you laughed, a slightly relieved and happy laugh that broke any tension that still lingered in the room.

For the next five days you barely left each other's arms. It was like everything now made sense. You'd finally found your person and he'd been right in front of your eyes for years.

When it eventually came time for you to leave he drove you to the airport and squeezed you so hard you thought your eyes might've popped out of your head. "I'm gonna miss you so fucking much," he mumbled into your hair.

Once you pulled back you kissed him, a long sweet kiss, a goodbye. "We'll text every day and call at three in the morning," you reminded him lightheartedly. You knew the completely different time zones were going to be frustrating but it was a month, only a month.

Even though you'd officially been together for under a week it felt like forever and leaving during the start of a relationship, which was always so exciting, was hard.

The first week of your trip was okay, texting him seemed to be filling the Tobi shaped hole in your life and you were keeping yourself super busy but you missed him, bad.

You had one of the best trips of your life, saw so many things, had the greatest experiences, ate some amazing food, met new people and loved every moment though by the time it was time to go home you were ecstatic.

When you got off the plane and spotted your boyfriend standing across the airport with a big bouquet of red roses in his hands you ran, actually ran, towards him. He scooped you up in his arms and you both let out a deep sigh of relief.

"Miss me?" You asked teasingly, your arms looped around his neck as you looked up at him. He chuckled. "More than you'll ever know."

That night was spent in his apartment, limbs intertwined as you just enjoyed being in each other company, the Australia stories could wait till tomorrow, for now you just wanted to simply be.

[brain4stew]

Can I have 1x platonic/romantic headcannons? :D

Its completely ok if not! I just like ur writing style and even tho I love romantic 1x cannons I haven't seen platonic ones I dont think. :>

P.s. by reading this, x1 Crispy hii™️ has been added to your inventory (use it to beat the $h!t out of ur enemies)

Ofc, ofc! I’ll gladly take that ™️ ty, ty! 🙂‍↕️

(Reminder that the characters might be ooc, as I do not know their exact personalities and actions and all that!)

1x1x1x1 (1x4) romantic and platonic headcanons. (Separate)

Romantic. 💝

It’d take some time for 1x4 to get used to you, especially if you’re a survivor. They’re a killer, for crying out loud! They’re supposed to kill and hunt down survivors!

Overtime, he’ll get used to you, and slowly but surely get attached to you. He sees your potential. How you can predict his attacks, minions and how to actually strategize. (Unlike some fata- mb.)

She’ll watch you, watching how you act, react, and how you move whenever you’re not against her, and against a different killer.

He’ll get a bit annoyed and mad whenever you’re extremely low on hp, but you survive nonetheless. Which only fuels his fascination with you.

When it’s their turn again, they don’t kill, they just approach you, and just stay by you. You’re of course on edge. Why would a killer not attack or try to kill you? Let alone, the being of literal hatred.

Overtime she’ll ask you a few questions here and there, you answer of course, with some hesitation, whilst keeping some answers hidden.

They’ll eventually become a friend of yours, or… Friendly to you… Not the others… But you don’t mind it. You know they’re a killer still.

After a lllooonnnggg time of being friends with him, he’ll ask you out. You’re hesitant, but accept nonetheless. You both keep your relationship a secret of course. You’re still a survivor, while he’s a killer.

Safe to say that, she’s quite attached to you. She’s like some grumpy feral dog, that’s putty in your hands only. (Sorry-)

They’ll cuddle you, hug you, and, kiss your hands, with consent of course. They don’t exactly like PDA or touch a lot, even in a relationship they trust. It makes them feel vulnerable. And they hate that.

He cook’s for you as well, even if you know how to cook for yourself and all that. Let him cook for you, it brings him a strange feeling of peace, and happiness… Don’t ask why, just accept the damn food he makes for you…

Platonic. 🧑‍🧒

The same as in romantic, it’ll take some time.

They’ll eventually become your friend. They might even see you as their sibling/cousin/child/parent.

She won’t say it outright, but it’s quite obvious that she’s cautious when it comes to killing survivors. Actually scared for once, that you’ll be disappointed in her, and scold her…

He’s seen near and around you, taking care of you, and helping you with whatever you need.

They don’t trust any of the survivors, except for 007n7 surprisingly, to be near and around you. Mainly because they know that 007n7 was and still is a father. A father of a child who’s a killer.

She doesn’t care that 007n7 is near you at all, but she’ll still keep a wary eye on him. Just in case he tries anything stupid in her eyes.

He’s not the best parent/sibling/cousin/child you could have, but he’s surprisingly a decent one. Even with the bubbling hatred within him.

They hide away their swords, and any and all things that are sharp, and that can hurt you. They don’t want you to get hurt at all.

He’s a surprisingly good cook… For some reason… But you don’t question it! Food is good!

[bowxs]

Heyy 🩵I have a request and it is quite specific, soo I thought about Dean x reader and they sneak out at night (secretly ofc Sammy would not allow it that they go out to bars drinking). So they sneak out and reader is crushing on Dean Dean is crushing back but doesn't want to fuck things up and they go to a bar or fun fair and have the best time and maybee it's getting a bit steamy because none of them really likes to keep their relationship platonic.

im soso excited to write this!! i hope it was everything you wanted and more

i kinda got carried away with this😔

divider from @uzmacchiato

being sam’s best friend was one of the best decisions youve ever made. you got free tutoring, great inside jokes, and one hell of a view when his older brother came around when you were at their house

for all the years you and sam have been friends- 6 years to be exact- dean has always just been extra eye candy for you when you spent time with sam

recently though, you couldnt help but notice the lingering glanced that were once unrequited- but are now matched by dean

you think your going crazy, the way you think you see dean winking at you as he walks out the door while sam is passed out on the couch. you think you hear him waiting outside for you, normally the impala has started by now

but clearly you dont think as you cautiously stand up from the couch, quietly walking to the front door, shooting sam an apologetic glance before you slip out the front door, right behind dean

you thank whatever god there is as you see dean leaning against the outside wall, already looking at you, his stupidly hot grin already on his face

“i was starting to think you didnt notice me” he teases, lifting himself off the wall and slowly making his way to the impala, not bothering to check if you were following. he knew you were.

“i always notice you” you reply, hoping he didnt hear you and pretending to ignore the way his gaze flicks over to you before he gets in the impala.

“youve seriously never hooked up with Sammy? i was sure you guys had a thing-!” deans voice is interrupted by a fit of laughter from him, the sound booming in the small booth you guys were sat in, back in the corner of the bar

you grimace, shaking your head quickly as you take a sip of your drink- which is actually your third drink of the night. “i could never, hes like a brother to me”

you guys have been here for a couple hours now, and the conversation was easier than anything. everything just felt so natural between you two, and you hope your not imagining the certain look he has in his eyes when he looks at you

“so what, you got your eyes on someone else? a boyfriend?” he questions, trying to seem casual about asking and effectively hiding the way his body is tense as he waits for your answer. he crosses his fingers you dont say yes

you catch the small sigh of relief he lets out ad you shake your head again, a smile spreading even further on both of your faces. god you cant remember when the last time was that you felt this carefree- this happy.

you stumbled out of the bar with deans hand on your waist, both of you laughing like idiots as he held you steady enough to walk back to the impala

“m’glad you came sweetheart. its good to know your more than just sammys little friend” he smiles down at you, and before you know it your back is against the impala and dean is holding you against it by your waist

his face is so close you can see all his freckles and his scars- ones youve one been able to admire from a distance- the same ones sam has told you childhood stories about how he got them

your breaths mingle together, the smell of alcohol and something so familiarly dean lingering in the air around you two. you think you could die here and be happy

he stares at you for a second longer before hes pushing his mouth against yours, far too eager for whatever ‘slow buildup’ bullshit

his mouth moved quickly against yours, his hand moving to the back of your head to keep you in place as he took control of the kiss- too tired of waiting to hold back anymore

his strong thigh finds its way in between your legs, taking your small gasp as an opportunity to shove slip his tongue into your mouth, relishing in the taste of alcohol and taste of you

“god,” he breaks away, panting, his lips never straying too far from yours “i shouldve done this a lot fuckin’ sooner” he groans against yours lips as he opens the backdoor to the impala, guiding you to lay in the backseat

it was going to be a long night, but you didnt dare complain cause you were finally getting what you wanted after all this time.

you could find some way to explain the hickies to sam

[edwardhartenjoyer]

HAIIIIII i hope you are having a good day!!! :D i really liked your 'saying i love you for the first time' post (as im sure you read SJJSD T0T) nd i wanted to toss an idea your way !!! u dont have to write it ofc but if you find it inspiring then !!!!!! yippee!!

so i was Thinking . how about a reader who paints their nails the eye color (or associated color ,,, maybe orange or yellow ??? in haru's case LMAO) of their favorite ghoul? it can be pre relationship or established, thats up to you !! whichever you find most interesting :3

i wanted to include ur favs in this suggestion so,,, edward, haru, yuri, jiro, nd ritsu? u can add or remove whoever you wish ofc ofc

i hope u have a good day !!! thank you for writing for the fandom nd sharing ur creativity <33

HII!! I'm doing good and hopd you're having a good day too!! I'm still so amazed and happy you loved that post aaaahhh!!

This idea is so so cute and I instantly had ideas for it! I went with this being a before you are together / this is how they learn they're your favorite!

I added Luca in too because I instantly had an idea for him! <3

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

You decided you were going to paint your nails to match with your favorite ghoul. Afterall, you just wanted to show some subtle way of matching with him since you couldn't have the house pins like they did. When you went to see him the next day, you were excited to see if he would notice the change.

Featuring: Lucas | Yuri | Jiro | Ritsu | Haru | Edward

Lucas Errant - “Luca!” You called out in greeting when you saw him sitting in your usual area waiting for you to meet up with him so the two of you could walk together.

He beamed when he saw you and waved at you, “How are you doing?” He asked once you reached him, always the gentleman looking out for you.

“I'm good, and I wanted to show you something I did.” You replied, holding out one of your hands to show off your newly painted purple nails.

“That looks pretty, the shade is very familiar.” He commented.

“Well it would look familiar, I actually painted them to match your eyes so that we could somehow match since you're honestly my favorite person here and I don't know what I'd do without you.” You confessed. As you talked Luca gained this look of awe and amazement on his face, a light blush also gracing his features. He looked as though you'd just given him the purest thing in the world to hold onto.

“This is such a sweet gesture, and I'm so happy you feel safe enough to call me your favorite. Truth be told, you're my favorite too.” He admitted, making you grin and blush. “Do you think you could paint my nails to match with your eyes?” He asked, and of course, you happily agreed.

Jiro Kirisaki - You were helping Jiro out in the lab, mostly sorting out stacks of papers that he and Yuri had left strewn about and hadn't the time to organize themselves. “Pass me that report for Yuri's latest test on subject A-2” Jiro asked you and you dutifully found the paper he was talking about and passed it over to him. As you did, he caught a glimpse of your nails.

He grabbed a hold of your hand and looked closer to examine it.

“It's nail polish.” You explained quickly, suddenly unsure if he even knew what it was.

“Why this colour?” He asked, finally releasing your hand. You shrugged and bit your lip.

“I wanted to match you.” You muttered and he looked at you, face unreadable as always.

“This isn't the colours of Mortkraken.”

“No, it's the colour of your eyes.” You answered quietly, though he still heard you as a small smile quirked his lips upward.

“Why me and not Yuri?” He asked.

“You're my favorite.” You responded immediately, and his smile grew a little more. He didn't say much else about it, but he would glance at your hands every so often, and a small smile would grace his face whenever he got to see that matching colour again.

Yuri Isami - “Yuri, I sent Jiro to go shower so I'm bringing in your tea instead.” You called out as you entered his office. You'd come to help out the duo and already could tell they were on another of their multi day work bingers.

“Hmph, fine, thank you.” Yuri mumbled, glancing up from whatever he was reading as you started to set out the tea for him. He raised a brow when he spotted your nails.

“Matching to the colours of Mortkraken?” He asked, “I knew you must have some sense if I made you my assistant.”

“Actually Yuri, it's meant to match your eye colour. You just happen to have eyes practically the same colour as your house colour.” You answered, watching as a deep blush rose on his face.

“Wh-well-I-uh-WHY??” Yuri finally stammered out.

“Because you're my favorite.” You replied with ease, holding back a laugh at his extremely flustered state. That only made his blush worsen and he hid his head in his hands.

Oh you were definitely going to keep wearing this nail colour.

Ritsu Shinjo - Ritsu noticed your new nail colour right away as you sat down next to him to try and study some of the laws he wanted you to be able to know from memory.

“Oh, I'll have to update your behavioral file, I hadn't realised this was a habit of yours.” He commented, examining the colour.

“It's usually not, but I just wanted to match with you.” You admitted, shrinking down a bit in your seat from embarrassment as he turned his gaze up to meet yours.

“Match me?” He asked. “Clearly you were not going for the colours of sinostra unless you have a colour blindness I have been unaware of. Though I doubt that is the case, meaning that this colour is intended to match my eyes, am I correct?”

You nodded, a dark blush creeping over your features.

“Why?” He asked, seeming a bit unsure.

“Because you're my favorite and I wanted to show that, even if just with some nail polish.” You replied softly, watching as a light blush crept across his features.

“Well, I'm deeply flattered, and, you're my favorite too.”

Haru Sagara - “PEEKABOO HI BABY!!” You called out in greeting when you saw the cute little creature making his way over to you when you entered the Jabberwock dorm.

“I hope Peekaboo isn't the only one who gets a hug?” Haru pouted as you hugged the fluffy anomaly close. Before you could answer him he leaned in close and examined your nails.

You couldn't quite figure out what colour would best match with Haru, having not seen his eye colour before, so you went with a sort of fun colour mix. You did alternating colours of orange, to match Haru's uniform, and white, to match with Peekaboo.

“Those are some fun colours” Haru commented as you passed his fluffy son back to him.

“I picked them to match with you two.” You admitted, watching as his face just lit up.

“Oh you're just the best, it's no wonder Peekaboo and I see you as a mom to him.” Haru confessed, making you blush deeply.

“Really?” You asked hopefully. He nodded and his grin grew wider.

“How about after we get some work done we go on a family date?”

“That sounds amazing.”

Edward Hart - You frowned a bit as you looked at your still unanswered text message as you sat at Rui's bar. You'd texted Ed you were coming over to Obscuary to hang out in the hopes that maybe he'd actually come downstairs. Despite what everyone else thought, you quite liked the vampire, and had been hoping that if he showed up you could show him that you'd made your nails match with him.

Just when you'd decided to give up and just enjoy Rui and Lyca's company only instead, you felt someone lean in close behind you, their hair tickling the sides of your face and pale fingers grabbed your hand to examine your nails.

“My, all this for me?” Ed teased from behind you. “That really is quite adorable.”

Drat, you forgot he could read your mind if he wanted to, and you'd been so focused on wanting to show him you'd probably bascially been screaming your thoughts at him.

“You are my favorite after all, and I wanted us to match.” You replied, turning just enough to look at him. He grinned and put a hand over his heart.

“My dear you'll make my undead heart beat again with such proclamations. I'm far too old for you to be toying with me so, my frail mind can't take it.”

You just laugh softly, knowing it's mostly an act, blushing when he leans into you more.

“You know, there's more than just matching you can do to show me I'm your favorite”

[majimaisms]

Hey, just wondering with the Majima line about being 'ashamed of being a man', did your friend also tell you the context of the postcard that was sent in as well? Because it looks a whole lot like he's actually ashamed of having/acting upon sexual urges.

(It's the extra for the postcard he writes in about the 'Courtship in Graffiti' side mission)

I DID NOT KNOW THAT NO..... this actually reminds me of one of his hostess conversations

he groups himself with men when talking about how they always have ulterior motives when interacting with women, going as far as to call them "beasts". but i find this fascinating because he's not actually doing any of that at all. in that he admits to it in another substory

so like. what gives? why are you acting like youre "just another man" even though it doesn't actually overlap with your experience of being a man, or even sexuality? to the point you're ashamed to even be grouped with them?? but you're grouping yourself with them willingly? why are you being so uncharitable to yourself to the point of ignoring the reality of the situation? something that is demonstrably uncharacteristic of you? and the answer is shame, shame is what's making him so neurotic about this, he thinks he can't run from this "fact" just because it hurts. he thinks it's deserved.

i dont think that substory (courtship in graffiti) was even about acting on sexual urges, iirc he felt a connection to the girl who wrote that in the bathroom (a woman in a men's bathroom, no less) because she seemed *lonely*. that was the draw for majima, that he felt implicitly understood by her, not that he was horny and impulsively followed that urge. he was looking for emotional connection

BUT AGAIN. he's so ready to pretend it was sexual. he instantly accepts the portrait dolce kamiya paints of him even though it's literally not accurate. because he doesnt think he has the right to defend himself, because he's so ashamed of his sexuality, and that shame drives him to automatically accept the most uncharitable interpretation of his own feelings. but the shame is also specifically tied to the fact that he's a "man". because majima thinks men having sexual urges towards women is literally like. evil. at the same time he's stuck trying to *be* a man in a socially acceptable way, y0 majima is all about trying to conform to societal norms. and he thinks he needs to have sexual urges to perform masculinity "correctly". but it's just this endless shame spiral, and the shame always revolves around being a man – both being born as a man and having to be a man

which could mean nothing,

[incorrect-camelot]

my thoughts on monty python and the holy grail as it pertains to bbc merlin

merlin and leon were writers for the movie.

the whole movie is to bully arthur and the knights but merlin doesnt tell them that, just lets them figure it out. he tells them he wanted to memorialize them in any way he could, and he figured this best

the weird little subtitiles bit in the beginning it to annoy the absolute fuck out of arthur when he returns because he knows arthur will just want the movie to start and not have to deal with some bullshit beforehand

patsy is 100% george. merlin hates george.

the swallows guys at the beginning are played by merlin and leon. do not argue with me

dennis is based off will

the witch is them bullying morgana

the knights of the round table song is to get back at the knights for letting arthur make merlin juggle that one time

all the religious imagery is because merlin still practices the old religion and he's making fun of christians and i will not take criticism on that

the french guys are also played by leon and merlin

leon let merlin write most of the dialogue for the french because he remembers all the shit merlin would say to arthur

the trojan horse rip off is to bully the knights for all their poorly thought out plans

sir robin is merlin taking the worst traits of the knights and putting them together in one man

the three headed knight is showing how the knights only ever shared one braincell

since galahad, robin, and (if i remember correctly) bedevere dont exist in bbc merlin they are not those people from legend

galahad is used to bully gwaine specifically. because galahad is "galahad the pure" and gwaine was anything but

and surrounding him by women he isnt allowed to touch because he's too pure, and of course, eventually tries to give in because it's gwaine in disguise

when the knights return and merlin and leon force them to watch it, gwaine is screaming at the tv telling galahad that chastity isnt worth it

dingo breaks the fourth wall and says how much she enjoys the scene and how she was concerned when "the boys" were writing it and i just know merlin and leon forgot about that and they cant help but laugh at it

bedevere stays with arthur the whole movie. its leon and merlin's joint self insert. they use him as a way to poke fun at each other, but also show their undying loyalty to arthur

the knights who say ni are uther and his court of camelot and their ridiculous demands of arthur

herbert and his father are of course to show that uther didnt care about arthur's happiness.

tim is dragoon for sure. merlin just thinks he's funny reminding them of everything dragoon put them through

the rabit is mordred. looks so cute and innocent, but in the end wasn't

in monty python they lose gawain just like in bbc merlin they lose gwaine 😊

the holy hand grenade fiasco is because arthur can be given very clear instructions and still fuck up

the bridge of death with arthur and the bridge guy is just a retelling of a conversation merlin and arthur once has

and merlin at first didnt know which swallow, then decided "fuck it i'll just pick one" and asked more specifically and arthur didn't have an answer because he doesnt actually know he just wanted to sound smart

athur is wearing a sun. because he was the sun to merlin's moon.

at the end of the movie, maybe people come out of nowhere to defend arthur because duhhh

bedevere was with arthur from the beginning (like leon) and until the very end (like merlin)

and that concludes my thoughts on how monty python and the holy grail relates to bbc merlin

[haithhegimp]

redraw from [Robin and Batman: Jason Todd]! spoilers, and my thoughts on the issue under the cut :)

ok so, like is a strong word but i don't hate the comic so far. i know a lot of people have given up on it and detest it, but i still have hope! personally, i feel like what we've gotten so far seems like a set up.

alfred's behaviour feels exageratedly terrible, as if the intention is to make the audience say "what an asshole! he's clearly the one in the wrong here!" and bruce's behaviour, while not as extreme, is also Not Good and has made practically everyone who's read the comic (from what i've seen) say "what a hypocritical asshole!", so this feels like a set up for them to be finally proven wrong and for jaybin to get some validation.

speaking of jaybin-- his monologue feels very Forced.

the way his lines are written gives the feeling of a victim who desperately doesn't want to go back to being one. it gives the feeling of like, being so afraid of being hurt that he's lashing out, and trying to convince himself that its justified. so i think that it could be foundations for jaybin letting himself relax and find peace without having to fight back for once. and though i haven't read any of his writing, i've heard really good things about lemire and characters like jason!

however on the other end, red hood joker showing up in jason's dream and the way that the wraith sorta mimics red hood jason are not promising. for the joker i could sorta see a route similar to rhato where he's involved in jason's backstory? but to be honest i dont really like that either.

all-in-all, while i currently wouldn't reccomend the comic to anyone, i think it's worth waiting to see how it actually pans out! if it's horrible, hey that's what fanfics are for, and if it's awesome, then holy crap lets go!! either way at least the art is absolutely phenomenal!! nguyen got it SO right with how adorable and baby he made jaybin look, im giving that child soooo many kisses on his itty bitty forehead.

[epiphainie]

ok SO while were in our #ILoveMess&SlightlyUnhealthySexualSituations vibes today, I have been haunted for months now by this idea (which is free to a good home god pls pls pls someone who can write take any or all inspo from this lol) of during the breakup Buck gets picked up by Sal & his wife (they pick up a pretty little thing every once in a while to keep things fresh) while out at a bar. maybe they know who each other are before they approach each other maybe not. But Sal & Gina bring Buck home and they all do their best to wear each other the fuck out (maybe they saw Buck in the bar being sad and could not resist those sad bambi eyes and legs and decided they were gonna fuck him so good he forgot about being heartbroken for the night) 

Then after many rounds of truly athletic filthy deliciously satisfying sex, while hes in the kitchen pounding gatorade Sal sends Tommy a text reading “If you dont get ur head out of ur ass and fix this asap we’re keeping the kid” and before Tommy has a chance to question what Sal is talking about he gets a picture. And there Evan is asleep and splayed out in Sal&Gina’s bed after having been clearly and enthusiastically well fucked. And before Tommy can get out a what the actual fuck sal?! He gets the first video

And because tommy is a masochist he hits play and is treated to the delicious torture of hearing Evans pretty little moans and whimpers intermixed with Sal and Gina saying stuff like “Aww pretty boy you just needed someone to come and fuck you the right way didnt you? Needed Daddy to fuck you good and proper huh?” 

[and fuck it lets give our boy a mommy kink to go w the daddy kink why not] he gets more pictures and another video from Gina of Evan on his knees, eating pussy like his life depends on it while she switches between scratching her nails through his hair gently and gripping his curls to hold Buck exactly where she wants him and cooing stuff like “Now you have a new Daddy and a Mommy to treat you the way you deserve. We can take care of you so much better. youll be our good boy wont you sweetheart?” 

And ya know maybe Tommy does the rational thing and sends Buck a text asking to talk or waits until the morning to call him. Or maybe Tommy cant stop looking at that first picture and sees how Bucks dick is so wet it has to be from more than just his own pre and cum and sees the cum leaking out of Bucks hole and the scratch marks on his back from Ginas nails and fingertip bruises on his hips and handprints on his ass and hickeys on his neck and just. fucking snaps at seeing these visual physical claims that other people have put on whats His and he drops everything to drive to Sals right then and there to get his boy back. and if they dont even make it back to back to either of their places after leaving Sals before Tommy pulls over bc the idea of someone elses cum sill being inside Buck a second longer is inexcusable and he has to fuck it out of Buck and replace it with his own (along with covering and replacing all the other marks on Bucks body). well. thats between them and tommys trucks upholstery.

~ @wee-fuckin-woo :] (lol sorry if Sal (&Gina) are not ur thing ive just been plagued by this vague idea for months now)

sal and gina is so not my thing that i kinda just remembered that sal mentioned a gf/wife called gina lol but i looooove this. buck being picked up by an older married couple is soooo hot and i always say mommy & daddy issues in buck are comorbid and the image of him eating pussy while being called a good boy makes me black out for a second every time, regardless of context. in my world where tommy is a stubborn little bitch who's been really trying to convince himself he's made the right decision leaving buck alone, i picture him texting sal back like "i broke up with him months ago. it's none of my business who he's having sex with" but in the darkness of his bedroom - and also in the darkness of the locker room when the rest of the 217's sleeping - he pulls up the videos he buried in a hidden folder and fucks his fist till he's biting his lip through his orgasm. someone else's cum filling buck, buck's enthusiasm to be good as he's eating pussy, the way he preens and looks with bright eyes when he's called pretty boy. anyway each time, tommy quickly wipes himself clean and tells himself he's not gonna do it again, but he leaves the videos there in the folder instead of deleting.

[hauntedtotem]

sotm spoilers !!!

chat what the fuck does this mean

*i mean ik what it means in relation to the mimic and fiona and david etc. but what does it mean for my dca boys....

We know fallfest burned down and og Fiona died there, and most parts of the Moon.exe game use Sun as a representative figure for Fiona and aren't actually about Sun as a character himself.

like, I get that the "this is where the Sun left, leaving them behind" line when handing over a fallfest ticket is very clearly about Fiona and not actually Sun, but i wonder if the reason they chose Sun to represent her was because he too was destroyed there, and that thats supposed to signify a parallel of Edwin losing Fiona/Moon losing Sun?

we know from help wanted that the dca was at fall fest, and this bit about rebuilding Moon as split/plural, specifically highlighting that he's only now like that after being rebuilt, makes me wonder if that was a decision made after Sun was destroyed in the fallfest incident?

(disregarding that the fallfest minigame dca appears in is in fact Moon fronting while everything is on fire, meaning that if they were separate then they were both there- or if they were combined then their being rebuilt as one happened before fallfest, and doesnt quite fit with the "oh they used Sun to represent Fiona because they both died there and left their other halves behind" theory. idkkkk how to fit these two game lores together </3. also dont know how canon help wanted is supposed to be) i feel like this choice in storytelling is very deliberate and significant somehow, but it very well could be "lets add sun/moon in somewhere because the fans are crazy about them" without deeper lore implications. (*as of writing this op has not looked at the new help wanted update they heard rumors about dropping this month)

EDIT

someone pointed out that while sun and moon represent fiona/edwin, and the baby owl as david, and we the player character put on the owl(david) mask to make moon(edwin) cry- we're supposed to be playing as the mimic in moon.exe

and after fixing the more modern-Moon statue, helpy refers to it as us, saying we fixed ourselves, (nod to the mimic fixing its legs?) but also implying we, as the mimic, are now both sun and moon.

Because the mimic is mimicking both the late Fiona and Edwin now, and learned positive and negative traits from the both of them.

as far as the real Sun and Moon that we know in sb, i'm not sure if this is all just metaphorical and they're being used to showcase parallels or simply tell a story (they are made for theater after all, storytelling is their thing)-

or, if taken a tad more literally, if its trying to hint that they're a mimic. (but not the mimic, as that one is locked beneath the plex for Ruin. But we know there were other attempts at trying to make more?)

anyways idk how literal we can take Moon.exe in regards to dca-specific lore, since the pair's involvement is very much just used as stand-ins to represent other characters. but by god am i desperate for crumbs with these two

[lex-catto]

lex's systemic rant review of issue 1 of robin & batman: jason todd

tl;dr: this is really fucking bad. do not read it. jason is drawn cute though, hes a little guy. the art does not make up for this dumpster fire.

spoilers for the entirety of this issue!

TW FOR SHITTY HANDLING OF DRUGS AND ADDICTION AND ALSO A LOT OF CLASSISM

do not buy this even to hate read, its not worth it. im going to be hate buying it so you dont have to!! tune in next month for more of whatever this was.

are yall ready? im not. i hated every second of this. we're doing image and then my text reaction/rant.

first word of this issue. "revenge." "i finally get revenge. i finally get to fight back." i am not super well read on jason's original appearances but i have a feeling this is not at all close.

jason couldve and shouldve won that fight i fear. this criminal bitch had like, a sharp knife attached to his wrist. he gave jason a tiny cut on his cheek jason wouldve bodied that man. i couldve bodied that man and i cant fight

establishing jason w anger issues and not being able to handle like, one word of criticism. they then show bruce also resorting to violence, maybe attempting to establish bruce as a hypocrite? or to be like "bruce is teaching him violence so ofc hes violent" but that requires depth and nuance in writing that we are not getting from this comic i fear

this whole conversation filled me with rage. jason outright saying hes not their son and that hes only there to be trained and to be robin and to be a soldier/weapon. alfred snd bruce being terrible. bruce "idk what he needs 🥺" therapy and a loving parent idk bro. alfred "that boy... there is just something not right." LITERALLY SHUT UP??? HES LIKE 10. OH MY GOD. directly going "dick was amazing and jason is deeply troubled" is crazy in the yr of our lord 2025.

"that boy... he doesnt know light. and im not sure he wants to" HES LIKE 10?????????? THE CLASSISM IS FUCKING CRAZY. AND JUST. WHATEVER ELSE IS GOING ON HERE IS SO BAD.

alfred: "we should give up this child weve been caring for ☺️"

bruce: noooo he has no one else...

alfred: "i fear even you may not be able to save this one, master bruce." THAT IS A CHILD. A LITTLE GUY EVEN. HELLLLLOOOOOO

bro the littlest guy :( ADN IM SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE HES INHERENTLY EVIL

these pissed me off the most. pill box red hood one, looks stupid, and two, JASON WASNT DESTINED TO BE THE RED HOOD. HE DID NOT HAVE SECRET EVIL. and again. how am i supposed to believe that little guy is evil.

"i am a weapon" YOU ARW A CHILD!!!! throwing the comm out of ear is acting kinda iconic

jason also having a trauma response bcs the criminal dude was using couldve been really interesting instead of (spoilers that will be revealed in two seconds) evil villain of the week murdering the dude in front of jason.

the "all my life ive been the one getting hurt" (and now he can fight back) on a panel of his mom ODing and being dead is absolutely fucking insane. why would they do that.

like. jason is overlaying this random dude injecting himself w images of his mom,,,,,, and then evil villain with a vaguely similar vibe to red hood killing the dude. "now ill make them scared of me" (says jason) and the them is like, drug victims? what a message the writers are sending here.

"i am a weapon" YOURE A BABY. YOURE A BABY!!!!!

jason drenched in blood :(((((( poor baby :(((((((((((((( devastating actually. how many bets that the immense trauma of someone you were beating up getting fucking shot and killed in front of you is never addressed!!!

this is the only time bruce calls jason his son lmao. and its "WHAT DID YOU DO?" when yknow, i dont think jason is capable of blowing someone's brains out. i have a Feeling. and also B's direct assumption that it's jason's fault.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN. LAME ASS VILLAIN. wraith is talking abt general criminals, but it can easily be overlaid onto how bruce is treating jason. "youve been too lenient" jason is a child. "the animals are running wild" JASON IS A FUCKING CHILD. LETS NOT COMPARE HIM TO AN ANIMAL MAYBE? JUST A THOUGHT.

ok thats it in conclusion this is the worst thing ive read in awhile and i hated every second.

also ty to marz in the birdwatchers discord server for clarifying some stuff i misread :3

i was ranting to my dad in the car abt this comic actually, and he was like, "if jason had a secretly evil plot… that wouldve made him interesting." and i went "he would not have died in the first place 😭" and my dad agreed.

ok thats it bye im not thinking abt this comic until next month.

[kerubimcrepin]

LIVEREAD: WAKFU, THE GREAT WAVE [TOME 2, Chapter 8 part 1]

Wow no way i didnt know that. Nice anime eyes btw ghsjdhgdf.

He's so smug it makes me crazy. Genuinely, it makes me insane. God. "Kerub and I"... they make me sick. He's so proud of living with his dadsonthing for 600 years.

Heartbreaking: kerubim infected him with being a hoarder.

What the HELL are these flying books bro.

WHAT.

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL BOOKWALKER

So smug... dude.

This manga confirms joris as the twelvian equivalent of A. lost media wiki; B. the fuckers that hoard lost media and never release it (choose the one that you think applies)

What's next? Wikipedia editor Joris?

God fucking dammit. Btw I swear I didn't write the wikipedia remark on purpose. I hadn't reread this manga in months.

A likely thing for a guy who based his entire identity around living with two demigods to say.

TAP TAP :)

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS TO BEGIN WITH!!!!!

Joris likes cartography truthers stay winning.

AGAIN WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THIS. DONT GIVE US THIS CHILL EXPRESSION.

Of course they'd have secret passages... inside the secret library inside the secret portal. And of course this thing is only fit for Kerubim and Joris. Atcham please crash out.

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This really puts into perspective just how tiny he is... Trying to draw canon typical Joris is enough torture that I gave up ages ago.

He's able to cast fire! Once again, insane shit I added to my fics turns out not to be out of the realm of possibility. Thank god.

HE LITERALLY HAS NO CLOSE FRIENDS EXCEPT KERUBIM AND ATCHAM. FUCKING RIP BOZO.

Statuette of khan! Self explanatory why he'd have this.

A painting of Asalar. Maybe to keep record of how his enemy looks like?

Down from it, we see baby Joris's drawing of what he thought his parents might look like... Not a painting of Jahash or Julith, just his own ocs. I think it's cute that this place, that seems to be pretty important to him, doesn't have his actual parents. It's not like he knew them well. Idk, it's a neat detail that says something about Joris's feelings on them in a subtle way.

Saving the best and juiciest for last, we have Zabelle. When this comic first came out, multiple crepinjurgenites had mini-freakouts that Tot might have gone actually off the rails insane and might be giving Joris a love interest. Which would be bad given Tot's trackrecord with romance writing. And also Joris's whole shtick.

However, I am very happy to announce they... REMOVED A (likely) IOP (Zabel) and made him into a sexy dragon lady queen. No fucking way. If they also don't give her an ex-husband/a dead husband/a far away husband/a son/a boyfriend... I don't know what would happen to the world, if that were to happen.

I approve of this. I don't know what to think about the anime style (might be fun! might be bad! can't be worse than bestiale!) but it does have actually nice looking female characters. which is already a glow up from bestiale and s4.

I'm expecting fanart of Bechamel the Catgirl and Zabelle making out at my desk by midday, mister! Not because this is in-character or makes any sense. I just like to sexualize and objectify women.

Joris being a newborn when this happened explains a lot about the timeline of events.

[nodding sagely] the fucking yass twins.

This too, I foresaw. Joris has similar opinions but understands the shitfucked reality of Yugo's life.

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whatever you say cute.

I choose not to comment on the lore retcon nightmares going on here because I dont car anymore.

oh my god his grabbablle waist

[capri-ramblings]

Vampire AU for twst where the reader is a senior vampire and the Pomefiore trio are under their care.

Vil the pure-blood, Rook the half-blood and young Epel the new (and accidental) initiate.

Completely wholesome but chaotic, Reader has to maneuver their new life around these three and make sure nothing bad happens to them 😔🫶🏻

"Hey,how come only I burn under sunlight?" Epel asks, his pretty face contorted in such a foul expression it has Vil glowering.

"Ah,that's because you are a child of man turned into the child of the night. What once beats in that small chest of yours has ceased and grown into something akin to divine ichor."

"Say that again? In normal English this time."

"I can recite it in French."

And Reader is just like, "Rook,please. Go to your room and I'll help Epel get along today."